"You're a cop? I've never seen a police uniform that's a bodysuit!"
The woman in black in front of him, her curves accentuated by the bodysuit, was quite striking.
Her D-cup and above chest and round, firm buttocks glead with a shiny reflection under Luo Chao's flashlight, just like the leading lady in a Japanese film.
"I'm a Gold dal Bodyguard, trying to trick ? Fess up, who exactly are you?"
"Stop!"
Fang Zhiruo was restrained by Luo Chao, unable to move, and his rogue-like behavior had completely overwheld her, causing her to cry out.
"Stop? My hands aren't moving!"
"I an, let your hands..."
Fang Zhiruo stopped mid-sentence, finding it difficult to say the word aloud.
"Heh heh, stop what?"
Luo Chao revealed a wicked smile. This was all intentional, part of his self-created interrogation thod.
Commonly known as the friction interrogation thod...
"Luo Chao, what are you doing?!" Suddenly, Lin Yun's voice ca from the stairs, evidently awakened by Fang Zhiruo's earlier shouts, and she was coming downstairs.
Upon hearing Lin Yun's steps, Luo Chao quickly released Fang Zhiruo.
Seeing Luo Chao finally let go, Fang Zhiruo pretended to run.
Luo Chao naturally didn't want her to escape, so he reached for the tactical backpack slung over her shoulder.
But just as he grabbed the backpack, Fang Zhiruo surprisingly pulled her hands back and swiftly slipped out from the backpack's straps.
As they separated, Fang Zhiruo dashed into the kitchen, grabbed two raw eggs from the stove and hurled them at the pursuing Luo Chao.
Smash! Smash!
One egg was caught in mid-air by Luo Chao and crushed, while the other splattered onto his pants.
Taking advantage of this mont, Fang Zhiruo flew out the kitchen's back window.
Just as Luo Chao was about to chase after her, there was a "click" sound as Lin Yun turned on the living room's bright lights.
"Ah—" Lin Yun rubbed her eyes and yawned, "Luo Chao, what are you doing in the middle of the night? You woke up."
"Haha, not much, just had a fight with a woman." Luo Chao chuckled awkwardly.
"A woman? A fight?" Lin Yun was puzzled by Luo Chao's words.
Then, in the bright light of the living room, she noticed the little tent propped up in Luo Chao's crotch.
Connecting it with the earlier shouts that woke her up...
"Luo Chao, you pervert, I don't know what habits you have in the army, but I won't allow you to watch Japanese films or masturbate in my ho!"
Lin Yun covered her mouth, looking at Luo Chao with eyes full of disgust, as if he had beco the most repulsive thing in the world.
Under Lin Yun's disgusted glare, Luo Chao's tent deflated instantly.
"It's a misunderstanding, I wasn't masturbating! This is just a normal physiological response, and these are just egg whites! Sll them if you don't believe !"
Luo Chao showed an innocent expression, reaching towards Lin Yun.
"Ah—stay away, pervert! You're calling your own fluids egg whites and want to sll them, you're a super pervert!"
Lin Yun scread, ran upstairs, and locked her door.
"Damn it, this is such a huge misunderstanding! That woman really screwed over!"
Luo Chao walked to the kitchen, washed his hands helplessly, changed his clothes, and then turned his attention to the tactical backpack he had snatched from Fang Zhiruo.
Luo Chao opened the backpack and was imdiately greeted by a sky-blue female police uniform.
Taking out the uniform, Luo Chao dug around in its pocket and soon found a police ID.
Opening the ID, it had Fang Zhiruo's photo, na, age, badge number, and other information on it.
Using his experience, Luo Chao judged that this police ID was genuine.
"Hmm? Strange, so she really was a cop, but what was a cop doing sneaking into our villa in the middle of the night?"
Luo Chao couldn't figure it out, and eventually gave up, locked all the doors and windows, and lay down on the sofa to sleep soundly.
...
The next morning, after eating the breakfast Luo Chao cooked, the two of them prepared to go to work at the company.
However, Lin Yun's Ferrari had been completely destroyed in an explosion last night, so they had no choice but to take a taxi to work.
The taxi drove smoothly down the road, but as it approached an intersection.
A car resembling a Passat suddenly changed lanes across the line without signaling.
The taxi driver couldn't react in ti, and the taxi accidentally scraped the backside of the "Passat."
"Damn, what shitty luck first thing in the morning!"
A fat man with a thick gold chain around his neck and wearing sunglasses stepped out of the "Passat," cursing.
The taxi driver apologized to Luo Chao and Lin Yun and opened the car door to get out.
"You damn idiot driving a crappy taxi, can you even drive? Scraping my backside first thing in the morning!"
The fat man, swearing, roughly pushed the taxi driver.
The fat man's na was Li Dabao, a coal mine owner who made his fortune digging coal.
This ti, he ca to Huahai City looking for his mistress, and he drove recklessly all over Huahai City's roads by assuming he had an out-of-town license plate.
The taxi driver was a skinny young man, and when Li Dabao pushed him so hard, he fell to the ground.
"Who are you to act so tough? You're just driving a Passat, but you broke the rules first by changing lanes!"
The taxi driver slowly stood up, brushing the dirt off his pants, knowing he couldn't provoke Li Dabao but attempting to get his point across verbally.
"Bullshit, you rear-ended and say I broke the law?!"
"Pay up! This isn't a Passat, it's a 1.88 million Yuan Volkswagen Phaeton! Even a scuff costs at least ten thousand!"
"Damn it, you rear-ended !" Li Dabao cursed, kicking the taxi door hard, causing the car body to shake.
"Luo Chao, get out and see what's going on," Lin Yun instructed from the taxi.
Luo Chao nodded, opened the door, and got out.
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