Leaving Aqua who was making a fuss behind, I followed Serena to a more secluded alley quite so distance away from the town centre.
There wasn't much foot traffic around this part of town. The only store around these parts is that unpopular magic item shop.
I would rather have a talk in so cafe sowhere rather than this secluded alley, but…
Perhaps sensing my thoughts, Serena smiled at .
"What I'm about to tell you isn't sothing we should be talking about within a store…"
After saying that, she took a look around her surroundings and squatted down.
"People don't often pass through here, and we can easily change topics even if soone stumbles upon us. So, shall we have a little chat?"
She had a serious look on her face that is a stark contrast to the gentle smile she usually puts on.
ーーWhat she told next was a tragic and weighty tale.
It couldn't be easily summarized with the vocabulary that I have.
It's the kind of story that would rend the heart and sap the will of anyone who hears it.
"ーーAnd eventually, that person was consud by evil forces… I don't know when it started, but eventually, the people of the world ended up referring to her by a single na… The Demon King. The Demon King isn't hurting the inhabitants of this world by her own will…"
"How could this be… To think that that sort of manga-like developnt would actually happen…"
I think I faintly recall reading sothing like this before.
Serena tilted her head.
"…Manga?… Anyway, because of that, that young girl ended up becoming the Demon King. Her form has been twisted to a truly hideous form by that curse, but it will soon be broken… Please, Kazuma-sama, as the one chosen by the goddess, I'm sure you're itching to rid the world of the Demon King who has brought so much suffering to mankind. But the Demon King used to be a helpless young girl too! Could you please delay your plans of defeating the Demon King? If you really can't… If you are truly dead set on defeating the Demon King, then please, allow join your party and bring to her…"
She wrapped her hands around mine and looked at with upturned eyes.
What a dramatic developnt.
Yes, this is it!
This is the sort of thing I wanted when I ca to this world!
Goddesses getting eaten by frogs, Demon King's Generals who subsists on bread crusts and sugar water.
Chasing down runaway cabbages and working part ti as a construction worker even though I'm an adventurer.
Cat-eared orcs and elves with detachable ears, etc, etc
Yes, those were the outliers!
Even in this world, there exists a proper tragic story, an actual fantasy-like developnt!
Yes, it's just everyone I've t is odd!
"Still, Serena-san, why do you think I'm the one chosen by the goddess? To be frank, taking down all those Generals and high bounty targets is more of a fluke than anything else."
Serena closed her eyes and quietly shook her head.
"I knew there was sothing different about you the mont I heard your na, Kazuma-sama. I do not know if you are aware of this, but every so often, beings with special powers will appear in this world. Those powers take the form of skills, of physical attributes, of strange magics and weapons. There's a large variety of them, but one thing they all have in common is that they all strike fear to those of the Demon King."
She's talking about the cheat users who ca from Japan.
"Err, well, I do kind of know of them… Anyway, you think I'm one of those guys because of my strange na, right? Well, sorry to say this, but I don't really have any special-"
"No, it's not because you have a strange na!"
Serena boldly declared.
"It's true, those who possess such special powers tend to have strange nas. But that's not what convinced that you are special. There was once a legendary swordsman who brought much destruction to the Demon King's forces! The mont I heard your na, I was certain of it! You are his descendant!"
How could this be!?
… …
"… Why do you think so?"
"That person's na was Satou. Could it really be re coincidence for soone else to have such a rare na? I do not believe so!"
That's the most common surna back in my country.
She has completely mistaken for soone else.
… Though…
"Serena-san, I'm sorry to say this, but it's the unmistakable truth that I'm an adventurer with the weakest job. The story you just told was really exciting and all, but, well, it's impossible for to defeat the Demon King. I don't intend to face him in the first place, and even if I did, I don't have the ability to. Plus, from what you've told , the curse is going to wear off soon, and the Demon King is just a young girl, right? No, no, that's totally impossible. I don't have the resolve needed to kill a person. Just dealing with humanoid monsters is tough enough as is."
I expected Serena to be disappointed after hearing such pathetic words, but she surprisingly seed relieved instead.
"You shouldn't be that humble… Still… I see. Fufu, Kazuma-sama is a really kind person, aren't you?"
Serena smiled.
Then, she made a small bow.
"Now then, I shall…"
"Celestina-san! Is that Celestina-san!?"
A sudden voice interrupted Serena's goodbyes.
That person was…
"Ah, Kazuma-san too! What are you two doing in such a place? You really have so kind of fate with the Demon King's Generals. First and Vanir, and now Celestina-san too! Did you already make friends with her?"
The store owner of the magic item shop nearby, Wiz.
"… Have you mistaken for soone else? I'm a priest nad Serena. I'm sure you've got the wrong person-"
"Celestina-san, you really should visit my store now that you're here. Kazuma-san, you're welco too. I'll put on so tea."
Wiz simply ignored Serena's attempts to fool her. It's almost like she's a genius when it cos to that.
Serena maintained a smile as she looked towards .
"Kazuma-sama, do you know her? Could you explain to her that she's got the wrong person?"
"Why won't you look at , Celestina-san? And what's with that posh way of speaking? You didn't forget about , did you? It's , Wiz! I lived with you in Demon King-san's castle way back when! Celestina-san!"
Wiz grabbed Celestina by the shoulder and started shaking her.
Serena, probably up to her limit, pried away Wiz's hand.
"Would you j-Could you please stop that? I am Serena. That Celes-whatever is a different person, so could you give it a rest?"
"What are you saying? However you look at it, you're Celestina-san! You're the Dark Priest Celestina-san! The only human in the Demon King's army who's great at scheming and infiltrating-"
"You seem to have split ends. Let take care of it. Heal! Heal!"
"Ow! Ow! What are you doing, Celestina-san! What is up with you!? Fine, I don't know you anymore! I thought I'd show you that interesting magic item I just got my hands on… Kazuma-san, do drop by my store soon."
After bidding farewell, Wiz stomped away in the direction of her store in a huff.
"… What a strange person. Smokes cos out of her when she gets healed."
"Well, she is a Lich after all. Though I'm sure you already know that, Celestina-san."
I returned Serena's attempts at deceiving with a smile of my own.
Even so, her smile didn't falter in the slightest. I kind of admire her determination.
After a short silence, Serena raised her head.
"That's not it!"
"Oh?"
It doesn't seem like she's given up.
She has gumption, I'll give her that.
"It's true, I'm one of the Demon King's Generals, Celestina. But please hear out, the story I told you earlier is the truth! I'm actually the Demon King's older sister. In order to save my sister, I had no choice but to join the Demon King's Army! Ah, when I think about her…"
Just then.
Just as Serena was in the midst of her passionate performance, a man appeared behind her.
"What's this about a sister? Boy who's worried if he's actually under a curse that causes sothing to interfere whenever things start going well. That disappointing storekeeper who rrily bought so trash again told you were nearby. Moi might be willing to help you with that for a fair price. How about paying the shop a visit?"
Serena stiffened up upon hearing that voice.
After Wiz, yet another one of the Demon King's generals, the Masked Devil Vanir, appeared.
As Serena looked around fearfully, their eyes t.
"…Good afternoon. Nice to et you. Are you a friend of Kazuma-sama? Um, Kazuma-sama, you seem to be quite busy, so I shall take my…"
"Nice to et you for the first ti, pure and upright priest who's not the slightest bit suspicious. Now, now, there's no need to rush ho. As proof of our eting, and on behalf of the charred and lting shopkeeper, moi shall offer one of the items that shopkeeper so gleefully bought a short while ago for a low price."
Serena let out a relieved sigh at Vanir's words.
Vanir pulled out a small cone shaped object.
"This is today's recomnded item! The best friend of traveling adventurers, the Bug Killerin! Don't be fooled by its cute na, this is very powerful indeed. It's a magic item that bestows a powerful death curse upon any creature smaller than a mouse that approaches it. In other words, if you put this under your pillow, you will be able to sleep without worrying about being stung by any annoying insects."
"Oh?"
Serena and I said at the sa ti.
There are mosquitoes and the like in this world.
I'm not aching for money, and sothing like that does sound useful.
However…
"There's got to be so kind of downside, isn't there? Like putting that death curse upon humans with a low chance of success or the like?"
"Not at all. It will not have any effect on any creatures larger than a mouse. The only things that will die are creatures smaller than rats."
Vanir denied my deductions for once.
Could it really be a decent item…?
"What a wonderful item. In other words, if I put that under my pillow, even the swift and glossy black fearso emperor will die if it gets close. Please give one…"
"Thank you for your business!"
Seeing Serena happily buy the item, another thought ca to .
"… Say, Vanir, any living thing smaller than a rat that gets close will die, right?"
"Of course."
Vanir instantly answered.
"… Then, the bacteria living in human's guts and symbiotes and whatever else will die too?"
"Of course."
So it really is a piece of trash after all.
She doesn't know what bacteria or symbiotes are, but Serena must have deduced it was a defective item from my tone.
Serena tried to subtly return it, but…
"Hold on, newly introduced person. Moi treats the personal information of my custors with the utmost respect, but should you return that item, you shall cease to be a custor of mine. Hmm, yes, I see sothing… The future of soone who will get mauled by the adventurers after a certain masked gentleman reveals all sorts of secret…"
"I'll buy it! I'll buy it! How much is it!?"
My condolences.
"Fuhahahaha! Moi is in a very good mood today! After all, the pieces of trash that the defective shopkeeper bought actually was turned into money! Originally, this item goes for 400,000 Eris, but considering it's our first eting, and moi's good mood, moi shall let you have it for 1,200,800 Eris!"
"The price went up you piece of shit! Why do you know exactly how much money I have! Don't use your all-seeing sight on everything!"
Serena yelled and threw her entire wallet to Vanir.
Her sudden change in tone made her seem like a foul-mouthed adventurer.
"Fuhahahaha! Till we et again, brat! Oh, and, person whom I just t, your dark emotions are delicious indeed! Most delicious indeed! Fuhahahaha!"
After catching the wallet, Vanir heartily laughed and strolled back towards the shop with a spring in his step.
Watching his retreating figure, the Demon King's general, Celestina, mumbled,
"…My money…"
… My condolences.
.
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PROLOGUE
It was a normal day in this peaceful, uneventful town.
"Kazuma-san, Kazuma-san, pass the soy sauce."
"Here."
Unlike gumin and Darkness who woke up early in the morning, Aqua and I were helping ourselves to a late breakfast.
Upon receiving the bottle, she said thanks and proceeded to—
"Hey, you just touched the soy sauce, didn't you?"
"No I didn't."
This girl has about a one in five chance of purifying the bottle of soy sauce whenever she handles it.
"Then go ahead and spread it on your al. It isn't water, so it won't ruin the taste, right?"
"… Say, Kazuma, why are you being so harsh? We've been together for quite so ti, haven't we? So you must know what is going on, right?"
With a gentle smile, I pushed the plate of grilled fish to Aqua.
"You keep saying that you didn't purify the seasonings every ti it happens, right? So go ahead. Pour so soy sauce on this fish and dig in."
"Oh, fine, I'll do it! What's the big deal, I just changed a little of the soy sauce to water! Thinning the sauce a little will surely make it more delicious!"
Aqua tipped the bottle over and poured a stream of water onto the plate.
"… Do you have anything to say?"
"… I'll go buy more soy sauce later, so please pass the salt…"
With a regretful expression, Aqua shook the salt shaker over her al.
Just then.
"Ah! What are you doing!? That's mine! Give it back, you beast!"
Chomusuke jumped onto the table and snatched her al away.
The cat crawled to my feet to enjoy her al. At the sa ti, Aqua rose to her feet and glared at it.
"… This thing really looks down on . Move aside, Kazuma. It's about ti soone taught this evil black furball about the hierarchy in this house."
"Oh co on, it's just breakfast. Can't you just enjoy your al quietly…?"
Aqua furrowed her brow and pounced upon the cat.
"Ow! This horrible demonic beast! It actually dares to scar the flawless skin of a goddess! Fine, if that's how you want to do… Hot!"
I can understand her cries of pain, but hot?
I was a little curious, but I ignored the grown girl having a deathmatch with a cat and continued eating…
"Kazuma! Kazuma! This demonic beast just breathed fire!"
"Hey, cut it out! Don't shake while I'm drinking soup! Besides, didn't I already say it in the past? That cat can breath fire and uses it to cook her fish."
Perhaps spooked by Chomusuke, Aqua quickly distanced herself.
"I knew it. I always knew this thing wasn't an ordinary cat from the mont I saw it, but… Oh, I see it! I see it now! I see its true form!"
So you finally realized it.
Glancing over while finishing my al, I saw Aqua staring intently at the cat.
"Your true form is… Yes, a really devil-like form! Hey, let sniff you! Don't think you can mask the scent of devils from a goddess!"
She kept stealing glances at while she said that. It seems like she's not completely confident in her deduction.
"I don't have full confidence in her identity either, so go figure that out by yourself."
"… Well, it doesn't really reek like a devil… Why does a cat have the sll of soap on it? Co on, I'll give that fish to you, so tell your true identity. I'll keep it a secret."
Aqua crouched before Chomusuke as she dug into the fish and asked with a straight face.
"Hey, if you ss with her too much while she's eating, she'll get angry—"
"Waaaah! Stop! Stop! I get it! I get it! I won't pester you about your identity, so don't scratch up my precious hagoromo!"
Looking at Chomusuke attacking Aqua after she ignored my warnings, I let out a contented sigh.
"… It's so peaceful…"
"What do you an by peaceful, you shitty NEET! I'll give you so of my side dishes during dinner, so hurry up and stop this thing!"
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