Zeruel turned to with a puzzled expression, her eyes searching mine as if silently asking, What the hell is going on with her?
I simply shrugged back at her.
To be honest, I had no clue why Isiliraiellyn had suddenly burst into this level of theatrical nonsense.
But then... I guessed it clicked to suddenly.
Right. I suddenly rembered what she was referring to.
"So you’ve finished studying the video I sent you?" I asked flatly, bracing myself for the weirdness that would surely follow.
"Yes!" she shouted, striking yet another bizarre pose, this ti dramatically lifting her leg like she was mid-dance. "I’ve studied it down to its very core, like peeling it back layer by layer, and even diving into adjacent materials related to it! And after endless hours, I’ve finally completed my analysis!"
She bead with pride, her entire body practically vibrating with excitent.
"You’ll love how seriously I took it, Partner! I didn’t just skim it! I dissected it. Studied it. And devoured every detail!"
I blinked. I honestly didn’t understand this woman sotis. Actually, I didn’t think anyone could understand her.
Who in their right mind takes this much ti to analyze a fucking porn video?
But of course, she wasn’t done.
"I even filled a couple notebooks with notes!" she said brightly, swinging out two thick volus that looked like full journals. "I think I’ve mastered the fundantals now!"
She waved them in front of my face with pride. Reluctantly, I took one and flipped it open.
And instantly, I slamd it shut.
What the fuck did I just see?
That content wasn’t just lewd—it was explicitly diagramd. What the hell did she write in here? A guidebook? An erotic thesis? A visual novel scenario? It was like walking into an adult anatomy class taught by a perverted literature major.
Nope. Definitely not sothing that should be opened in public.
"What? Are you impressed?" she grinned smugly. "You should be! I put more effort into this than I’ve ever given to my real studies!"
That part, I believed. She was also one of the lowest-ranked students in the Bronze Class. And yet here she was, creating an adult content dissertation. This girl was fucking insane.
"Um, Leon... I’m really confused here," Zeruel said cautiously, watching us with a mix of concern and curiosity. "Is she... your girlfriend too?"
Isiliraiellyn snapped her head toward Zeruel and glared.
"How dare you lump in with sothing so mundane?!" she barked. " and Leon... our bond runs deeper than mortal comprehension!"
She flared her cape—or whatever cloth she had draped over her shoulder—and raised her chin with the grace of a delusional queen.
"We go back... way back. And when I an way back, I really ant way way wayyyyy back! Beyond the stars themselves. Before the universe had shape. Before ti took its first breath. We drifted together in the primordial void, eternally entwined."
She placed a hand over her heart, her voice dropping into sothing dramatic and theatrical, like she was reciting a myth from an ancient to.
"And then, we were born. Mortal forms. First breaths. And we t again, drawn to each other by fate’s golden thread. And we beca one once more."
Oh no.
She was spiraling.
She was about to launch into one of her full-blown chuuni speeches again. And she really didn’t hold back this ti.
"And of course, as all mortal stories end—we died. But then we were reborn. And died again. And reborn once more. And died again. And reborn once more. And died again. And reborn once more. Over and over and over, we lived through countless lives. Different nas. Different faces. But never once did we fail to find each other. It was destiny. Eternal reincarnation."
She extended both arms like she was conjuring a divine mory, staring skyward with sparkling eyes.
"There was a ti I was a humble commoner, and he... he was a noble lady. Forbidden love. We fled the chains of society. Another ti, I was a servant shackled by my cruel stepmother—and he was a prince. He searched for with only the shoe I left behind. And in yet another life... we were born into rival families, lovers dood from the start. We died... together. Tragic. Beautiful."
I swear, she just recited every cliché fairy tale and romance story in existence that was created by Gabrielle from the fairy tale I told her from Earth.
"And now... here we are, in this life. I only just recently recovered the mories of our past selves. But I rember it all now." Her expression turned hopeful. "And now... I am ready to embrace him once again."
Zeruel just stared at her, completely speechless. Then she turned to with a raised eyebrow, clearly waiting for a more rational explanation.
"S-So... is she your girlfriend or not?" she repeated, slower this ti.
"Well..." I scratched the back of my head. "Let’s just go with what she wants to call —’Partner.’ I guess that makes her partner... sort of."
Zeruel looked between us again, processing that information. She gave a small shrug a mont later, maybe deciding she didn’t have the energy to care.
"Now then, Leon!" Isiliraiellyn suddenly shouted with renewed vigor, eyes gleaming. "Let’s go sowhere private—just the two of us—and do it!"
Then she yelled it.
"Sex!"
I flinched hard.
She shouted that so damn loud, I knew soone nearby had heard it.
"Ah, um..." Zeruel looked away quickly, her face pinking with embarrassnt. "I-I think I should go now."
She stood up, clearly preparing to escape this nonsense. But before she could even take a step—
"Wait, you—witted woman who is always serious with lectures!" Isiliraiellyn called out, obviously not rembering Zeruel’s na and just going with whatever popped into her head.
Zeruel paused, glancing back warily.
"We can’t exactly proceed with just the two of us!" Isiliraiellyn exclaid. "There were two people in the video I studied from! So how can I fully practice what I learned without the right number?!"
She placed a hand over her chest, as if this was a noble request.
"And since I have no one else to ask, and you’re conveniently here—join us!"
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