[Title: I Owe My Life to the GodRanker]
(Video)
“Right now, the church that’s gone crazy is right in front of my house.
Today, I almost died naturally, but the GodRanker saved my pathetic life.
How can I ever repay this favor...
Hallelujah Gong-n.”
“What's that thing? It looks fucking awful.”
“Another Blood Fiend in Seoul??”
“What is this shit? I saw it using fire, so it really is the Ranker??? But he sent that huge thing down with one shot....”
“A legendary GodRanker fan cam is born.”
“I ca because I heard GodRanker appeared.”
“Gong’s hermit-like seclusion was to build up montum.”
“Maha’s prophecy hit the mark today.”
[Title: That Damn Iro-i Iro-i]
“Simply a god.”
[Title: As of Today, I Withdraw My Support for the GodRanker]
“Starting today, I break off my support relationship and beco one with Iro-i.
Any attack on Brother Gong will be considered an attack on .”
“I second that.”
“Did Iro-i give permission for this?”
“ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ”
[Title: I Heard Special Team 1 Was Also on Scene]
“What was Kang Saeon doing?”
“I got front-row seats to the GodRanker one-man show.”
“Damn, I’m °• N 𝑜 v 𝑒 l i g h t •° so jealous.”
“Why are those two together? Did Iro-i get brought into the Detention Bureau??”
“Common sense says Kang Saeon must’ve gone to handle the cleanup.”
[Title: With Great Power Cos Great Responsibility]
“They shouldn’t be celebrating the first S-rank elental. A monster S-rank showed up too.
Korea is screwed.”
“Everything’s a first in our country haha, good or bad, no discrimination haha.”
“Should I emigrate....”
“Right now, is this the ti to praise? GodRanker or not, we’re fucked.
Overseas, they’re calling our country a dangerous travel destination, LOL.”
“Korea: (Pre-shutdown notice) Thank you for all the love you’ve given us.”
“I’m glad Iro-i was nearby at that ti, but how can everyone be so nonchalant if this keeps happening?”
“Our country is naturally complacent about safety.”
The world was turned upside down by the appearance of another strange creature, not a Blood Fiend. So called it a monster, others called it a devil. The video showing the church collapsing, a black whirlwind swirling, and then being consud by flas spread across social dia worldwide before anyone could react. Governnts and research institutes tried to analyze it, but none identified its true nature. They interrogated the cult researchers arrested on site, but even they didn’t know.
When the official announcent seed delayed, the Detention Bureau put Je Gal-bi forward to divert attention—parading him in interviews with an award for ritorious service. Gal-bi eagerly bit the bait. Expecting to be thrown into a containnt facility for attempted murder, he was overjoyed at receiving an award instead. After all, the Detention Bureau’s ritorious service award was basically a free pass into the Bureau. And since it wasn’t entirely untrue, he accepted it proudly, grinning from ear to ear.
[Title: Seogak High Student Infiltrates Cult Facility, Prevents Harm, Earns ritorious Service Award]
(Photo)
“Seogak High’s Je Gal-bi infiltrated an illegal research facility, prevented damage, and protected citizens’ safety, earning a letter of appreciation from the Detention Bureau.”
“Isn’t this that thing that went crazy when GodRanker showed up?”
“So who the hell is this nobody?”
“He’s called Gal-bi.”
“Tastes good.”
“I don’t know exactly what it is, but is this that...? The bear does the trick and the money goes to the landlord.”
Unexpectedly, another reaction exploded elsewhere. Everyone knew the GodRanker caught the creature—everyone, that is, except the Detention Bureau, which was promoting an unheard-of kid as the top hero. Criticism flooded in.
“Wasn’t it the GodRanker who caught that monster? Detention Bureau, explain this;;”
“What the hell is this....”
“Hmm, looks like retirent’s coming soon.”
“I can’t even express how absurd this is lol. Is Gal-bi a Fla-type too? If not, why is the Detention Bureau doing this bullshit? I don’t get it.”
“Do they?”
“If I were the GodRanker, I’d be dying to emigrate.”
“This hell-country pace, pushing us to emigrate.”
“Seeing how the Detention Bureau works lately, Korea really might collapse... sigh.”
“And they even gave a ritorious service award lol. Stop shifting the point—figure out exactly what that creature in Mapo-gu was and give us facts and a plan.”
Then a netizen’s eyewitness account completely changed public opinion.
[Title: Guys, I Heard GodRanker Was Eating Gukbap in Busan That Day..?]
“Title says it all.”
“????”
“What is this rumor?”
“Is my reading comprehension lacking? I don’t get it... So the GodRanker caught the devil in Seoul, but at that ti he was eating gukbap in Busan?”
“There’s got to be a reason the Detention Bureau suddenly released that article haha.”
“GodRanker has a twin...?”
“I have no idea now;; Gong must step in himself.”
“(Photo of GodRanker eating gukbap.jpg)”
“;;;
“That’s GodRanker?”
“Yeah, it is.”
“Crazy.”
“In my theory, is there zero chance the student from Bukak High was the real one?”
“Eek.”
“So it was a nationwide scam?”
“Finally makes sense;; GodRanker never acknowledged being S-rank in the first place.”
The impact of the kukbap rumor was huge. The fake-GodRanker controversy led to pilgrimages to a post from two months ago.
[Title: Why Do I Feel Like Iro-i Is a Bubble?]
“He went to school with an S-rank but it’s not that he’s hiding power—he just can’t use it. Honestly, I don’t know if he’s even good-looking;;
If he were real S-rank, we’d gasp like with Baek Eun-seong or Do Min-guk...”
“I’m here for the pilgrimage.”
“Heh...”
“He was a classmate but I’ve never seen him use his skill properly.”
“If it’s true, that’d be epic.”
“The Iro-i fans lost their minds then, now they’re all dead??”
“Sorry, we were confused;;”
“I agree about not knowing if he’s good-looking. Honestly, even B-rank could look that good.”
“Look at how different the comnts were two months ago lol.”
“In Gal-bi’s interview he said >>‘I was hanging out near the church with a friend’
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