"So that's what happened. That son of a bitch really did big ti. How could they do this to ? I always tried to be the best son for her, best brother for her daughters. I always respected that son of a bitch brother-in-law too. Damn how could they do this. She raised as her own since my mother died while I was still a baby. They were always so kind too. But just as my father died, they cut off like a rotten limb?" Said Noah aloud sitting on the ground in the forest.
"Damn, what do I do now? And why the hell my head hurts so much, if I was healed from poison?" He wondered aloud as if soone could give him an answer.
*Answer: Users headache is a consequence of a mory erasing procedure. This state has been severely worsened by performing mory restoring procedures in sequence within a short ti span.* Answered the sa emotionless voice that spoke to him like a soulless puppet.
"Great. I did not die from poison but now wish I would be dead just from using my own system…." Sighed Noah.
"Wait what? My system?" Exclaid Noah, his eyes going wide.
/System window/ willed Noah in his mind. Giving an order with the voice inside his head.
Translucent rectangle appeared in front of him, showing him his own state.
"It loads! It really works! My system works!" Startled Noah jumping up from the ground in excitent. His headache exploded with vengeance yet even that did not diminish his excitent.
"Ok, ok, lets see the system na…." Said Noah taking heavy breaths and calming himself.
A few monts passed in silence as he looked at his system window with a frozen face.
"System are you fucking with ?" Broke out the words as if sothing snapped inside him.
*Unable to recognize user inquiry*
"WHAT IS THIS UGLY BASTARD IN THE SYSTEM NA GRAPH?" Said Noah seething with anger.
*Answer: Initial System na has been corrupted in the transfer process. Troubleshooting process has analyzed the error that occured in the system transfer process as well as all initial data of the soul possessed by the user and found an optimal word pattern match with the best performance.* Answered the system voice.
"Ugly bastard? This is the best system I could get?" Said Noah with a sigh as if deflating from disappointnt. "Well sothing is better than nothing at all."
/Open skill tree window/ he willed in his mind.
Translucent screen in front of him suddenly changed form and beca black as ink. Black tentacles rushed at him enveloping him entirely until he was totally covered in blackness then he disappeared entirely.
"WHERE AM I?" Asked Noah a mont later, finding himself in the darkness. "Wait…this feeling. I've been here before. The place where my thoughts eco like I am talking aloud. Hold on, white canvas, where's the white canvas? Oh there it is?" Stread his thoughts into the darkness as if he spoke them aloud.
"So what is this place?" Wondered Noah calming down after seeing the canvas. He was here before and got out safely so there was no need to panic.
*Answer: user is on the skill tree page of his system window*
"This is a skill tree page? Wait, but that's not how it usually is, right? At least no one ever ntioned sothing like that in any book I've read." Said Noah in confusion.
"System is there a problem with my….with you?….or is it with ? Anyway, is there a problem?" He asked into the darkness.
*Answer: On rare occasions the system may create additional dinsions for the user to learn the skill that needs a special type of comprehension. In the chronicle of the Great Library such rare occasions are nad heroic souls. People with heroic souls have been granted special types of systems that normal souls are too weak to hold. Such systems can sotis have unique skills in their skill tree that are too hard to train in the normal world environnt. As the user poses a heroic soul, the system deed it necessary to create a special dinsion for the skill comprehension*
"Great Library."
*Source of Godly knowledge possessing the record of everything in the world also known as Akashic Chronicle.*
"Oh." Said Noah, rembering so ntions of it in one of the books he read.
"Alright, so if I have this strange dinsion, it ans I am special case?"
*Affirmative.* Answered System
"How special are we talking here. You know so examples that had this type of soul as ?"
*Yes. In the Chronicle of Great Library it is written that many among the heroic soul possessors have beco Server administrators and even developers*.
"Now explain in "human" once again" Said Noah with frustration after hearing so unknown words.
*People with heroic souls has beco Deities and Gods looking over entire worlds and galaxy's"
*Well know examples: Hell fire lord Samael, Gilgash, Odin, Amatersu,…* Spoke the system listing the nas that Noah only ever heard from myths and legend.
"Ok, ok I get the gist. So I am really great." He said stoping systems emotionless recount.
*Heroic soul is only referring to the talent you are in possession of.* Answered system countering his words.
*In the Chronicle of Great Library it is stated, only a small portion of these people achieved greatness, and most of whom wasted this gift, by for example becoming alcoholics or drug addicts and ending life in misery as bums. On many occasions they have turned into sinners, criminals and murderers ending in a noose or electric chair. So, although achieved partial success, have veered off the immortality path and never reached Godhood before death, leaving in their path only ager achievent barely better than those left by so normal souls. Putting yourself on an equal pedestal as those rare occasions that managed to reach the top would be inappropriate from a statistics point of view, as your chance of ending up dead in a gutter after living your life as a waste of world resources is far higher than reaching Godhood.*
"You just ruined all my motivation before I even began my path to greatness you asshole" Said Noah with dejection and frustration at the sa ti.
*Still your chances are greater than people with normal souls*
"Sigh. I get it. I have to work hard. So where's my skill tree?" Asked Noah deciding to move forward with examination of his system that he dread to have his entire life. Even these few discouragent from system were not enough to ruin his happiness from finally awakening the system.
*You are watching at it.* Answered system'a voice.
"All I see is this white canva….." Started to say Noah but his words stopped half way as realization downed on him.
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"WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THIS? WHERE ARE MY SKILLS? HOW DO I DEVELOP THEM? WHAT SKILL SHOULD I GET FIRST? WHAT TASKS I NEED TO PERFORM TO GAIN NEW SKILL? THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE! JUST A BUNCH OF WEIRDOS TALKING TO EACH OTHER!!!!!!!"
*Answer: In the process of system activation it has been found that there is no data library containing enough information for gradual developnt of users skills. The second best option was connecting to the data source with the most information regarding the system word pattern match: UGLY BASTARD.* System started to explain in plain voice.
*Although a gradual and asured developnt plan can not be created, by learning from the people in this so-called "Comnt section" the user has the chance to reach the full developnt of his system. It has been analysed and confird that the people listing here are in possession of all the knowledge the user may need. They are the most d̶e̶g̶e̶n̶e̶r̶a̶t̶e elite beings you may find.* Said system voice.
"Oi, there was sothing there that you wanted to say instead of ''elite ``.''
*Answer: system does not understand your question*
"?" Noah silently stared into darkness
*?* Silence spread in the world as system did not add anything else.
"Fine. So tell how did I get cured from poison?" Asked Noah with another sigh.
*Answer: one of the d̶e̶g̶e̶n̶e̶r̶a̶t̶es enlightened beings in this "comnt section" has perford a ritual that was applicable in regards to Ugly Bastard system capability. Which created a new skill"
"? There's that unsaid word again." Thought aloud Noah. "I understood only half, but what I get is that one of the people shared an information that allowed to open a new skill, right?" Rationalized Noah aloud.
/Open skill list./ Willed Noah and before him another canvas opened. This one instead of a pure white background had a very realistic picture of a blue sky and green grass on a hill. The only questionable thing was so kind of crest in the form of a bent window in the corner, and three yellow rectangular objects in the middle of the blue sky. One of those three rectangular objects had words "Skill List", the second signed "Very important stuff" and the last one had the word "Howork" under it.
"What's this?" Asked Noah in confusion.
*Answer: system is monitoring the "comnt section a.k.a. CS" live 24/7 while saving any and all useful and applicable to system Ugly Bastard information into the system library to create an educational material for future possessors of the sa or very similar systems. The picture you see is called a "desktop".
Desktop background pictures may be changed to any of the user's preferences. Three yellow rectangles are called: File Folder, or in short folder. Folder is a place to hold things. Open the file folder to see all the things contained in this folder.
"I get what the "Skill List" folder is for, but what is the "Very important stuff" and "Howork" folder are for?"
*Howork folder is a special type of dinsional pocket, with an unlimited space that can contain any object user don't want others to find*
"The na is sohow misleading" Said Noah.
*According to systems analysis this is the na with a best performance of hiding your possessions from "Scan Pocket", "Identify possessions" and "Dinsional thief" skills listed in the Great Library, with ability to look into personal dinsional pocket*
"I see. So it is nad this way for a reason. Fine then. What about the other one?" Asked Noah looking at another folder.
*The "Very important stuff" folder is a normal dinsional pocket with limited space and no special ability. It needs to be updated for enlarging and it can be scanned by "Scan Pocket" and "Identify possessions" skill without problem, as well as be robed with the help of "Dinsional thief" skill*
"I see……" said calmly Noah. But felt a slight anxiety. He felt like this system chipped away his normal and very ordinary logic piece by piece. And it scared him what he would look like at the end of that process.
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