"Wahahahahaha!"
"What kind of rodent summoning beast is this!"
Wu Guinan in the audience burst into laughter.
[Hahaha Caocao!]
[Hahaha Roll!]
His laughter also prompted the two summoned beasts to join in.
Li Pu could only say he was speechless, completely speechless.
The summoning beast before him was totally different from what he imagined.
Standing only waist-high, it was upright on two feet.
With brownish-yellow fur and a slightly short tail.
The front limbs were relatively short, with a head almost as big as its body, and a pair of large, innocent-looking eyes.
To say it belongs to rodents isn’t wrong.
Except that... it’s a kangaroo.
"Do you think I haven’t read any books? A kangaroo counts as a rodent?"
Li Pu couldn’t help but quip.
But a summoning beast is a summoning beast; it can’t be entirely judged by conventional wisdom.
He glanced again and noticed that this big-headed little kangaroo had a pouch on its belly.
To his surprise, it was a female.
[Nibble nibble!]
The little kangaroo glanced at Li Pu and then cautiously shuffled closer.
Compared to the grassman who imdiately hugged him at the waist upon being summoned, this little creature seed much more reserved.
"What na should I give you."
Li Pu rubbed its big head, and the feel wasn’t bad at all.
"Please don’t na it sothing like ’Kangaroo’."
"Co up with a na with a bit of weight, I beg you."
By this ti, Wu Guinan had already walked up beside him.
[Caocao!]
Grassman: What about calling it ’Grassman’s Little Buddy’? How about it!
[Roll!]
Rolling Turtle: Brother Cao, that na is worse than kangaroo!
[Grass!]
Grassman: What’s your suggestion?
[Roll!]
Rolling Turtle: Na it Baggyroo, how about that.
[Grass!]
Grassman: Grass!
"You’ve got it all wrong; it’s not your little buddy."
Listening to the grassman’s suggestion, Li Pu corrected him, "It should be your little sister."
[Grass?!]
Upon hearing this, the grassman was taken aback.
The entire grass suddenly froze, as if its spirit was crushed, unable to accept this reality.
"It seems like it really wants a little buddy."
Seeing the grassman’s reaction, Wu Guinan couldn’t help but make a joke.
Li Pu: "Is this like being biased towards males over females."
[Roll!]
Rolling Turtle: Congratulations, brother grass, you’ve beco a brother now!
However, Rolling Turtle’s words made the grassman suddenly tremble all over.
A peculiar feeling arose from within.
Right, Ben Cao has a little sister now!
In other words, a sense of responsibility erged.
[Caocao~]
So the grassman approached the little kangaroo to take a closer look.
The little creature appeared quite timid, so it should try its best to appear gentle and avoid scaring it.
Look at this big head, such cuteness.
And look at this big mouth, really... hmm?
[Nibble nibble!]
Unexpectedly, the little kangaroo suddenly attacked, biting onto the grassman’s face.
"Wait, aren’t kangaroos supposed to eat grass?"
Li Pu, indifferent, stood to the side, holding his chin.
"This question stumps . Let check."
Wu Guinan took out his phone.
"Wow, they really are herbivores."
A mont later, he found the answer.
By that point, the grassman with the bitten face was already running wild around the arena.
[Early early early early early!]
The little kangaroo’s face-biting made its voice muffled.
The broken sister, Ben Cao doesn’t want it!
Quickly help get this damned herbivore off my face!
But the little kangaroo’s [Milk Tooth] trait was genuine.
Its teeth were very weak and couldn’t bite through the tough skin of the grassman’s face.
It could only keep holding onto it without letting go.
In the end, it was Li Pu who managed to pull it off.
[Sweet nibble nibble!]
Although it couldn’t chew through the grassman, the little kangaroo seed to enjoy the taste.
Quite literally, the sweet taste.
The grassman finally paid the price for only drinking cola over a long period.
Now, not just its head, but its whole body was sweet.
"Looks like this little creature is quite quirky as well."
The contrast between its previous shyness and the face-nibbling left Li Pu a bit helpless.
Moreover, there was an attempt made to communicate with the little kangaroo earlier. This little guy seed genuinely young, with undeveloped cognitive abilities.
It could only convey emotions but couldn’t carry out effective dialogue with Li Pu.
At least it could understand Li Pu’s words.
Even though its eyes were fixed intently on the grassman, it obediently stayed by Li Pu’s side without taking action.
"Since you like the grassman so much, why not simply call it the little kangaroo."
Watching the little kangaroo, Li Pu thought of a na.
"Oh no!!!"
[NO Grass!]
[NO Roll!]
[NO Eat!]
Unexpectedly, there was a strong objection from all sides.
"Can you first tell how liking the grassman is related to naming it the little kangaroo!"
"You probably intended to na it the little kangaroo from the start!"
Especially Wu Guinan, who took advantage of speaking human language to start complaining.
"Let’s not hurry with the na. Why don’t you have it show its non-combat form first?"
He figured they shouldn’t keep going like this, so he hurried to change the subject.
"Alright."
Li Pu thought for a mont and found this idea reasonable.
Hopefully, the little kangaroo’s non-combat form wouldn’t turn out weird like the grassman’s did.
At least it could beco a miniature version like Rolling Turtle.
So he sent a telepathic ssage.
[Nibble nibble!]
The little kangaroo clearly understood the summoner’s intention and started straining to transform.
A freshly contracted summoning beast, especially one so young, must be unfamiliar with changing forms, so it needed so ti.
Poof!
A few seconds later, a smoke enveloped her.
[Nibble nibble~]
Then, a little loli in a kangaroo costu pajamas erged from the smoke.
She tugged at Li Pu’s clothes and gestured to her open mouth.
[Nibble nibble~]
Li Pu: "..."
Wu Guinan: "..."
The unexpected non-combat form brought montary silence to the scene.
A few seconds later, Wu Guinan heavily patted Li Pu’s shoulder.
"You’re aweso! Brother!"
"I need to save up points to get a level 4 summoning token too!"
The light in his eyes seed ready to explode.
"Non-combat forms... are really like children’s play."
Li Pu again scrutinized the little kangaroo.
Currently, she looked entirely like a pure human.
Only she was wearing sothing akin to kangaroo costu pajamas, with a kangaroo-shaped hat hanging on her back, not even worn.
[Nibble nibble!]
The little kangaroo forcefully pointed again at her mouth; she was clearly hungry.
"Hey, she said she’s hungry; what should I do about it."
At this mont, Li Pu appeared a bit flustered.
Since he never actively fed the grassman, he was used to letting it fend for itself.
He admitted that transforming from a little kangaroo to a little loli changed his subconscious perception.
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