"I like eating bananas, not licking them. You're disgusting," Tang Yun said, both annoyed and amused.
Who's really disgusting here? Who's the one flirting? Luo Chao rolled his eyes and said, "Forget it, I'm here for business, don't have ti to ss around with you. You'll be able to move in a minute. I'm leaving."
Business here? Tang Yun felt a shock in her heart; she ca here for business too. Her fragrant shoulders trembled twice as she loudly declared, "The king covers the tiger!"
However, as soon as she said that, Tang Yun's pretty face turned red. What on earth is she saying?
"The pagoda subdues the river demon," Luo Chao promptly responded with the next line, but then he was dumbfounded. He turned around, staring blankly at Tang Yun and said, "No way, it can't be this coincidental, are you that old man's granddaughter?"
"What old man, that's my grandpa!" Tang Yun said angrily, her face even more flushed with embarrassnt. Damn grandpa, how did you find him for my blind date?
You see, Tang Yun is 26 this year, considered a leftover woman. How can her family not be worried? The most anxious one is her grandpa, who is always concerned about her lifelong happiness. He's arranged 100 blind dates for her, if not 99.
The old man seems like a serious and proper person, yet he's so good at causing trouble. Hearing this secret code made Luo Chao break out in a cold sweat.
Luo Chao was really impressed, the old man's granddaughter being Tang Yun is like sothing out of a movie; the coincidence is too strong. Right now, Luo Chao feels like the old man might have specifically co to find him and told his master sothing important.
"Did you say sothing about to your grandpa?" Luo Chao asked Tang Yun.
Tang Yun was startled for a mont and then said, "I just told my grandpa you're very skilled, but I can't figure out what kind of martial arts you use. It seems to be about speed and power, and you seem to know the opponent's moves in advance."
When Tang Yun tried to take on Luo Chao at the long-distance bus station, Luo Chao imdiately perceived she was using Hong Fist. His reaction was so quick, and her punches couldn't even touch him. It was as if he could see through her every move. Plus, in the underground ring, Luo Chao defeated the joint attack of three experts with invincible might. Too strong!
So Tang Yun asked her grandpa how Luo Chao beca so powerful and what martial arts he practiced.
Defeating without moves is also the profound technique of "only the fast is unbreakable" in martial arts, but Tang Yun didn't understand, and Grandpa Tang didn't want to explain it to her directly, but at that ti, Grandpa's expression seed very excited—
"Cough cough," a hoarse voice ca along with a few coughs. Luo Chao and Tang Yun simultaneously looked over and saw Grandpa Tang walking over slowly with his cane.
This old man has definitely been here for a while. Also—Luo Chao looked at the binoculars in the old man's hand and felt utterly annoyed. You sneaky old fox, you completely set up.
However, thinking about how he just smacked Tang Yun's butt, Luo Chao's face imdiately blushed. Damn it, this old man must have seen it all when I smacked his granddaughter's butt, the shaless old man!
"Grandpa!" Right now Tang Yun wished she could find a hole to crawl into. Grandpa even had a pair of binoculars. Boohoo, he must have seen her big butt getting smacked. Ah, I don't want to live anymore; I'll just find a piece of tofu to bash my head into.
Grandpa Tang feigned coughing again: "Luo Chao, I asked you to co to date my granddaughter, not to spank her."
"Cough cough—" Grandpa Tang's face turned a bit red, a little awkward, while Tang Yun closed her eyes, truly wanting to die. How could I have such a grandpa!
Luo Chao rolled his eyes, wishing he could just pretend to faint.
However, can Luo Chao just faint at will? He could only choose to face the reality: "Old man, I was just carried away, carried away by the mont, my bad for being too impulsive, really sorry."
"'Sorry' and that's it?" Grandpa Tang snorted and said.
Luo Chao shook his head: "Then what do you want to do?"
"Marry my granddaughter!" Grandpa Tang said with a straight face.
"What did you say!" Luo Chao exclaid, feeling like his brain had been struck by lightning, not lightly at that. This has to be a joke. How long have he and Tang Yun known each other? They're practically strangers. And now the old man wants him to marry her. What's more, he already has enough trouble, and now another one—doesn't anyone want to let live?
Ning Wanxi's nominal husband, Zhang Yufei's temporary boyfriend, Li Ruotong's love interest, Shen Birong's infatuation, plus Lanya and Hao Keren, Luo Chao is already a ss. Adding Tang Yun to that, life really will be unmanageable.
At this mont, Tang Yun moved slightly and found she could move. Her pretty face was hot, and she quickly tugged on her grandpa's clothes: "Grandpa, I don't want to marry him; stop playing matchmaker."
"Your mom and dad died early and entrusted you to . You're 26 now and haven't even dated a boyfriend. Aren't you ashad? From now on, don't worry about your future; I'm in charge of your marriage," Grandpa Tang said with a very serious look, his eyebrow exuding aura.
However, Tang Yun seed to fear her grandpa a bit, and seeing his unsmiling deanor, she didn't dare say another word.
Luo Chao chuckled bitterly: "Old man, I'm already married, you know."
Grandpa Tang waved his hand: "What era is it now; having multiple wives is normal."
"Pfft!" Luo Chao nearly spat blood and Tang Yun was equally stunned. Grandpa Tang, with a red face, coughed once more. His old ways again—a senior with quite the muddle.
Grandpa Tang then said, "What I an is, when a person is outstanding, beyond ordinary, having multiple wives is actually quite normal."
"My head hurts, I'm leaving," Luo Chao said, rubbing his temple.
"Don't you want to know about your master?" Grandpa Tang said loudly, making Luo Chao stop in his tracks. He quickly turned around and said, "I really want to know!"
The master is practically like a parent to him, so naturally, Luo Chao wants to know everything about Mo Yuntao, including how his leg got injured.
Grandpa Tang straightforwardly said, "Then marry my granddaughter."
"Didn't we agree that I would know whether the date was successful or not?" Luo Chao said with a bit of anger in his heart.
Grandpa Tang snorted: "But you spanked my granddaughter's butt." And at this mont, a cunning smile flickered at the corner of his eye.
"——"
Once again, trouble because of the butt! Luo Chao could hardly stop himself from wanting to chop off his own hands, never learning from mistakes.
ps: After finishing this chapter, it's 2 AM again. Every day after work, I rush ho to write. Next morning, I have to get up early. I'm truly exhausted—not complaining about the hard work, but worrying that rushing might affect the quality of the novel. So, if there's any part not well-written, I hope readers will understand!
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