"Ladies and gentlen, please be advised, the plane is about to take off!"
As the cabin crew began the takeoff announcent, Luofeng’s chat with the uncle also ca to an end. Luofeng actually felt a sense of relief.
After all, an uncle like this loves to show off, which is bearable. But the key is his lack of experience. Is forcing himself to show off really that fun? Isn’t it just too awkward?
The plane quickly taxied for a while and then soared into the sky.
However, the uncle started his grandiose talk again, and even deliberately raised his voice so that the young woman in sunglasses next to him could hear.
"Young man, if your travel budget isn’t that abundant, you can actually choose so boutique chain hotels like Ho Inns. Our company has a partnership with Ho Inns. When the ti cos, I’ll arrange an internal agreent price for you, guaranteeing you a comfortable stay."
When Luofeng heard this, he felt like laughing.
Ho Inns? Can it be considered a boutique chain hotel? Even they wouldn’t dare claim that, right? A quick search on Baidu would show it’s clearly an economy chain hotel. Of course, their market position is economy. But if you want to stay sowhere expensive, they have options for that too.
While Luofeng silently made complaints, the young woman in sunglasses beside him spoke up, "Uncle, I’m begging you, please stop talking. I’m about to get a cramp from laughing so hard..."
At that mont, the middle-aged uncle’s face was a mask of confusion, like a little boy.
Did I tell a joke? Why is it so funny? Or did Luofeng say sothing that made her laugh so much?
Seeing the uncle’s bewildered expression, the young woman in sunglasses continued, "Keely Hotel is a well-known luxury hotel in Capital City. It’s not so unknown little hotel. Of course, I understand if you’re not familiar with it. After all, you even called Ho Inns a boutique chain hotel..."
Ho Inns might be large and well-known, but its actual positioning is as an economy hotel! If their managent knew you described their hotel that way, they’d be worried. What if people thought it was too expensive and didn’t dare to book, so no one stayed there in the future?
"Also, just to let you know, the starting price at Keely Hotel is around three to four thousand per night, and the slightly better room types are even more expensive."
The young woman in sunglasses added, "And this young man said he has booked the pick-up service, so it’s unlikely to be an ordinary room..." As she finished, she glanced at Luofeng.
Luofeng, however, just smiled. "I suddenly think Ho Inns isn’t so bad after all, especially since Uncle has that internal agreent price..."
"HAHAHA!" The young woman in sunglasses burst into laughter.
At this mont, the uncle’s expression flickered unpredictably. So, I’ve been made a fool from the very beginning... And I’m that fool?
The greasy uncle took a deep breath and said through clenched teeth, "Young man, don’t you think you’re going a bit too far?"
"How have I gone too far?" Luofeng asked in confusion.
Before the other could reply, Luofeng continued, "Uncle, I understand you want to show off. n are often like that in front of a beautiful woman; it’s normal. However, I already told you I’m staying at Keely Hotel, and you just kept blabbering on. If you don’t even know about this hotel, who can you bla for being made a fool of?"
"Err..." The uncle fell silent, looking as though he had completely withdrawn into himself.
After Luofeng finished speaking, the young woman in sunglasses passed her phone to Luofeng, with a ssage typed in the notes app.
"Thank you, young man, for stepping in just now and saving from this greasy uncle’s boring attempt at flirting! I’m glad to et you. My na is Duanmu Yunji."
Luofeng knew that soone with her manners wouldn’t say such things directly to the uncle, so this was her only option.
"Hello, Miss, I’m Luofeng," he typed back into the notes app on her phone. "No need to ntion it. I just can’t stand such annoying greasy uncles."
Of course, Luofeng had already checked Duanmu Yunji’s Attractiveness score and Desire List. She desperately wanted to avoid chatting with the uncle. That’s why he had stepped in to help.
[Duanmu Yunji]
[Age: 21]
[Height: 176cm]
[Weight: 53 kg]
[Attractiveness: 95]
[Figure: 98]
Desire List: [1. Can that uncle just shut up! I’m so annoyed by him! Just stop talking!]
When he first saw this young woman’s basic information, Luofeng was actually quite surprised.
My goodness! This lady is 176cm tall? If she wore 8cm stilettos, wouldn’t she be almost as tall as at 185cm? Such body asurents are astonishing, scoring as high as 98 points! All one can say is that such a figure is incredibly impressive just from the data. However, it was impossible to see it fully, as she was sitting and, moreover, wrapped in a trench coat... Her legs weren’t visible. Her waist wasn’t visible either. But with a 98-point figure, it must be captivating.
As for him helping her, Luofeng knew she must have developed a favorable impression of him.
Luofeng casually looked at the greasy uncle’s attributes too.
[Jia Kui: 47 years old]
[Height: 167cm]
[Weight: 70 kg]
[1. This woman is so beautiful. It would be bliss to spend a night with her... But she’s not easy to pick up. Is she ’one of *those*’? I’d be willing to pay 2,000 for it!]
[2. That guy next to her, why don’t you just parachute out mid-flight and fall to your death!]
[3. I must get her contact information. If she’s ’one of *those*,’ I’ll get her for under five thousand.]
"PAH!" Upon seeing this, Luofeng silently made complaints again.
’One of *those*’? Are you blind? With her kind of aura? Is that even possible? Besides, you’re only 167cm tall. You want to hit on a goddess who’s 176cm? Who gave this uncle such audacity? It couldn’t be Teacher Liang, could it? How many tis has Teacher Liang been unfairly blad for things like this? This kind of uncle, with his rare level of thick skin and unwarranted confidence, is almost astounding. Two thousand for a beauty like that? If beauties like her cost 2,000, I’d take ten! I’d have a new one every day. Or even two a day. Honestly.
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