Part 1
Near the entrance to the town of Axel, gumin and Aqua looked up at us as we boarded the carriage that Darkness hastily prepared.
Since the two of them are staying in the city, they've co to see Darkness and off while we made our final preparations for the journey.
"You can cast Create Water, so water isn't an issue, but have you brought enough food with you? What about handkerchiefs and tissues? Hey, Kazuma, do you know how to set up a tent? I've heard that so people won't be able to sleep if they suddenly change pillows, so maybe it's best that you bring it along with you?"
"What are you, my mother? You don't have to worry about us. We're veteran adventurers, you know? Our levels are pretty high right now. Plus, it's not that harsh of a journey, so you really don't have to worry so much. Oh, and I don't need a pillow."
Aqua nagged at like a mother fussing over her son.
"I can't help it. I won't be going with you this ti, so take care. If you get killed by a monster, I won't be able to resurrect you. Don't pick up and eat anything strange you find, okay?"
Darkness seed to be a little troubled by Aqua's fussing, but smiled warmly and replied.
"Aqua, we travelled to both Elroad and Arcanretia, rember? We're all accustod to travelling, so relax."
"It's because a sheltered lady who knows little of the outside world like you is traveling alone with a shitty NEET that I'm worried."
Why do I have to be spoken of that way by Aqua? If our situations were reversed, she'd be the one who'd be my greatest cause of concern.
"Oh, and Darkness, you need to be especially wary while traveling. Take care not to get assaulted."
In response to Aqua's continued fussing,
"You don't have to worry about that. I'm a Crusader, taking attacks from monsters is my job, so don't worry. I'll keep Kazuma safe."
"What are you talking about? I'm telling to be wary of Kazuma so he doesn't assault you while you are traveling alone together."
"Hey."
Darkness started fidgeting and stealing glances at after hearing Aqua's words, seemingly wanting to respond but unable to find the proper words.
"Yeah, you should take care not to be attacked."
You too, gumin?
Do you really have that little trust in ?
"I don't think I've done anything that would make you suspect that I'd assault a girl… no, wait, I recall grabbing a girl's hand and so other stuff happening back in the Crimson Demon village, but… no, sorry, it's nothing."
Thanks to gumin's questioning gaze, I rembered a lot of unnecessary things and my voice ended up wavering.
"No, what are you saying? I'm telling you to be careful not to get attacked by Darkness because the two of you will be alone together."
Ah, I see.
"gumin! Don't make it sound like I'm so kind of pervert! Just how little trust do you have in… No, nevermind."
Darkness seed to wither in the face of gumin's stern gaze. Did she rember a bunch of things like I did, I wonder?
Yeah, now that I really think about it, it'll be just the two of us.
I'm starting to feel anxious.
And recently, the two of us have been a little more conscious of each other, so things have been strangely awkward between us.
Is this alright?
This won't cause either of us to make so kind of mistake on the road, will it?
Isn't this really dangerous? The two of us are heading to an unfamiliar place, after all. What if sothing really does happen on the road? It'd just be the two of us, so if sothing does happen, there won't be anyone around to intervene.
Just when I was occupied with such thoughts, gumin suddenly handed sothing to .
"What's this?"
Is this so kind of magic item?
No, actually, I think I recall seeing sothing like this before…
"That's the portable toilet that Wiz was selling at a discount at her store. It's a convenient item when you are traveling, so keep it with you."
I see. Yeah, answering the call while on the road is a little troubleso.
The only thing you can do is find a secluded spot to hastily do your business.
"In that case, I'll gratefully accept it… No, wait. Say, gumin, I know I've seen this thing before. If I recall, there's so kind of flaw in its operation…"
"It seems like it has a function where it creates a loud noise to mask the sound when you're doing business. So if either one of you are attacked, please use this to create a commotion and attract attention to yourself."
So it's an alarm buzzer!?
"… Hey, you don't need that! I wouldn't think about doing those sort of things while the children are still suffering!"
Despite Darkness's words, I still ended up stowing it into the carriage. Just in case.
"Well, I leave the matter of the devil's nails in your hands. Aqua and I will do our best to hold down the fort until you return."
After saying that, the two of us shared a smile.
gumin and Aqua will be staying back to treat the sick children.
Apparently, gumin learnt how to brew recovery potions back in her hotown, so she'll be making various preparations while we head out to retrieve the ingredients.
I've bought what ingredients we could from the apothecaries and magic item shops in the city, and the rest of the ingredients will be handled by the other adventurers who were present.
All that's left is the nails of a high-ranking devil…
"I really wanted to et him and forcibly peel off his nails, but I have to take care of the children, so I'll just have to bear with it. Hey, Kazuma, you better properly finish him off after getting the ingredients, you hear?"
"Didn't you hear what Vanir said? The guy we are dealing with might be a devil, but he's also a noble of this country, you know?"
Yes, we're heading towards the castle of a certain noble of this country.
Apparently, high-ranking devils have been disguising themselves as humans in order to mingle with this country's nobility.
Darkness appears to be disturbed after hearing that, but it seems like she's leaving that issue until after the problem with the children are dealt with.
And thus, the two of us are heading out to negotiate with that high-ranking devil.
"Kazuma-san, Kazuma-san."
"What? Do you still have sothing to say?"
Aqua handed over sothing to us after we both boarded the carriage.
"It's a new test product that Wiz is offering in her shop. Apparently this is patterned after sothing you tried to make before. You can't tell what will happen while you're on the road, so take this with you, just in case."
I took the knock-off condom that I once tried to make and angrily tossed it to the ground.
Part 2
The carriage that Darkness was driving rattled as it rolled down the highway.
Sitting next to Darkness as she held the reins, my sense of curiosity buzzed at until I couldn't take it any longer.
"Hey, Darkness, let take the reins for a bit."
It's been about an hour since we left Axel.
Having grown bored of watching the scenery flow past, I gave in to my sense of curiosity and made such a request of Darkness.
"Don't be stupid. It takes so skill to properly handle a carriage. You need to keep both the speed of the carriage and the stamina of the horses in mind, neither going too fast nor too slow…"
"The only thing you've been doing for a while is holding the reins. Co on, let try. It's really boring here."
It's been over a year since I ca to this world.
In a world without easy access to entertainnt, I can't possibly let the opportunity to drive a carriage slip by.
In the first place, I ca to this world to have adventures.
Well, I ended up becoming a complete NEET recently, but still…
"Okay, fine. Just a little while, alright? Don't pull on the reins too hard. In general, you can just let the horse handle it."
"Yeah, yeah, I got it. Just grab hold of the reins and whip it every now and then, right?
"Don't whip it! That's only to be done in the case of an ergency! Really, don't do it! This isn't a joke, don't fool around like you usually do! Do you understand that?"
I nodded my head in response to Darkness's repeated warnings.
"… There's nothing that looks like a handbrake or steering wheel here. And where's the clutch?"
"What are you saying? Don't just start spouting nonsense!"
As Darkness made a move to snatch the reins away from , I raised a hand to calm her down.
"Relax. It's just an isekai joke."
I made those jokes in order to lessen the awkward atmosphere we had between the two of us.
Darkness's been acting weird ever since we left.
No, it's not just now that she's been acting weird.
Recently… To be more accurate, ever since Darkness confessed to …
"What does 'isekai joke' even an….? We'll be free until we reach the next town, so let's take this chance to learn more about you. I've been curious for quite so ti."
This girl, she suddenly beca lively the mont we are away from town.
"So, let's start with your place of birth."
Ignoring my worries, Darkness, who's now the passenger, eagerly asked as I held the reins.
"I co from a country called Japan. It's one of the leading economic powers in the world, and full of people with black hair and black eyes, like ."
"Japan… Japan…"
Darkness repeated, tapping her fingers on her knee.
"You should have at least heard the na before. Pretty much all of the strangely nad folks that you're familiar with ca from Japan."
Hearing my words, Darkness raised her head as she made the connection.
"Yeah, that's it! All those people with black hair and eyes like yours always seem to possess so amazing power. That Mitsu-sothing guy with the magic sword was also like this. He had that abnormally powerful weapon… Just how did he get his hands on sothing like that… The others were like that too. The ones who carved their nas into history all basically had features like yours. Then, that ans…"
Darkness swallowed and looked at with an expectant gaze.
"… Don't tell that you also have so kind of amazing skill or weapon?"
"I don't have anything like that. The only thing I have is the high luck I was born with and a slightly above average intelligence, and I suppose just a little bit of bravery and the heart of an adventurer… "
In response, Darkness started twirling her hair with her finger. And the expectant gaze which she gave just a while ago…
"In other words, you're just a powerless, ordinary man…"
Oh, that's the gaze you give to soone whom you pity.
"Hey, what do you think such an ordinary man like has achieved! Don't sigh and look so disappointed! An ordinary man like having accomplished so much is pretty amazing, you know!? You should be praising ! Shower with praise and complints!"
"How should I put this, have you changed a little recently? Is it because Aqua has influenced you, or the other way round… Or have you always been like this…"
This girl just said sothing unthinkable.
"Don't lump us together. All she does is eat, sleep, and drink, and does stupid things all day. Putting in the sa group as her is…"
"Isn't that no different from what you normally do?"
I turned my gaze to the horse at the end of my reins dragging our carriage along at a quick pace.
"Aren't horses cute? How do I put it, I quite like how they always have such a gentle gaze. I'm fine with cats and chicks, but I think I like horses the best."
"Hey, don't look away. And look into my eyes… Seriously. Anyway, back to the original topic, you told that you were a ranker in your ho country, right?"
…. Huh?
… Ranker?
I gave her a questioning look.
"Hey, why are you looking at like that!? You ntioned that you were a ranker in your country before, didn't you? You were given all kinds of nicknas and were looked up to by everyone, and you spent your days hunting with your companions and challenging formidable bosses… "
Yeah, I did.
Co to think of it, I did say those kinds of stupid things, didn't I?
If I recall, those were recounting the ti I spent playing that MMO.
"Well, that did happen, but it's all in the past now. It's kind of like an embarrassing history of mine, so it's best not to bring it up."
"Why? What's so embarrassing about it? Those are the mories you made together with your close friends, aren't they? Those are all respectable achievents. You should take pride in them."
Darkness seed to have misunderstood sothing and chuckled.
"Or what, do you perhaps find it embarrassing? Even though you constantly boast about defeating how many Demon King Generals?"
… She probably wouldn't understand it if I just honestly told her that those were tales of what happened in an MMO.
Well, she seems like she's having fun, so I guess it doesn't really matter too much…
"Hey, Kazuma, I recall you saying that you can't return to your country anymore… Do you ever feel lonely over not being able to et your family?"
Having placed both hands on her knees, Darkness suddenly asked that with a strangely sombre expression.
"I've never once felt lonely since I ca over to this world. There wasn't ever a chance to, what with you guys raising a fuss all the ti. Actually, I've never even thought of my family until now… Wait, AHHHHH!"
"W-What's wrong, Kazuma? Do you sense an enemy?"
Darkness jerked upright and started scanning the surroundings after hearing my sudden scream.
"No, that's not it! I just rembered! I lent my brother five hundred yen! He said he lacked five hundred yen to buy the equipnt he needed for his club, so I lent it to him! He still owes that money!"
In response, Darkness nervously asked.
"Fiv-Five hundred yen? Is that a large amount of money?"
"Well, if you convert it to the currency used here, I'd say it'd be worth about 500 Eris."
"Just write it off! It's not like you'd miss such a small amount of money. I heard that you tried to bribe Rain off when they were about to throw you out of the castle. Seems like you still haven't learnt your lesson and caused quite a commotion back there. When I wrote to them to report that you've regained your mory, Claire-dono and Rain sent a tearful letter of apology along with several gifts. I felt that they were way too weighty and had them respectfully returned, but…"
Wait, what?
"What do you think you're doing with tributes ant for another person? I haven't forgiven them! If I see them again, I'll definitely make them regret being born a woman. I've got so really nice punishnts in store for them that would traumatise even you."
"…S-Say, about those traumatic punishnts, just how far are you going to go? Could you tell so details…"
"Shut up! It's definitely sothing that even you will hate! Stop blushing!"
Part 3
And just like that, the two of us progressed smoothly on our journey, encountering neither monsters nor any troubleso obstacles on the road.
"To think that our travels would progress so well as long as Aqua isn't around. I wouldn't mind taking a few more trips like this."
"Hey, Kazuma, I don't think Aqua is deliberately trying to create problems when we travel. Through I do get how you feel after having such a smooth journey… Rather than that, just what are the 'samurai' tribe that you ntioned? Can you please go into more detail?"
Since she seed to be very interested, I've been sharing stories about Japan to Darkness over the course of the journey.
"You sure are interested in samurai, huh? Well, it's just like I said. They wield wickedly sharp swords known as Katana on the battlefield, and they'll split their bellies at the drop of a hat."
"Split their bellies?"
Judging by her surprise, there probably isn't anything similar to seppuku in this world.
"Yeah, if they offend their master, they'll split their bellies. If they lose a battle, they'll split their bellies. If they surrender, they'll split their bellies."
"Isn't that a little extre? If you have to split your belly when you surrender, doesn't that invalidate the purpose of surrendering in the first place?"
Japanese culture seems to be full of wonders for the people of this world.
"Samurai value honor highly, after all. As to how much they value it, they value it enough that they'll purposefully style their hair in a manner that would invoke fear in their enemies. Then, in battle, they'll go around collecting the heads of their foes to use as trophies."
"Are they so kind of head hunting tribe? But are they not concerned about wiping themselves out? They split their bellies so readily…"
Well, yeah, there are no longer any samurai left in the world, after all.
"What about the others? I want to hear more about the ninjas you ntioned earlier!"
It seems like it's not only foreigners who love ninja, but the people of this world too.
"Ninjas are primarily active at night. They use the cover of darkness to infiltrate fortresses and take down their prey. Oh, and I also heard that they make use of poison."
"Attacking from the cover of darkness, great at breaking into fortresses and poisonous… They really sound scary…"
I get the feeling that she's getting the wrong idea, but…
"Oh, and in manga and stuff, they can use lighting or fire release or sothing and breathe fire or lightning in battle."
"What? They are capable of using magic breath too?… What else can they do?"
Yeah, she's definitely getting the wrong idea.
"The most famous skill they have would be the clone creation technique. They can create countless copies of themselves."
"They really do sound scary. I see, are these ninja monsters are hermaphroditic… ?"
It'd be a pain to clear things up, so let's just leave it be.
… Still, it seems like the awkward atmosphere that we had before we set off has been totally dispersed.
—Yes, up till now at least.
"It's great that we managed to stumble upon this cave. With this, we don't have to set up a tent, and we can block the entrance with the carriage after moving the horses to the back of the cave. Looks like we'll be able to sleep soundly tonight."
"Yeah."
It's completely dark outside, and the season is such that one would get chilly if they were to sleep out in the open.
That said, it'd be a bad idea to build a fire with just the two of us here.
There are monsters that aren't afraid of fire. Lighting a fire wouldn't deter such beasts, and are in fact more likely to attract their attention.
"We have so jerky and hardtack, so let's have ourselves a simple dinner with these."
"Yeah."
It seems like Darkness is looking forward to trying out the jerky and hardtack. She's probably never tasted them before, having eaten high-class cuisine all her life.
Well, it's not like I don't understand her feelings.
When you talk about adventurers going on a journey, their rations will of course involve jerky and hardtack.
Even I am looking forward to trying it myself.
Though…
"After dinner, let's lay down a blanket sowhere in the cave and go to sleep. It's a pity that we can't have a bath, but we can at least wipe ourselves down."
"Yeah."
Darkness said as she brought out a washbasin and a towel.
I've just been blindly agreeing to everything Darkness said.
"What's wrong with you? Are you even listening to ?"
Darkness glared at .
"Yeah, I am. You want to use Create Water to make so water for you to wash up, right? Give a sec, I'll do it right now."
"I didn't say that… Well, I do want so water, but…"
Ignoring the slightly confused Darkness, I aid my hand at the basin and prepared to use my magic.
"Ah."
We both exclaid at the sa ti as the tips of our fingers brushed against each other.
The horses that were resting at the back of the cave let out a sniffle.
The soft songs of the insects active in autumn filled the air.
The surroundings were only barely illuminated by the light of the stars.
It's all very romantic…
"N-no, I don't need any water. I had a bath before setting out this morning, after all!"
"Oh yeah, I don't need to wash up either! All I did today was sit on the carriage, so I didn't sweat too much."
Yeah, it's not like I worked up a sweat or anything, so let's just have dinner then go to sleep.
Awkwardly avoiding eting each other's gaze, we brought out the hardtack and jerky.
I filled our cups with Create Water. Then, without bothering to light a fire, both of us dug into our hardtack with only the light of the stars to guide us.
"Tough!"
We both exclaid at the sa ti.
"Hey, what the hell? I've heard that hardtack is tough, but I didn't expect it to be this tough. How are we even supposed to bite into this?"
"Why are you asking that? … Aren't I a sheltered lady? I know little of the outside world. This is sothing that you should know."
Even if you ask , how the hell are you supposed to eat this?
Nevermind, let's just leave it aside for now.
Let's start with the jerky…
Darkness followed my lead and picked up her jerky.
"Salty!"
The both of us exclaid once more.
"Hey, isn't it dangerous to eat this? We'll definitely get hypertension and die if we eat this. Actually, isn't this just a ball of salt?"
"Shouldn't this be used as stock in so kind of stew or sothing? It certainly looks like it'd be bad for you if you eat it straight up…"
I returned the hardtack and jerky to my place, then stood up and picked up my bow.
"H-Hey, Kazuma, where are you going this late at night?"
"I'm a NEET who grew up in a country of fine cuisine like Japan. There's no way I could eat this! Especially not after our standard of living has been steadily rising! I have Farsight, Enemy Detection, and Snipe. I can easily bag a rabbit or two. I'll go out for a short hunt, you stay here and gather up so twigs and branches. If it's just long enough to cook a al, making a small fire shouldn't attract the attention of any monsters."
"You really are reliable at tis like this…"
Part 4
—After finishing a surprisingly delicious al made from skewering a horned rabbit I caught, we decided to turn in for an early night, but…
… I can't sleep.
Am I feeling nervous because I'm traveling, or is it because of sothing else?
Even though I've been lying down for quite so ti, I still can't fall asleep.
Am I just wary because I'm sleeping outdoors?
Enemy Detection isn't giving off any unusual readings.
Plus if anything happens, I'm sure the neighing of the horses in the cave will wake up.
Or perhaps it's because I'm not used to sleeping with nothing more than a blanket between and the cold hard ground of the cave…
No, I know exactly why I'm having trouble falling asleep.
Just as I turned over for the countless ti,
"Kazuma, are you awake… ?"
I heard Darkness say in a gentle and extrely soft voice.
"… Kazuma?"
It's voice soft enough that I can only barely make out.
If I were asleep, I would probably never even notice it. It's that soft.
It would've been simple to say that I'm awake, but for so reason, I remained silent.
"Have you fallen asleep…?"
I kept pretending to be asleep.
Then, I heard the rustling of cloth sliding off her, followed by the soft sound of her footsteps.
Seems like Darkness got up from under her blanket to go sowhere else.
"It's fine, Kazuma's sleeping… Right?"
I heard her say in a 'I should confirm it' tone of voice before she slowly crept towards .
Just what is she planning?
What are you planning to do when I'm asleep!?
Was tossing away the thing that Aqua gave a mistake?
The situation I was fearing the most… Yes, spending the night out alone with Darkness.
Didn't she say it was unlikely for an accident like this to happen?
After confirming that I'm really asleep, Darkness took a deep breath…!
And, without doing anything to , crept to the mouth of the cave and started fumbling with sothing.
A loud noise echoed throughout the cave.
"Hey, what are you doing! Why are you making such a racket this late at night?"
I rushed out in a panic.
"No, this is, umm, the portable toilet just suddenly started making this kind of noise…!"
Darkness who looked to be on the verge of tears said while pointing at the box that was continued to make such a racket.
It looked similar to the portable toilets that they would set up at construction sites and such back in Japan.
"I see. I was wondering what you were up to when you got up in the middle of the night. So you've been holding it in for the entire journey…"
"Don't just casually say sothing like that! And you were awake!?"
Darkness blushed brightly enough that it shone through even on this moonless night.
"Of course I am! I'm alone, in the dark, with a woman who's assaulted many tis before sleeping next to . Under such circumstances, of course I'd be wary."
"Who would do sothing like that under such circumstances!? Nevermind that, what do we do with this!? I can't make the toilet stop ringing!"
While this situation sounds humorous, it's actually very dire.
"Hey, monsters are starting to gather! They're being drawn by this noise! Enemy Detection is pinging like crazy! Wake the horses up! I feel bad for waking them in the middle of the night, but we have to go! Grah, I should never have said that things are progressing smoothly just because Aqua isn't here! You useless piece of trash!"
"I'm really sorry! I'm sorry for being a useless Crusader!"
Part 5
After surviving such a hectic night.
Close to noon on the next day, we've arrived at a small border town a day and a half's ride away from Axel.
The aristocrat that we needed to see has made his residence in such a remote town.
"Please, my na is Dustiness ford Lalatina. I have urgent matters to discuss with your lord, that's why I've made my way here. Please call for him."
After hearing Darkness' passionate plea, the gatekeepers nodded and replied.
"Our lord will not see anyone without prior appointnts. Even if it is Lady Dustiness, I cannot make an exception…"
"Please, can't you do sothing about that?"
Darkness interrupted the gatekeepers before they could finish.
"E-Even if you say that, those are the rules…"
"Please, I don't have much ti left!"
Faced with Darkness' usual straightforward approach, the gatekeeper faltered.
That's how important the children are to her.
Yeah, she's always been a direct and forthright person.
She's hard-headed and stubborn, but that's all to protect the people she cares about.
I'm sure she'll resolutely stand there until the lord of the castle cos out to her.
"Now that it's co to this, I'll lend a hand. Hey, you guys, this girl is probably going to end up standing there until she ets the lord. It's going to turn into an endurance contest."
After hearing my words, the gatekeepers seed troubled.
I'm sure they'll at least send word to him in this case.
At least, that was what I was thinking, but Darkness—
"No, I really am in a hurry, so I can't afford to wait around!"
"…No, co on, just go along with . It's not like you can just force your way inside."
I made a troubled expression similar to the ones that the gatekeepers had.
"… If you put it that way, then I suppose I can at least send word to the lord…"
After saying that, one of the gatekeepers disappeared out back towards the main building.
"That's great, Darkness. With this, we've taken the first step—"
"That won't do! Please let see him!"
…..
"What are you doing? I know that we are in a hurry, but you should put a bit more trust in gumin and Aqua. Don't you rember what we ca here to do!?"
Perhaps she was moved by my words, or she rembered what she originally ca here for, but Darkness slowly teared up and….
"Please, let use your toilet…"
She lowered her head to the gatekeepers and said that in a small voice.
"—We ended up embarrassing ourselves thanks to you!"
"That's my line! You were the one who raised your voice and attracted a crowd!"
Thanks to that little ergency, we managed to gain entry into the castle and secure a eting with the lord.
"I told you to handle it in a secluded spot sowhere. This is why I hate dealing with noble ladies, their pride gets in the way at the strangest tis. You still dare call yourself an adventurer?"
"No, I know that having to deal with business out in the wilderness is unavoidable for an adventurer, but what does that have to do with being a noble lady…? Ugh, this is the first ti I've regretted becoming an adventurer."
I walked down the halls of the castle along with Darkness, who looked slightly more refreshed than before.
"Thank you for waiting, Dustiness-sama. The lord will see you now."
The gatekeeper who was guiding us said before retreating.
We've co to lavishly furnished hall.
It's not just a collection of expensive furniture all garishly thrown together either, they had a distinct the and it all fit together quite well.
From that, I can tell that the lord didn't just recently have a windfall.
"Hey, Darkness, you ntioned that this noble is a little odd, didn't you? What do you an by that? What kind of person is the lord of this castle? Is he a pervert like you?"
"Just what do you think us nobility are? The ones you've t are all a little weird, true, but most nobles are highly respected and an example to the common folk… Er, well, leaving aside…"
Darkness withered before my gaze, letting out a small cough.
"The lord of this castle is Count Zereschrute. He's known as the Lord of Brutality."
Just hearing that na gave chills.
I recall hearing a similar title back in Japan.
What was it again? Sothing about a nickna of a really fearso noble from another country who ended up forming the basis for the legend of vampires or sothing?
Are we really going to negotiate with a noble who has such a scary title?
Maybe it was a mistake to just send the two of us here.
Unreasonable nobles like Alderp do exist in this world, after all.
If we earn his ire in a small backwater town like this, who knows what would happen to us?
It'd be easy to fabricate proof that we were devoured by so monster or another if we were to vanish out here.
Just as I was thinking that, I heard a knock on the main door, signalling that the Lord of Brutality is about to arrive.
Crap, I kind of want to go ho now.
"Hey, Darkness, maybe we should regroup and co back with so more people…"
Just as I said that and was about to stand up.
The main door opened, and what entered was…
"It's been so ti, Lord Zereschrute. My apologies for the sudden visit, but this is a matter of so urgency…"
"Lady Dustiness, thank you for making the journey… I've heard the details, it seems like you need one of my nails to brew so kind of antidote… And if you are seeking that, am I safe in assuming that you know what I am?"
The two nobles imdiately began negotiations after trading the necessary greetings.
But there's sothing I have to say, no matter what.
"Hey, Darkness, is this man really a noble of this country? You didn't figure out his true identity until recently, right?"
In response to my words, Darkness—
"What are you saying, Kazuma? We are currently in the middle of important negotiations, so don't butt in. My apologies, Lord Zereschrute, this man is Satou Kazuma. He is my escort and also my companion as an adventurer."
"I've heard about him. He's said to be an adventurer who has vanquished quite a few generals of the Demon King's Army. He doesn't look to be anything special, but they do often say that looks can be deceiving…"
I turned towards the two of them.
"Hey, how are you two just conversing normally? Co on, Darkness, isn't he suspicious as hell? Why is he wearing a penguin suit? Are you saying that this thing is really a noble!? Where should I even begin!?"
I yelled as I pointed at the man wearing a penguin mascot suit standing in front of .
Part 6
The two nobles suddenly fell silent. Did I accidentally broach upon a thorny topic?
Yeah, it's a mascot suit.
However you slice it, it's a penguin mascot suit.
"Hey, say sothing. What the hell is going on with this country? Not only are people like you and Claire counted as high-ranking nobles, now there's a guy wearing a penguin costu? Did you ever tried to find out what the guy looks like underneath it?"
Hearing my words, Darkness looked at with an uncomfortable expression.
"Do you recognise the magic armour that the Count is wearing? It's not a costu, it's a piece of armour from a far away land. It's durable, flexible, waterproof and retains heat well in winter… In this country, as long as you have the talent, a few peculiarities can be easily overlooked. We require skilled people in order to fight against the enemy of all mankind, the Demon King's Army."
"No, no matter how you put this, this is way too suspicious. The guy inside may very well be a spy for the Demon King's Army!"
In response, the penguin casually sat down on the sofa in front of us.
"Now, now, calm down. You don't have to worry about that, I have no intentions of helping the Demon King's Army. You can trust on that."
"Anyone who would honestly trust you after seeing what you look like needs to go see a doctor."
Hearing my retort, the penguin shrugged his shoulders and sighed.
Those needlessly humanlike motions are really rubbing the wrong way.
"Well, hear out, young man. If you know my true identity, you must have so basic knowledge about devils, yes? To us devils, humanity is an important partner that we need to coexist with. Please believe ."
"The devil Vanir who introduced you to us once ntioned that us humans are machines that create wonderful als for you devils."
Hearing that, the penguin suddenly turned motionless.
"What, you're acquainted with Vanir-sama? Then that speed things up a little. Indeed, you humans produce wonderful als for us. The dark emotions and thoughts that you experience are our sustenance. If you understand that, then hurry up and feel so dark emotions, you ill-mannered brat."
This penguin suddenly changed his tone!
"My apologies for his rudeness, Lord Zereschrute. We have not shared the fact that you are a devil with the citizens of Axel, and we promise not to speak of your secret to anyone else. So, please…"
The penguin that was so rude just a mont ago changed his tone to one of interest after hearing Darkness's words.
"If I recall, Lady Dustiness is a devout follower of the Eris church, yes? Is it really okay for you to overlook a devil like ? And you are an important figure in this country too. Surely you can't let a suspicious character like run free, can you?"
The penguin said teasingly. Darkness turned to look at , a serious look on her face.
"In the past, I'm afraid I wouldn't simply let it go.… However, this man made realize just what it is that I need to protect. What I should be protecting isn't the pride of the nobles, but those without power. He taught what it really ans to not let my principles get in my way of what needs to be done, and I believe I've beco a better politician because of that. And… I need to thank you, Kazuma. If it weren't for you, I would still be a hard-headed crusader. If it were the past , I most likely would not have been able to overlook Lord Zereschrute after learning his true identity."
Darkness gave a smile as she said that.
"So, what do you think, Lord Zereschrute? Was that a satisfactory answer?"
Darkness turned back to the penguin.
"… No, it's not my intent to hear your motivations… If I recall, Crusaders are able to use holy magic. I was simply worried that it might cause problems if you were to lose your magic by going against the teachings of the Eris church…"
The atmosphere suddenly beca extrely awkward.
"Umm… I can't use magic, so there won't be any problems on that front… Thank you for your concern…"
Darkness seed to be shriveling up from embarrassnt.
"Well, that's good then. Oh, those are the feelings of sha that Vanir-sama likes so much. I'm not particularly fond of them myself, so there's no need to offer such emotions to ."
Facing the teasing of the penguin, Darkness hid her blushing face under the table.
"—Now then, let's go back to our original topic. You wish to have one of my nails, yes? Unlike greater devils like Vanir-sama whose real body still remains in hell, for a devil who has brought his true body into this world like , even removing a small portion of my nails causes great pain."
The penguin said in a dignified voice while regally crossing his legs.
His voice and mannerisms are a splitting image of a big shot noble, and clashed horribly with his comical appearance.
"Regarding that, we don't have a lot of money on hand currently… but I swear, on the na of the Dustiness family, that I will repay you. It might take so ti, but I'll definitely offer a fitting recompense. So, please…"
The Penguin remained silent in the face of Darkness's passionate pleas.
According to Vanir, devils in general place great importance on contracts.
Simply pleading like this probably wouldn't work.
Guess it's ti for to lend a hand.
"I'll prepare the money."
"Wha-?"
Darkness turned to in surprise.
What do you think I tagged along for?
It's to help out in precisely these types of negotiations.
"I may not look like much, but I have quite a sizable fortune. And I've been doing so forward trading lately as well."
"Y-You, since when did you get involved in that? Don't do it! An amateur can very easily go bankrupt fooling around with that."
To the worried Darkness, I smugly waggled my finger.
"You see, Darkness, according to the information I gathered, it seems like a higher than usual amount of snow sprites are predicted to appear this year. That ans that this year's winter will be colder. With that in mind, I targeted crops that will be highly affected by the cold… Furthermore, I even got an expert on such matters to handle it."
"T-The mont I took my eyes off you… How did you even get acquainted with such an expert…?
Darkness seed to have gained a modicum of respect for , if her gaze is anything to go by.
But our conversation doesn't seed to have piqued the Penguin's interest at all.
"No, I'm not concerned about money. I'm sure you are aware of the state of my finances. My territory is prosperous, and I make great contributions in taxes every year. That's why I'm allowed to hold such a rank despite my appearance… On that front, it could be said that I contribute more to this country than the Dustiness family that's known for its poverty."
"U, uu…"
This penguin may look cute, but he sure doesn't hold back.
"… I see, then, how about using the backing of the Dustiness family to help expand your territory?"
"Kazuma, what are you saying? Don't go deciding that on your own!"
The penguin shakes his shoulders in response, almost like he's laughing.
"No, no, I'm quite happy with the lands I currently have. I have no desire to expand my territory at this point."
Does this creature really want for nothing?
"Hey, Darkness, doesn't your family outrank him? Can't you use your authority to strongarm him into giving what we want?"
"Don't be stupid! I did say I wouldn't let my principles get in the way earlier, but even so, there's no way I'm doing that!"
"I can hear you, you know?"
The penguin interrupted as we were whispering.
Damnit, if it's co to this…
"Hey, we aren't demanding anything unreasonable like asking you to hand over your fortune or anything. It's just a re piece of your nail. Why don't you just hand it over. Like that, the children will be happy, we will be happy, and you'll get to keep your identity secret. It's a win-win with three wins, so just hand it over."
"I can't see that as anything but a threat."
The penguin said in an interested voice, tinged with just a bit of amusent for so reason.
Yes, that was a threat.
"Hahaha, Zereschrute-san, did you know? There's a fearso Archpriest of the Axis Cult who would fly into a rampage at the re sight of a devil in Axel. If she learns that you rejected our request, I wonder what will happen…"
"Hey, Kazuma, that's going too far! I can't tell who's the actual devil now!"
The penguin let out a hearty laughter that shook his body.
"Hahaha, as expected of an acquaintance of Vanir-sama! I didn't expect there to be a person bold enough to try and intimidate a devil! Truly amusing! Well, I'm not entirely without desires. It's just that what I want is not wealth or material goods."
Hearing the penguin say those words, Darkness enthusiastically raised her head.
"Could that be… my body!? You are eying my body, aren't you!? You want to offer myself to you in order to save the children! Damn you, Lord Zereschrute! As expected of one with the title of the Lord of Brutality. Fooling everyone with your cute appearance, only to reveal the brute hiding inside…"
"N-No, that's not it! Devils have no gender and are have no interest in the bodies of humans. Stop making sound like so kind of brute!"
For the first ti since we t him, the penguin seed flustered.
"You guys are adventurers, aren't you?
He happily asked.
"Then, would you like to accept a little noble's challenge?"
The penguin said in a dignified voice, in complete contrast to his cute appearance.
Part 7
"You see, so nobles like to entertain themselves by watching monsters fight and betting on the outco."
There's an arena underneath the castle.
As a servant guided us there, I listened to Darkness' explanation.
"Didn't the prince bring out a gryphon when we were in Elroad? It's sothing of a status symbol for nobles to have powerful monsters on hand."
It seems like that penguin also has a hobby of collecting monsters.
And the condition that the penguin gave is…
"Fight the monsters that that penguin brings out and show your strength, huh…"
This might be the most adventurer-like event I've experienced since coming over to this world.
Fight through a gauntlet of monsters that an aristocrat has prepared in order to receive an ingredient needed to create an antidote for a sick child.
It certainly sounds cool, but…
"The problem is if Darkness can win on her own."
Yes, only Darkness will be taking part in the battle.
"I don't know what he's planning, but you need to be careful now that you're fighting alone. Sure, he says that devils have no gender and aren't interested in the human body, but who can tell if that's really the case. Seeing a female knight get roughed up and flung into all sorts of positions is just what a villain would want, so who knows what kind of monster he would bring…"
Darkness shivered upon hearing that.
If she were any other girl, I would've asked her if she was afraid, but…
"You're looking forward to that, aren't you?"
"…No, not at all."
We eventually parted ways as Darkness entered the arena, seemingly unperturbed.
The arena in the basent of the castle is a splitting image of a colosseum made during the ti of the Roman Empire.
It's wide enough that dozens of people could fight at once, and the ground is comprised of stamped dirt.
The servant guided to a seat next to the penguin.
The penguin looked at Darkness in the arena and said in an excited voice.
"Welco to my colosseum. Normally, this place is used to pit monsters that other noblen bring against each other, but… Today, the main event is you, Lady Dustiness!"
The penguin enthusiastically announced, making exaggerated gestures to the non-existent audience.
Of course, the only people present were , the penguin, and so servants. The entire arena was lit up by so kind of magic item, and looked like it was under direct sunlight even though we were underground.
"Bring it on, Lord Zereschrute! I'm a devout believer of Eris and a Crusader, no matter what kind of monster you bring, I'll never submit!"
Darkness shouted back in a voice just as enthusiastic as the one the penguin used, a blush rising to her cheeks.
… Am I imagining it?
It feels like the two of them are extrely excited over this.
"As expected of the honourable Lady Dustiness! Well said, very well said! The feelings of sha, humiliation, and anguish that such confident warriors experience when laid low are the kind of emotions that I desire! Now, proud Crusader! Show what you can do!"
As the penguin excitedly exclaid, the iron gate on the other side of the arena slid open.
The two of us looked expectantly at Darkness who was standing in the middle of the arena, and what appeared before her was…
"Let's start small. Lady Dustiness, show how you handle this group of goblins!"
At those words, a group of goblins close to a dozen strong rushed at Darkness.
Part 8
It's been about ten minutes since the penguin announced the start of the battle.
"This is terrible."
The penguin and I said at the sa ti.
"Kuh, to think that I'll be restrained by goblins…! You little demons, what do you intend to do after immobilizing !?"
Darkness, who was unable to defeat even one goblin despite her reckless flailing, yelled after getting mobbed by the goblins and pulled to the ground.
"Just what's the aning of this, Lady Dustiness… You are a great noble of this country, and the one who vanquished many generals of the Demon King's army. You shouldn't be having this much trouble with such a small group of goblins… Oh, I see!"
The penguin muttered to himself, then nodded as though he has stumbled onto so kind of revelation.
"I see, so you understand that this is for show. True, if you were to demonstrate your true strength, these goblins would be defeated in a flash. But that wouldn't make for good entertainnt, and thus the point of this exercise would be…"
The penguin continued mumbling to himself, then confusedly tilted his head.
"Furthermore, I cannot sense even the slightest hint of humiliation or anguish… I see, I see… So you intend to demonstrate that you can withstand any attack from a monster without having to lift a finger!"
The penguin, who seems to be having so kind of grave misunderstanding, shouted towards Darkness in a solemn voice.
Darkness, who was completely restrained by the goblins at this point, flashed a confident smile.
"I will not sully my blade with the blood of goblins. My sword does not exist to vanquish monsters at your leisure, Lord Zereschrute. It exist to protect this country!"
It sure sounds cool, but the truth is that she couldn't hit a goblin with her sword even if she wanted to.
"It would seem that re goblins won't be able to bring out your true capabilities… Enough, goblins, you may retreat!"
Perhaps acknowledging the penguin as stronger than them, the goblins obediently released Darkness retreated out of the arena.
The penguin looked upon their retreating forms contentedly.
"Lady Dustiness, I should warn you."
The penguin declared in an serious voice.
"What I'm about to release now can be said to be natural enemy of Crusaders. They might be close to extinct now, but they were once known as female knight killers, princess knight killers, and other such nas. Yes, they are a legendary monster indeed."
"W-What?"
With an expectant expression, Darkness asked in an excited voice.
The penguin seed to take this as a sign of fear, and cheerfully continued
"Yes, you should at least know of the na. Monsters that are known as the enemy of all won…"
"Wait, the enemy of won? Don't tell … A demon sli? Or perhaps a roper? No, wait, you said they are extinct…. Don't tell , you—!"
Darkness's voice beca shrill due to her excitent, and the penguin who seed to be in much better spirits raised both his hands.
"Looks like like you have an idea of what's coming. The natural enemies of Crusaders, and a monster that was once as common as goblins!"
At that ti, the cage attached to the arena slid open with the sound of tal sliding on tal.
"Co forth, pure-blooded male orc! Show us the strength that once struck fear into the hearts of won all over!"
What appeared was a monster once thought to be extinct, a male orc.
Two male orcs jumped out of the cage.
The two orcs regarded Darkness warily, who was trembling head to toe and blushing bright red.
"How could this be!? They were supposed to be extinct! To think that there are still male orcs left in this world…!"
Hearing Darkness excited scream, the penguin happily laughed.
"Mwahaha! Now, entertain ! Let see what it looks like when a pair of lecherous orcs starved of female contact make a proud Crusader submit to them! Let taste the best emotions of sha!"
Orc vs Female Knight.
How did this happen? We went on a quest to get ingredients to save a little girl, and now it's just one adventurer-like event happening one after the other!
Even though Darkness might end up facing a horrible fate, why am I feeling so excited?
Of course, I can't stand by and let sothing really bad happen, but Darkness herself will probably enjoy a little tornting, so I suppose it's okay to continue observing for now.
"Dammit, how could this happen? I really want to step in, but if I do, all your previous efforts will be wasted. Hang in there, Darkness! Don't you dare lose to these orcs!"
"Why did you move all the way to the front seats? It's true that having you interfere would be a problem, but hearing you get this excited is also a little…"
"Go forth, orcs!"
Hearing the order of the penguin, the two orcs looked at each other…
And imdiately turned around, revealing a pig like tail as they ran as far away as they could from her.
"Hey, Darkness, what is this? Did you do sothing to those orcs!? You didn't buy a bunch of orc children so ti ago and did unspeakable things with them, did you?"
"Who would do such a thing!? Please stop treating like so kind of slut! Anyway, these guys seem to be afraid of for so reason."
Just what's going on?
"Hey, penguin, do your job and train them better!"
"I don't want to hear that from you! Just what's going on? Why are the orcs frightened?… Could it be the divine protection that Crusaders receive? Evil creatures like orcs must be able to sense that and be scared away by it."
Hearing those words made sothing click in my head.
Oh, I see.
Those orcs must have been traumatized by female orcs when they were children.
"Enough, seems like you two won't be able to deal with her. You may stand down."
Hearing the words of the penguin, the orcs beat a hasty retreat.
"What's wrong, Lord Zereschrute? Weren't you going to bring to my knees? Is that all I can expect from the Lord of Brutality!? You disappoint !"
"Grr…"
Darkness taunted the penguin, her face flush with frustration after having her expectations dashed.
She probably already forgot why she originally stepped into the arena.
"Fufufu…Mwahahaha! I underestimated you, Lady Dustiness! It seems like neither goblins nor orcs will get us anywhere. Very well, allow to handle this personally!"
Is he serious!?
"Hey, are you seriously going to fight in that costu? Isn't it too early to give up? Co on, you still have a few more dangerous monsters, right? If you have orcs in your bestiary, you must have so demon slis or ropers or sothing, right!?"
"Well, it's true that I may have such monsters at my disposal, but if she's still resolute even after seeing evil creatures like orcs, I doubt monsters on that level will do much better. After all… I've not sensed even a hint of fear or dread coming from Lady Dustiness."
No, they'll work. They'll definitely work.
Such creatures will definitely be very effective on her from her
But the penguin casually leaped down into the arena.
"Wha—!?"
Darkness let out a squeak of surprise in response to the sudden appearance of the penguin.
"Now, show your power, Lady Dustiness! I'll bring you to your knees and feast on your delicious dark emotions!"
The penguin charged at Darkness with both arms raised—!
Part 9
"… There's nothing I can say."
"Yeah, really."
Having left Count Zereschrute's castle, a dejected Darkness and I were riding the carriage back to town to find a place to spend the night.
"… I didn't expect you and that devil to be so compatible."
I said while sitting next to Darkness.
"… There's nothing I can say."
"Yeah, there really isn't."
Zereschrute, the Lord of Brutality.
He truly does live up to his na once he starts fighting.
"… I didn't expect you to actually forget that I was there and thoroughly enjoy it…"
"Hey, don't make it sound so obscene! That's a first for too! To think that he could be hiding sothing so hideous under that cute exterior…"
During the battle between the penguin and Darkness, the penguin unzipped the zipper on it's back, and from within popped out…
"Well, I did end up seeing sothing amazing, so I guess it's fine…"
"Please forget about it! Ugh, first Vanir and now Lord Zereschrute, I really hate dealing with devils!"
For the sake of her honour, maybe it's best that I don't rember what happened.
"It's good that devils have no gender, otherwise…"
"Didn't you say you liked just a short while ago…?"
In the face of my reproachful gaze, Darkness averted her eyes.
Still, what should we do now?
That penguin was trying to make Darkness feel fear, but instead she ended up joyous beyond belief.
After being unable to get the dark emotions that he desired, he eventually lost interest and sent us away.
Judging from how things stand, it's unlikely that he'll give us another chance to negotiate…
Just when I was troubled over such matters, I spotted the figure of a familiar thief ahead.
"Hey, Darkness, look at that."
"… Really, there's nothing I can say… Is that Chris? What's she doing here?"
The silver-haired figure who was waving at us while running towards our carriage is indeed my Big Boss, Chris.
I have no idea why she would appear in this town.
Chris ran over to the still dejected Darkness and,
"Hey there, your old pal has co to help out."
Greeted her with a bright smile on her face.
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