The System is Abstract, Luckily, So Am I Chapter 7 : When Kabuda Gets Lonely, Does He Lift Weights?

The progress bar was very long, but completely empty inside. Although the ti since class started was short, it shouldn't be like this.

After looking at the task again, Lin Li felt he should know the reason—he wasn't being serious enough.

The task description included the word "earnestly."

The damn rigid system naturally wouldn't recognize non-serious studying.

"Oh no, spacing out and daydreaming still isn't allowed." After understanding this point, Lin Li rubbed his temples.

Two days definitely wouldn't be enough, because normal people found it very difficult to focus for long periods, but Lin Li wasn't making excuses for himself. He had already started listening to class, trying to keep up with the sect elder's pace.

Sure enough, after more than ten minutes passed, during the teacher's water break, Lin Li called up the system and the progress bar had already shown movent.

Lin Li took a deep breath. Co on! Study earnestly!

This task was win-win for Lin Li. For both emotional and logical reasons, nothing could stop him from giving his all to complete it.

"Lin Li, I suddenly have a question. Do you think when Optimus Pri shoots stuff out, is it motor oil? If he does it too much and gets kidney deficiency, does what cos out next turn into windshield washer fluid?"

Questions always arose easily during class, so Bai Bufan turned his head to ask.

Lin Li responded with a cold look, sitting with posture as standard as a first-grade teacher's instruction of 'please do as I do, and I'll do as you do.' His usually slightly hunched back was now straight.

Bai Bufan was just a stumbling block on the path of learning—no need to pay attention.

"When Zhao Zilong gets lonely he looks for Changban Slope, so when Optimus Pri gets lonely does he look for ride-hailing cars?" Little genius Bai Bufan continued asking.

Damn!

Lin Li clenched his fists, locking his gaze on Li Binbin. He wasn't afraid of eye contact now because Lin Li was really listening carefully—even if questioned, he could answer.

Hold it in!

Can't hear can't hear can't hear. Dear ears, please automatically block Bai Bufan's dog mouth.

Bai Bufan? Just dog shit.

"But here's another question—if Optimus Pri gets caught after finding a ride-hailing car, would that fall under police jurisdiction or vehicle managent jurisdiction?" No response, but no matter. A strong person like Bai Bufan could continue on his own.

"Hey, when Optimus Pri looks at used car platforms, is he searching for divorced middle-aged won?"

"..."

Seeing that Lin Li had been unresponsive, Bai Bufan didn't continue targeting Optimus Pri. He looked at Lin Li curiously, then turned back around.

Finally fucking quiet.

Lin Li let out a long breath. The biggest obstacle on the path of learning had been overco by him! This was the strong dao heart a cultivator should have!

If I, Lin Li, don't beco immortal, who is qualified to beco immortal?

And honestly speaking, Bai Bufan was really quite dull. How could Optimus Pri possibly call a ride-hailing service?

Ride-hailing could only summon small cars, and these small cars would definitely choose to refund imdiately upon seeing Optimus Pri's size. Wouldn't those ride-hailing cars break down if they tried to service him?

Small horses pulling big carts was common, but big horses pulling small carts was quite rare.

So even if Optimus Pri got lonely, he would definitely go find Huolala freight service. Bai Bufan's thinking still wasn't thorough enough.

Besides, Optimus Pri belonged to the Cybertronian robots. If he got caught calling Huolala, this would be an interstellar issue. How could vehicle managent handle this? It would definitely need to be reported first...

Lin Li's subconscious thinking paused.

Damn!

That cursed Bai Bufan!

He thought he had gotten through the difficult part, but ended up being led astray anyway!

Forget it, forget it. Adjust mindset and continue listening to class properly from now on.

Study!

Lin Li galloped through the ocean of Chinese literature.

"Lin Li, do you think when Kabuda gets lonely, he lifts weights?" Just then, Bai Bufan's ghostly voice drifted over again.

Damn! Fuck! Shit! Grass!

Bai Bufan's silence earlier wasn't about being quiet at all—after ssing with Optimus Pri, now he was going to ss with Kabuda!

"Teacher! Bai Bufan is affecting my studies. I request that he stand in the back to listen to class!" Lin Li beca the teacher's lackey he once hated most, a sneaky tattletale.

Lin Li turned his head. Bai Bufan was also looking at him with a bewildered expression.

After a brief mont of confusion, the emotion revealed in his eyes was called the sorrow of betrayal—Lin Li, have you forgotten all those beautiful tis we had?

But because their relationship was so good, Lin Li faced this gaze with no psychological burden, even showing a faint smile—Hello, yes I have.

"Teacher, I'm wronged! There's no such thing. Actually, it's Lin Li who's affecting my studies." The two brothers turned against each other as Bai Bufan said firmly.

"You go stand in the back." Actually, the view from the podium was much clearer than most people imagined. Most teachers just didn't have ti to manage everyone's small movents, so Li Binbin could tell at a glance 'who was right and who was wrong.'

"Your Honor Li, I'm really wronged! You've been blinded by that treacherous minister Lin Li—"

"Quiet."

"Oh." Bai Bufan stood up and went to the back.

This was much more comfortable, though that resentful gaze didn't disappear. In a trance, there was even a voice from hell: "I'll keep watching you like this, forever~~"

"Bufan, stand a bit further back, by the blackboard at the back." Noticing this, exorcism master Li Binbin spoke again.

"...Oh."

Lin Li was completely comfortable now.

...

"Are you even human? Speak! Bai Bufan, are you human or not? Five at dishes without even getting rice—you're treating like a pig for slaughter! How can there be such a beast like you in this world?" In the cafeteria, after finding seats, Lin Li burst into angry curses, heartbroken.

The school cafeteria used a window selection system. Because of subsidies, the cafeteria prices were actually quite cheap—at dishes started at four yuan, vegetable dishes started at two yuan, with free rice and soup. The soup also had quite rich ingredients.

If you used a big ladle to hit the bottom and slowly spiral up, you could get lots of ingredients from the soup.

Lin Li, as a day student, rarely ate outside for lunch and dinner, usually eating together in the cafeteria.

Normally, people would get either one at dish with two vegetables, or two at dishes with one vegetable. There was absolutely no rich guy like Bai Bufan who got five at dishes without even getting rice.

Since he was using Lin Li's card, Bai Bufan wasn't a rich guy—he was a beast.

"This is what I deserve. If there were more compartnts, five wouldn't be enough to stop !" Bai Bufan laughed maniacally, his great revenge achieved.

"If you don't clean your plate, just wait for to keep staring at you." Lin Li sneered.

"Hehe, I know what I'm doing. Didn't you notice the portions here are actually all on the small side? Actually, I specifically asked the auntie to shake her hand a bit more because I was afraid I couldn't finish! But don't worry, I didn't spend a penny less!" Bai Bufan proudly patted his chest.

Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan coldly.

He needed a more aggressive word than "beast."

"I've decided to study dicine in the future, so when I stab you later, I can maximize avoiding vital points and make you suffer longer." Lin Li said.

"Deflected," Bai Bufan asked more curiously: "Speaking of which, Lin Li, I'm genuinely curious. What got into you today? Why were you studying so seriously all day?"

Seriously to a frightening degree, almost completely focused on listening to class.

If it were just Chinese class, Bai Bufan would have thought Lin Li was having a fit, but Lin Li actually maintained this state for an entire morning!

"Hehe, people always change. From now on, I'm going to reform." Lin Li responded with ethereal grace.

Bai Bufan swallowed.

Then he suddenly stood up, ford hand seals in front of Lin Li, then pointed at Lin Li: "Om mani pad hum! Om mani pad hum!"

"Hey! Demon!"

"I don't care who you are, get out of my good brother's body right now! Or I'll be rude to you!"

(End of Chapter)