The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human? Chapter 869 - 581: The Power of Three Turds

"Do we really have to do it like this?"

Liu Zheng looked at the thing in Doctor Nile’s hand, his mouth twitching.

In terms of shape, it actually looks more like an ice cream cone without the cone.

But with that yellow-brown color and the deep, subtle stench it exudes...

Alright, it’s basically a pile of poop.

"Weren’t those two crystals green and blue? How did they end up this color?"

He couldn’t help but ask.

"I’m the pharmacist. Once it’s in my hands, I can make it whatever color I want. If I wanted, I could even make a kaleidoscopic black. If you don’t believe , I can reforge it for you right now."

Doctor Nile said proudly.

"I believe you, I believe you, it’s fine just like this."

Liu Zheng hurriedly took the poop.

Frankly, although it looks like a splat, the actual texture is closer to that of a bead, and the scarab that dragged it out really went through a lot.

"Na: Power of Three Poops (One-Ti Use)"

"Type: Item"

"Quality: Perfect"

"Effect: Creates a large poisonous fog after use, all targets within the range having excretion capabilities will be attacked by resentnt."

"Note: It must be special resentful poop that can poison an entire family along the way~"

"Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"Power of Three Poops..."

Liu Zheng wanted to make a comnt but held back.

Normally, Doctor Nile is the most normal and reliable person he knows.

But every ti it involves his expertise, Doctor Nile becos the hardest for him to handle.

"Doctor, do you know anything about Ethereal Alley?"

Liu Zheng chose to change the subject.

"I’ve heard of it, never been. Why, you delivering takeout there?"

"That’s right."

He nodded.

"Then I’ll go with you. That place isn’t just about brute force."

Doctor Nile volunteered.

"Thanks, Doctor, but I’ve already found soone to go with . I’ll need your help with the Ten Thousand Great Mountains later, so for now, you should rest up."

Liu Zheng said with a smile.

You can’t just exploit one person continuously. Doctor Nile’s ho has fools and patients; forcing him to be an enforcer all the ti wouldn’t be fair.

"Alright. Rember, once you’re in, don’t eat, drink, or touch anything."

Doctor Nile warned.

"Got it. See you, Doc."

Upon leaving the clinic, Liu Zheng’s expression changed as he noticed the Sphinx pretending to sleep.

"Xiao An."

He called out in a high-pitched voice.

"Human, what did you just call ?"

Sure enough, the Sphinx opened its eyes, glaring at him.

"The great Lord Androsphinx."

Liu Zheng imdiately corrected himself.

"Hmph, call wrong again, and your tongue won’t be yours anymore."

The Sphinx threatened.

"If Lord An likes it, I can give you a tongue."

He said generously.

It’s just a tongue, it can regrow after being cut off.

"Who wants your tongue, that’s disgusting."

The Sphinx said disdainfully.

"And you never know who doesn’t brush their teeth, the tongue coating’s thicker than plaster."

Liu Zheng thought to himself.

"Lord An, I’m going to deliver takeout to a place filled with wizards, can you help ?"

He put on a pitiful look.

"No."

The Sphinx replied without hesitation.

"Don’t think you can drag into trouble again, damn human!"

It swayed its big butt and disappeared into the clinic.

"Fine, don’t help. Why hide from ? I’m not here to collect debts."

Liu Zheng rolled his eyes.

"Let’s go to dical Bee’s Big Pharmacy."

He told the driver after getting on the carriage.

Upon arrival, Liu Zheng directly knocked on the wood plaque of dical Bee’s Big Pharmacy.

"Who?"

The deep voice of dical Bee echoed from inside.

"It’s ."

He replied loudly.

"What are you here for again? Used up the last batch so quickly?"

dical Bee asked in confusion.

Though its ’Di Yega’ concoction wasn’t that potent, the amount wasn’t one to finish in just two days.

"Two things. First, give back my dicine jar."

Liu Zheng said.

"That’s just an ordinary dicine jar, why do you want it?"

"Even if it’s a pile of poop, it’s no reason for you to take it without saying a word."

He retorted.

"I can pay for it."

dical Bee offered.

"I could sell it, but first, you must return it to . It’s a matter of principle."

Liu Zheng insisted.

"Never seen such a stubborn human before."

dical Bee grumbled.

The door opened, and the dicine jar rolled out through the crack.

"Great, now you can na your price."

He said, picking up the jar.

"Ten thousand."

dical Bee quoted.

Liu Zheng shook his head.

"It’s truly just a common dicine jar, maybe with so collectible value. You could ask around elsewhere; ten thousand is pretty high. I could possibly add another five thousand at most."

dical Bee said through gritted teeth.

"My point is, your offer is too high; a hundred bucks would suffice."

He said.

"Hmm? Human, what sche are you plotting?"

dical Bee asked suspiciously.

"No sche. Whether it’s ten thousand or a hundred, neither amount is important to , but your respect is."

Liu Zheng said calmly.

"A hundred bucks and an apology, and the jar is yours."

"And if I don’t apologize?"

dical Bee asked.

"Since you’ve returned it to , we can drop it here, but I assure you, you won’t want to know what you’re missing."

He said.

"..."

dical Bee fell into silence.

"Ti’s up, goodbye."

Liu Zheng checked his phone and waved goodbye.