Chapter 302: Chapter 185: The Consequences of Bullying People Chapter 302: Chapter 185: The Consequences of Bullying People “Uh…”
Zhou Mu was taken aback by the words, his brows furrowing slightly as he leaned close to Gu Changsheng, “Does ‘mom’s egg’ an you want to be a mother now?”
The familiar scent of ambergris hit him, causing a mont of dizziness for Gu Changsheng.
By the ti he regained his senses, that handso face, as if belonging to an Exiled Immortal, was within inches of his own.
Without another thought, Gu Changsheng made a split-second decision, raising his palm in front of his face to block that seductive, sin-inducing visage.
“What do you an I want to be a mother? You’re the one who wants to be a mother! Give my regards to your mother!”
What the hell, although she was already a child’s mother, she hadn’t physically participated in making that child, nor had she toiled over its birth. At most, she was just reaping the benefits and responsible for feeding the bun!
Although she understood, theoretically, the process of little tadpoles finding a mother, in practice, across her two lives, she was still a virgin!
Pure! Original with hyn intact!
And now this guy was talking about having babies with her! Without even hashing out the specifics, they were talking about having babies? What was he going to produce, a ball of wool? Even monkeys were out of the question!
“My love, such matters are better sooner than later. I shall imdiately complete that blank imperial edict and take you as my wife. How does that sound?”
Clearly, Gu Changsheng’s hand had failed to stop Zhou Mu’s advance.
“Uh…”
Warm, moist lips assaulted her, and Gu Changsheng’s voice faded into the space between their mouths.
The embarrassing scene from that night unexpectedly flooded her mind, causing her whole being to feel a little soul-lost…
However, the mont Gu Changsheng was distracted, Zhou Mu took the opportunity to deepen the kiss.
The silhouettes of the two intertwined, leaning against the gnarled roots of a towering ancient tree…
As the setting sun cast boundless scarlet across the sky, a particularly tranquil spot deep in Baili Mountain lay under the vast canopy…
Their cheeks rubbing together, Zhou Mu caressed the body in his arms as if it were a precious gem, wishing they could rge into one.
“Slap!”
The sound of a tree branch breaking brought Gu Changsheng back to her senses.
Regaining her composure, her face instantly flushed deep red!
“Mmm…”
She struggled to avoid the warm persistence rolling across her lips.
Woo… Gu Changsheng felt like she was turning into a thoroughly roasted crayfish…
This was happening in the forest! In the forest!
In broad daylight, under the clear and vast heavens, Zhou Mu was possessed by an evildoer…
Hallelujah, who would co to her rescue? She really wasn’t into this at all!
“Mmm… Mmm…”
You kiss, I dodge! You kiss again, I dodge again!
Very soon, Gu Changsheng was running out of patience, but the man pressing down on her wasn’t satisfied yet, persistently attacking her lips as if relishing the marrow of life.
Gu Changsheng tried to push with her hand, but was quickly immobilized by Zhou Mu’s strong arms.
“Mmm… Mmm…”
Gu Changsheng floundered in her attempts to speak, but the sound that ca out was undoubtedly far from what she wanted…
Feeling the physiological changes in the man on top of her, even Gu Changsheng’s ears were burning up.
Godfather!
If this continued, they might inadvertently end up engaging in an open-air battle, and if she actually gave birth to a wild monkey, she’d have nowhere to cry!
One child is good, family planning is important!
At least she didn’t want to beco a mother just yet!
Since her hands were ineffective, she decided to use her legs!
Gu Changsheng’s leg lift was sharp and decisive as she struck towards the region where male hormones were surging.
With a knee jab, she hit the target right on!
“Hiss!”
The next instant, the lips that had been dominating her own finally left their perch, and Gu Changsheng had a chance to catch her breath properly.
“Huff… huff…”
Zhou Mu’s long legs pressed down on the perpetrator of the deed, and the arms encircled around her slender waist couldn’t help but tighten.
“My love, are you trying to murder your own husband?”
She really went for it with her knee! Zhou Mu gritted his teeth, his eyebrows knitted tightly.
Gu Changsheng sniffed and shoved the man off of her. She looked at him seated next to the gnarled roots of an ancient tree, stood up, wiped her mouth, and tilted her head back, “Playing the hooligan won’t end well for you! Who allowed you to take liberties with !”
Damn it!
If she didn’t resist, she’d be a fool! Not resisting would an waiting to be sent to the palace for punishnt, right?
Over her dead body!
“I can be heartless to others, but even more so to myself. Aren’t you afraid of becoming a widow?” Zhou Mu lay at the base of the tree, unable to get up, casting her a woeful look as if to accuse her!
Gu Changsheng straightened her disheveled clothes, glanced at him dismissively, “Act! Keep on acting! I know how to control the force of my kicks, just enough to ensure you won’t turn into a eunuch, it’ll just hurt for a couple of days…”
Beco a widow?
Beco a widow my ass!
There are millions of n out there. If it really cos to it, I’ll just find soone else!
Finding a three-legged toad might be difficult, but three-legged n? They’re all over the streets! Why can’t I pick out a few who are handso, rich, and durable?
Humph!
“Put away those improper thoughts!” Zhou Mu quickly stood up and threw her a nacing glance, “In this lifeti, you are destined to be only my woman!”
What she was thinking, how could Zhou Mu not know?
Ever since he got to know her, he’s very much aware of how irreverent she can be!
“Whoa! How do you know what I’m thinking?” Gu Changsheng looked at the hand that tugged at hers again, and she glared.
The hell, is this evildoer what, possessed by an intestinal worm?
Since when could he see right through to what she was thinking? This is a dangerous sign, not good, very not good!
“Your fickle thoughts, how could I not guess them? I’m telling you, don’t even think about it! Even if I die, I will drag you down with !” Zhou Mu didn’t even glance at her as he pulled her in the direction of the Dark Camp.
Gu Changsheng passively followed his lead, unable to hold back her wailing, “Nani! That line is not right!”
“Shouldn’t you be saying that even if you die, you want to live well and happily with a handso man, completely forgetting about you?”
“Don’t even think about it!” Zhou Mu repeated firmly.
“Wuu… this isn’t true love at all…”
She gazed at the sky with a thirty-degree angle of lancholy – no, at the tree branches. Why couldn’t she have t a man that stupid and naïve?
Zhou Mu was already too lazy to pay attention to her, pushing aside the dead branches and weeds, leading the continuously complaining her along the winding mountain path.
Not far from where they had just been.
“Huff…”
“Huff…”
Yuan Bao and Dong Lei, who were hiding behind a large tree, collectively let out a big sigh of relief.
Dong Lei’s face flushed red as he peeked out and asked cautiously, “Have they left?”
“They’ve left!” Yuan Bao, who had been keeping an eye on the area, nodded vigorously.
“Really, it’s a good thing that Little Monk left early. Otherwise, if he saw this… he would have started reciting a bunch of Buddhist scriptures…” Dong Lei grumbled as he patted off weeds from his body and carried a small bundle.
It was so embarrassing, right in broad daylight, Prince Mu and his wife were playing kissy-face…
Woo… She only glanced briefly, not daring to stare!
“My master really had it rough. You didn’t see how Lady Changsheng deployed her Wolf-Proof Leg Technique, it was so powerful!” As Yuan Bao spoke, he empathetically placed a hand over his lower body, then suddenly realized sothing was off, “Fortunately I don’t have that problem, otherwise I’d have to be constantly wary of that move. It’s just too lethal…”
Dong Lei looked at him sideways and said thick-skinnedly, “Yuan Bao, I have never seen a eunuch who takes his situation as positively as you. Others would avoid it at all costs, yet you make jokes about it all day.”
Yuan Bao glared, “How many eunuchs have you seen? Just , I guess. Besides, I’m different from them!”
“How are you different?” Dong Lei interjected, then turned his face away in embarrassnt.
“They all beca eunuchs after being castrated to enter the palace, naturally they would harbor so resentnt. But I’m different. I was born incomplete, abandoned by my family on the streets and was picked up by an old beggar to survive. But living as a beggar, I was always exposed to the elents. Other little beggars would mock , stealing from , beating , and cursing every day.”
“That’s so tragic…” Dong Lei’s face filled with sympathy.
As Yuan Bao spoke, he suddenly perked up and beca jubilant, “Later on, Prince Bao was out playing and noticed . He took back to his palace. Aside from the Imperial relatives and nobles, everyone there was a eunuch. No one mocked , there was food to eat and porridge to drink, it was heaven on earth! Even after I left the palace with my master, everyone still looked up to , and no one bullied anymore, how great is that!”
Dong Lei, feeling a strong sense of camaraderie, clapped him on the shoulder, “As my wife would say, you’ve found your ‘organization’. Alright, you truly are an optimist among eunuchs!”
Yuan Bao nodded vigorously, “What’s so bad about being a eunuch? I don’t have to worry about not having enough money to buy a house or get a wife. My master said he’ll find a little boy to adopt in a couple of years to look after and provide for in my old age, how good is that!”
“That does sound pretty good, your master really treasures you.” Dong Lei nodded, knowing that this kind of planning was undoubtedly the best for a eunuch.
“Not really, I have been with my master since I was a child, so there’s still so affection there. But it’s different for Lady Changsheng, my master loves her so deeply. He wishes he could cherish her down to his bones!” Yuan Bao shook his head and sighed, “Just take the clothes that Lady Changsheng wears, do you know where those fabrics co from?”
Dong Lei shook his head, “I don’t know, didn’t Prince Mu have you fetch them?”
“Yes, it was the master who ordered to get them for Lady Changsheng’s clothes. But those fabrics, they’re treasures my master spent over a decade collecting on his military campaigns. Even a small piece of it is beyond value.” Yuan Bao held up a palm-sized space in front of Dong Lei, “The Cloud Brocade Red Luo Silk that Lady Changsheng wore today cos from the Loh family of Southern Yunnan. It took Eighteenth Lady Loh ten years to weave a single bolt of that brocade with water silk. It’s priceless, worth ten thousand gold. Even just a handkerchief made of cloud brocade is sothing countless ladies from noble families can’t obtain, and if by chance they do, they cherish it like a treasured possession. Now, look at my lady, everything she wears and uses are ticulously selected by my master, right?”
Dong Lei listened, dumbfounded.
“Shocked, right? If you ask , the way my master dotes on your lady is beyond limits. He would gladly pluck the moon from the sky to hang above her bed if he could!” Yuan Bao continued talking as he led Dong Lei forward, “Tsk tsk… Despite that, your lady could still ruthlessly kick my master away with one foot.”
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