The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human? Chapter 637 - 464 Liu Zheng: My Knife Skills Are Truly Unden
"That’s enough, that’s enough."
The cashier counted the quantity and said repeatedly.
It was actually quite easy to count since Liu Zheng gave large denominations of a hundred yuan each, instead of the smaller denominations he usually splurged with.
"Here is your mbership card and instruction manual."
The store manager bowed respectfully, then handed over a black tal card and a palm-sized booklet.
A flaming pineapple design was plated in gold on the tal card, with a string of numbers below the pattern.
"Can the mbership card be used by others?"
He asked.
"Yes, it can. But the card can be used by no more than three people, otherwise it will be forcibly canceled."
The store manager said.
"Alright."
Liu Zheng casually tucked the mbership card and instruction manual into his pocket.
Anyway, he’d hand them over to Niu Ma later, so there was no need to read the instructions.
"Do you need us to deliver the goods to your door?"
The store manager asked.
"Can you deliver anywhere?"
"As long as it’s within the city, it’s basically possible. Of course, we definitely can’t deliver to places like the Bloody Restaurant."
The store manager glanced at his uniform and said.
"What about the neighborhood across the street?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"Of course, we can, we have a partnership with Worker New City’s property managent."
The store manager said implicitly.
"Could you take inside?"
"This..."
The store manager was a bit hesitant.
He knew Liu Zheng was a delivery guy for the Bloody Restaurant, so naturally, he knew what his intention was.
"A hundred Angel Fruits don’t seem enough to eat. Maybe I’ll have to co buy another batch in a few days, sigh, such a hassle."
Liu Zheng sighed.
"Not a hassle at all, for esteed custors like you, not only can we deliver to your door, but you can also order by phone."
The store manager quickly said.
"Can it be delivered this ti?"
"Of course, putting the custor first is our service tenet."
The store manager said seriously.
"Professional."
He gave a thumbs up.
"By the way, one more thing. Co out!"
The store manager shouted sharply.
The Durian-head ca out from the back room with his face ashen.
"He just offended an esteed guest, according to store rules we must heavily punish him. I suggest that you, the custor, do it personally."
The store manager presented a fruit knife with both hands.
The fruit knife appeared plain and unremarkable; even the handle was plastic, and there were traces of fruit juice not wiped clean on the blade.
But Liu Zheng sensed an unusual danger, the cold gleam on the edge stung his eyes painfully.
He blinked, and unexpectedly shed two tears of blood.
"I forgot to remind you, don’t stare at this knife too long, or your eyes could be hurt."
The store manager said upon seeing it.
"Isn’t it a bit late to say that now?"
Liu Zheng responded speechlessly.
"It’s my fault, I’ll give you a fruit platter for free later."
The store manager said.
"Okay, I’ll forgive you this ti. What kind of knife is this?"
He asked.
"This is the prized treasure of our ’Busy Hours’ Fruit Company."
The store manager replied.
"... a replica."
After a pause, he added.
"With your dramatic pause, I thought everyone in your company had one."
Liu Zheng said, squinting slightly.
"Haha, sorry, it’s just a speaking habit of mine. Please proceed."
The store manager handed him the handle, pointing the tip toward himself.
"How do I punish?"
Liu Zheng grasped the handle, feeling an urge to slice sothing.
"Cut off a piece of his ’flesh,’ but no more than this."
The store manager held up a pinky finger.
"Any part is fine?"
"Any part is fine."
The store manager nodded.
"You don’t an to cut that ’flesh,’ do you?"
He suddenly realized.
"Yes."
"Whoa, your punishnt is indeed harsh."
Liu Zheng remarked, clicking his tongue.
This level of punishnt almost matched the Bloody Restaurant.
"This is a privilege only for mbers who strongly support our company’s business."
The store manager emphasized.
"Understood."
That ant you had to be a mber first, and then have high consumption; he must have just t the criteria.
"Alternatively, you could choose to forgive him."
The store manager said.
"That seems quite unnecessary now."
A flash of silver, Liu Zheng raised his hand, and a thin slice of flesh adhered to the tip of the fruit knife.
"My knife skills really are impeccable."
He said with satisfaction.
"Ah!"
Durian Head clutched his hand and howled in pain.
Although it was just a thin slice of flesh, the agony of being cut "at" was far beyond what the quantity could asure.
"Didn’t cut too deep, right?"
Liu Zheng didn’t even glance at him and handed the fruit knife to the store manager.
"No, not at all, just right."
The store manager wiped off cold sweat and said.
He hadn’t expected Liu Zheng to act so decisively.
"In the future, when you see this uniform, be smarter. This ti I just sliced ’at’, but if it were my boss, your shop wouldn’t survive. Got it?"
Liu Zheng tapped Durian Head’s head with the back of the knife and said.
"Got it."
Durian Head said through gritted teeth.
"Good. Let’s go, make the delivery."
He put away the "at" and returned the fruit knife to the store manager.
"Alrighty. Hey, you, go start the car."
The store manager put away the fruit knife and instructed a staff mber.
Very quickly, the staff loaded the goods onto the vehicle, drove a similar pickup truck, and brought Liu Zheng to the entrance of Worker New City Community.
"Hold up."
The access barrier lifted quickly, but the security guard from the security booth ca out and stopped them.
"Isn’t he an employee from your store?"
The security guard pointed to Liu Zheng in the passenger seat and said.
"This gentleman is our mber and a major client."
The staff mber replied.
"What does that have to do with ? He’s not a resident here; he can’t enter."
The security guard said firmly.
"This..."
The staff mber hadn’t encountered such a situation before and didn’t know how to respond.
But Liu Zheng soon told him.
A hundred-yuan bill was placed on the steering wheel.
"The agreent we signed with you didn’t state that only residents of this community could receive door-to-door delivery."
The staff mber quickly said.
"This... Did the agreent say that?"
The security guard was unsure.
"Definitely not. If you don’t believe , you can check now, but if there’s really nothing, I’ll be filing a complaint against you."
The staff threatened.
"What if there is?"
The security guard said sowhat defiantly.
Another hundred-yuan bill was placed on the steering wheel.
"If there is, I’ll chop off my tangerine head for you."
The staff mber said emphatically.
"Who wants your tangerine head, as if I couldn’t afford one."
The security guard muttered, then reluctantly stepped aside to let them pass.
"Not bad, young man, you’ve got potential."
The pickup truck drove into the community, and Liu Zheng patted the tangerine-headed staff mber on the shoulder.
"Thank you for the complint, and about this..."
The staff mber’s gaze fell on the two green bills on the steering wheel.
"Weren’t these placed here yourself?"
He said with a smile.
"Ah, yes, yes. Haha, I had completely forgotten."
The staff mber laughed awkwardly and put away the bills.
Soon, the pickup truck drove to building 6.
"Alright, you can go back, just leave the trolley with ."
Liu Zheng said.
"Okay, I’ll help you load them."
The staff mber helped him pile the fruits onto the trolley and drove off.
It was just a trolley, delivering it wouldn’t hurt.
After the pickup truck drove away, Liu Zheng pushed the trolley straight past building 6 and headed for building 8.
Buildings 8 and 6 were not close to each other, separated by a full six buildings; this community’s layout was indeed sowhat bizarre.
He took the elevator to the 4th floor and then arrived at the door of room 404.
"Ding-dong~"
Liu Zheng rang the doorbell.
"Who is it?"
A gentle female voice sounded from inside the room.
"I’m the person who is delivering your Heaven Island Double Vacation Voucher."
He said softly, then waited quietly.
A mont later, the door opened.
A female Niu Ma wearing gray loungewear and a shower cap stood inside the door.
"Oh dear, you ca, why bring anything?"
Female Niu Ma saw the fruit piled into a small mountain and complained in a low voice.
"It’s only proper; it’s my first visit, and coming empty-handed would be quite impolite."
Liu Zheng smiled and said.
"As expected of a human, so courteous. Co in quickly."
Female Niu Ma greeted.
"Alright."
He was about to push the trolley inside but was stopped by the female Niu Ma.
"How can I let a guest do such heavy work? Let handle it."
After speaking, it hooked gently with its hoof tip, and the trolley was pulled into the room.
"..."
Liu Zheng silently gave a thumbs-up.
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