"Ye Huan?"
Liu Tianyun raised an eyebrow, then showed an angry face.
"Co on, what’s there to be mad about?" Qin Ya patted Liu Tianyun’s fragrant shoulder with a face of "don’t care."
Liu Tianyun’s eyes widened with anger: "He ca back without even a heads up..."
"Wife, I can’t quite agree with you on that. I’m Ye Huan, the villa’s apparent male owner. Must I write you an application report just to co ho?"
"You said it yourself. From now on, every ti you co ho, you have to submit a 500-word application report! The report needs to indicate the purpose and ti of returning ho!"
Hearing this, Ye Huan’s mouth twitched hard, his heart chilled halfway.
Writing an application report just to return ho?
It’s understandable to indicate the ti, but what’s the deal with the purpose!
Isn’t coming ho just coming ho? What other purpose could there be!
"Tianyun dear, you’re not being fair."
At the crucial mont, Qin Ya spoke up.
Ye Huan’s face lit up with excitent, almost bursting into tears of joy.
Who would have thought she’d speak up right at the critical mont!
A savior!
Ye Huan looked hopeful, wishing his wife’s best friend could say a few words to get rid of this application thing.
He winked at Qin Ya suggestively.
Qin Ya responded with an OK gesture and a wink back.
Ye Huan was overjoyed, deciding in his heart to properly thank this wonderful citizen officer in the future!
Qin Ya cleared her throat and said calmly:
"Tianyun dear, I think..."
"500 words cannot highlight his sincerity to co ho; the application report should be at least 5000 words."
"..."
Silence fell; not a sound could be heard.
Liu Tianyun nodded in agreent: "Makes sense, then it’s 5000 words."
With that, the two of them wrapped their arms around each other’s slender waists and elegantly sashayed up to the second floor.
The mont they stepped on the first stair, Qin Ya turned her head and glared fiercely at Ye Huan, mouthing, "Dare to look at wearing a bathrobe, you just wait!"
"Bang!"
The sound of a door slamming could be heard.
Ye Huan clutched his abdon with a pale face, forcibly swallowing back the five liters of blood that rushed to his throat into his Dantian.
This... this is no savior!
This is an enemy!
Writing an application report to co ho is one thing, but you "suggested" from 500 to 5000? What kind of deep-seated hatred does it take to say sothing like that?!
Never noticed before, this woman has a dark side!
Ye Huan gritted his teeth, walked into the bathroom to take a shower.
...
"Knock, knock, knock!!"
A fierce knock on the door sounded.
Ye Huan had just finished his shower and was about to go to sleep, his head suddenly full of black lines.
It must be Qin Ya at the door!
Ye Huan covered his ears, pretending not to hear...
Another round of fierce knocking.
Five minutes later, the knocking finally subsided.
Ye Huan smirked, feeling quite pleased with himself inside, "Aren’t you knocking? Keep knocking! If you have the ability, do it again..."
Huan-ge had barely savored his delight for a minute before his face turned dark again...
"Click... click..." sound could be heard.
"Ye Huan, you died, didn’t you? Didn’t you hear knocking?!" Qin Ya cursed as she picked the lock and tossed the wire aside carelessly.
"Captain Qin, why did you not only knock but also pick the door? Weren’t you once the captain of the criminal investigation team? How can you do such sneaky things?!"
"If you’d obediently opened the door, would I have needed to do this?!" Qin Ya looked displeased.
Then her pretty face suddenly turned red, covering her eyes as she angrily shouted: "You you you... how are you..."
"How am I? Just dressed a bit cooler, you’re overreacting! The washing machine in my bathroom is full of your clothes, mine have been left unwashed for two days! How about this..." Ye Huan raised an eyebrow, "If you guys don’t mind, I don’t mind throwing my clothes in with yours to wash..."
He didn’t even finish before Qin Ya imdiately shouted: "No way! If you dare do that, I’ll chop you up!"
"Now we’re talking! I don’t have any clean clothes, plus I’m in my own room, what’s wrong with dressing a bit cooler?"
Ye Huan sat on the edge of the bed, looking casual, wearing only a pair of boxers.
"Can’t you hand wash, lazybones!"
Qin Ya sneakily moved her fingers apart a bit, sneaking a glance at Ye Huan, and secretly thought.
This... this bastard, what did he eat to grow such a good body?
"..."
After a brief silence, Ye Huan grinned playfully, speaking with a aningful look: "Captain Qin, what are you looking at?"
"Who’s looking at you? Just your bits and pieces, what’s there to see? Narcissist!"
Qin Ya said, flushed with a little embarrassnt, wasn’t this a self-confession?
Quickly, she changed the topic.
Their eyes t.
"I have sothing to tell you."
"I have sothing to tell you."
They spoke in unison.
"You first," Ye Huan said, picking up a toothpick, gesturing with a "please" motion.
"Nonsense, if I don’t go first, how can it be your turn?"
Qin Ya glared rcilessly at Ye Huan, then sneered: "Actually, this isn’t so much to tell you but to notify you."
"Notify, are you on your period?"
"How did you know..." Qin Ya blurted out, then, full of sha and fury, pinched Ye Huan’s cheek, embarrassed and angry, "How dare you, you jerk, go die!"
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