Lin Li started heading back the way he ca.
The original pursuit problem had turned into an encounter problem. If put in an elentary school Math Olympiad textbook, it could beco another little brain-teaser to torture people.
Team A and Team B, the pool manager, the farr raising chickens and rabbits—these are all things anyone who has taken an elentary school Math Olympiad class must experience.
Lin Li cursed them plenty when he was a kid.
Especially that bastard pool manager who let water in while draining it at the sa ti.
Thinking of this, Lin Li started inexplicably speeding up and slowing down. He imagined soone observing him to solve a math problem, ending up with a headache, and he enjoyed it tirelessly.
From a distance, he saw the three girls walking arm in arm on the pedestrian side of the road, close to the railing.
"Fun fact: if everyone in the world held hands around the equator, a lot of people would fall into the sea and drown. So holding hands is really dangerous." Seeing the three girls wave at him, Lin Li also waved one hand and greeted them with a smile.
The three girls chose to ignore him.
"Ding Sihan, can you stand out a bit more? It's hard for to hit you from that position." Lin Li scratched his head and had to express his thoughts directly.
"Get lost."
"Lin Li, your hair is flying everywhere."
When Lin Li got closer, Chen Yuying pointed at his head and said with a smile.
"This is a new hairstyle I just spent 2,800 yuan to customize. Isn't it handso? Very stylish?" Lin Li stopped the scooter and smoothed his hair back from the sides of his head with his palms.
Then he heard laughter.
"Your laughter is really hurtful."
"Our laughter is the sun and two 60-watt light bulbs, you said it yourself. How is it hurtful?" Ding Sihan questioned.
"If you stare directly at a 60-watt light bulb from close up, you'll get hurt too." Lin Li was very good at sophistry.
Qu Wanqiu stopped laughing. She nodded seriously: "Stylish, your husband's style."
Lin Li: "What is this?"
Then she turned to look at Ding Sihan, pointed at Lin Li, and whispered loudly: "Sihan, your husband."
"Bullshit, that's your husband!"
"Your husband!"
"Your husband!"
Lin Li: "..."
Fuck.
"Two close female friends, completely tearing each other's faces off and fighting over . Sigh, my damn charm." But it didn't matter, Lin Li could always find a way to solve the problem.
Qu Wanqiu and Ding Sihan imdiately made up and tacitly gave Lin Li the middle finger.
See, when it cos to diating disputes, Lin Li is an expert.
"It doesn't look bad, it's just rare to see you expose your forehead so completely. It's very novel," Chen Yuying said with a smile.
"As long as it doesn't look bad." Then Lin Li didn't care.
"Did you find a place to watch the sunset?" Chen Yuying asked.
"I've already found a good spot. We can sit, the sea is right below, and the view is completely unobstructed. I've already marked it," Lin Li replied.
"Where's Bai Bufan?"
Qu Wanqiu asked at this mont, seeing no one behind Lin Li.
"Oh, right, where did Bai Bufan go?" Ding Sihan said in surprise.
"Hahahaha—" Lin Li suddenly started laughing loudly.
After laughing, Lin Li pointed at Ding Sihan: "Ding Sihan, your belated 'oh right' is brilliant. It perfectly embodies your hosickness. I reckon if Bai Bufan died, it would take you three years to realize it."
"He'd be stinking after three years, I'd still be able to sll him." Ding Sihan giggled in embarrassnt.
"I must tell him you said that. He's blessed." Lin Li was very gratified.
Then he looked at Qu Wanqiu and explained: "He is my mark at the location, equivalent to the pee I left."
Qu Wanqiu: "..."
What kind of description is that?
"If the marking behavior is peeing, then what kind of creature are you, Lin Li?" she asked.
"Bai Bufan," Lin Li answered instantly.
Qu Wanqiu: "..."
This fucking Lin Li, his ntal health is too good. This level of attack seems to have no effect on him at all.
"How far is it?" Ding Sihan asked.
"About a twenty-minute walk? I didn't really calculate the distance. Anyway, if I go full throttle on the electric scooter, it's less than four minutes one way," Lin Li calculated and said. Then he patted the front of the scooter, eager to try: "Are there any clumsy birds who want to get on and fly first?
"Let tell you, riding an electric scooter fast and feeling the wind here is really aweso. It's a pity not to experience it. Bai Bufan and I just had a blast."
"Not that kind of blast, get your eyes right! You damn fujoshi!" Lin Li narrowed his eyes and stared at Ding Sihan, whose eyes were looking wrong.
"Really? Then I want to try." Retracting her deliberate gaze, Ding Sihan was eager to try. "But you don't need to take all the way to the destination. You have to bring back later."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, if you take another person on your next trip, wouldn't Wanqiu be left all alone to walk for several minutes?" Ding Sihan asked back. "That's so pitiful, like being abandoned."
Qu Wanqiu scratched her head: "Why is it assud that the person left all alone at the end is ?"
After saying that, Qu Wanqiu looked at Chen Yuying beside her and nodded: "Oh, it is ."
Chen Yuying: "..."
Chen Yuying suspected that Qu Wanqiu's talking to herself was deliberate.
"Ding Sihan, when you get on, stay away from my back. It's the middle of sumr, warm girls like you are the most annoying," Lin Li said with a grin.
Unfortunately, Lin Li wasn't an Indian. In the Indian military parade motorcycle formations, one motorcycle can easily carry ten people at once, which could take everyone to the destination in one go.
The electric scooter Lin Li rented didn't have a delivery box on the back because he didn't need to deliver food, so the seat space was very large. Plus, Lin Li deliberately moved forward a bit, so after Ding Sihan got on, she could easily maintain a non-awkward distance.
Actually, it wouldn't matter if they were closer. It was just riding an electric scooter. Given their personalities, they wouldn't care at all.
"Ding Sihan, we're taking off. You can grab the tail wing behind you, or you can grab my clothes. But let tell you first, these clothes cost 3,600 yuan, so don't pull too hard. Finally, if you want to hug , that's fine too, but that's an extra charge."
Feeling Ding Sihan sit securely, Lin Li turned his head and reminded her.
"Just drive your scooter. I hugged you in the haunted house when we were kids anyway," Ding Sihan sneered.
Lin Li: "..."
"Terrifying mories are attacking ."
The taillights lit up, and the electric scooter shot forward, bringing Lin Li's maniacal laughter and Ding Sihan's screams.
...
At the destination, seeing the two people approaching on the road behind him, Bai Bufan reached out his hand to greet them.
The two drove right past.
Bai Bufan: "?"
The dust kicked up by the tires slls great, tastes great.
...
"One more lap!" Ding Sihan quickly felt this extrely simple joy. When Lin Li stopped, she, who was recording the sea with her phone, patted Lin Li's back heavily and ordered.
"As you command."
Return.
"The wind really feels comfortable, and the videos of the sea turn out more interesting. You guys should try it."
When Lin Li returned with Ding Sihan and t up with Chen Yuying and Qu Wanqiu, who had been walking the whole ti, she recomnded it:
"It's a pity that sitting sideways on the back like on a bicycle is illegal, otherwise taking selfies might be really fun too."
"I can tell, your hair is all ssed up. You had a lot of fun." Chen Yuying smiled and stepped forward to fix Ding Sihan's hair.
"Thanks, Yingbao."
"Why don't you fix mine?" Lin Li turned his head and asked.
"Because this is your new 2,800 yuan custom hairstyle, I wouldn't dare touch it," Chen Yuying responded with a light laugh.
Lin Li smiled and gave a thumbs up.
Under my guidance, the Class Rep is becoming more and more like a normal person.
"Then I'll try it too." Her curiosity piqued by Ding Sihan's description, Qu Wanqiu raised her hand, ready to get on.
"Twenty RMB per lap, additional services are extra," Lin Li imdiately announced.
Qu Wanqiu took out her hairpin, squatted down to look at Lin Li's tires, looked up, and asked: "Lin Li, how much for a tire?"
Lin Li: "..."
Under Bai Bufan's guidance, Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu are becoming more and more like Bai Bufan.
"Are you still charging?"
"No charge, no charge, get on."
Another five minutes passed, and Lin Li returned with Qu Wanqiu.
"Did you see Bai Bufan's expression just now? He called out to us, but we completely ignored him. He was stunned."
"Is it possible he's already cursing you in the group chat?"
Qu Wanqiu got off the scooter, smiled, and shook her phone. "There's a sixty-second voice ssage."
"He wouldn't send that kind of voice ssage in the girls' group." Lin Li knew Bai Bufan very well and exposed the lie. Then he looked at Chen Yuying:
"Class Rep, aren't you going to try?"
"Okay." Chen Yuying didn't think much before sitting on Lin Li's backseat: "Do I put my feet here? Will it bother you?"
"You put them in the wrong place, Yingbao. You should put them in his mouth," Qu Wanqiu corrected while taking out her small comb to comb her hair.
Lin Li: "?"
"Ah—" Lin Li opened his mouth wide the next second and even deliberately made a sound.
The four of them were quiet for a mont.
Chen Yuying covered her face with her hands in the backseat, feeling a headache and despair, as if she were the one losing face.
"I can't stand Lin Li anymore, he's so disgusting! Hahaha—" Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu, on the other hand, were laughing so hard at Lin Li's outrageous "ah" that they squatted on the ground holding their stomachs.
Little trick, trying to fight ?
"Hehe, we all know who the disgusting one is. Don't lie to yourselves," Lin Li sneered, looking at Qu Wanqiu.
"..."
Wait.
Why were all three of them looking at him?
(End of Chapter)
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