"Explosion's the strongest offensive spell. On the other hand, it has a long casting ti. Please keep that frog at bay until I'm ready."
We brought gumin who'd eaten her fill along to seek revenge against the giant frogs.
I could see a frog at a distance on the plains.
The frog had already noticed us and was charging our way.
In addition, I could see another frog heading toward us from the opposite direction.
"Please target the frog further away. As for the nearer one… Hey, let's go, Aqua. We'll avenge ourselves this ti. You're a forr goddess, right? How about showing what you're made of?"
"What do you an by 'forr'? I'm a current goddess! My position of an Archpriest's just a disguise!"
gumin looked at the self-proclaid goddess choking and said:
"… Goddess?"
"… Just a pitiful woman claiming to be a goddess. She'll say stuff like this from ti to ti, so please don't mind her."
After hearing my explanation, gumin looked at Aqua with sympathetic eyes.
Aqua was on the verge of tears and charged toward the nearer frog in frustration with her fist clenched.
"You're just frogs that are strong against physical attacks! Let show you the power of a goddess! Kazuma, watch this carefully! I haven't done anything great yet, but I'll definitely succeed today!"
Aqua, who lacked the capacity to learn, shouted and succeeded in infiltrating the body of the frog, stopping its movents.
As expected of a goddess, sacrificing herself to buy us ti.
… Then, the air around gumin started to tremble.
Even a novice to magic like could tell that gumin was preparing to use so remarkable magic.
gumin's chanting grew louder as sweat fell from her temples.
"Watch closely; this is the strongest attack spell known to humans… The ultimate attack spell."
The tip of gumin's staff started to glow.
The scale might've been small, but it seed to accumulate a vast amount of light as it shone brightly.
gumin's red eye shone with a brilliant light.
"Explosion!"
A light flashed through the plains.
The light emitted from the tip of gumin's staff shot forward, hitting the frog approaching us dead on…!
The violent effect of the spell was seen imdiately.
A dazzling light filled my vision as the frog was blown to pieces with a reverberating bang.
Almost blown away by the strong wind, I covered my face and braced myself.
After the dust settled, a crater twenty ters in diater revealed where the frog had been, showing how powerful the explosion was.
"… Amazing–so this is magic."
As I was feeling moved by the power of gumin's spell,another frog slowly climbed out from underground, probably awakened by the shockwave and sound of the explosion.
I was thinking that without rain and a water source in the plains, the frogs would dry up under the hot sun. It turned out that they burrowed underground to avoid baking alive.
The frog climbing out was near gumin, but its movents were very slow.
If we used this chance to move away from the frog and let gumin use her explosion spell again, we could blow the frog into cinders.
"gumin! Let's retreat for now and attack from a distance…!"
I looked over at gumin.
My body turned stiff…
Because gumin was lying face down on the ground.
"Humph… Explosion's my ultimate spell. It's powerful and uses a lot of mana. Simply put, the mana I used exceeded my limit, so I can't move. Ah, to think that a frog would appear out of nowhere… No good, I'll be eaten. Sorry, please save . Hya…!"
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With their movents sealed by the body of Aqua and gumin, I finished off the two frogs.
We completed the mission to defeat five giant frogs in three days.
"Ugh… Ugh… Sniff… It slls… It slls like fish…"
Aqua snivelled as she followed behind , covered in sli.
"It's slly inside the frog, but the warm feeling isn't too bad… I gained so knowledge that I'd rather not know…"
gumin, covered in goo like Aqua and being carried on my back, told sothing I never wanted to learn.
If soone used magic that exceeded his or her mana capacity, it'd drain his or her life force to make up for the difference.
Using powerful spells with your mana depleted might even lead to death.
"From now on, explosion magic's banned unless there's an ergency. Please get by with your other spells from now on, gumin."
After hearing what I said, gumin grabbed my shoulders harder.
"… I can't."
"… Huh? You can't what?"
I parroted gumin's words.
gumin grabbed even harder and pressed her lacking chest onto my back.
"… I can only use Explosion; I don't know any other magic."
"… Are you serious?"
"… Yes."
As gumin and I turned silent, Aqua, who was snivelling, joined in our discussion.
"What do you an you only know Explosion? If you had enough skill points to learn Explosion, you must've learned other spells, right?"
… Skill points?
Speaking of which, the counter lady at the guild did ntion sothing about skill points.
Seeing that I was confused, Aqua explained to :
"Skill points are sothing you earn when you choose a job; it's used to learn skills. The more potential a person has, the more skill points they start out with. You can learn all sorts of skills by investing skill points in them. For example, the excellent has learned all the banquet party tricks as well as all the spells of an Archpriest."
"… Where are you going to use banquet party tricks?"
Aqua pretended not to hear my question and continued:
"Depending on the person and the job, there are restrictions to the skills they may learn. For example, soone with a fear of water would need more points to learn water or ice elental spells… However, as detonation-series magic consists of composite spells, you'd need deep knowledge of fire and wind magic to master it. This ans that people who can learn detonation magic should be able to easily learn other spells."
"This ans that it doesn't make sense to be unable to learn low-tier spells when you know high-tier magic from the detonation-series… Anyway, where can you make use of banquet party tricks?"
gumin mumbled when I finished my sentence:
"… I'm an Archwizard that loves Explosion. What I like is not detonation-series magic, but Explosion."
Really, what was the difference between detonation spells and Explosion? I didn't get it at all.
Aqua listened to gumin's monologue with a serious face.
No, compared to that, I was very distracted by the banquet party tricks.
"Adventures will definitely be easier if I learn other spells. Fire, water, earth, wind and light… Learning spells related to this should be good enough… However, I couldn't do it; my only love is Explosion. Even though I can only cast it once per day, even if I'll collapse after using the spell, my one true love is still Explosion! The only reason I chose the path of the Archwizard was to cast explosion spells."
"Incredible! Great! Your resolve to follow your romantic dreams despite knowing it's inefficient really moved !"
… Oh no, it seed like this mage was going to be useless.
The best evidence was her hitting it off with Aqua.
After two battles with the frogs, I highly doubted the usefulness of this goddess.
Honestly, just Aqua alone was troubleso enough. If another one were to join in…
All right, I made up my mind.
"I see. I think this will be a difficult path, so do work hard. Ah, I can see the town. Let's divide the rewards equally at the guild. Yes, let's et again if our paths cross once more."
gumin grabbed harder after I finished.
"Humph… My only wish is to use explosion magic; the bounty's just a complentary bonus. How about this: I don't need an even share of the rewards. If you're willing to foot the bill for food, bath and miscellaneous items, I can consider not taking any rewards. That's right, my power as an Archwizard is available at the price of als and other miscellaneous fees! How could you miss this opportunity to form a long-term contract?"
"No, no, no, our weak team isn't worthy of such amazing power. That's right, it's too much to ask gumin to stay in our team with your amazing powers. A team just starting out should make do with a normal mage. Look at , my job's even the weakest one, Adventurer."
To chase away gumin, who was grabbing on to tightly when we reached the guild, I attempted to loosen her grip.
Nevertheless, gumin refused to let go.
"No, no, no, it doesn't matter if you're novices or weak. I might have a top-tier job, but I'm still a beginner too. My level's just six. When my level grows, I won't collapse after using my spells. So let's talk this over, and then you may pull my hand away, okay?"
"No, no, no, it's too hard to utilize a mage that can only cast one spell a day. Ugh, she's a mage but her grip's strong…! Let go, the other teams probably didn't want you either. Or rather, one can't use explosion spells in dungeons or indoors, which would render you useless. Hey, release your grip! I'll split the rewards equally with you, so please let go!"
"Please don't ditch ! No team's willing to take ! I'm willing to carry the luggage or anything when exploring dungeons, so please don't throw away!"
It was probably because gumin on my back was yelling, 'Don't throw away', that the passersby started whispering while looking at us.
Because we were in town and Aqua's appearance drew a lot of attention, it made us the center of focus.
"– No way, that man wants to abandon that child…"
"– He has a girl covered in sli with him."
"– To toy with such a small child and to abandon her after that, what trash. Look, why is there goo covering the girls? What weird sexual gas did that pervert make them do?"
… The passersby maligned .
Aqua smiled deviously upon hearing them, how hateful.
gumin seed to have heard their whispers too.
I looked at gumin who was peeking over my shoulder, only to see a malicious smile showing on her face…
"I'm fine with any sort of play! Even using the frog's sli just like now is okay…"
"All right–I get it! gumin, I'll be in your care!"
"All right, everything's in order. I've confird that your team has finished the quest of defeating 5 giant frogs in 3 days. Good work."
After reporting in at the guild's counter, I received the promised reward.
Since Aqua and gumin were covered in sli, they'd be too slly if they didn't wash up. It might cause misunderstandings for , so I shooed them off to the bath house.
One of the frogs we defeated disintegrated because of the explosion magic, so I was afraid it might've affected the completion of the quest. But the type and number of monsters defeated were recorded on the adventurer's card, so there were no problems.
I handed in my and gumin's card to the counter lady, which she put in a strange box-like machine. The confirmation was done just like that.
Things developed in this world used magic instead of science, so the technological level of this world was quite advanced.
I looked at my card again and saw that I was at level 4.
I heard that those frogs were great for novice adventurers to grind levels.
I defeated 4 frogs by myself, enough to raise my level to 4.
It was easier for low-leveled people to level up.
All the stats on the card increased slightly, but I didn't feel myself getting any stronger.
"… But, I can really get stronger just by killing monsters…"
I mumbled to myself.
The counter lady did ntion that when she explained it in the beginning.
All things in this world have souls. No matter what form it takes, if you eat or kill a being, you can absorb a part of the mory of the soul. That was what she said.
This part felt like a computer ga.
Looking at it closely, there was sothing called 'Skill Points' on it, which showed the number 3.
Just by spending these points, I could learn skills.
"Well then, turning in 2 giant frogs, in addition to receiving the bounty for completing the quest, cos to a total of 110,000 eris. Please take this."
110,000.
These giant frogs yielded 5,000 eris after deducting transport fees.
So the bounty for the 5 frogs was 100,000 eris.
Aqua said that quests were completed with a team of 4 to 6 adventurers.
So for normal adventurers, risking your life to fight 5 frogs for a couple of days would yield about 125,000 eris. For a 5-man team, that would be 25,000 eris each.
… It wasn't worth it.
Finishing the mission in one day ant a daily salary of 25,000.
It might've seed like a good deal for a daily salary, but considering the risk involved, it didn't seem to be worth the effort.
If another frog had shown up and eaten , the three of us would've been wiped out.
That sent a chill down my spine.
I looked at the other quests. The ones on the bulletin board were–
– Cut down the evil trees corrupting the forest, bounty's dependent on the amount turned in.
– Help look for my pet white wolf.
– My son's swordsmanship lesson *Requirent: Rune Knight or Sword Master.
– Recruiting subject for magic practice * Requirent: High HP or strong magic resistance…
Yeah.
It wasn't easy to survive in this world.
I felt like returning to Japan on my second day of adventuring.
"… Excuse , may I ask…?"
Just when I was getting a little hosick as I sat down on a chair nearby, soone spoke to from behind.
Feeling tired of dealing with the realities of this different world, I turned my head with hollow eyes.
"Is sothing the matter…?"
I was speechless when I saw the person talking to .
She was a female knight.
She was a super beautiful female knight.
She gave off the vibe of a cool beauty at first sight as she looked at expressionlessly.
She was a bit taller than I was.
My height was 165 cm (5 ft. 5 in).
A bit taller than should be about 170 cm (5 ft. 7 in).
She was wearing solid tal armor all over her body, a beauty with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Probably a year or two older than .
I couldn't tell her body shape from her armor, but I felt that she was very curvy.
Her face seed rather cold… How should I put this, it picked on your masochistic side…?
… Ah. This wasn't good, I was entranced.
"Ah, eh–what's the matter?"
Facing Aqua, who was about my age, and gumin, who was younger than , was fine, but this beauty slightly older than made stutter.
That was the bad point about living the life of a hikikomori for an extended period.
"Um… The team that put up this recruitnt notice was you, right? Are you still looking for people?"
The female knight showed a piece of paper.
Indeed, we didn't tear away that notice after gumin joined our party.
"Oh–we're still hiring. Although I wouldn't recomnd you joining…"
"Please pick ! Please let join your party!"
When I was about to reject her tactfully, the female knight suddenly grabbed my hand.
… Eh?
"No, no, no, hold up. Our party has plenty of problems; the other two mbers are burdens and my job's the weakest. Because of that, my two companions were covered in sli… Ow! Ow! Ow!"
When I ntioned the sli, the female knight tightened her grip on my hand.
"I was right, those two covered in goo were your comrades! What happened, how'd they end up like that…!? I-I also…! Want to experience that…!"
"Huh?"
What'd she just say?
"No, I phrased it wrongly. For the two young girls to experience that at such a tender age… as a knight, I can't stand by and watch. My job's the top-tier Crusader, so it should fit your recruitnt criteria."
What was with this female knight? Her eyes looked dangerous. I thought she was a calm and collected big sister!
But my danger radar was acting up.
She gave off the sa feeling as Aqua and gumin.
… She might've been a beauty, but it couldn't be helped.
"Ara–I didn't finish. I really don't recomnd you joining. One of our party mbers is useless, the other can only cast one spell a day and I have the weakest job. That's the la party this is, so I suggest you find another…?"
The female knight strengthened her grip further.
"That's perfect! To be honest, I'm confident in my strength and durability, but I'm not too agile with my hands… So I can't hit the enemy…"
My sensor was right.
"So you don't need to treat as having a top-tier job; I'll just charge ahead without a care, so abuse like a shield."
The female knight shoved her pretty face in front of .
Her face was too close!
Because I was sitting, she was looking at from up high. The female knight's golden locks brushed against my face, making my heart race.
My ti as a hikikomori was affecting again…!
No, this was simply too stimulating for an adolescent virgin boy, making uneasy.
Calm down, don't get seduced by her charm!
"No, how can I let a girl act like a shield? My party's super weak, so the attacks will really hit you. The monsters might gang up on you in every fight!"
"That's the way I like it!"
"No, how should I put this…? My two companions were eaten by frogs and covered in sli! This might happen every day!"
"That's exactly what I want!"
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… Oh, I get it.
The blushing female knight who was holding my hand.
Looking at her, I understood sothing.
… This girl wasn't just useless, her character was rotten to the core.
.
"Hey, there's sothing I want to ask the both of you. How do you learn skills?"
The day after fighting the frogs.
We were having a late lunch at the guild's bar.
Before was the penniless gumin, who hadn't had a proper al before eting us and was focusing on eating her lunch, and Aqua, calling for the waitress to order more food.
Their appetites were too great for ladies of their tender age.
… Two won and a single man was still a harem party, but it totally didn't feel that way at all…
gumin raised her head while holding her fork and said:
"Learning skills? That's easy, look at your card and choose one from the 'Learnable skills' column… Oh right, Kazuma's job's Adventurer. In that case, you need soone to teach you a skill. You need to see the skill in action and ask the user to teach you how to use it. It'll then show up in the learnable column, then you can spend skill points to learn the skill."
I see.
I rembered the counter lady saying that the basic-tier job, Adventurer, could learn any skill.
If that was the case…
"… That ans if gumin teaches , I could use explosion magic?"
"Yeah, exactly!"
"Whoa!"
gumin reacted strongly to my casual words.
"That's right, Kazuma! The skill points needed would be absurdly high, but Adventurer is the only job other than Archwizard that can use Explosion. I can teach you if you want to learn. Or rather, there are no other skills that are worth learning except Explosion, right? Of course not! Co, let's walk the path of Explosion together!"
Her face was too close!
"Wait, calm down loli! I only have 3 skill points, there's no way I can learn it, right?"
"L-Loli…?"
gumin was too excited to hold a proper conversation, so I asked Aqua instead.
"If an adventurer wants to learn the explosion spell, 20 or so skill points won't be enough. You'll probably need to train for a decade or two and invest all your points to learn it."
"Who has that kind of patience?"
"Fu… To call a loli…"
gumin seed stunned by addressing her as a loli, dejectedly eating her set al in small bites.
But the only good point about my job–Adventurer–was the ability to learn any skill. Of course I wanted to learn more skills.
"Hey Aqua, you should have many convenient skills, right? Do you have any easy-to-learn skills to teach ? I prefer those that don't need a lot of points and are very useful."
Aqua thought for a mont while holding her cup of water.
"… It can't be helped–but I have to warn you, my skills are amazing! They're not ant to be passed on lightly!"
I wasn't happy about Aqua mouthing off like that, but I had to bear with it since I was asking her to teach .
I obediently nodded my head and watched Aqua's every movent.
"Well, look at this cup. Put this cupful of water on top of your head and don't let it fall off. Here, try it."
It was a bit embarrassing to do that in public, but I mimicked Aqua's action and put the cup on top of my head.
Aqua then took out an unknown seed and placed it on the table.
"All right. Now use your finger to flick the seed into the cup; you must do it in one try. Sothing amazing is happening! The seed's absorbing the water and sprouting…"
"Who asked you to teach party tricks, you worthless goddess!?"
"Eh–?"
Aqua beca as dejected as gumin for so reason and rolled the seed around the table with her finger.
I don't know what's getting you so down, but can you remove the cup from your head? It's drawing a lot of attention.
"Ha! That's hilarious! Hey, you're the party Darkness wanted to join, right? You want to learn sothing useful? How about Thief skills?"
Soone suddenly interjected.
I turned my head and saw two won occupying the neighbouring table.
The one talking to was a woman wearing light, leather armour.
She had a small scar on her face and seed to be street smart. She was a pretty girl with silver locks and a bright personality.
Beside her was a blond beauty in full plate mail.
The unapproachable cool beauty…
Indeed, it was the female knight that wanted to join our party yesterday.
The thief-girl looked to be about a year or two younger than I was.
"Um, what do you an by Thief skills? How are they like?"
The thief-girl responded cheerfully:
"Good question. Thief skills are very practical–such as Disarm Traps, Enemy Detection, Lurk and Steal. They're all skills that are worth learning. Your job's the basic-tier Adventurer, right? Thief skills don't require many points, so it's a great offer! How about it? I'll teach them to you for the price of a glass of crimson beer!"
So cheap!
That was how I felt. But when I thought about it, she had nothing to lose from teaching these skills.
And I could just ask any other Thief if I really wanted to learn Thief skills.
"Okay, I'll leave it in your hands! Excuse , a glass of ice-cold crimson beer for this lady please!"
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"Right, let properly introduce myself. I'm Chris. As you can see, I'm a Thief. And this person with a moody face is Darkness. You t yesterday, right? She's a Crusader and shouldn't have any skills that are useful to you."
"Hello! I'm Kazuma. Nice to et you, Chris!"
In the open plaza behind the adventurer's guild.
Chris, Darkness and I stood at this desolate and open space.
By the way, those two companions of mine remained sulking at the table while we were talking, so I left them there.
"Well then, we'll start with Enemy Detection and Lurk. We'll work on Disarm Traps next ti, since traps are rare in such a crowded place. Hey Darkness, could you turn over there for a mont?"
"… Hmm? … Okay."
Darkness turned away as instructed.
And so, Chris got into a wooden barrel so distance away and showed only the top half of her body.
I didn't know what she was playing at, but she then threw a rock at Darkness's head and hid into the barrel.
"..."
Could this be the Lurk skill?
Darkness, who was hit by the rock, moved silently toward the only barrel in the area.
"Sensing enemy… Sensing enemy… I can strongly feel Darkness's anger! Hey, Darkness? You know I only did that to teach him the skills, I couldn't help it! Please have rcy… Ahhh, stop! Ahhh!"
The barrel she was hidden in toppled over and Chris scread as it rolled on the ground.
… Could I really learn new skills this way…?
"All right. Let's try the skill I recomnd the most, Steal. This is a skill that can snatch away one item possessed by the target. It can be anything, be it the weapon gripped tightly in their hands or the wallet secured deep in their pockets.The probability of success is dependent on the luck stat. You can take the weapon or treasure of a strong enemy and run, so it's a great skill to have under any circumstances."
After Chris recovered from the dizziness of being rolled around in a barrel, she explained Steal to .
It sounded very useful indeed.
And it was dependent on the luck stat, which ans my only high stat would finally be put to use.
"I'll demonstrate with you as the target! Ready, Steal!"
Chris shouted as she reached her hand forward and a small item appeared in her hand.
That was…
"Ah! That's my wallet!"
It contained all my cash, a thin and pitiful wallet.
"Oh! Jackpot! It's used this way. Well of course, I'll give the wallet back…"
Chris smiled deviously as she was about to return the wallet to .
"… Hey… Let's have a match, all right? Try learning Steal now. I'll then let you steal one item from . I won't complain even if you steal my wallet or weapon. Your wallet's so thin that my weapon or wallet will be more valuable. That ans we'll be trading in whatever items that are stolen… How about it? Want to try?"
This person suddenly said sothing amazing.
I thought about it.
My luck seed ridiculously high…
I could steal one item from the opponent…
So I'd be getting sothing even if the skill failed.
… Let's give it a go.
Such gambles seed like the way rash adventurers would interact; just what I was looking forward to!
Indeed, I was finally experiencing sothing adventurer-like after coming to this world!
I looked at my adventurer's card and saw a new box with learnable skills displayed on it.
I touched it with my finger and 4 skills appeared.
Enemy Detection – 1 point, Lurk- 1 point, Steal – 1 point, Nature's Beauty – 5 points.
… Nature's Beauty? The skill used by Aqua, the party trick of flicking a seed into a cup?
That party trick had such a flashy na! Eh? And it's expensive!
Party tricks were cool in their own way, but I decided to learn Steal, Enemy Detection and Lurk.
I used up all my skill points.
I see, so that's how you learn skills.
"I've learned the skill and I accept your challenge! Don't co crying to no matter what I steal!"
I stuck out my right hand as I spoke, but Chris just smiled fearlessly.
"That's great! I like people who aren't spoilsports! All right then, what can you steal? The special prize will be my wallet! The grand prize will be this enchanted dagger! This is a great item worth 400,000 eris! The consolation prize will be this piece of rock I threw at Darkness!"
"Ah! Using such a thod is cheating!"
I protested loudly when I saw the rock Chris took out.
I was wondering why she was so confident; so that was the reason!
If she had more trash items, the probability of important items getting stolen would be lower, a sort of safeguard against thieves.
"This is my teaching fee. As you can see, no skills are all powerful. You learned sothing great, right? All right, give it a go!"
Damn, I was really schooled!
Looking at Chris laughing out loud, I felt foolish for falling for this trick.
This wasn't Japan, but a dog-eat-dog world.
It was the fault of those who were naive enough to be tricked.
It was only a chance of failure, though; it wasn't a total loss..
"All right, watch this! My luck has always been good! Steal!"
As I shouted, my outstretched right hand grabbed sothing.
She said the chance of success was dependent on the luck stat. To succeed in one try, my luck wasn't too bad.
I opened my hand and looked at what I stole…
"… What's this?"
It was a piece of white cloth.
I took the cloth with both hands and raised it to the sun for a better look…
"Yahoo–! It's the grand prize, and it's a big one–!"
"No–! Give back my panties–!"
Chris pulled down her skirt as she scread with tears in her eyes.
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After learning the skills, I returned to the bar and found it to be lively.
"Aqua-sama, one more ti! I'm willing to pay for it, so could you perform Nature's Beauty once more?"
"Fool, Aqua-san prefers food instead of money! Right, Aqua-san? I'll treat you to a al, so please do Nature's Beauty again!"
For so reason, there was a crowd around a troubled-looking Aqua.
"My performances aren't things that can be perford whenever they're requested! A great man once said that 'a funny joke can only be told once'. Doing the sa tricks repeatedly because they're popular ans you're a third-rate perforr! And I'm not a perforr, so I won't accept money for my performance! This should be the basic attitude of a performance artisan. And I didn't perform Nature's Beauty for you to see– Ah! Kazuma, you're finally back. It turned out like this because of you… By the way, what's with her?"
Aqua pushed through the crowd with an annoyed face and was curious about the sulky Chris standing beside .
Before I could explain, Darkness said:
"Chris's panties were removed by Kazuma, and then she lost all her money to him. That's why she's feeling down."
"Hey, what's this nonsense!? Hold up. Well, you're not wrong, but hold on a minute."
Because Chris was willing to pay any amount of money as she begged to return her panties, I told her to decide how much her panties were worth.
I added that if Chris didn't offer an amount that'd satisfy , her panties would beco my family heirloom.
In the end, she offered both her wallet and my wallet. So I agreed to the trade, that was all. But Darkness's way of phrasing it sounded a bit wrong.
Aqua and gumin were a bit surprised after hearing what Darkness said. Their gazes made feel uncomfortable and Chris shook off her sulky expression at this mont and said:
"Even if I was stripped of my panties in public, I can't keep on crying! All right, Darkness. I'm sorry, but I've decided to join a profitable dungeon exploration party! I'm penniless after my panties were taken hostage."
"Hey, wait a second. The female adventurers aside from Aqua and gumin are starting to give cold looks, so please don't speak anymore."
The female adventurers nearby seed to have heard the conversation.
Seeing how awkward I looked in their cold gaze, Chris laughed happily.
"This is acceptable as payback, right? Well then, I'll be back after earning so cash, so have fun in the anti, Darkness! I'll find what quests are available!"
Chris ran to the bulletin board recruiting for mbers after saying that.
"Um. Aren't you going with her, Darkness?"
Darkness sat down at my table so naturally that I had to ask.
"… No. Thieves are essential for dungeon exploration, so there are many teams that'd want to recruit Chris. On the other hand, vanguards like can be found anywhere."
I see. Aqua did say that Archpriests were rare and wanted by every party; so the treatnt each job received was different, huh.
A short while later, Chris found a pick-up group and left the guild with a few adventurers.
She waved at us before heading off.
"It's already evening, are they going to explore the dungeons now?"
"The best ti to go dungeon diving is early in the morning, so most people would set off one day earlier like them and make camp before the dungeon. There are even rchants operating with these adventurers as their target market. So how was it? Did you learn any skills?"
Hearing gumin say that, I smiled confidently.
"Humph, why not see for yourself? Here I go, Steal!"
I shouted and reached toward gumin with my right hand, grabbing a black cloth tightly.
Indeed, they were panties.
"… What happened? After your level and stats increased, did you change jobs from an Adventurer to a pervert? Um… It's a little drafty, so please give my panties back…"
"Strange? It shouldn't be like this… It should be a skill that steals sothing at random!"
I hurriedly returned the panties to gumin under the increasingly cold glare of the females around . Soone suddenly slamd the table.
It was Darkness, who had knocked her chair away and stood up.
Her eyes were sparkling for so reason…
"I was right! To strip the panties of a young girl with so many people watching, you really are the worst…! Please…! Please let join this party!"
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"No."
"Hmm…? Eh…!"
Darkness's face turned red and her body trembled when she heard my imdiate reply.
What should I do? I wasn't very sure, but this female knight was certainly of the bad sort.
Aqua and gumin seed curious about Darkness…
"Hey, who's this person, Kazuma? Was she the one who ca for the interview while gumin and I were in the bath?"
"Hold on, this lady's a Crusader. There's no reason to reject her, right?"
The two of them started talking nonsense as they stared at Darkness.
This was bad… And I rembered rejecting her yesterday too.
I didn't want these two to et Darkness…
… All right, I'll have to use this thod.
"Darkness, we might look this way now, but we're serious about taking down the Demon King."
Aqua who wanted to return to heaven aside, I'd already given up on that after finding out how harsh this world was. Even killing a toad was a chore.
gumin, who had never heard of this before, looked surprised, but I ignored her.
No, wait. This might be a good opportunity.
"That's right, you listen too, gumin. Aqua and I want to take down the Demon King no matter what. That's our goal as adventurers. And so our adventures will only beco more dangerous, especially for Darkness. As a female knight, you might experience 'that' if you get captured by the Demon King."
"That's right! Since ancient tis, getting sexually harassed by the Demon King was the job of the female knights! That alone would be worth the trip!"
"Eh…!? What!?"
"Huh…? What is it? Did I say sothing weird?"
Darkness, who expressed her strong agreent, made shout in surprise.
… A-Anyway, I'll settle that later.
"Listen carefully too, gumin. The opponent's the Demon King. Aqua and I are planning to fight the strongest being in this world, so don't force yourself by staying in this party…"
I didn't even finish.
gumin knocked her chair away and stood up.
She flicked her cloak hard and said:
"I'm gumin! The top mage of the Crimson Demons, the master of explosion magic! For the Demon King to overlook and call himself the strongest, I'll decimate him with my strongest spell!"
With the entire guild's eyes on her, gumin made a chunni declaration.
This fellow was hopeless too. Don't make such an arrogant face so confidently!
Oh no, these two hopeless girls raised the tension even higher…
"… Hey Kazuma, Kazuma…"
As I dropped my head dejectedly, Aqua pulled at my sleeve.
"I was a bit scared when Kazuma put it that way. Is there a simpler way to take on the Demon King?"
… You should be the one most fired up since this is your quest…
… At that mont.
"Ergency quest! Ergency quest! All adventurers in town, please gather at the adventurer's guild! I repeat, ergency quest! Ergency quest! All adventurers in town, please gather at the adventurer's guild!"
The loud broadcast could be heard throughout the entire town.
It was probably amplified through magic.
"Hey, what are 'ergency quests'? Are monsters raiding the town?"
I felt a bit uneasy, but Darkness and gumin seed elated. Darkness said joyfully:
"… Um, it's probably cabbage harvesting. It's the season for them."
...
"Huh? Cabbages? Is that the na of so monster?"
After expressing my thoughts, gumin and Darkness looked at pitifully for unknown reasons.
"A cabbage is sothing round, green and edible."
"It's crunchy and refreshing, a delicious vegetable."
"I know that! Then what's happening? The guild said there was an ergency quest. So do the farrs need help from the adventurers?"
It seed weird for who was working as a construction worker recently to say this, but I didn't co here to farm.
"Ah, Kazuma probably doesn't know. Let tell you, the cabbages of this world…"
Aqua adopted an apologetic pose and was about to tell sothing when the guild staff interrupted her as she addressed the adventurers in the building.
"I apologize for gathering everyone on such a short notice! I'm sure everyone knows that the ergency is because of the cabbages! It's ti to harvest cabbages! The quality's great this year and each one's worth 10,000 eris! We've already evacuated the residents so please harvest more cabbages and turn them in here! Please take care of your own safety and don't get hurt from the cabbages' counterattack! Also, because of the large amount of people and bounty, the reward will be given out later!"
… What'd this staff mber say?
The sound of cheers erupted outside the adventurer's guild.
I didn't know what'd happened, so I squeezed into the crowd outside to look. Green objects were flying all over town.
As I stood on the spot amazed by the ridiculous sight, Aqua ca over to my side and continued her explanation:
"The cabbages in this world can fly. When their taste ripens during harvest season, they fly through cities, over plains, across the continent and to the ocean, unwilling to be eaten. Because of that, we need to catch the cabbages and eat them while they're still delicious."
"May I go back to the stables and sleep?"
As I mumbled softly, the brave adventurers charged out in high spirits.
They were hot-blooded guys who were inspired by the cabbages that did their best to live for the mont.
As I watched the adventurers chase after the cabbages wholeheartedly, I prayed.
… What grave sin did I commit to fight to the death with cabbages here?
… I want to go back to Japan.
.
I took a bite of the fried cabbages sold here.
"Why does a re cabbage taste so good? I don't get it."
The cabbage hunt quest ended and the entire town began serving dishes made from cabbages.
It was very profitable, so I ended up joining the cabbage hunt quest, but I still regretted it a little.
I didn't co to this world to fight cabbages.
"You're skilled, Darkness! As expected of a Crusader! The cabbages couldn't break through your iron-wall defense no matter what they did."
"No, I didn't do much, I'm just really tough. I'm clumsy and slow so I can't really hit my target; my only strong point is shielding others… gumin has an impressive offence. You took out the horde of monsters that were chasing the cabbages right into town with just one explosion attack; all the other adventurers were shocked."
"Kuku, no one could stand up to the power of my explosion magic… But Kazuma was the most active one, he picked up after I exhausted my mana and carried back."
"… Yeah, when I was surrounded by cabbages and monsters, Kazuma showed up and captured all the cabbages attacking . Thank you for rescuing ."
"Indeed, erasing your presence with Lurk, grasping the movent of the cabbages with Enemy Detection and surprising them with Steal from behind. That was just like an outstanding assassin."
Aqua finally finished her cabbages and casually placed her plate on the table.
The useless goddess who chased the cabbages without a plan and didn't perform too well wiped her mouth gracefully and said:
"Kazuma, with my authority, I grant you the title of 'Elegant Cabbage Thief'."
"Shut up! I'll slap you if you call that! Ah! Enough, why'd things turn out this way!?"
I hugged my head and rested it on the table.
This was bad.
"Well then. I'm Darkness, a Crusader. Theoretically, my weapon's a two-handed sword, but don't count on it too much. I'm clumsy with my hands and tend to miss. But I'm good at being a tank, so please take care of ."
We officially received another companion.
Aqua smiled leisurely, looking pleased.
"… Humph, our party's becoming great. I'm an Archpriest, gumin's an Archwizard, and now we have the defensive specialist vanguard, the Crusader Darkness. Three out of four mbers having top-tier jobs is rare, Kazuma! Do you know how lucky you are? You have to be grateful, okay?"
A mage that could only use one spell a day, a vanguard that couldn't hit anyone… And a cleric that was dumb, had bad luck and was totally useless!
During the cabbage hunt quest, Darkness, Aqua and gumin hit it off, so they wanted Darkness to join the team too.
If she was normal, I would've had no reason to reject.
And she was also a beauty.
But Darkness couldn't hit her targets at all.
Although she was a looker…
She put all her skill points into defensive skills, so normal skills learned by vanguards such as Two-handed Sword or skills that raised her proficiency with weapons were ignored.
She looked really beautiful too, so it really was a pity.
And this Crusader loved to charge into the midst of monsters for so reason.
As a Crusader who defended the weak, having a stronger calling than others to protect others was a good thing…
"Ugh… Ah, the feeling of being ravaged by cabbages and monsters is unbearable… I'm the only orthodox vanguard in this party, so don't hold back. Use as bait or as a shield. If it's necessary, you can even cut off as a sacrifice… Hmm! Just… Just imagining that made tremble in excitent…!"
Darkness's face was blushing as she shivered slightly.
… So that was how this fellow was.
A super masochist.
She looked like a cool beauty, but she was just a pervert in my eyes.
"Well then, Kazuma. I'll probably… No. I'll certainly be a bother to you, so don't hold back and lecture viciously. Please take care of from now on."
An Archpriest that could use all sorts of healing spells and an Archwizard that could use the strongest spell.
And a Crusader with an iron wall-like defense.
It seed to be a perfect formation, but I felt things would be tough on in the future.
.
My level was now 6.
This ant that I rose two levels during the cabbage hunt.
I only captured them but didn't defeat them, so why'd my level rise?
And why do the cabbages yield so many experience points?
There were way too many things to complain about, but it'd be a pain to go through all of them, so I let it be.
You lost if you got too hung up with the peculiarities of this world.
One head of cabbage was worth 10,000 eris. The bounty was so high because eating fresh cabbage granted you experience points.
This ant rich adventurers could get stronger just by eating vegetables.
With the rise in level, my skill points also increased.
As for why such an RPG-like phenonon happened with the increase in level, I decided to ignore it. Thinking too much about it will make lose sleep.
I had to say it again, you lost if you took issue with such things.
I had 2 skill points.
I looked for the mage and swordsman from another party I t during the cabbage hunt and asked them to teach the One-handed Sword and Basic Magic skills.
Each skill costed a point.
The One-handed Sword skill raised proficiency with one-handed swords.
My swordsmanship was now on par with normal people.
Although I used up my points, I'd always wanted to learn swordsmanship and, of course, magic.
Anyone would've wanted to learn magic after coming to a world of magic.
With basic spells, I could use elental magic like fire, water, earth and wind, although they were simple spells.
By the way, Basic Magic didn't have offensive spells, so most mages would skip them and save their skill points for Interdiate Magic.
But it'd take 10 points to learn Interdiate Magic .
Since it'd take that many points, I should give up learning offensive magic. My magic stat was low anyway.
So talented people were naturally born with skill points.
It wasn't strange for such talented people who could choose top-tier jobs right off the bat to start with dozens of skill points.
Aqua aside, gumin and Darkness were probably privileged from the very start.
But in contrast, I had 0 skill points at level 1.
… I'll get more depressed if I think about it too much, so I should stop.
After learning skills, I looked more like an adventurer.
What was left was getting so proper gear.
I'd sotis wear clothes purchased in this world, but my current equipnt was just the gym clothes I started out with and a short sword.
I wanted so armour even if it was just leather.
And so…
"… Why do I have to tag along and shop with you?"
I brought the complaining Aqua along to the armour shop.
"No, you should prepare so equipnt too. I might only have my gym clothes, but you're in the sa boat, right? Your only equipnt's that flimsy hagoromo, right?"
Aqua was dressed the sa way as she was when she first ca to this world with .
The light-purple, translucent hagoromo complented Aqua's blue hair and eyes. It was the only equipnt she wore over her clothes.
After changing into her pajamas, she'd use a bucket of water to wash her hagoromo. I'd seen her sunning the hagoromo along with the hay that was drying in the sun.
Aqua said in surprise:
"Don't be stupid–I think you've forgotten that I'm a goddess! This hagoromo's a holy relic. It can defend against abnormal statuses and has great durability. It's a heavily enchanted precious artifact! There's no other equipnt better than this!"
I felt like telling her not to dry it along with the hay.
"That's great news. If we really can't make ends et, then we can just pawn off your holy relic… Oh. This chest armour looks neat, although it's made of leather."
"… Ka-Kazuma, you're joking, right? This hagoromo's proof of my divinity! Y-You won't really sell it, right? No! I-I won't allow it!"
.
"… Oh, I almost couldn't recognize you."
"Whoa–Kazuma finally looks the part of an adventurer."
As we t up in the adventurer's guild, Darkness and gumin comnted on my attire.
If I didn't look like an adventurer before, did I look like a suspicious person…? I felt like finding out.
Right now I was wearing the attire of this world, with leather chest armour and tallic gauntlets and shin guards.
Aqua complained that my gym clothes clashed with the fantasy feel of this world, so I bought so new ones a couple of days ago.
I was told that it'd be more convenient to leave one hand free to use magic skills.
Even though it was just basic spells, I still learned magic. So I decided to forgo the shield and use a single-edge sword in the style of a magic swordsman.
I used half of the money I won in the bet against Chris, and the remaining money would be enough for to get by for another week or two.
Now that I'm properly prepared with skills and equipnt, I felt like taking on a quest.
I told everyone my thoughts and Darkness nodded in agreent.
"It's the giant toad mating season, and they've been showing up near town. How about…"
"No toads!"
Darkness was rejected by Aqua and gumin.
"… Why not? Toads fear blades and are easy to take down, their sole mode of attack's grabbing prey with their tongues, and the at of toads can be sold for easy money. I've heard that you might get eaten if your equipnt's too weak, but since toads hate tal, Kazuma should be safe with his current equipnt. I'll protect Aqua and gumin."
"Eh… The two of them were eaten by toads before, so they've got so psychological trauma about it. They were eaten head first in one gulp and ended up covered in sli, so it can't be helped. Let's find another quest."
Darkness's face turned slightly red after hearing my explanation for so reason.
"… Eaten head first in one gulp… Covered in sli…"
"… Did that make you excited?"
"No way."
Darkness averted her eyes and answered with a red face, making uneasy.
Would she hunt toads alone if I took my eyes off her?
"The ergency cabbage hunt aside, this is our party's first quest. Let's pick sothing easy to complete."
gumin and Darkness went to the bulletin board after hearing my suggestion.
Aqua seed to be looking down on after hearing what I said.
"What an introverted hikiNEET… Only Kazuma has the weakest job, so I understand why you're being cautious. But including , the other mbers have top-tier jobs! We should take on a bunch of high-difficulty jobs and make lots of money, level up like crazy and take down the Demon King easily! That's why we should take on difficult quests!"
...
"… I really didn't want to say this, but… You haven't been of use so far."
"!"
Aqua was stunned by what I said.
I ignored her and carried on:
"Normally, you should be giving powerful abilities or equipnt, allowing for to live here without worries. I know that this is a free service provided by the gods, so I didn't want to complain. I was blinded by rage back then, but choosing you instead of an ability was my fault! But you're here in place of those abilities or equipnt, and are you performing on par with those special abilities or equipnt? Are you? You were acting so great and confident in the beginning, but you've totally not been of use, you forr sothing."
"Ugh… No, not forr. Um… In principle, I'm still a goddess…"
Aqua looked down but she still argued with , my voice turned louder.
"Goddess!? What should a goddess be doing!? Guiding the hero to fight the Demon King and sealing the Demon King before the hero's strong enough to take him on! And what'd you do during the cabbage hunt!? You did grab a lot toward the end, but you were spinning around because of them and threw a tantrum on the floor, right? Even vegetables can make you cry! Are you really a goddess!? Are you really qualified to call yourself a goddess!? Your only contribution's getting eaten by a toad and party tricks!"
"Wah, wahhh–!"
Seeing Aqua hide her face on the table crying out loud made feel satisfied over the fact that she was looking down on .
But Aqua didn't want to give up.
She raised her head and retorted with pride.
"I-I'm useful, all right? Like healing spells and healing spells or healing spells! What, you're just a hikiNEET! If you continue to play around, how long do you think it'll take to defeat the Demon King? If you've got sothing to say, spit it out!"
Aqua raised her head and glared at with tearing eyes.
I sneered at Aqua.
"I'm a professional gar who didn't go to high school at all, you think I have nothing to say about this situation?"
"You're a pro gar?"
"… It sounds better this way, so listen up, Aqua. I don't have the special power of the protagonists in stories, but I have the knowledge of Japan. So I want to sell Japanese products that can be created easily and aren't available in this world. Think about it: my luck stat's so high that even the counter lady suggested that I should beco a rchant, right? So I think I shouldn't force myself to take on the work of adventurers, but find another way. It'll be easier to gain experience points if I have more money, right? There are ingredients that make you stronger just by being eaten, like those cabbages."
The other Japanese had the sa knowledge as , but unlike , they had special powers granted by the gods.
Those people wouldn't need to do sothing as botherso as starting a business; they'd stick to the basics and earn a living through quests.
What I wanted to say was that it was hard for to earn money as an adventurer.
The only quests I took on were hunting toads and cabbages. But judging from the contents of other quests, the rewards were too small and not worth the effort.
I felt the value of life was too low in this world.
I did ntion the Demon King before Aqua, but to be honest I'd given up on that. That was why I'd been wondering what the easiest way of earning money quickly was.
"That's how it is, so you think about it too! Think of a business that can earn cash easily and teach your only good point which is healing magic! I want to learn healing spells after getting more skill points!"
"No–! I won't teach you healing magic! No way–! Don't snatch away the reason for my existence! You'll be fine without learning it with around! No, I don't want to–!"
After this, Aqua put her face down onto the table crying that I shouldn't take away the only reason for her existence.
At this mont, gumin and Darkness returned to us.
"… What are you two doing…? The attack power of Kazuma's words are strong. If you don't hold back and shoot your mouth off, most girls would cry!"
"If you accumulate too much stress… I could take Aqua's place and endure your scolding, so lecture all you want. Don't hold back… As a Crusader, suffering for others is a rit."
The two of them looked at Aqua, who was crying on the table.
She probably knew she was the center of attention. Aqua would peek at through her fingers from ti to ti, which irked .
"Ignore this fellow for now, but…"
I took a glance at Darkness.
"… Darkness-san, you look thinner when you wear your armour…"
Darkness wore a tight black skirt and tank top with leather boots.
With a giant sword on her back, she looked more like a swordswoman than a knight.
She was surrounded by monsters during the cabbage hunt and her armour was damaged, so it was sent in for repair.
I beca polite toward Darkness who was wearing so little.
Darkness had a great curvaceous figure.
Simply said, she was rather sexy.
And with gumin beside her, it accentuated her body type and size.
I couldn't help but think that with such a pretty face and great figure, maybe I could close one eye to her fetish…
"… Hmm? Did you an to say, 'Are you trying to tempt n with your body, you sow!', right?"
"No."
I glanced at Aqua and gumin…
… I confird once again that no matter how pretty her face was, it was the personality that was the most important.
gumin said:
"Hey, what'd you an with that glance? I want to hear it."
"It doesn't an anything, I'm just glad I'm not a lolicon."
"Crimson Demons would gladly take on anyone wanting a fight. Good, let's take this outside."
gumin tugged hard at the sleeves of my gym clothes, attempting to pull outside.
"Back on topic, how about choosing a quest that can help Aqua level up?"
Darkness asked:
"What do you an? Is there such a quest?"
For Aqua, the skills she needed had been learned from the very beginning, so there wasn't any need to grind her level.
"It's normally hard for clerics to level up, they lack offensive spells after all. They won't fight on the front lines like warriors or defeat enemies with powerful magic, so the best monsters for clerics to grind are the undead. Undead are a race that go against the nature of the gods, so the power of the gods will cause opposite reactions on them. Using healing magic will make their bodies break down."
Ah, I did hear sothing like that before.
This was common knowledge in many gas.
Healing magic had the sa effect as offensive magic against the undead.
But this useless goddess wouldn't amount to anything even if we grind her levels…
… I had a stroke of inspiration.
When I leveled up, all my stats got higher.
What about Aqua?
The idiot pretending to cry and sneaking glances at from ti to ti might get smarter after leveling up, which was the best way to improve our combat potential.
"Yes, that seems great. The problem is that Darkness's armour isn't ready…"
Darkness crossed her arms and announced frankly:
"I'm fine with it, my full set of defensive skills aren't just for show. Even without armour, I dare say that I'm harder than an adamantoise. And it feels better without armour when I get hit."
"… You just said it feels great to get hit."
"… No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"I didn't… The only question is whether Aqua's willing…"
Darkness looked at Aqua, who was lying face down on the table.
"Hey, how long are you going to cry? Participate in the conversation, we're talking about your level…"
I reached out and patted Aqua's shoulders…
… But I realized before patting her.
"… Snore…"
Aqua got tired from crying and was sleeping.
Is this goddess a 3-year-old kid?
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