"Damn it, the Emperor won the lottery?"
"Could there be so insider trading?"
"It’s so unfair, God! How could such a rich Emperor still win the lottery?"
"This result really blew my mind!"
"I don’t believe it, how could he possibly win?"
"Didn’t win, feeling so blue!"
"Shivering with luck here, may I ask if I can add a sausage to my instant noodles later?"
"Forget adding a sausage; even if you tick all those services, it’s no problem!"
"Excuse , what the hell is ’ticking all those services’?"
"I’m a good man, don’t ask , I don’t know!"
"Fat Tiger Brother, didn’t you say before that if you won, you would sell your account and retire from the net? Does that still count?" Luofeng teased.
Fat Tiger: "I never said that. Please, Million Brother, don’t spread rumors. Watching the live stream is truly enjoyable! I did so quiet calculations. From the start until now, I’ve tipped out 400,000, but I actually made 600,000 back! It’s the perfect ti to buy a Porsche since I’ve just co into the money."
"So jealous!"
"Fat Tiger Brother won the lottery, so why did Leopard, that stupid man, also win?"
"This really teaches you a lesson!"
The fourth round happened to be the finals PK.
So? A gift value of over two million? Who to PK? What if they can’t be beaten?
He snatched the championship directly.
"Today’s live stream has ended. Next ti, I’ll bring everyone to draw lots again!" Luofeng announced.
He ended the live stream in a flash.
In truth, Luofeng didn’t really find these things interesting. They were rely for the sake of completing the task.
Of course, there was another reason for ending the live stream so quickly: when the fourth round started, Little Fairy was sitting on his lap, swaying back and forth.
Daoist Luo had long wanted to perform Demons Elimination, okay?
Impudent Fairy!
Eat my...
「Half an hour later」
The performance ended.
Million Brother won yet again.
Little Fairy simply couldn’t withstand the man with the Double Talent.
Afterward, they washed up and went to bed.
But with the lights off, they started whispering to each other.
"Big King, we really lost a ton on this lottery draw!" Liu Hanyan finally calculated. They were down 1,600,000.
Luofeng ruffled her hair and said, "Actually, we didn’t lose."
"Oh?"
Although they did indeed lose 1,600,000 in this lottery draw, that’s not how it should be calculated, right? If Luofeng had tipped Liu Hanyan the full 4,000,000 directly, after she received her share and paid taxes, she would only have earned 1,440,000 at most. But now? Through the lottery chanism, Liu Hanyan got her hands on 2,400,000. Isn’t that much sweeter than a direct tip? And she even won the championship too! So, were they at a loss? Not at all! Unless Luofeng never intended to tip, then that would indeed be a loss.
Of course, Luofeng explained all this to Liu Hanyan.
After she was stunned for a mont, Liu Hanyan also agreed with Luofeng’s view.
"So, don’t say we lost money; I made a profit! No matter how much I tip, it’s all well earned!" Luofeng said, then smiled mischievously.
His implication was, with a woman like Little Fairy, no amount of money would be a loss, right?
"Big King!" Little Fairy looked at Luofeng sweetly.
Right. The Fairy started being naughty again.
Luofeng, bearer of the Dragon Body Wellness talent, would inevitably need to deal out punishnt.
After another half an hour of Professional Performance, Luofeng succeeded once more.
Little Fairy herself was a bit worried at first, but Luofeng was just too professional.
The 102-catties Little Bear, though not like a koala that rubs against trees, still clung on tightly.
[Ding! Host has completed the Prop Card task!]
[Reward One: All capital invested by the host will be returned in full!]
[Reward Two: Market report information!]
[Reward Three: Liu Hanyan’s ntality has undergone a subtle change!]
Right. Another one of these mysterious ntal changes. System Grandpa, could you explain? What exactly has changed here, seriously?
Of course, Luofeng was right; the System’s tasks had never made him lose out. Just the first reward alone ensured Luofeng broke even completely.
Wait a minute, Luofeng noticed a blind spot.
Did the platform profit? Did Luofeng profit? Did Liu Hanyan profit? Did the Audience profit? So who really lost? Oh, right, was it the System that took the hit? The System’s money ca from the Arica Stock Market and was brought in through Tang Investnt Company from Siam. So? Was it the Arica Stock Market sponsoring this?
Luofeng looked at the market report information reward. The content of this information was similar to the Shiseido situation from before and needed Luofeng’s careful study.
As for the third reward, such an enigmatic matter, Luofeng was also helpless.
Duanmu Yunji’s ntality has undergone a subtle change? Little Fairy too? What exactly changed?
As Luofeng cuddled Little Fairy to rest, on the Huya platform, people started to calculate whether Luofeng really lost money this live stream or made a profit. The follow-up analysis was pretty much as Luofeng had reasoned: they actually earned a lot more than if he had just made individual tips, and Liu Hanyan had also won the championship.
Soone posted with yin and yang about Luofeng and Liu Hanyan, saying they kept claiming they lost but advised everyone not to believe it, as they had actually profited.
However, almost instantly, soone from the platform started to analyze the poster’s identity. After discovering it was one of the platform’s strears, they got banned.
It was truly annoying. After all, Luofeng did put out four million in Real gold and silver, and in the end, only received back 2,400,000. Right? And you’re calling them disgusting? Isn’t that a bit over the line?
「The next morning.」
Little Bear was still as clingy as ever.
When Luofeng woke up, he slowly realized this Little Bear was pretending to sleep.
Right? He had to be punished for sure!
A sneak attack from behind!
Around eight o’clock, the Little Bear Fairy was finally subdued by Daoist Luo.
After washing up briefly, Liu Hanyan, a bit unsteady on her feet but otherwise okay, said, "Big King, we got hit with so yin and yang for yesterday’s lottery draw, but don’t worry, the platform already dealt with it!"
"Let see?" Luofeng imdiately checked the online forums.
He burst out laughing.
Trying to stir up trouble with Million Brother? The platform should know better. Luofeng was a top-tier custor; they surely wouldn’t want to ss with him carelessly.
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