The depth and variety of the art of cursing by the "Huaya Keyboard Warriors Alliance" mbers were once unimaginable to the "Fusang Keyboard Warriors Alliance" mbers.
All male and female relatives and friends, within eighteen generations of the "Fusang Keyboard Warriors Alliance" mbers' aunts and uncles, were affectionately contacted by the "Huaya Keyboard Warriors Alliance" mbers, over and over.
The flowery language left the "Fusang Keyboard Warriors Alliance" mbers incredibly embarrassed.
Their lifeti of insults couldn't even match a tenth or even a hundredth of the malice in the words of the "Huaya Keyboard Warriors Alliance" mbers.
It's simply not on the sa level!
The gap is too, too big!
On Huaya Forum, the "Fusang Keyboard Warriors Alliance" mbers retreated step by step.
Their comnts were instantly overwheld by the flood of downvotes from the "Huaya Keyboard Warriors Alliance" mbers, and each comnt received at least a thousand downvotes!
Within just one hour, the "Fusang Keyboard Warriors Alliance" had completely collapsed.
"Brother Xiao Ma" posted a ssage as the Vice Alliance Hierarch: "People of the 'Fusang Keyboard Warriors Alliance,' do you surrender?"
In the Young Chairman's office of Fusang Xianjin Group, Li Guiyuan was furious upon seeing the statent from "Brother Xiao Ma" on the screen, and he smashed the computer screen with a punch.
"Bang!"
He angrily shouted, "Get another one!"
Seeing already six broken computers on the floor, the female secretary shook her head and had no choice but to fetch another laptop, hoping it could last a few more seconds.
Following Li Guiyuan last night had already exhausted her, and now constantly moving computers was wearing her out completely.
Li Guiyuan's hands trembled slightly as he asked for the opinion of the mbers internally within the "Fusang Keyboard Warriors Alliance."
"Alliance Hierarch, I can't hold on anymore. Too many people have privately ssaged to inquire about my family. I've gained tens of thousands of Huaya fathers and grandfathers. If I don't retreat now, I'm afraid the won from eighteen generations of my ancestors will be resurrected from the coffin."
"Alliance Hierarch, I'm about to give up too. These people are so skilled, and I now regret learning the Huaya language! A group of people surrounded on voice chat and cursed for over ten minutes, with no repeated words. I feel like I'm going to explode." Content first released on *.
To accommodate this "friendly" match between the "Fusang Keyboard Warriors Alliance" and the "Huaya Keyboard Warriors Alliance," the forum officially added two new rules on the voice connection feature:
First, anyone who is called for a voice connection request must accept. Refusal results in a permanent ban!
Second, once connected, the receiver is not allowed to hang up unilaterally, or else face a permanent ban!
These rules were not intended to favor anyone, so initially, the "Fusang Keyboard Warriors Alliance" mbers were quite pleased, seeing the Huaya forum's official fairness and transparency, showing no bias just because they were a Crooked Fruit "force."
But now, after suffering cyber violence from the "Huaya Keyboard Warriors Alliance" mbers, they instantly understood.
Behind what seed like fair rules was the full malice of the Huaya forum officials.
They must have anticipated the victory of the "Huaya Keyboard Warriors Alliance," hence these mandatory rules.
At this point, "Fusang Keyboard Warriors Alliance" mbers, though in great pain, dared not hang up the voice chats. They couldn't bear to lose their accounts on the Huaya forum.
Within the "Fusang Keyboard Warriors Alliance," more and more people expressed their grievances.
Li Guiyuan knew that continued resistance would only waste their morale and was not worth the loss.
Thus, he finally posted an official announcent on his Huaya forum account: "Due to the excessively low combat power of our 'Fusang Keyboard Warriors Alliance,' we cannot withstand the relentless bombardnts from the 'Huaya Keyboard Warriors Alliance.' I hereby, on behalf of all mbers of our 'Fusang Keyboard Warriors Alliance,' formally surrender to the 'Huaya Keyboard Warriors Alliance!'"
The "Fusang Keyboard Warriors Alliance" surrendered!
This news spread across the internet instantly, with many people rushing to share the news, celebrating throughout the nation.
"Brother Xiao Ma" quickly posted an update:
This is an epoch-making event!
There has never been a day when the millions of keyboard warriors on Huaya Forum worked together in such unity.
They defended the honor of our Huaya Forum with their keyboards and achieved the ultimate victory!
Who dares claim invincibility?
Who says no defeat?
The great keyboard cos from the sky, typing endlessly like a flowing river!
When the world turns upside down, I shall type to clear the heavens!
The keyboard embodies freedom's law, the great creation keyboard, destroying enemies, shaking chaos, and pacifying the world!
This is the glory of all of the "Huaya Keyboard Warriors Alliance!"
Long live Alliance Master Xu!
Long live the "Huaya Keyboard Warriors Alliance!"
After the surrender announcent, "Fusang Keyboard Warriors Alliance" mbers retreated to Fusang one by one in disgrace.
anwhile, Xu Hao had been watching the whole affair unfold from ho all along.
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