588: Chapter 1: YES/NO?
588: Chapter 1: YES/NO?
The Golden Week has just ended, and people have once again plunged into their busy lives.
Society…
is still the society we are familiar with.
And the club owner, seems to be the same as before— but what does it matter?
The important thing is, before the Golden Week, there was already a pardon, released from that dark corner of the ceiling— Tai Yinzi thought so.
The newer, who watched the entrance for a short holiday, really didn’t dare to touch anything in those cabinets…
but at least sweeping the floor is okay, right?
At this moment, Tai Yinzi was sweeping the floor while quietly observing the owner reading by the window.
When he saw the maid finally decided to go inside to brew a new pot of red tea, Tai Yinzi hurriedly followed while continuing to sweep the floor.
In the kitchen, the maid cutting lemon slices smiled slightly, “Tai Yinzi, are you planning to take over my work here too?”
“No, no, no, Old Tai can’t do this kind of thing.” Tai Yinzi shook his head and then looked at You Ye earnestly, “Ms.
You Ye, I have something I want to ask your advice on today.”
You Ye showed a curious look, turned around, “Oh?
Let me hear it, I’ll do my best to help you.
After all, responding to the demands of the Black Soul Envoy is one of my duties.”
“It’s like this…” Tai Yinzi came closer, mysteriously saying, “Ms.
You Ye, do you know how to create a ‘meat chicken’?”
“Meat chicken?” You Ye was taken aback, then shook her head and spread her hands, suddenly a cookbook appeared in front of Tai Yinzi, “Here are various ways to prepare chicken.”
“That’s not what I’m talking about…” Tai Yinzi quickly shook his head, “I’m talking about the kind of ‘meat chicken’ that can infiltrate other people’s puters!”
“You mean a software virus?” The maid was genuinely surprised and slightly opened her lips.
Tai Yinzi nodded, “Yes, it’s like this.
After this period of wall-facing meditation, I finally came up with an earth-shattering idea!”
“Then you should directly tell the master,” You Ye shook her head.
Tai Yinzi quickly said, “That’s just it, I want Ms.
You Ye to give me some input…
You know the master’s intentions best.
If you could say it’s good, then I naturally wouldn’t embarrass myself in front of the master, right?
Of course!
I would be very grateful!”
“What are you planning to do?”
Tai Yinzi furtively pulled out a phone from his pocket, quickly operating on the screen, “Recently, I’ve been delving into modern digital products.
Things like C language and JAVA have also started to get involved…
Look, this is what I tinkered with during the holidays, but my ability is not enough, I always mess it up…”
You Ye glanced quickly and then chuckled softly, “It seems quite interesting, Tai Yinzi.”
“Ms.
You Ye, are you agreeing to help!” Tai Yinzi was overjoyed.
“You’ll have to extend your service time by fifty years.” Unexpectedly, the maid said with an angelic smile, yet her words carried the whisper of a devil, “After all, you don’t have much performance to offset it with.”
Tai Yinzi gritted his teeth, “Deal!
Fifty years it is!
Everything depends on you, Ms.
You Ye!!”
Whether Old Tai can make a eback depends on this!
A fifty-year grand gamble…
speaking of which, from the initial five hundred years, how much has it increased by now?
Tai Yinzi had subconsciously forgotten this sad story.
…
…
There is a well-known saying going around in this world by a Twist-wearing person’s famous saying—How can you get stronger without recharging!
“Damn…
even so, there’s no need for a full SSR set, it’s blinding.” Xiaobao mumbled, then quickly typed a string of 666 in the game’s chat channel.
This was when a teammate in the team chat channel immediately sent a prompt: Hey, Xiaobao, stop staring at other people’s equipment, we’re about to enter the storyline dungeon!
Focus a bit.
Xiaobao’s ID was also Xiaobao.
Xiaobao: Don’t worry!
Absolutely not a burden!
ID Overlord Paper Tiger: Bao Keng, you’re a well-known hindrance.
If it weren’t for the lack of people this time, I wouldn’t have included you!
Xiaobao: Professional healer!
Absolutely not a burden!
ID Tender Mimi: Preparing to teleport soon.
The last storyline dungeon of the Novice Village, after strategizing, allows entry into a new map…
For a mon player like Xiaobao, the rewards after pleting this dungeon are extremely lucrative, and he is looking forward to it immensely.
Xiaobao rubbed his hands…
Chief Qin hasn’t e back, today nothing to do at all, everything is ready!
But just at this moment, the window next to him suddenly popped open with a bang!
Xiaobao was startled, only to see a young face reach in from the corridor outside, “Xiaobao!
You’re dead!
You’re slacking off at work!”
Xiaobao suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, “Oh, it’s you, Officer Lin…
You scared me, I thought it was someone else.”
Lin Feng just gave Xiaobao a mischievous look and then smiled, “Lunch, crayfish~”
“Alright…” Xiaobao helplessly shook his head, subconsciously looked at the puter screen—the teammates had already initiated teleportation.
Only his character was foolishly standing in the teleportation circle—of course, he had already been kicked out of the team, and the team chat channel that hadn’t disappeared naturally was filled with a string of abusive words.
Xiaobao really feels like he’s living up to his nickname of the “Pit God”—in this hugely popular large-scale fantasy RPG online game “Emerald Fantasy.”
“Officer Lin, what did you want to talk to me about…” Xiaobao asked weakly as he logged out on the spot.
“Hmm, there’s a room outside where an elderly person who lived alone has been found dead.
I’m asking you to check it out and see what’s going on.” Officer Lin shrugged.
“An elderly person living alone…
It’s probably another case of being neglected until…
sigh.” Xiaobao shook his head and stood up, “Alright, alright, I’ll go prepare my tools.”
…
Overlord Paper Tiger: Shield!
Get me a shield!
Tender Mimi: Can’t do it!
The little monsters are clinging to me!
Use a red potion!
Qianxiu, e back, you’re too far ahead!
In the dungeon, the male Knight character named “Qianxiu” paid no heed, charging alone into the cluster of monsters and slaughtering all around.
With terrifying technical prowess, nearly one-third of the little monsters were instantly wiped out.
Aside from Overlord Paper Tiger and Tender Mimi, the other two characters in the team were also locked in a difficult battle elsewhere and had no time to intervene.
But Qianxiu’s strength was truly overwhelming.
Even after kicking out the pitiful Priest Xiaobao and without any support, Qianxiu still charged all the way into the boss’s chamber and defeated the boss in approximately ten minutes.
Qianxiu carried the victory rewards out, but at that moment, he simultaneously received messages from Overlord Paper Tiger and others in the team, requesting to unfriend.
ID Qianxiu: What do you mean?
Overlord Paper Tiger: Sorry, ‘Master’, we just can’t get along!
Qianxiu: But hasn’t the dungeon been successfully cleared?
Overlord Paper Tiger: Yes, yes, you’re amazing!
You’re awesome!
You soloed this dungeon at level twenty!
But look back, how many times did we die?
I ended up using two of the resurrection potions that were just freebies at the start of the game, due to this novice village dungeon!
If you had slowed down a bit, we could’ve saved those potions!
Qianxiu: Those things can be farmed later, why be concerned about that?
Plus, you all move too slowly; only through more battles like this can your skills improve.
ID Nameless Wind: Sorry, I’m just a casual player, not intending to delve so deeply, just wanted to play casually and make friends…
I feel like our personalities don’t match, so let’s not waste everyone’s time.
The team was just temporarily put together, and sending friend requests was just for a bit of extra experience gain; one more or less makes no difference.
I don’t need the rewards; enjoy them yourself.
Qianxiu: …
Overlord Paper Tiger: Let’s part on good terms, take care!
With someone as unsociable as you, who can tolerate it!
“It’s just that your skills are too poor.”
Originally wanting to type that out, but in the empty team chat channel, he eventually hit the backspace button and deleted the words one by one—because the team disbanded directly in this dungeon.
Lanxiu shook his head and rested his head on the chair’s cushion.
The room was small and dimly lit, filled with all kinds of food boxes, trash, cigarette butts, and drink bottles.
This place hadn’t been cleaned in an unknown amount of time.
“Tch…
Boring people, whether in society or online, always fear outstanding individuals…
Banding together lowly?”
Lanxiu shook his head and glanced at the framed photo on his puter screen.
Lanxiu frowned, then forcefully flipped the frame onto the table, “If I could live directly inside there…
what wouldn’t I do?”
He gazed obsessively at the screen display, at the Knight character named Qianxiu.
It wasn’t his first time playing this Knight character.
For those entry level guys, soloing the ultimate novice dungeon seemed impossible…
But for him, it was so easy.
And just then, Lanxiu’s puter screen suddenly dimmed, revealing a bizarre image of a skull.
It looked like a skull, yet had dense afro hair; naturally, it was quite odd, right?
And in the skull’s mouth, it held an envelope.
Lanxiu furrowed his brow, thinking about this situation…
“Who zombified my puter?” Lanxiu chuckled coldly and unhesitatingly clicked on the envelope the skull held.
Text.
Do you want to fulfill your wish?
Are you willing to pay your precious for it?
Yes/No?
“What is this?”
Lanxiu instinctively furrowed his brow.
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