Author: Filthy MACHINE TRANSLATION
“Little Tuan Zi? ! ” Tang Yuan’s eyes lit up, just like the little babies in Xiao Tian’s family, every one of them was so cute.
“Can we have Tuan Zi? ”
“We have to try to find out. Although the reproduction of the monarch Gu is very difficult, we can give birth after a few more tries. ”
“A few more tries? ” Tang Yuan was a little puzzled, “how do we try? ”
“…”Tang Wan was a little hesitant. The reproduction of the monarch Gu was similar to humans, men and women slept together.
But with Tang Yuan, it had not thought about how to tell it that.
“Tang Wan, don’t you know how to do that? ”
“I do. ”
“Then teach me. I want a group of small dumplings to play with me. ”
“Do you really want me to teach you? ”
“Yes, yes, yes, yes. ”
“…”
Was this dumpling really stupid or was it pretending to be stupid?
Tang Wan’s little paw poked at its little belly and looked up at it. “How do you feel like this? ”
Tang Yuan looked at him blankly. “Why are you poking at my belly? ”
“Do you feel anything? ”
“Yes, I feel like beating you up. ”
“…”
Tang Wan really did not know how to trick a worm. Looking at him like this, he felt a little helpless. How could he trick a worm.
“Tang Wan, do you not know how? I’ll call Lord Jue and ask him. Lord Jue will definitely know… ”
“Wait. ” Tang Wan quickly snatched his phone away. “Why are you asking Lord Jue? The two of US can study it ourselves. Lord Jue is a human and we are the imperial Voodoo. She doesn’t know about our bodies. ”
“Oh, then… ” Tang Wan stretched out its chubby little paws and poked Tang Wan’s stomach. “Then do you feel anything? ”
“It’s not like I’m giving birth to a ball. Why would I feel anything? ”
“But can we give birth to a ball just by looking at it and kissing it? ”
Tang Wan brushed away its fur and rubbed its stomach. It was a little surprised. “Tang Wan, Tang Wan, do you think I’m going to give birth to a baby? ”
“…”could it beat Tang Wan into a fat ball?
“I’m going to tell Lord Jue that I’m going to give birth to a baby. Tell her to e back quickly. ”
“WAIT! ” Tang Wan quickly stopped it. “Are you really stupid or are you pretending to be stupid? ”
“Lord Tang Yuan is the smartest person in the world. ”
“We haven’t been vaccinated yet. How do you have a baby? ”
“Don’t you get one with just a kiss? You said that our imperial Voodoo is different from humans. That’s why you kissed me just now, which means… MMM MMM MMM MMM… ”
Tang Wan quickly bit its small mouth that was chattering non-stop. This ball was really too stupid.
“MMM MMM MMM… ” Tang Wan quickly pushed it away. “Tang Wan! I just want to have a baby to play with. Don’t kiss me so many times, you’ll have a lot of babies… MMM MMM MMM… ”
… …
That night, Tang yuan sat on the roof and sighed.
Tang Wan had bullied him today, and Tang Wan was very bad. He didn’t let him rest at all.
“Sigh… ” Tang Wan sighed. He didn’t know what Tang Wan was doing.
“Do you have a baby in your belly? ” Tang Wan looked at his small belly and finally sighed. It was a bit awkward because he seemed to be very hungry.
“Tang Wan, I’m hungry… ”
He lay on the roof and called out in boredom.
“Here you go. ”
A voice came from behind. Tang Wan placed a pig’s trotter beside it. “I just asked Big Brother Qi an to buy it. ”
“Wa �� ! ” Tang Yuan’s big eyes were wide open as he pounced on the pig’s trotter and started chewing.
Halfway through, he pounced on Tang Wan and kissed it with his greasy little mouth. “Tang Wan, you’re such a bad guy. You’re so nice. ”
Tang Wan pushed it away in disgust. “hurry up and eat. ”
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