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Now reading: Chapter 6 – Time to beat meat from Ugly Bastard, a Action novel by DollyLamb.

Noah was lying on the forest ground while heavily breathing. In his foolish attempt to escape the pain he tried to escape from mind space, but it was a useless move, as pain followed him here as well.

"Those bastards…They almost killed " Said Noah taking heavy breaths.

*Their actions were within the rules of the comnt section. In my logical opinion the fault lye with this user*

"Yeah, yeah, I brought this upon myself. But how was I supposed to know? They are too vicious to beat this way knowing I am a newbie and did not know the rules yet." Said Noah.

"Anyways it seems I need to get to the point with one post, because I might need to wait for so ti before soone else comnts after to not make my posts into "Spam" as they call it." He said analyzing the problem.

*May I share an observation?* Asked system

"Go on"

*In the whole ti of observation of CS conversations, the system has not seen large text comnts. Although the system window allows you to write a huge text with many symbols. None of the comnters ever posted a comnt larger than 2 or 3 sentences. In my analysis, posting a big text may break so other rule we don't know and incur the anger of the community once again.* Said System.

"Good job. You may be absolutely right. So I need to be short on words and get to the point in the most efficient way." Noah scratched his chin while thinking.

"Alright let's go back." He sais so a few monts later as if coming up with an idea.

After appearing in the dark space once again Noah looked at the CS screen and added new post

/How to beat a stronger enemy?/

"Short and efficient! I think this should work." Said Noah while waiting for people to reply.

Speaking of beating, I think it's ti… Answered soone to his comnt with a broken phrase and added a picture as if it was supposed to finish his words.

"Huh, what does he an with this picture of a ti dial, a piece of raw at and a large polished stick?" Asked Noah in confusion.

Well as the saying goes: If you can't beat it, fuck it. Replied the next person.

"What the hell? We are talking about monster here you perverted freak" Exclaid Noah flabbergasted at the crazy idea.

You have to beat the motherfucker with another motherfucker. Replied a third person while adding a picture of a man holding another man by the leg and above his head. From the looks of it he was swinging that man to hit other people with him.

"The fuck? Can't you people be a little bit more seriou…." Started to say Noah.

*Conditions have been t. Creating new skill*

"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?" Exclaid Noah baffled that his system actually took it serious.

*Skill created: Stronger companion*

*Would you like to use the skill*

"Yes?" Answered Noah unsure whether he does the right thing agreeing to it.

Noah suddenly returned to the real world and so kind of energy flowed out of him and flew to the dead wolf body lying on the ground nearby. After a few monts the body of a wolf shuddered and slowly the dead wolf stood up and looked at Noah.

Noah noticed that although the wolf was moving, its eyes remained dead empty and lifeless inside as if it was just a puppet.

"Holy crap! Am I a necromancer now?" Exclaid Noah in surprise.

/Open Skill List/ willed Noah and imdiately saw a list of all his skills.

He ntally pointed at the new skill and a detailed information window popped up in front of his eyes.

//Skill: Stronger companion//

//If the right conditions are t, give the user one companion that is stronger than him. Companion will disappear when user will beco equally strong or stronger than that companion//

"Sohow the details are strange. So it's not specifically making undead? There are other ways to make a companion? And what's with the "If conditions are t" sentence? What are the conditions? How do I know if they are t?" Asked Noah aloud, feeling confused from the skill description.

*System lacks information to give a definite answer. However it seems that having a dead body of a stronger monster is one of these condition* Answered System deciding that those question were directed to it.

"Overall this feels like another strange skill." Said Noah with another heavy sigh.

"Well, fine. Now that I have this strong monster with , surviving will be a lot easier and I can finally kill so monster on my own." Said Noah, then stopped as if an idea ca to his mind.

"Oh! Now that I ntioned it, this would be my very first real monster hunt. Yesterday I barely did anything with that asshole. He only let kill a few bunny monsters and vicious squirrels that he beat half to death, even for normal people they barely give any evolutionary energy that we need for skill upgrades and growth." Muttered Noah with excitent happy at his own drastic change.

"This ti I will gain so real prey and make myself stronger. It's ti for to rise from the bottom!"

Noah felt excited. His whole life he could not use his system. And while people upgraded their skill tree and gained new skills and powers, he remained at the very bottom. He was the target for ridicule. But now this would change. He finally had so skills that would help him grow. Now he would be able to rise just like everyone and cease the ridicule of the people around him.

"Alright it's finally ti to beat us so…..wait." Said Noah stopping half way as so realization dawned on him.

"Now that I said it," He muttered rubbing his chin. "It finally dawned on . That picture was with a ti dial, at and stick, it was a rebus. Ti, at and stick. Ti to beat at? That's what he ant. That phrase sounds strong."

"ALRIGHT TI TO BEAT SO AT!"

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