Part 1
"Kazuma-san, Kazuma san! I have a little favour to ask of you."
The next morning.
As I was relaxing with a cup of coffee after enjoying a late breakfast, Aqua, who had a shovel-like object slung over her shoulder for so reason, said that to .
"What is it? I'm not giving you any more pocket money. I already gave you this month's allowance, and you should've made a lot of money with the ore you got from the Treasure Island yesterday."
"That's not it. The favour I wanted is for you to lend your strength as an adventurer."
My strength as an adventurer?
"You sure are saying so dangerous things early in the morning. Just what are we going up against? Just to let you know, I've already resolved to live a leisurely and peaceful life as a rich man. I'm not going to pick a fight with anything dangerous. If you want to go hunt so undead or settle a grudge with a devil, then go put a request up at the guild."
"I'm not asking you to deal with monsters. I've had my fill of dangerous places, and I too would like to live a leisurely life as a rich person."
This girl really does think just like .
If she didn't do stupid stuff all the ti, she'd be a great buddy to hang out with.
"For now, can you co out to the yard? I would like you to demonstrate your amazing powers out there."
"I don't really get it, but I'm fine with it as long as it isn't dangerous. Very well, I'll demonstrate the hidden power sleeping within ."
Saying that, I rolled up my sleeves and followed Aqua to the yard.
"Chirp."
"… You really aren't growing much at all, huh?"
Chomusuke lazily laid in the yard, and next to it was Emperor Zell, nuzzling against the cat's soft fur.
Chomusuke has been steadily growing recently, but in contrast, the chick was still as small as it ever was.
They say that the more magic power you have, the slower you'll grow, so perhaps that's why.
That black furball used to be wary of Zell, but it seems like they're getting along fine now.
I originally planned on turning Zell into fried chicken when he grew bigger, but now that they are this close, it'd be a little cruel of to forcibly tear them apart.
As I was looking at this heartwarming sight, Aqua tugged on my sleeve.
"There's a plot over there, right? I would like you to scatter plenty of nutrient-rich dirt over it."
"… You're asking to use my power to plow the fields? , who could be considered a hero?"
Right where Aqua was pointing, gumin, dressed in a one piece sundress and a straw hat, was busy working up a sweat with a small gardening trowel in hand.
"You too, gumin? What, are you two planning on creating a ho garden or sothing?"
"Oh, Kazuma, you're finally awake. Look at this fine plot. If you scatter so magically-created dirt over here, we'll definitely be able to grow so wonderful vegetables."
While saying sothing that made her sound like an obaa-chan out in the hicks, gumin gestured at the dirt by her feet with a smile.
"I always wanted to have a vegetable plot in the yard. We have the space, and vegetables are expensive, after all. We'll be able to save on household costs, and we'll also be able to eat fresh vegetables at any ti. I'll let you taste so tasty vegetable curry once it's done."
"Well, I'm happy about that and all, but… Is it fine for us amateurs to grow vegetables? They won't fly around and attack people like cabbages, will they?"
Hearing my words, Aqua and gumin averted their gazes.
"… You can't just grow vegetables as you wish, right? You need so kind of permit or sothing, right?! Actually, where's Darkness? She's part of the governnt, that's why you guys waited till she's out to do this, right?!"
"Calm down, Kazuma. Sure, you do need so qualifications to grow vegetables, but high-level adventurers are allowed to start a vegetable garden at ho. It's a special privilege. And we are high-level adventurers, so there's no issue."
"Exactly. My level is already above forty. A ho garden or two is acceptable for ."
When did her level get that high?
It was supposed to be easy to level as an Adventurer, so how am I the only one whose level is still in the teens?
"It's a little surprising that gumin's level is that high, but there you have it. So, I would like you to create so nutrient-rich earth for the plot. I know you like using Create Earth to blind others or create mud for use as a prank, but this is what it's originally supposed to be used for."
"Co to think of it, I have heard sothing like that before. Oh, what the hell, Create Earth."
I walked down the plot and started scattering the earth I created into it.
Aqua and gumin followed behind and started planting seeds.
"Just to be sure, what seeds are you planting?"
I got a sudden sense of unease and asked, and Aqua responded in a carefree tone.
"Komatsuna, potatoes, radishes, bell peppers, mackerel, and spinach. That farr oji-san said that those vegetables grow well around here in this season."
…
"… Say, was there sothing weird mixed in there just now?"
"Oh, you're wondering why we are planting sumr vegetables even though it's almost winter, right? But this isn't Japan. Vegetables are overflowing with vitality, so they'll grow well even in winter."
No, that's not it, there's sothing in there that isn't a vegetable.
"… Phew. Finally, the sowing is done. I think we did pretty well. All we need to do now is regularly water them and give them a little massage here and there, and they'll be ripe for harvesting by winter."
"Hey, did you just say massage just now? We are growing vegetables here, right? We aren't actually raising cattle or sothing, right?"
Ignoring my constant nitpicks, Aqua let out a contented sigh.
"We're only planting so easily-cared-for vegetables right now, but we'll definitely take on so tougher vegetables next year!"
"Yeah, let's plant so cabbages or tomatoes in the spring, or even a mandrake or two next year!"
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"I can't ignore that! You said mandrake just now, right?! You want to plant a mandrake here?!"
Mandrakes are dangerous plants that scream when harvested and can cause anyone who hear their screams to die.
Just as we were fussing over that, soone appeared at the door.
That person milled about, seemingly hesitant to knock…
"Why are you turning back now after coming all the way to soone else's house?!"
"-gumin?! What are you doing out here?"
That person was Yunyun.
She was about to turn back without knocking when gumin surprised her.
"I visited unannounced just yesterday, so it'd be pretty awkward to visit again so soon. I was thinking that it'd be better to wait a few days before coming again…"
"It's fine to visit everyday if you are free! Why do you keep worrying about all those little details?! Anyway, you probably ca here for a reason, right?"
Hearing gumin's words, Yunyun, who had a basket full of what appeared to be pastries in her hand, said,
"C-Can I really visit every day? Will you really not find annoying? You won't suddenly stop talking upon hearing that I've co to visit…"
"I don't care about that! If anything, your current attitude is more annoying! Anyway, hurry up and get to the point!"
Facing the short-tempered gumin,
"Actually, about that chieftain's trial I talked about before…"
"— So, basically, the trial to decide the next chief of the Crimson Demons needs to be undertaken together with a partner, right?"
"Yes. In the past, the prospective chieftains would usually undertake the trial with an outsider swordsman as a vanguard, but… Well, Crimson Demons are stronger than any swordsman. Eventually, they realized that with two Crimson Demons as a team, they could just blow through the trial with pure firepower without caring about vanguard or backline positions."
Crimson Demons really don't care the slightest about romance.
Normally, it'd only be proper for a Crimson Demon to leave the village in search of a suitable partner for the trial, and the two of them will slowly fall in love over the course of the journey. That's the proper way for this to develop.
gumin, who had been listening intently, heaved a deep sigh.
"So, you couldn't find anyone else, so you ca to invite , huh? … You really are hopeless. Very well then, let show you my power!"
gumin confidently declared, only barely hiding her smile.
"Eh? No, you won't be of any help if you co along. You'll just beco a hindrance after a single blast. There are three stages to the trial, you know?"
Yunyun said such unexpectedly harsh words to her, causing her to stiffen up.
"Well, I agree with your assessnt, but if that's the case, why did you co here?"
"T-That's…"
After I said that, Yunyun nervously looked down and tightly gripped the hem of her skirt.
"Actually, I have a friend… guy… no, an adventurer acquaintance who would be suitable for a vanguard, but when I asked him, he went 'Huh? I made a whole ton of money off the Treasure Island, so I don't think I'll work for awhile. Well, if you can introduce to a busty Crimson Demon onee-san, I wouldn't mind helping you', and other such horrible things… "
"I don't know who that is, but he doesn't sound like a decent person. It's best not to associate with such people, otherwise folks will start thinking that you're birds of a feather."
"No, it's more like we just happen to run into each other a lot, or more like soone who frequents the sa store that I do…"
With a troubled expression, Yunyun raised her head with a determined glare.
"Umm, Kazuma-san! Would you accompany to the Crimson Demon village and undertake the trial- Ow, ow, ow! What are you doing, gumin!?"
gumin suddenly started pulling on Yunyun's pigtails in a fit.
"What am I doing?! What are you doing?! How could I possibly keep letting you use Kazuma as you please?! There's no need to bother Kazuma with this! It's just the trial of the Crimson Demons! I'll be able to handle it!"
Saying that, she lifted the magic staff she placed by her side.
"Hey, gumin, to be honest, if you co with , it'll just be a bother-"
"You can really say so an things when you want to, huh?!"
Her eyes glowing bright red, gumin looked over to -
"I'm a high-level Crimson Demon! I'll be a much better vanguard than a low-level swordsman like him! It's just a few monsters, I'll smash all of them up with my manatite staff! Right, Kazuma, I'll be leaving the house for a while!"
Having thrown away even her identity as a mage, gumin confidently declared as she twirled her staff around.
Part 2
"Well then, I'll be out of town for a while, so don't do anything stupid while I'm away, okay?"
"Did you get the mistaken impression that you've beco a sensible person recently? To tell you the truth, the most problematic person in this town might actually be you instead of Aqua."
Next morning.
After flattering herself in such a way that made us all concerned for her, gumin turned to Darkness and said,
"Darkness, please keep an eye on those two for while I'm out. Apart from a heightened sex drive, you're pretty normal, so please make sure that Aqua doesn't do sothing stupid and Kazuma doesn't do sothing suicidal."
"D-Don't say that I have a heightened sex drive! gumin too, you have the shortest temper in this town, so take care not to pick a fight with anyone you co across. I'll keep an eye on Kazuma and make sure he doesn't start following any random pretty girls that show up."
Hey, why does it seem like I'm the least trusted person amongst all of them?
"You are the one that gives the most worries when it cos to the topic of won, but… Oh well. You two are the kind of people who chicken out when it actually happens, after all. Aqua, please keep an eye on them and make sure they don't get up to anything inappropriate."
"I got it. It's a little early for them to start having children. If I hear any strange noises, I'll make sure to remind them to take proper precautions."
"You don't get it at all! Ah, just make sure not to leave those two alone."
Just how exactly do these guys see ?
"Hey, I know how to control myself, you know? I did properly reject Darkness instead of becoming the captain of two boats."
"Oh, yeah, I suppose you did properly reject Darkness. Sorry, I should have a little more trust in you."
"… Step out into the yard, I'll teach you two a lesson."
Averting her gaze from Darkness who was nursing a fist, gumin waved to us.
"Well then, I'm off to blow right through that trial back in the Crimson Demon village. Please behave yourself while I'm gone."
Saying that, she left the house with a smile.
"Right, now that gumin is gone, lets settle the division of chores. She said she'll be back in a few days, but we should still properly settle this."
After gumin left, we discussed our future plans.
"I'm getting pretty tired of being put on toilet duty all the ti. Please give so cooking duties or the like."
"No, every ti you cook, you end up wasting most of the ingredients. You always end up turning a few bottles of seasonings into water. It's too wasteful."
Hmm.
"Then I'll handle cooking. Darkness's cooking is pretty plain, and Aqua's out of the question. In return, Darkness will handle the cleaning, and Aqua will handle the toilets and the baths."
"S-Say, is my cooking really that plain? I thought I'd have at least have a certain level of cooking skill…"
"Why am I always in charge of the toilets!? And isn't it a little unfair to be only in charge of the cooking? We've got a new vegetable plot to take care of now, so you should at least help a little!"
Both of them raised objections to my proposal, and Darkness suddenly noticed.
"Vegetable plot? Hey, Aqua, why is this the first ti I've heard about it? Did you make a plot in the yard!? It's illegal for an amateur to grow vegetables, you know!?"
"You look pretty intelligent, but you are actually surprisingly dumb, aren't you, Darkness? High-level adventurers are an exception to that law! Co on, take a look at my adventurer's card! Now, lend a hand! I'll give you a few delicious vegetables too!"
Aqua proudly flashed her card in front of Darkness, before grabbing a bunch of farming tools and heading to the yard.
"Wait, Aqua, I have a really bad feeling about this, so please stop this ho garden project! The only thing I can see down that road is our vegetables causing trouble for our neighbours!"
'Growing vegetables at ho will lead to causing trouble for others.' This isn't a concept you often co across in Japan.
Looking at Darkness chase after Aqua out of the corner of my eye, I grabbed the newspaper out of the postbox and collapsed onto the sofa.
"…Hmm?"
There was a concerning headline on the newspaper I just opened.
New movents from the Demon King's Army! Are they feeling the pinch after losing so many Generals?
We were heavily involved in reducing the number of Generals.
What do they an by new movents? They didn't place on the top of their most wanted list or anything, did they?
I just want to live my new life peacefully as a rich man.
I understand if they feel threatened by , but I would really like them to just let be.
"That said, trouble always has a way of flinging itself at my door… Sigh, being a hero sure is tough."
Suddenly, I noticed Chomusuke staring at .
…Everyone went out, so I thought I was alone in the house.
It may be just a cat, but it's still embarrassing to have soone hear talking to myself. I flipped the page of the newspaper to hide my embarrassnt…
"…Hah!?"
My na was printed on the next page.
Oh, yeah, co to think of it, gumin and I went to a newspaper to demand that they run a special feature on us back when we were living in the capital, didn't we?
We used both the power of the Crimson Demons and the authority of the Dustiness family, and it looks like that article finally got published.
"Oho, 'Exploring the mystery of the strongest of the weakest job, Satou Kazuma: The man who defeated countless high bounty monsters and Demon King's Generals despite having the job of Adventurer'. Chomusuke, take a look. This is a newspaper. It's a really big deal for your na to appear on it. Hey, don't use it as a scratching post!"
After hastily lifting Chomusuke onto my lap to prevent her from destroying my newspaper, I went back to reading the article.
There were various things written about our party.
I'm described as the mysterious adventurer who, despite having the weakest job and being based out of the beginner's town of Axel, has sohow managed to take down many high bounty targets and Generals of the Demon King's Army.
An adventurer capable of using many different skills, with deep ties with both the nobility and the Crimson Demons.
Blessed with both riches and authority, strength and wisdom, and most of all, luck, he is definitely an adventurer to keep an eye on.
"Aqua! Aqua! Co over here quick! Take a look at… Wait, hold on."
I started to call Aqua who was quarreling about sothing with Darkness in the yard, but I reconsidered after reading further on.
I was praised quite highly in the article, but I wasn't the only one ntioned.
'Of course, Satou Kazuma is not the only amazing one in the party. First off, there's the beautiful Archwizard who is capable of using the strongest offensive spell known to humans, Explosion. Secondly, there's the gorgeous Crusader from the noble house fad for their resilience, Lady Dustiness. And lastly, there's the mysterious and beautiful blue-haired Archpriest.'
"Right, these beautiful girls they are referring to are…"
Well, true, they are beautiful to look at.
Plus, my introduction was a little exaggerated as well.
'The tough Crusader with strong attack power serves as the vanguard, and the Crimson Demon Archwizard who can teleport them away in the event that things go south brings the firepower, and lastly, the rare and versatile Archpriest is in charge of support… With the Adventurer providing so kind of help from the backline, it truly is a wonderfully balanced party composition… '
"Hey, this is a little off."
Reading further on, gumin's, Darkness's, and Aqua's achievents were valued very highly, but not much were written about my accomplishnts.
They are treating like so kind of commander or manager.
Well, they aren't wrong, but it still makes feel a little depressed…
They'll probably end up rubbing it in my face, so I think I'll pass on showing them today's newspaper.
Still…
"Please don't co all the way out to the frontiers to hunt down. As long as you don't pick a fight with , I won't cause any trouble for you."
I cast a lingering glance at the headline 'New movents from the Demon King's Army', before rolling up the newspaper.
— After completing her work in the yard,
"Let's go on an extermination quest!"
Aqua enthusiastically declared while we were having dinner, sauce dripping off her cheeks like whiskers.
What's gotten into her?
She didn't awaken to the joys of being an adventurer back during the Treasure Island incident, did she?
"Killing monsters is the job of adventurers, so I don't mind, but is it really okay with just us? Shouldn't we wait for gumin to co back?"
Darkness said while elegantly sipping tea.
"That's exactly it! gumin is in our party. Of course, that's a good thing, but I just recently noticed sothing. Because gumin usually deals the finishing blow, our levels barely rise. Of course, I'm already perfect, so my level going up wouldn't an much, but still, I'm like the figurehead of this party. If I'm not the highest leveled person in it, our reputation would suffer, wouldn't it?"
"I don't know when you beca our party's figurehead, but, yeah, I would like to raise my level too."
Actually, other than , everyone else has already leveled to the twenties and thirties.
I've been eating high quality ingredients worth plenty of experience points, so why is there such a large difference in our levels?
"I occasionally exorcise the ghosts at the cetery together with Darkness, but it seems like stray ghosts just won't cut it. They aren't worth much experience points at all. So, let's take this chance to gain a ton of levels. It'll surely surprise gumin when she gets back."
"gumin might throw a fit if she finds out we had an adventure without her, you know?… Still, she's off in the Crimson Demon village undergoing so trial or the other right now, and it'd be bad if the gap in our levels continues to widen any further…"
Darkness seed quite bothered by it, but, whether in stats or job or level, I'm in the worst position in this entire party.
However…
"It's fine to talk about closing the gap in our levels, but how exactly do you plan on doing so? The only one who gains any experience points is the one who deals the finishing blow, right? Neither of you have any thods of attack."
Darkness can't land any of her attacks, and Aqua can only attack undead and devils.
In response to my doubts, Aqua flared her nostrils-
"Don't worry, I have a plan. Just leave it to !"
And said that with a confident smile on her face.
I can't help but get a bad feeling about this.
Part 3
Aqua peeked her head out from a back alley in Axel.
"… I found it. Is everyone ready?"
I originally thought that Aqua wanted to hunt monsters outside the city, but her target was instead very close by.
"H-Hey, Aqua, you're not going to…"
Darkness, who, like , thought that we were headed out of the city and was thus in full armour, raised a puzzled voice.
"First, I'll stop his movents with my attacks. Then, Kazuma, use Bind on him. Once he is immobile, we'll surround it and beat it up."
"A-Are you really a Priest?"
I softly grumbled to Aqua.
No, maybe it's precisely because she's a Priest.
Yes, Aqua's target is…
"Oh, if it isn't the acquaintances of Lady Dustiness. What a coinciden-."
"GOD BLOW!"
The penguin who was sweeping up dust in front of Wiz's store collapsed weightlessly to the ground after receiving Aqua's fist.
Judging from the sound it made when it hit the floor, it seems like the contents were erased yet again.
"Hey, penguin, get a hold of yourself! Vanir, are you here!? Your friend lost his life again!"
I called out into the store, and Vanir hurriedly rushed out.
"You accursed woman! Do you not feel content without making trouble at my store every day?!"
"Everyti you revive this pen-pen, one of your lives will be lost as well, right? Then that's perfect. My boundless divine energy provided to by my followers or your extra lives that are barely worth 30 eris each, I wonder which of them will be used up first?"
As Vanir breathed into the penguin, trying to resuscitate him, Darkness moved to stop Aqua.
"Hey, Aqua, don't tell the leveling target you were talking about is…"
"Of course, I'm talking about this pen-pen. He's weak enough that I can easily vanquish him with a single blow, but I gained a level when I last defeated him. That ans that he is worth a lot of experience points. So we're using him to increase our levels!"
"Pii!"
The resurrected penguin scread as he heard Aqua's words.
"–P-Please have so tea."
Aqua strutted into the store after that, and the penguin timidly brought out tea for her.
The flippers that were sewn back on were trembling.
That was probably back from when Chris cut it off with her dagger.
Looking at that and his current state, I can't help but feel a sense of guilt.
After receiving the tea from the penguin, Aqua took a small sip.
"… You sure have so guts to serve hot water as tea."
"W-Wha!? I'm pretty sure I served tea… I-I'll go rebrew it."
"There's no need to put on another pot, Zereschrute! She's just ssing with you!"
After being picked on by Aqua and reprimanded by Vanir, the penguin dropped his shoulders and walked over to .
"Young man, I may be a devil, but even devils can get depressed. Might you listen to a few grumbles of mine…."
"Seriously, it will really be best for you to get out of this town."
As I tried to comfort the penguin, Darkness, who was looking around the shop, said,
"By the way, I don't see Wiz around. Did she go sowhere?"
"If you are talking about that delusional shopkeeper, she started talking about strange things like feeling the presence of a challenger and the like after Moi had her work ceaselessly for a week. That doesn't look good, and we're in the black after that Treasure Island incident, so Moi had her resting in the back."
Is Wiz approaching her limit?
"By the way, young man, why did you co here today?"
"Ah."
I rembered after hearing the penguin's words.
Yeah, we're here because of Aqua's level increasing sche…
I averted my gaze from the penguin who was looking blankly at , and took Darkness and Aqua over to a corner of the shop to have a discussion.
"Hey, do you really intend to raise your level by repeatedly defeating that penguin? The friends I made back in the Crimson Demon village recomnded a technique to quickly level by finishing off immobile monsters, and this feels just as unpleasant."
"It's really annoying that it looks so cute. Even if it is a devil, hearing him repeatedly scream does tug at my heartstrings. And here I thought it was a great idea. What should we do now?"
"Why don't we just raise our levels like normal? gumin isn't here, but we should have raised our skills quite a bit by now. It's a great chance for us. Normally, we would just let gumin wipe out the monsters and call it a day right then."
Hmm, can we really defeat monsters and level up normally with this party?
Co to think of it, while I had set out with Aqua and gumin at one point, I've never tried fighting with just Aqua and Darkness.
"Right, let's get so practice so we can perform a little better after gumin's exhausted her mana."
Hearing my adventurer-sounding declaration, the two of them nodded.
Part 4
Aqua ended up losing her temper and purifying the penguin again after Vanir shouted 'so what did you co here for' at us. Well, a lot of things happened, but eventually we left town and ca to the plains.
"Frogs! Today is the day we take revenge on the frogs!"
"No, I don't wanna! I can't see frogs as anything other than my natural enemy!"
Perhaps because she rembered her past trauma, Aqua strongly protested and put us once again in the position of deciding which monster to hunt.
"But, Aqua, considering our combat strength, hunting frogs would be the best course of action for us… I'm wearing tal armour, so the frogs won't eat . This way, we'll be able to avoid getting wiped."
"That ans that the frogs will definitely go after ! I have the ability to learn, you know? This will definitely end with taking another dip inside a frog's stomach!"
It's only a little, but this girl has recently started being able to learn from past experience.
Even though her intelligence is already maxed out and shouldn't grow with her level…
Is this what growing up ans?
Seeing Aqua mature like this makes feel a little happy, so I decided to support her.
"Fine, let's choose another monster. How about going to the forest a little further away from town? Right now, there should be a lot of monsters that are stocking up in preparation for hibernation. If we go into the forest, I'm sure we'll be able to catch them while they are eating-"
"No, I don't wanna! There are a lot of bug type monsters in the forest. They'll definitely be attracted by my beautiful aroma and make a beeline for ."
Aqua made herself sound like so kind of insect-attracting flower, but, well, it was fairly likely for that to happen.
After listening to Aqua's words, Darkness thought for a while before slamming her fist into her palm.
"Then how about this? There was that lake that Aqua purified before, right? The crocodiles that were deprived of their habitat should have moved to the nearby wetlands. They should still be near to the lake, so why don't we go hunt them down and finish off the request from back then…"
"No, I don't wanna! You say that, but it'll just end up with purifying the wetlands in order to draw out the monsters, right? In that case, the one who ends up attracting all the attention would be ! So I definitely don't want to go back there!"
….
"Hey, I feel like it's starting to get cold, and there doesn't seem to be any leveling thod more efficient than taking down that penguin. This is getting more and more troubleso."
"Oh, you get it too, right? Sounds like Kazuma is getting tired of this too. Then, why don't we call it a day for today and buy so ingredients for a hot pot on the way back?"
After making a pretty appealing suggestion, Aqua moved to leave before being dragged back by Darkness. Seeing that, I made an executive decision.
"Right, let's just go with the frogs. Darkness, just bring her over to the general area."
"I got it, I'll be leaving the attacking to you. Well, against such huge frogs, even I might occasionally land a hit or two, so look forward to it."
Only occasionally land a hit or two? Even against a giant frog?
"Nooooo! Why is this happening? This isn't like you at all, Kazuma-san! Normally you would've happily agreed with after I made such a lazy-sounding suggestion!"
"S-Shut up! Don't think I'm a man who just lazes around all day! I'm a man who will get things done when he wants to! Stop grumbling and co along!"
Dragging Aqua who was crying and raising a fuss, I surveyed my surroundings-
"Kazuma is acting really strange recently! It's abnormal! It's like a long ti NEET finally got the courage to go to work, and after receiving a little bit of praise on the first day, gets overconfident and starts thinking of himself as a man who get things done! Where did you get that baseless confidence from!? Is it because you kissed Darkness!? Did you cross the precipice of adulthood because you got kissed!?"
"S-Shut up, Aqua! Please forget about that already! And you, don't steal glances at like that! Actually, Kazuma, I can't see any frogs at all!"
Perhaps rembering what happened when she kissed , Darkness beca flustered.
What Aqua pointed out isn't completely wrong, but there's a different reason for my confidence.
Yes, that would be the article in today's newspaper.
How could the amazing Satou-san who received such fine praise give up just because it was a little troubleso? That would be a disappointnt to his fans all over the nation, as well as an insult to all those bearing the na Satou who were working hard back in Japan.
I took out my bow.
"Right, Darkness, first, I'll use my dynamite knock-off to wake up the frogs in the area. Then, you'll use Decoy to draw the frogs over to you. They'll gather around you at first, but once they realize that you're wearing tal armour, they'll start seeking another target. Their next target should be , but I'll take them out with my bow before they reach ."
Saying that, I showed a confident smile to Darkness.
"S-Sure… What's up with you today? You're surprisingly bursting with confidence! It's like a long ti virgin entering an adult shop for the first ti and, after receiving a little bit of praise, gets overconfident and starts thinking of himself as a man who can get things done…"
"Shut up! What's up with you two?! Is it really unusual for show so confidence?! Dammit, even if gumin isn't here to fawn over , I'll show you that I'm a man who gets things done! Tinder!"
I took out the dynamite knock off and threw it off into the distance.
The lighter I made was still a little unreliable due to it being handmade, so I decided to use Tinder to light the fuse.
I definitely wouldn't be able to use this item if gumin were here, but even after she told to throw them out, I still continued making them in secret.
Seeing my actions, Aqua squatted down, covered her ears and closed her eyes.
A small boom resonated throughout the fields outside of Axel.
At the sa ti, the ground started rumbling and familiar creatures started to appear.
"Right, they're here, Kazuma! The… frogs…"
No, there are definitely frogs there.
But it's not just one or two frogs-
"Kazuma! Why are there so many frogs!? And why are they all looking at !? What's up with this!?"
Aqua wailed, her arm firmly in the grasp of Darkness.
Co on, even if you ask …
"I told you! I definitely told you! This is why I didn't want to deal with frogs! These frogs are definitely the creations of devils! Evil creatures they created to take on a goddess like ! WAAAAH! This is why I wanted to go ho~!"
"Shut up! If you don't want to die, stop crying and start casting so support magic on us! Anyway, it's really strange for so many of them to appear! They didn't appear because your bad luck drew them to us, right?"
The frogs are acting very different today. It might be because they were starving, but they rushed over to us.
Seeing that, Darkness seed to have thought of sothing and said,
"Hey, Kazuma, this is probably because of the Treasure Island! These frogs must have hidden themselves underground in fear of the mana of that divine beast. They must be so afraid of the Treasure Island that they would rather starve themselves than surface, but your magic item woke all of them up."
"Apologize! Apologize for blaming it on my bad luck! This whole thing is your idea this ti, so take responsibility and do sothing!"
Aqua started hassling after hearing Darkness's explanation.
"I didn't expect a single stick of dynamite to attract such large numbers! But I'll apologize for suspecting you! I'm sorry, so accept your fate and get eaten together! Darkness will survive, so she can save us later!"
"Nooo! I don't want to get covered in sli anymore! I don't want to sll of fish or be defiled anymore~!"
"Fuhahaha! Bring it!"
Facing the fast approaching horde of frogs, I once again realized that this party is only fully operational if all of its mbers are gathered.
Part 5
"Sob…sob… I don't want to go outside anymore… I'll stay inside for the entire winter…"
Aqua whined as she dripped sli on the carpet.
I would like to take a bath too, but I'll let Aqua go first today.
After all, Aqua did get swallowed by frog after frog almost as soon as Darkness cut her out from one.
For so reason, the frogs seed to prefer Aqua over .
It's probably due to our difference in luck, but even so, I'm a little more inclined to believe Aqua's words when she says that frogs are the natural enemies of gods.
I grabbed the unsteady Aqua's hand and brought her to the bath.
"Co on, I'll heat up the water for you, so go ahead. I'll wash up later."
"Sob… This whole thing happened because you woke them up with your dynamite, but I really hate myself for forgiving you just because you showed a bit of kindness…"
I pushed Aqua who was obediently following into the bathroom, before pouring mana into the heater.
Afterwards, while still covered in sli, I waited for Darkness to return after reporting the extermination.
"I'm back."
Darkness, who was safe because of her tal armour, stared intently at after bringing back the rewards from the sale of the frog at and the extermination of the frogs.
"Thanks. Please wait a while if you want to use the bath, I would like to go in after Aqua's done… What's wrong? Why are you staring at like that…"
"N-no, it's nothing. I was just wondering how it feels to be eaten by a frog after seeing everyone get eaten…"
I thought she was getting better as of late, but it seems like she will always be a masochist at her core.
"Welco back, Darkness~ The bath is free, Kazuma~. Try not to drink the bathwater I left behind. It might be clean after I've purified it, but you might still get a stomach ache if you swallow any leftover frog bits."
Having left the bath, Aqua walked over barefoot while dressed in her pajamas.
"Just what kind of man do you think I am, you slimy bitch? I'm still covered in sli, so if you don't want to be forced to take another bath, you better apologize right now."
"I'm sorry, Kazuma. I really don't want to get slid again, so please forgive ."
Leaving Aqua who quickly prostrated herself before , I hurried to the bath.
— After washing away the sli covering my body, I let out a sigh as I soaked.
It felt like I went through a lot of things, but it's barely been a day since gumin left on her trip.
It should've been easier for with one less problem child to look after, so how is it that I encountered sothing so horrible and ended up so worn out?
I sensed soone standing outside the bath.
"Say, Kazuma, I'm quite tired, so I think I'll skip dinner today. In place of that, I'll help myself to so snacks and wine, okay?"
"Hey, by snacks, you're not referring to the precious caviar I've been keeping, are you? I got that from a strange butler who mixed everything into miso soup back when I was living in the capital!"
I shouted towards Aqua who called out from behind the door, but she simply humd a song and left.
I thought about pursuing her while still naked, but she isn't the only one who's tired.
I closed my eyes and soaked myself up to the shoulders-
How long have I been asleep?
When I ca to, the lamp was out, and it has gotten dark outside.
The water in the tub has also beco lukewarm. Looks like I was out for quite so ti.
In other words, I was really that tired.
Then…
"gumin really helped us out a lot…"
We struggled against a horde of frogs today, but if gumin were here, she would've taken them all out in an instant.
Co to think of it, I only noticed Darkness's importance back when she was about to be married off to that Alderp guy.
That ans, the girl who's currently stealing my precious snacks and constantly brings trouble every day is also-
"Nah, that's definitely not possible-"
In the darkened bathroom, I started mumbling to myself.
Well, I suppose her skills in healing magic are worthy of praise…
And she's also very effective when fighting devils and undead.
Actually, her ability to repeatedly revive people without issues could be said to be a cheat-like ability…
"No, wait, if she weren't here, I would've gotten so proper divine treasures or abilities and wouldn't have died in the first place…"
Well, it'll be best to leave it at that.
I'll probably cry if I say it out loud.
Plus, after living so long in this idiotic world-
Yeah, it isn't too bad.
Just as I thought that.
I heard the sound of a door opening.
Now that the lamp has gone out in the bath, no one would think that it would still be occupied.
Aqua has already taken a bath, and gumin is in the Crimson Demon village.
That leaves-
I rembered what happened back then as I listened to the slipping sounds of soone undressing.
I was in the bath just like this when I ordered the succubus service for the first ti.
It's the exact sa situation.
The lamp was blown out by chance, and I fell asleep in the bath.
I thought it was a dream back then, but now I'm deadly certain that this is reality.
Through the glass door that separates the changing room and the bath, I saw a white silhouette.
It's totally a repeat of that night.
The glass door opened, and the person who ca in is, of course, Darkness.
Darkness seed a little bigger in certain places than what I rembered, and the mont her gaze t mine-
"Kyaaaa!"
A high pitched scream echoed throughout the bathroom.
"—W-W-What are you thinking!? Why are you screaming instead of ? Isn't this odd?"
Darkness frantically rushed over to my side and covered my mouth to block out my scream.
Yes, the one who scread was .
I was the one who scread.
I pushed away Darkness's hand.
"I'm not going to be treated as a sexual offender because I happen to chance upon this situation! I firmly believe that if a man stumbles onto this kind of situation by accident, the woman has no right to be angry! I'm the one who was here first! If our sexes were reversed, you'd be the one branded as a sexual offender! Why must the bla always fall upon the guy!? This world is the one that's screwed up!"
"I-I get it, you aren't at fault! I didn't have any intention to bla you in the first place-"
I ignored Darkness who was frantically trying to say sothing and continued,
"In the first place, why is a woman's word enough to brand a man as a sexual offender!? Isn't that odd!? If we were on a train together and you touched my butt, even if I raised a fuss about you being a pervert, no one would even raise an eyebrow!"
"Hey, wait, why would I touch your butt… what's a train in the first place?"
I steadily got angry as I continued speaking.
Yes, the world is screwed up.
If you really care about gender equality, sexual offenders shouldn't just be determined by the word of a woman, even the word of a man should be trusted for that!
"When I beco pri minister, I'll arrest both n and won equally! I'll definitely not allow false charges! Caras will be placed in all carriages, and anyone who makes false charges will be severely punished!"
"O-Okay, I get it, so please just quiet down a little! What would you do if Aqua cos to investigate!? Actually, what are you even saying!? I'm not following you in the slightest!"
Darkness seed on the verge of tears as she made a shushing sound with her finger to her lips, but I couldn't care less!
"But if the pervert is a beautiful lady, there wouldn't be a cri unless the other party reports it! When I go back to Japan, I plan to run for office with that as my platform-!"
And after I worked myself up so far, I finally noticed Darkness's appearance.
She is mostly naked, but she still had a bikini-like outfit on her.
On top of that, she wore a large towel, and was holding a smaller towel ant for washing up in her hand.
Perhaps because she noticed my gaze, Darkness blushed bright red and, with an embarrassed expression, said in a soft voice,
"… I thought I would wash your back…"
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Part 6
The sound of dripping water could be heard in the dark bathroom.
"Ooh…"
"Kazuma…."
It created a different sort of atmosphere than the rowdy one we usually have.
"D-Darkness, p-please focus on this part next…"
"I-I got it…but Kazuma, umm…"
Darkness, who has been blushing red ever since just now, stuttered. She's probably affected by the unusual atmosphere too.
"Pant, Pant… Darkness, I, I can't…"
"Kazuma, I can't take it anymore, this is…"
With a scream, Darkness finally-
"What are you making such lewd noises when I'm just washing your back!? You are making it sound like we are doing sothing obscene!"
Flung the towel she was using to wash my back onto the back of my head.
I took the towel and started cleaning up my front.
"I can't help it. I thought it was a dream the last ti you washed my back, so I didn't get the chance to properly enjoy it."
Thinking back, I really wasted that opportunity back then.
I thought it was a dream that I could view at any ti, so I rushed her to move on to the next step.
"That's scary in its own way. Does that an you act boldly and do whatever you want to in your dreams?"
Darkness mumbled as she poured water on my back to wash off the soap.
"Of course, it's my dream, after all. Did you know? In a dream, no matter what kind of extre situations you experience, it won't run afoul of laws or copyrights. A woman I highly respect said that."
"Who the hell told you such stupid things!?"
Darkness angrily poured warm water down my head.
"Seriously, I've been concerned about the company you keep for quite so ti. Who is this highly-respected woman? This is the first ti I heard that you had such a friend."
"She's a gentle woman who is above you in both personality and body."
"That isn't sothing you should boldly say when a man and a woman are alone together!"
It's disrespectful to even compare that person with Darkness.
Obviously, the person I'm referring to is one of the wonderful succubi who tirelessly provide sweet dreams to comfort the lonely adventurers in the town of Axel everyday, reducing the cri rate in the process.
"Anyway, what made you think of offering this service in the first place? You're not seeking so more allowance like Aqua, right? How much money do I have to pay for this service in the future?"
"Hey, I worked up a lot of courage to do this. Don't call it a service. This is just thanks for saving Sylphina. I already properly thanked gumin, Aqua, Vanir, Wiz, and the other adventurers, but I haven't properly thanked you yet, so…"
After saying that, Darkness dumped a basin of water over her head, as if to cool down her blushing face and overheating brain.
"That's cold! Can you step further away before splashing water on yourself!? Unlike you, I don't like getting splashed with cold water after soaking in a warm bath!"
"I don't act like that 24/7, you know!? It's because you keep saying stuff that makes people embarrassed!"
Saying that, she moved in front of with her head kept low.
"H-Hey, are you serious? How far do you intend to go? Is it really okay not to pay an extra fee for this?"
"Just shut up already! Ah, co on, make sure you properly secure that towel. This isn't like one of Aqua's jokes, you hear? I'll wash your body thoroughly, so stay still."
With her gaze averted, Darkness started scrubbing my chest.
"Okay, okay, I get it. We've known each other for so ti, after all. I know you're not entirely satisfied with this."
"You don't get it! You don't get it at all! Nevermind that, just stay still!"
Seems like she couldn't keep up with my banter; Darkness hmphed and poured warm water down my body.
"Sigh… I can't believe I got seriously nervous over this. I feel like such a fool… Hey, I told you not to move! Are you purposely showing it off to !?"
Hearing Darkness say such things rife with hidden anings, I suddenly thought-
"Hey, you aren't going to say this is the end of it, right? After coming this far while dressed like that, do you really think a healthy young man would be satisfied with just a backrub?"
"Huh!? But, don't you have gumin…"
Darkness hastily said with a flustered expression,
"Yeah, things have been going pretty well between gumin and lately, but are you fine with that? Are you really fine with that!? Didn't you say sothing like 'Ah, it seems I like you more than I thought' to a few days ago?!"
"I-I said that, but…"
"I was really happy back then."
Hearing my honest words, Darkness sucked in a gasp.
"That's…"
"I was really happy when you told that. Yeah, I did reject you, but n are troubleso creatures, you see. We'll still feel a little disappointed if the other party obediently gives up just because we rejected them once. But this is the case for you won as well, right?"
Darkness gulped.
"T-That ans, instead of gumin, you…"
"Ah, that's impossible. I'm a pretty faithful man. Now that we've progressed to this point, there's no way I can leap into the arms of another woman. I'm aiming to be a decent man, after all."
At my words, Darkness shot a questioning gaze.
"Wait, hold on, you've already chosen gumin, but if we keep going like this, won't we end up in an extrely risque situation…?"
Seems like Darkness is quite confused by all this.
"Is this too difficult for you to follow? Very well, I'll put it in simpler terms. I want to beco a proper, decent man. But it's not like I can't understand your feelings of love that are so overwhelming that you just can't restrain yourself anymore."
"It's not like I like you to that extent… No, it's nothing."
Darkness, who was about to say sothing unnecessary, shut up upon eting my gaze.
"Basically, this is what I'm saying. I'll definitely resist you if you try and get to cheat on gumin. I'll resist, but be it be my level or stats, there's no way I can successfully fight you off if you were to do anything lewd to . But I'm the Kazuma-san who highly values my companions. No matter what you do, I won't hate you because of it."
"W-W-What are you saying!? People call you Kazutrash or Scumzuma, but that doesn't even begin to describe you! Why did gumin fall for such a man!?"
Darkness suddenly started angrily lecturing .
"S-Shut up! You were saying you liked that sort of man too! In the first place, there's no way for a healthy man to resist after being flung into these kinds of erotic situations one after another! If anything, you should be praising for not having crossed the line up till this point!"
"Who would praise you for that!? How stupid! Ah, nevermind, I was the fool! I'm feeling unwell today, so you can handle the rest on your own!"
She just said sothing really amazing for an ojou-sama!
"Oh, you're leaving now? You haven't even finished washing my front yet! What kind of thanks is this!? You keep saying that I'm gutless, but you're pretty gutless yourself, aren't you?! What was it, a mber of the Dustiness family will never yield? Don't you dare flatter yourself with such words!"
A vein started throbbing on Darkness's temple.
"Fine, I'll wash you! But that will be it! I won't go any further! I'm not that easy of a woman that I'll fall for your cheap provocations!"
"Enough with the words, hurry up and get to it! That is, if you have the resolve to go through with it! Aqua's dead drunk after eating my high quality snacks and gumin's in the Crimson Demon village! In other words, there's no one left to interfere! Don't think soone will conveniently barge in just like what happened the last ti."
Darkness angrily picked up the towel and started scrubbing .
"Hey, that hurts! If you want to thank , then be more gentle!"
"You really complain a lot for a man! I'm just going to hurry up and get this over with!"
Perhaps she's getting angry to hide her embarrassnt. Darkness, her face bright red, has been staring at a certain spot for quite so ti–
"Can't you do sothing about that?! I can't help but be bothered when I see your towel rise like that!"
"That's just a little party trick. I took out a few frogs earlier, didn't I? I gained a couple of levels and learnt the party trick skill."
"As if there exist such a useless trick! Seriously, what kind of man are you… You really aren't a match for the pure and straightforward gumin! Hurry up and break up!"
How could she say such a thing?!
"Too bad, gumin's already head over heels for ! Who in hell would listen to you!? I think I'll go find gumin when she gets back and have her properly pamper !"
"You really are the lowest form of trash… Oh, I know. I should've done this from the start."
An inexplicable smile appeared on Darkness's face.
"I'll make sothing happen between us before telling gumin exactly what happened. I'll let her understand exactly how weak of a man you are and make her give up on you. It wouldn't hurt gumin if she gradually gives up on you of her own volition. If you can escape from my clutches, I'll accept that you are a fitting man for gumin!"
Saying that, she suddenly lunged at !
How could this girl say sothing so wicked…!
"I-gumin… Don't think it'll go exactly as you planned! Let go of !"
"You say that, but you aren't using any skills or resisting at all! You're actually looking forward to this, aren't you? Now, I'm sure you know what cos next…"
Darkness excitedly said so lines that wouldn't seem out of place as part of a villainous monologue.
Just then,
"Just what exactly cos next?"
That was gumin's cold voice that I'm so used to hearing by now.
At this point, Darkness and I were pretty much naked and hugging each other.
Both of us looked towards the door.
Standing behind the glass door was gumin, a mask of disgust on her face and glowing eyes.
Before Darkness could say anything,
"Help ! This woman barged into the bath to attack !"
"Y-You bastard! You really are the trashiest of n!"
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