Let introduce myself, I'm Zeph. Or, well, that was my na until one day I sohow managed to annoy a completely random god. Yeah, I know, my luck's sothing else.
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It was your Average Day.
"Hey Zeph, today's Quite Boring ," Rina mused 'as always ' we were hanging out, just the four of us, when we spotted our Fatty strolling over with a novel.
And then, cue the dramatic reveal: "Well, well, well, what have we here? Is this our 'precious vending machine '?"
? I just played it cool, like it was pure coincidence. You see, as a regular human, I need money. How else do you get that, except through good old-fashioned hard work? And that's exactly what I was up to in that mont.
"Hey, what's that you got there, chubby? Check it out, guys, it's «Heroes Counterattack» "
Naturally, my trusty first sidekick ' as always ' added fuel to my fire, pushing to wallop this Fatty book-carrier who looked like he was on the brink of tears. Collar in hand, I was ready to educate him.
"Haha, Zeph, did you know that the first villain shares your na?"
Rina's taunt was the last straw. I snapped, let my fist do the talking, and grabbed the novel from my pal Rina, who was holding it like she'd just won the lottery.
Then, as luck would have it, she darted across the street which, might I add, was as empty as my wallet.
Just when I thought things couldn't get more annoying, fatty piped up from behind my second sidekick's assault.
"N-no, please! I only bought it cause I heard the first villain has a miserable end."
"Cry a river, you— SMACK "
I silenced him with a swift leg-to-head kick. And then, I turned to Rina and snatched the book back from her, like ripping the page out of a book.
And here's where it gets nuts. On that deserted road, a banner decided to play gravity's little ga – and, well, let's just say that was the end of .
Oh, did I ntion? That book was so popular, it had its own banner. Of course, I'd read it too. Classic.
As I slowly slipped away, I had to admit, this wasn't your typical 'as always ' scenario.
"Hey, Rina, call an ambulance, now!"
"Go do it yourself, you scoundrel." Smack
I felt my eyes drooping as consciousness made its exit, but not before realizing these idiots might actually be the death of .
And then, out of the blue, I'm alone. Just , a bearded guy, and countless novels. Apparently, this guy's the Otaku God who sent packing over a torn page.
So, there I am, kowtowing and begging for dear life.
"Hahaha, you sure know your place, mortal."
As if! I an, this dude killed over a book, how much brainpower can he really have?
"Please, spare pathetic , almighty being."
Bowing like my life depends on it. Which it does.
"Hmm, well done. You've earned yourself a pardon... Hahaha."
Oh great, so I can go back to my world now, right?
"Well, it's not that simple. Your body's a goner. But hey, you can pick sothing from these novels."
And then it hits . This guy whisked here on a whim, bumped off for a book, and now he's telling to pick from this pile of literary trash? I couldn't hold back my frustration.
"So you screwed for this garbage and now you expect to choose from your collection of nonsense?"
"Insolence."
THUD
I felt like a pancake, courtesy of an elephant-sized weight.
"You miserable creature, I, Loreius, the Lackluster Muse, curse you to beco the thing you detest most."
And in that mont, the horrifying truth dawned on . I scread in realization, but it was too late.
"Nooooo....! "
As my consciousness faded away, I was left with the eerie feeling that this was far from your average day in the life of .
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My eyes fluttered open, heavy as if weighed down by so invisible force.
Gasping for air, I struggled to breathe, panic coursing through my veins as I tried to grasp the bizarre reality unfolding around .
The room I found myself in was a breathtaking display of opulence, illuminated by a soft, golden glow. I lay upon a plush, canopied bed, surrounded by extravagance beyond anything I had ever seen.
Every inch of the chamber exuded wealth and luxury – delicate tapestries, gilded accents, and polished marble floors.
As I attempted to sit up, I realized my body felt dramatically different. It was an arduous task, as though I carried the weight of a lifeti of indulgence.
It hit like a ton of bricks – I had beco the embodint of everything I had despised in my past life.
"That goddamn God! "
My voice filled with anger and a dawning realization.
mories flooded my mind, recollections of my encounter with that Lackluster Mouse. This capricious deity had yanked from my world, cursed , and thrust into that sa Novel I tore..
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