"Dream on! Hmph!" Miss Zhou pretended to be angry, "Getting an inch and wanting a mile..."
Seeing that he had upset Miss Zhou, Lin Mu quickly approached and sweet-talked her, using a Zhen Huan accent, dropping to one knee,
"Oh dear, please calm your anger, little master. Your servant apologizes! Your servant is willing to slap himself. May I ask, little master, which side would you like slapped?"
Zhou Xun burst into laughter, "The left side, hmm, the right side, oh no, both sides..."
Lin Mu slapped himself while imitating the actions of an old eunuch, "pia, pia, pia... Little master, slapping finished!"
"No way, just slapping isn’t enough, hmph, you bullied just now! I still want to punish you as compensation!" Zhou Xun pouted.
Lin Mu knew that Zhou Xun wasn’t truly angry. He deliberately softened his voice to mimic an old eunuch’s way, "Little master, what else would you instruct? Xiaomu is willing to be your horse and ox, obeying your every command! Ready to risk life and limb, brave the fires and boiling water, die without regret..."
Zhou Xun was tickled by this clown and laughed, "Hmm, my royal shoulders are a bit sore, give a massage, will you."
Zhou Xun shook her delicate neck; after sitting in a car all day, she was indeed tired.
"As you command! Little master, please sit over here..."
Zhou Xun strutted over to the sofa and sat down, while Lin Mu gave her shoulders a massage from behind.
"Feeling quite nice, with a little more pressure it’d be perfect." Zhou Xun said contentedly.
"How does it feel now?" Lin Mu added a bit more pressure and asked.
"Hmm, this pressure is just right, I didn’t expect your technique to be quite good." Zhou Xun enjoyed, eyes closed.
"Of course, it’s professional. I have even more professional techniques; want to give them a try?" Lin Mu said while massaging.
"Even if it’s free, not needed. Anyone would know you’re up to no good, trying to take advantage of , hmph, dream on!" Zhou Xun glanced at Lin Mu, stood up, and said.
After spending considerable ti with Lin Mu, Zhou Xun obviously knew that this rascal wasn’t up to any good. How else to put it? Brother Lin, as a person, doesn’t harbor bad intentions but has quite a distinct personality.
Moreover, he possesses all the common faults of ordinary slly n!
Of course, he also has traits that ordinary slly n don’t have! For instance, standing up for justice, being enthusiastic in helping others, such as... Hmm, it seems the list of his good attributes is finished; what remains are all his annoying habits!
"Alright, it’s getting late. I need to rest; there’s an audition tomorrow!" Zhou Xun said, waving her hand, and walked toward the bed.
"Wait, big star!" Lin Mu smilingly grabbed Zhou Xun’s hand, "You see, we’ve already kissed, so isn’t it alright if... hmm, we sleep together?"
"Hmph, Brother Lin, if you keep joking with , we can’t be happy friends, at least not until I’m ready!"
Zhou Xun feigned anger, turned around, and entered the room.
"Uh, why are you still not ready..."
Watching Zhou Xun walk away, Lin Mu let out a long sigh, "Ah, as the saying goes, ’Fate is bitter, don’t bla the governnt; luck runs out, don’t bla society!’ This saying is spot on!"
Having said that, Lin Mu grabbed a blanket to cover his head, then dramatically fell onto the sofa, pretending to die!
At this ti, Zhou Xun, lying on the bed, was startled by the loud noise and sat up in a flash, glanced in Lin Mu’s direction, and suddenly felt quite sorry. After all, Brother Lin ca to protect her.
See, while she lay comfortably on the Simmons mattress, Brother Lin pitifully lay on the sofa, and the sofa was too small. If Lin Mu placed his head on the sofa seat, his feet would hang off the floor, and if he put his feet on the sofa, his head would hang down.
Uh, Zhou Xun was heartbroken; she didn’t want to see such an enthusiastic Brother Lin suffer, so she slowly approached Lin Mu, opened her little mouth, but didn’t know what to say. After hesitating for a long ti, she squeezed out a pointless sentence,
"Brother Lin, isn’t it uncomfortable for you to sleep like that?"
Damn, isn’t that nonsense? If you had to sleep so awkwardly, would you feel comfortable?
"It’s nothing... I’ll just make do for one night..." Lin Mu pretended to be unconcerned but deliberately groaned a little, "Ouch, my leg... it hurts..."
"Brother Lin, if you find the sofa uncomfortable... just sleep on the bed then..."
Zhou Xun said, blushing. Her voice grew quieter, until even she couldn’t hear herself anymore.
"Great!"
As soon as Zhou Xun spoke, to her surprise, Lin Mu, who had just been lounging lazily like a dead dog, jumped up like a leopard with agile speed.
Because Lin Mu had been waiting for this sentence for a long ti.
"But, we must agree on three rules!" Zhou Xun said with a smile, "First, you’re not allowed to touch tonight; second, you’re not allowed to get close to tonight, third, you’re not allowed to have any improper thoughts tonight!"
Oops, seems like with the first rule, the following two aren’t really necessary.
"So, how do we sleep tonight? Do I sleep on the inside, outside, or above you?"
"A-above?"
Zhou Xun looked at Lin Mu with a little embarrassnt. In fact, she was caught up in Lin Mu’s words, and it was only a shy slip that she asked. She didn’t expect Lin Mu to take it literally, so Lin Mu shyly replied,
"What? You want to sleep above you?"
"Lin... Brother Lin, you’ve got it wrong..." Zhou Xun said with a slight blush, "You sleep... sleep on my left side..."
"No problem!" Lin Mu agreed straightforwardly, "Actually, I ant to say, whether I’m above or below you, I’m happy to!"
Miss Zhou’s face imdiately clouded; of course, this brute would be willing, but did he ask if she, the beautiful lady, was willing?
So, Lin Mu nodded, walked to the outer side of Zhou Xun, and plopped down on the bed.
And so, Miss Zhou, thinking she was clever, took a blanket and rolled it up to form a barrier between them. Lin Mu, of course, lay on the outside, while Zhou Xun lay on the inside.
However, soon enough, Miss Zhou regretted sharing a bed with a big man. She glanced at Lin Mu, her brow twitched, and she hinted,
"Oh my, Brother Lin, it’s so hot at night. My air conditioning is always set so high. Can you handle it? If not, better sleep on the sofa! It’s warr there..."
"It’s fine, isn’t there a blanket?" Lin Mu nonchalantly pulled the blanket that was covering Zhou Xun toward himself.
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