"Lin Li, oh Lin Li, you always manage to let see you in unexpected places!" Xue Jian's middle-aged face was stern.
Lin Li imdiately rembered their last eting and then laughed out loud.
After laughing, Lin Li realized he was done for. He shouldn't have laughed at this ti.
Sure enough, Xue Jian's face imdiately darkened, "Although you had a reason, you can't use this opportunity to enter and exit a girl's room at will. Your thoughts are not proper. Hand in an 800-word self-criticism after the Mid-Autumn Festival."
"It was the class president who asked to co over directly," after thinking for a mont, Lin Li decided to drag Chen Yuying into the water.
At least the self-criticism had to be shared. She had to help him write four hundred words. No, it would be best if the five of them shared it, and each wrote 160 words.
Xue Jian looked at Chen Yuying. Chen Yuying, who was originally watching the show, nodded with so embarrassnt and handed over a tissue to let Xue Jian wipe his shoes.
"Yuying must have her reasons for doing this," Xue Jian nodded. "You can go back. You don't need to write the self-criticism."
Lin Li gave a thumbs-up. Good students really have privileges.
He hoped that after the monthly exam, he could also have such treatnt.
...
Opening the door to his room, Chen Tianming had not yet returned. The two who were fighting to the death when he left were now sleeping in the sa bed, appreciating one of the three things from the island nation that couldn't be criticized.
And they were using a giant screen projector.
"You guys are really aweso," listening to the decadent music in his ears, Lin Li was extrely impressed.
"Why were you gone for so long? We've already blanched ourselves. I don't know if there's enough hot water. If you want to take a shower, you should pay attention. You can also wait for it to heat up again," Zhou Baowei leaned against the pillow, watching the subtitles on the projection, his words showing that he was a good listener.
This movie was playing at 3x speed, and the two of them were fast-forwarding from ti to ti. It was obvious that they weren't watching this movie for that purpose, but were simply appreciating the plot. They were true artists.
Then Lin Li walked up to Zhou Baowei and grabbed his chest.
Zhou Baowei: "?"
Bai Bufan: "!"
Zhou Baowei, whose chest was being groped, suddenly covered his butt, "What are you trying to do? Bufan! Change to a normal program. If we keep watching this, Lin Li is going to go berserk!"
"Rubbing your hands with lard has the benefits of moisturizing the skin of your hands, protecting the skin of your hands, and preventing frostbite," Lin Li said faintly.
"That makes sense!" Bai Bufan imdiately pressed down on Zhou Baowei's other side upon hearing this.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
You damn Lin Li, I should have used all the hot water on myself when I was blanching myself just now.
Lin Li went to the bathroom. He had actually just activated the Pure and Righteous Thunder Control Technique, but there was no reaction.
This experint was definitely not rigorous, but Lin Li couldn't find any suitable experintal props.
He couldn't just ask Yu Yu if she could cooperate with his experint, right?
...
After taking a shower, Lin Li also got into bed and joined the appreciation session.
They were now watching a cuckold movie.
Quickly going through the plot of the movie.
"Although I'm a pure love warrior, this movie is really good. It's so satisfying to be in the shoes of the yellow-haired guy," Lin Li sighed.
"Although I'm a pure love warrior, this movie is really good. It's so satisfying to be in the shoes of the cuckold," Bai Bufan sighed.
"Although I'm a pure love warrior, this movie is really good. It's so satisfying to be in the shoes of the female lead," Zhou Baowei sighed.
They really had bright futures.
"Knock, knock, knock."
"There's still a dog left in this movie. It's just right for Tianming to be in its shoes," Zhou Baowei, who was closest to the door, got up and opened the door.
Then he froze.
Bai Bufan, curious, also sat up to see who it was, and then he also stood at attention.
Xue Jian slowly walked in.
The four of them, eight eyes, looked at each other. The scene was silent.
Well, it couldn't be said to be silent. The decadent music hadn't stopped yet.
"Ah~ ah~ ah~"
"Yate~"
This was more terrifying than silence.
Bai Bufan, startled, rushed forward and stood in front of the screen, trying to cover the criminal evidence.
This kid was also scared silly. Could a projection be covered in this way? Instead, the plot began to play out on his face.
The picture was no longer strange and terrifying, but watching those things play out on Bai Bufan's face and body, the scene gradually beca a bit abstract.
If it weren't for the fact that Lin Li had just been trained in the "don't laugh challenge," he would probably have laughed again.
Lin Li inwardly despised Baowei for not asking who it was before opening the door, then he rationally stood up and turned off the projector.
"What are you watching?" Xue Jian, who had gone back to change into a pair of slippers and co back, took a deep breath and asked, knowing the answer.
Lin Li: "It's a normal movie."
"Why are the people in a normal movie not wearing any clothes?" Xue Jian smiled coldly.
"The internet is too slow, it hasn't loaded yet," Lin Li smiled warmly.
Xue Jian: "..."
Then he held his forehead and sighed, "The people next door are playing Texas Hold'em, you guys are watching a movie. I can't even imagine what surprise the next dorm will give . You guys are really the hardest batch I've ever taught."
This ti, he couldn't argue. It really was the hardest batch.
Gambling and pornography were all gathered together. Would the next dorm be doing drugs?
The three of them could only laugh awkwardly.
"But since we're out to have fun, I won't use the school rules to spoil your fun. Where's Chen Tianming? Where is that kid?" Xue Jian was still quite open-minded on this point. He didn't persuade the people next door to stop playing Texas Hold'em. He was even cajoled into participating in a ga just now.
It was also good to relax with the students, but now that he had confird the content of the relaxation project here, it might not be suitable for him to participate.
"Teacher, I'm here!" Chen Tianming ca back just in ti. "I went to another room."
"Okay, let tell you..." after emphasizing so rules again, Xue Jian prepared to leave.
"You guys should watch less of this stuff. It's not good for your health. The younger you are, the more you should cherish your body. Don't regret it when you're my age," Xue Jian said before leaving.
There was a lot of information.
"Sad! Old Jian Tou is no longer capable!" Zhou Baowei fell to the ground and cried.
Xue Jian pushed the door back in.
Zhou Baowei now didn't know whether he should cry or not.
Done for!
But Xue Jian didn't co for Zhou Baowei. He pointed at Lin Li and Bai Bufan and said, "I've thought about it. You two can watch more, but after you're done watching here, you're not allowed to go to any other ssy places, you know!"
Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "..."
"Got it."
Xue Jian then really left.
Zhou Baowei couldn't cry, so he started to laugh.
"What happened? What are you watching?" Chen Tianming, who had just co back, was confused, but then he didn't care anymore. He opened his suitcase and turned it upside down on the floor, taking out all his clothes:
"What do you think of this outfit, or this one? Lin Li, you're about the sa height as . Did you bring any cool clothes? Bros, help put together an outfit!"
"What's wrong? You have a date tomorrow?" Lin Li asked curiously.
"Mm-hmm, Qiaoqiao and I are going on a date tomorrow!" Chen Tianming nodded heavily.
"You call this a fucking date? We're all going to Pingjiang Amusent Park. Isn't it normal to et?" Lin Li couldn't hold it in.
"Aiya, anyway, I'm not playing with you guys at the amusent park tomorrow. What do you think? Is this outfit okay? Forget it, you two have no aesthetic sense. Lin Li, what do you think?" Chen Tianming looked at Lin Li.
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei didn't care. They left the room with great interest, planning to go to the Texas Hold'em ga next door.
And to share the magical experience just now.
It would definitely make Wang Ze and the others' jaws drop.
"Did you bring a suit?" Lin Li frowned.
"Who wears a suit in September? It's so hot, although a suit is indeed okay," Chen Tianming shook his head.
"Then I'll help you change your hairstyle. I guarantee you'll have Yao Qiaoqiao wrapped around your little finger," Lin Li nodded with so regret and then said.
"Okay! I'll trust you, Lin Li!"
Three minutes later.
"This hairstyle... is it Hannibal's?"
When Lin Li brought Chen Tianming to the mirror, Chen Tianming squinted and said.
"Mm, it can kill both n and won. It's a versatile hairstyle that's good for both. It would be even more perfect with a suit," Lin Li was very satisfied with his masterpiece.
"I'm not talking about physically killing both n and won!"
Hannibal's hairstyle wasn't for everyone. Chen Tianming felt like he looked like Dongxuelian now, like a traitor.
"After you change to this hairstyle, you might be able to invite a god to possess you. Who knows the art of being human better than Uncle Ba? With him possessing you, you'll definitely get along well with Yao Qiaoqiao," Lin Li argued.
"Get lost!"
(End of Chapter)
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