The world has turned into Hell's Game, why should I stay human? Chapter 920 606: The Road-Blocking Robbery Panda (Part 2)
"Stop the car!"
Just as the path leading up the mountain was starting to erge, a shout exploded in the air, like a clap of thunder.
"I knew sothing was going to happen."
Liu Zheng remained calm and drew his rusty knife.
The other three also prepared for battle.
As for Niu Daji, well, it just stayed lying down obediently.
However, after Lao Si braked, the person shouting didn't appear, and there was no movent around. It was as if what they heard was just a hallucination.
"Doctor?"
Liu Zheng nodded towards Doctor Nile.
Doctor Nile understood and got out of the car with him.
"Don't move! I already told you to stop the car!"
A booming voice ca again from the sky.
"Uh, yeah, we're walking, not driving."
Liu Zheng argued.
"Uh... walking also doesn't work. In short, you can't move!"
The voice hesitated for a mont and then angrily shouted.
"Fine, but you should at least show up and tell us what's going on, right? Otherwise, it's just wasting both your ti and ours."
"Alright. Give five more minutes, no, ten minutes."
The voice seed to accept the logic and replied.
"Okay, I'm starting the tir now."
Liu Zheng took out his phone and started the tir.
"Brother Bai San, does this voice sound familiar to you?"
He asked Bai San at the sa ti.
"Never heard it before."
Bai San shook his head.
"Well, that's a problem."
Liu Zheng sighed.
Ti ticked by, and ten minutes quickly passed.
"Here I co!"
The voice rang out again.
Then, a black dot in the sky grew larger and flew over.
"Boom!"
A giant creature landed with a thud.
"Wow, such a big one!"
He exclaid as he looked at the black and white giant in front of him.
"A panda, huh."
"Panda? What's a panda?"
The black and white giant got up, scratched its backside, and asked in confusion.
"You are,"
Liu Zheng said matter-of-factly.
The giant beast before them had black-and-white fur, black bird-like eye circles, short and round limbs – it was undoubtedly a standard giant panda.
Moreover, it had scallop-like ears, a smoothly rounded head, a hamster-like face, and charming smiley lips. Even among pandas, it was a top-notch looker, much like the real-life panda "cutie" representative, Fei Yun.
"A bear is a bear, a cat is a cat. What's this panda business? I'm not so mixed breed,"
The black and white giant did not approve of this na.
"Okay, then how should I address you? Mr. Black and White Bear?"
Liu Zheng replied smoothly.
"What black and white bear, it sounds awful. I'm a 'Iron Eater,'"
The black and white giant said disdainfully.
"Iron Eater? Oh, I think there's a na like that."
He recalled hearing that pandas were once called Iron Eaters in ancient tis and were supposedly the mounts of Chi You, though he hadn't seen the original texts.
"So, do you actually eat iron?"
He asked curiously.
"I don't eat that stuff, though sotis I gnaw on it to exercise my teeth,"
The black and white giant replied.
"Well, since you don't eat iron, calling you an Iron Eater doesn't exactly fit. You ought to be called a panda, combining the strength of a bear with the agility of a cat."
Liu Zheng said as he eyed its body, which was bigger than an armored car.
"And since you're so robust, we should add a 'giant' in there, making you a 'giant panda.' Doesn't that sound much better than Iron Eater?"
"You make a good point. Alright, from now on, call Giant Panda,"
The black and white giant thought it over for a mont and said cheerfully.
"Not you called Giant Panda, but your kind is called Giant Panda,"
Liu Zheng clarified.
"I've never seen another creature like ,"
The Giant Panda shook its head.
"No way. You've seen your mom, right?"
He knew after mating, a male panda would leave or be chased away by the female.
But this Giant Panda, even if it hadn't seen its father, must have seen its mother.
"Never seen her,"
The Giant Panda shook its head again.
"Then how did you survive to beco this big?"
"I was found by my master. My master is a human. Oh, not like you, he's fully human, no tentacles or hooves,"
The Giant Panda emphasized.
"Thanks for reminding I'm not human,"
Liu Zheng grumbled.
"At first, I didn't even know what I was. Later, my master taught ditation Technique. Through ditation, I gained so Bloodline mories and learned what I actually was,"
The Giant Panda continued.
"Didn't you try looking for others like you?"
"I did. After my master died, I went down the mountain to look for others like . I've been searching for years, but haven't found any. I got tired and decided to take a mountain and be a Demon King for a while,"
The Giant Panda explained.
"So you're the Demon King of Qingzhu Mountain. Didn't the Bai Family pay you protection fees? Why are you blocking us then? Isn't there any code of honor?"
He frowned.
"What Bai Family? When did they ever pay protection fees?"
The Giant Panda was first confused, then understood.
"Oh, I know what you're talking about. You an the Horse Bear Spirit, right? I already got rid of it."
"Then you must have taken over its assets too, right? So the previous protection fees were essentially paid to you."
Liu Zheng hesitated for a mont but quickly ca up with a response.
"Nonsense assets!"
His ntion ignited the Giant Panda's anger instead.
"That Horse Bear Spirit not only had no money but also owed a large gambling debt to Demon Kings of nearby mountains. As soon as I got rid of it, those Demon Kings ca knocking for debts."
"I told them that its debts had nothing to do with , but the Demon Kings said that's fine if I don't pay off the debts, but this mountain should be taken as collateral."
"The mountain itself doesn't matter much, but I can't bear to lose all these green bamboos, so I had to co out and make so money,"
The Giant Panda cursed.
"Damned Horse Bear Spirit, if I had known, I'd have cooked it alive and eaten it."
"So you're here to rob us?"
Liu Zheng honed in on the key point.
"Yes. In consideration of you giving my species a nice na, hand over fifty thousand, and I'll let you go. If you don't have that much, then leave the car,"
The Giant Panda gave the armored car a once-over and said.
Though it didn't know the price of vehicles, it could tell it was sothing valuable.
"Oh, and leave the cow too. It's fat enough to feed for days,"
The Giant Panda eyed Niu Daji in the car and licked its nose.
"That's not going to work, it's my only sidekick. If you eat him, whom would I use?"
Liu Zheng shook his head in refusal.
"Fine, then add another ten thousand to buy its life,"
The Giant Panda said regretfully.
"Deal,"
He readily counted out one hundred ten thousand.
Watching the stacks of hundred-yuan notes on the ground, the Giant Panda's eyes widened.
"Wow, you're really wealthy."
"Now can I pass?"
Liu Zheng asked.
"I've changed my mind. Give another million, and then I'll let you go,"
The Giant Panda rolled its black eyes and said.
"Hey, you're raising the price, aren't you?"
He said discontented.
"What I asked for before was a toll fee; this new one is an environntal protection fee. With such a big vehicle and so many heavy people crossing the mountain, it will surely have a bad impact on the environnt," said the Giant Panda righteously.
"Raised by humans, you're truly devious,"
Liu Zheng sneered.
"Cut the nonsense, hurry up and pay,"
The Giant Panda said impatiently.
"Hold on a second. Doctor, can we beat it?"
He turned to ask Doctor Nile.
"Shouldn't be a big problem,"
Doctor Nile sensed and replied.
"Alright. Lao Si, Bai San, let's take it down!"
With a roar, Liu Zheng took the knife and charged at the Giant Panda.
Those who are untrustworthy will never be trustworthy; he couldn't believe this creature would let them go even if paid a million.
Given that, there's no point in talking. Ti to join forces and cut down this demonic creature.
"Hey! Why are you attacking all of a sudden? If the price is too high, we could negotiate!"
The Giant Panda was also surprised by the sudden change, shouting as it blocked.
"I don't do business with the untrustworthy. Die!"
Liu Zheng's eyes turned red, his face nacing, even more bandit-like than a bandit.
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