Bai Bufan always followed through with his words.
Fortunately, Lin Li was now equivalent to a PE student. After watching fifteen seconds of ads, he was resurrected.
"The first ti is unfamiliar, the second ti is familiar. Trust , bros. With the experience from last ti, we'll definitely be more composed this ti," Lin Li encouraged his two bros.
The main reason was that Lin Li didn't want to be tortured alone.
"Is it possible that the first ti is unfamiliar, and the second ti is death?" Bai Bufan gritted his teeth.
Zhou Baowei touched his nose on the side and didn't back down. The main reason was that he had boasted at the beginning that he wanted to ride it ten or eight tis, but now he was backing down, which didn't seem good. He could only ask:
"Lin Li, are you addicted to this? But I heard you screaming quite a bit just now?"
"It's indeed a bit interesting, but it's precisely because I scread that I'm not satisfied with my performance. What's the point of getting the warrior pin by passing the Pingjiang 8 like this? If I'm going to get it, I'm going to get it beautifully!"
Lin Li, who had cursed the system countless tis in his heart, had to have an imposing explanation on the surface.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
Who the fuck cares about the aning!
"Baowei, didn't you originally plan to play multiple tis? I'll accompany you and fulfill your wish. Bufan, if you really can't take it, you can go wait for us on the side for a while?" Lin Li asked.
"You're still a little bit human. I really need to rest. I still feel like the ground is not solid," Bai Bufan nodded.
Playing once was really the limit.
Lin Li also knew this, which was why he said so.
"It's that serious? Let take care of you?" Zhou Baowei, upon hearing this, stepped forward with concern, ready to support Bai Bufan.
Two hands grabbed Zhou Baowei, and two hands pushed Zhou Baowei away.
The two people in front and behind said in unison, "No need."
Zhou Baowei's smile was bleak.
But Bai Bufan's smile was sincere.
At this mont, it was like that ti.
You have your day too.
"Just kidding. Actually, I didn't really want to take care of you. There are many people who want to be taken care of by . Also, you're really pretentious," Zhou Baowei, whose kindness was rejected, sneered.
Fifteen minutes later, the two of them were sitting on the Azure Dragon roller coaster again. It started.
The sound of the wind whistled in their ears.
It wasn't just the sound of the wind:
"Hahaha! Ah! Holy shit hahaha! Ah! Fuck you hahaha—"
Zhou Baowei turned his head with difficulty in the strong wind and looked at Lin Li, who was screaming and laughing, in pain and enjoynt at the sa ti, "?"
What's wrong with you?
...
"Playing twice is not difficult at all. It's fun, I love to play," Zhou Baowei said with a smile, letting go of his sweaty hands.
Lin Li was slightly silent.
[Pass the eight challenges of the Pingjiang Secret Realm with a fearless and dashing posture (0/8)]
I've been screaming and playing, is that still not fearless enough, not dashing enough?
"Since you love to play, let's play a third ti," Lin Li turned his head and asked sincerely.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
Bro, are you crazy?!
"Lin Li, bro, no, Grandpa Lin Li, I'm sorry. I'll never pretend to be cool again. I'm not the most manly man in Class 4. I'm actually just a Bai Bufan. No, I'm even more Bai Bufan than Bai Bufan. Please spare ."
When Zhou Baowei realized that he could only keep one of his face and his life, he began to insult himself in the most extre way.
Pingjiang Amusent Park was really not a pushover. It was not as exciting as he had imagined.
"But I really have to play at least one more ti. I feel like I'm still not composed enough," this ti it was Lin Li's turn to be a little embarrassed.
Zhou Baowei turned and ran.
"Is it over? Where's Lin Li?" Bai Bufan looked at Zhou Baowei, who looked a little listless, and asked, holding back his laughter.
"He went for a third ti," Zhou Baowei sat down, pointed to the distance, and closed his eyes.
Lin Li was now queuing in the single rider line.
So projects had fast, single rider, and normal lines. The so-called single rider line was to queue here. People in the line would not sit together in the project.
For example, for a project like the Azure Dragon roller coaster, there were four seats in a row. So if there was a group of three people, sitting in a row would leave one empty seat. It was unreasonable to let other people who ca in groups go up alone. At this ti, tourists from the single rider line could go up.
However, even if the normal line was all 4 or 2 people, each round would ensure that a group of people from the single rider line would go up.
Therefore, this line was faster than the normal line.
"He's coming again? Is he really addicted?" Seeing this, Bai Bufan's eyes widened.
"Yeah."
"The change in Lin Li this sester and last sester is really too big, too unfamiliar. How did he suddenly beco the most manly man in Class 4?" After being shocked, Bai Bufan shook his head with so emotion.
"You're his deskmate. You two are the closest. Don't you know?" Zhou Baowei asked curiously upon hearing this.
"I've asked many tis. Lin Li said it's because he's abstaining from sex," Bai Bufan said.
"Do you believe it?" Zhou Baowei frowned.
"..."
After a brief silence, Bai Bufan scratched his head with so embarrassnt, "I don't know. I've never abstained from sex, so I don't know. Do you know?"
"This... I don't know either."
Silence. After the silence, the two of them looked at each other and started to hehe-laugh at the sa ti.
Azure Dragon roller coaster.
"Hello, I have chuunibyou," because he was alone, he was naturally sitting next to a stranger. Therefore, before starting, Lin Li introduced himself.
"Huh? Oh, hello. I... I have paronychia," the other party didn't seem to understand why Lin Li said that. Out of politeness, he subconsciously imitated Lin Li's template and replied.
Lin Li nodded and didn't say anything more, which made the other party heave a sigh of relief.
He was really afraid of a patient exchange.
Clang. The roller coaster's restraint was opened, and it set off.
Moving forward.
Lin Li took a deep breath.
"With my hands, I can pluck the sun, moon, and stars! Hahaha! There is no one like in this world! Hahaha! Interesting, truly interesting! Azure Dragon, you are nothing special! Watch slay the dragon!"
The paronychia brother next to him was dumbfounded, "?"
Bro, are you really sick? I thought you were just saying that!
...
When the safety bar was raised, Lin Li ran away without looking back. He was afraid that the people in this car would rember his face.
But, when Lin Li was running, his face was still sowhat relieved. His embarrassnt had been aningful:
[Pass the eight challenges of the Pingjiang Secret Realm with a fearless and dashing posture (1/8)]
He was finally judged to be fearless and dashing.
Damn it. If I play the project normally and don't go crazy, this idiot system won't recognize it, right?
System, I fucking praise your ancestors again.
When Lin Li walked up to Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei, before they could ask, he said, "There won't be a fourth ti. I've had enough of this project and have conquered it. I'll never play it again in my life."
"Phew—a wise move. Let's go, let's find the next project to play. But first, let say, these eight projects, and bungee jumping, are all off-limits!" Bai Bufan heaved a sigh of relief and then emphasized.
"Support," Zhou Baowei nodded. The montum of offense and defense had long since shifted.
"How about we ride the adrenaline-pumping, exciting carousel?" Lin Li narrowed his eyes. He also needed to take a break.
Bai Bufan: "Childish, a project for little girls, but I like it."
Zhou Baowei: "Boring, a child's trick, but I'll participate."
Bai Bufan: "The most human you've ever been, Lin Li."
Zhou Baowei: "I can finally distinguish between Lin Li and a dog."
Lin Li felt that a brawl was also quite relaxing.
...
It wasn't that they really played the carousel. After playing a weakly stimulating project, they were about to go to the big turntable when the three of them t Wang Ze, Zhang Haoyang, and the others.
None of them could walk in a straight line now, especially Wang Ze, who was covering his mouth and looked like he was about to vomit.
After seeing Lin Li, Wang Ze's eyes lit up. He swayed all the way to his side, "Ugh—"
"This shirt costs 1,800," Lin Li said.
Wang Ze fiercely covered his mouth again, turned his head to look at Bai Bufan, "Bufan, bring your clothes over for a mont, thank you."
This was wisdom.
Lin Li's shirt actually cost 32.9 yuan, bought from a street stall.
"Get lost!" Bai Bufan refused without rcy, then asked curiously and fearfully, "What did you guys play? You're in this state. Is it this big turntable? Holy shit, don't scare . I'm already carsick. If you're all like this, what about ?"
"The little bear coffee cups," Wang Ze pointed to the spinning coffee cups next to the big turntable...
Bai Bufan: "?"
"You guys... not only determined the winner, but also life and death?" This kind of coffee cup could also be controlled by oneself to spin while the platform was spinning, which was why Lin Li asked.
"Yes, my brain has been shaken into a smoothie," Wang Ze nodded.
"Then did you guys play the big turntable?" Bai Bufan asked.
"Who the fuck would play this? Are you trying to kill yourself? Every round, there are people who co down and vomit. Did you see? They put a vomit bucket right at the exit," Wang Ze asked back.
"Then what are you guys planning to play next?" Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes and asked.
"Let's play bumper cars first, then go see the indoor roller coaster, and then watch a show. There's also a parade at noon," Wang Ze said, counting on his fingers.
"The eight most exciting projects, you're not playing any of them?" Bai Bufan's eyes were eager.
"Maybe we'll play a few, but we'll talk about that later. After all, it doesn't feel like a project, it's more like a cruel torture. It's not even as good as the milk dragon's 'Soaring Cute Dragon'," Zhang Haoyang shook his head in disgust.
Found the group.
Taking a deep breath, Bai Bufan wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes, then went up and put his arm around their shoulders with a hehe-laugh:
"Add in!"
"Aren't you with Lin Li and Baowei?" Wang Ze asked.
Only then did Bai Bufan 'surprisingly' notice Zhou Baowei and Lin Li, and patted his head, "Is this classmate Zhou and classmate Lin? Hello, goodbye. I wish you a wonderful day."
Lin Li, Zhou Baowei: "..."
"Classmate Lin, hello to you too. Goodbye to you too. I also wish you a wonderful day," Zhou Baowei learned quickly and defected to the other side's camp.
"OKOK, you guys go together. I'll play alone," after thinking for a mont, Lin Li nodded.
"I was just kidding. I'll still play with you guys. No abandonnt, no giving up! I'll die with you!" Bai Bufan imdiately ca back.
Lin Li's heart ward. He could tell that Bai Bufan thought he was unhappy.
But he really didn't have that thought, so he said with a smile, "No sarcasm. I plan to take on the eight projects today. It's not appropriate for to trouble you to wait for all the ti. It's better to separate.
There's also a less important reason, which is that I found that the single rider line is super fast. You two are a bit of a burden to . Let emphasize, this is a secondary reason."
"You wouldn't have emphasized it repeatedly if it were secondary!"
Knowing that Lin Li was joking, but since Lin Li had said so, Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei were relieved.
"I say, could it be that Lin Li is going to find the class president later and be a simp like Chen Tianming? Actually, he's been annoyed with you two for a long ti. Maybe from the beginning, he regretted agreeing to play with you,"
Wang Ze stuck his head out and added at this ti.
Lin Li shook his head. Wang Ze, this kind of PE student who liked to sow discord, was the most detestable.
Next week, he would sneak into his dorm and replace his glycerin enema with super glue.
"Don't slander people out of thin air," Lin Li denied.
"Then swear that you'll play alone for the rest of the ti," Wang Ze imdiately followed up.
"...No."
(End of Chapter)
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