"Damn bastard, rotten to the core, I curse you to have sores on your head, pus on your feet, your whole body to rot and die thoroughly!" Qi Manlin pouted and cursed fiercely.
"Holy shit, sis, you're really venomous!" Lin Mu was so shocked he quickly avoided her murderous gaze. The most poisonous thing is a woman's heart; we can't provoke it, but we can always avoid it, right?
Nowadays, Qi Manlin hardly dares to wear tight-fitting clothes out because it caused an unbelievably high turn-back rate, ridiculously high!
A few days ago, Qi Manlin went out wearing a low-cut deep V-neck casual shirt, and it was hilarious. When she went to the supermarket to buy sothing, she suddenly found herself akin to being in a zoo. Around her, oh my, it was nothing but beasts!
So, under such circumstances, nowadays Qi Manlin either walks or drives, absolutely avoiding buses and subways because there are too many lecherous wolves and beasts on these modes of transportation!
There are even perverts who, in front of her, would sneak their hand into their pocket and "rub away," and it's not that uncommon! Damn it, just thinking about it makes Chief Police Officer shiver!
Early the next morning, Lin Mu still accompanied Chief Police Officer for a run and martial arts practice and then had als and chats with a group of beautiful won! Conveniently chitchatting, flirting, and sotis benefiting a little bit!
"Brother Lin, there's sothing I want to ask you for help with!" The youngest, Xiong Xiaoxiao, spoke up.
"Hehe, Xiaoxiao is the sweetest, just say whatever you need, as long as it's not visiting your ho, anything is possible!" Lin Mu said.
"Hehe, Brother Lin, you must keep your word. This ti you don't need to visit our house, just co to our school once; today our school is having a parent-teacher eting. I called my brother, but he's busy, so he told to find you." Xiong Xiaoxiao giggled.
"Parent-teacher eting? What does that an?" Lin Mu asked puzzledly. This kind of thing must be clarified, lest this mischievous girl play him like a fool!
"It's nothing, just like a regular parent eting, Brother Lin, anyway you promised , you have to go!" Xiong Xiaoxiao quickly said, afraid Lin Mu would back out.
Lin Mu nodded and said, "Hmm, going once is not a problem, just a bit worried, though!"
"Hmm? Worried about what?" Xiong Xiaoxiao asked confusedly.
"It's just that your brother looks so handso and charming, like a jade tree in the wind. I'm afraid your teacher might mistake for your boyfriend! This is a parent-teacher eting, and boyfriends aren't allowed!" Lin Mu said, extrely narcissistically.
Upon hearing this, the surrounding beauties gave Lin Mu odd looks. Damn, they've seen conceited and narcissistic people, but never soone this vain!
"Hehe, why are you ladies staring at ? Could it be that I've suddenly beco more handso today?"
The ladies shook their heads and sighed!
"..."
"Uh, what does that an?"
"Vain!" Zhou Xun said, nodding towards Qi Manlin to pick up the next word,
"Narcissistic!" Qi Manlin chid in, nodding towards Yu Yi, passing it on like a relay baton.
But with both derogatory words used up by the two beauties, Yu Yi couldn't think of another and blurted out in a hurry, "You… beast..."
Lin Mu's face instantly darkened as the beauties burst into laughter, "Haha, actually, in our hearts, you're just a vain, narcissistic beast, but we never intended to tell you..."
At this mont, Lin Mu just wanted to find a hole to crawl into!
Xiong Xiaoxiao quickly ca to Lin Mu's defense, "Alright, alright, in truth, Brother Lin is a good person! No one is perfect, everyone has so little flaws, but Brother Lin can still score 70 in my heart!"
"What? Only 70!" Lin Mu's face darkened again, "I never thought soone as distinguished, handso, and charming like ..."
"Ugh..." The beauties all pretended to gag, "Please, Brother Lin, stop being vain, you've already dropped to 60 in my heart!" Zhou Xun said.
"You've dropped to 50 for !" Chief Police Officer echoed.
"And you?" Lin Mu desperately sought help from Yu Yi, "Could it go up to 80?"
"No, 40!" Yu Yi gave him no leeway.
The ladies laughed again, making Lin Mu's face turn from red to black, then to green!
If this went on, Lin Mu feared he might die from blood loss! The petite and clever Xiong Xiaoxiao quickly stepped in to diate, "Brother Lin, I've raised your score a bit!"
"Hehe, Xiaoxiao is the best! Raised by how much?"
"I said a little! 70.001!"
Lin Mu pretended to faint again! Xiong Xiaoxiao seized the opportunity, pretending to support the fainting Lin Mu, "Brother Lin, don't even think about backing out. You promised already. If you back out, when these sisters bully you again, I won't care, and I'll join in on bullying you!"
"Uh... this cunning girl!" Lin Mu sighed helplessly. In this entire household, only Xiaoxiao occasionally sided with him, sotis even saying a few good words. If this mischievous girl also turned against him, he'd have no standing at ho anymore!
"Will you agree or not? Let tell you a secret: our horoom teacher is a top-notch beauty!" Xiong Xiaoxiao giggled, seemingly very aware of Lin Mu's nature, throwing him a big bait.
Lin Mu's eyes brightened, "Hehe, agree, of course, agree. Oh, I'm going not because of any beautiful teacher, I'm going entirely because of Xiaoxiao!"
As soon as Lin Mu's hypocritical words ca out, it imdiately drew rolling eyes and disdain from the other beauties!
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