Looking at the two Umamusu before him, both restless and ready to pounce at any mont, Mizuno broke out in a cold sweat. He decided it would be better to hurry up, ask what their wishes were, and satisfy all of them.
"May I ask if there's anything you two especially want to do right now?"
"Hmm?" Fuji Kiseki and Hishi Amazon both froze at the sa ti, then stared thoughtfully at the handso man in the chair, whom they had already labeled a scumbag.
"Why ask that all of a sudden?" Fuji Kiseki narrowed her eyes suspiciously.
"Nothing…" Mizuno's eyes shifted around guiltily. "Just simple concern from a Trainer."
"Hah! You scumbag. Don't tell you're trying to conquer us the sa way you conquered President Rudolf and the others, then use the chance to escape?" Hishi Amazon pointed at Mizuno and flashed her little fang in a disdainful smile.
"Sorry, but you're going to be disappointed. My type is soone like a Kan Rider: brave, responsible, quietly protecting everyone from the shadows, and willing to sacrifice themselves when it matters. Not a scumbag like you, who seduces every girl he sees."
"…"
Mizuno was speechless.
What was this girl imagining? Had he ever said he wanted to conquer them?
Every ti Mizuno had fulfilled an Umamusu's wish before and ended up being clung to by the satisfied Umamusu afterward, it had been completely unexpected. It had never been his intention. He simply did not want everyone to feel sad and lost because of their regrets, while also lowering the concentration of Misfortune around the academy a little. He had never once thought of building a harem.
Even though Mizuno's current physical endurance was already enough for him to handle several Umamusu at once, he still had no intention of using his Uma Mint to deceive girls' feelings.
After all, he truly was a pure-love guy. To Mizuno, doting on Rice Shower as his little sister, keeping Broshi company as his good brother, raising Urara as his daughter, and then casually finding himself a virtuous wife would already be enough for one lifeti.
Though what happened last night had suddenly added three more girls he would have to take responsibility for over the course of his life, and it was no longer very likely that only two people would sleep in one bed in the future, his attitude toward other mbers of the opposite sex was still to maintain an appropriate distance as much as possible.
The sa went for Hishi Amazon and Fuji Kiseki, who were standing before him now. In Mizuno's eyes, they were two young Umamusu who were not mature enough yet, and he needed to guide them out from under Uma Mint's influence.
Before he completed that task, he would not avoid it, much less run away!
"Think whatever you like…" Mizuno shook his head helplessly.
Proving to these two dorm supervisors that he was not a scumbag would be too much trouble, and it would not an much anyway, so Mizuno simply could not be bothered to explain.
The key now was how he could draw out what their wishes actually were.
Fortunately, Mizuno had already thought of a way.
When dealing with Umamusu of different personalities, one had to work with the traits of that personality.
And with a bold, forthright Umamusu like Hishi Amazon, the best way to make her answer his question honestly was provocation!
"Hmph-hmph…"
Thinking of that, Mizuno smiled contemptuously.
"Speaking of which, didn't you two say just now that you wouldn't be seduced by a carrot spirit like ?"
"You clearly said you weren't afraid of tempting you, but now you don't even dare tell what you want to do most…"
"Could it be… you're scared?" After saying that, the corners of Mizuno's mouth lifted slightly, as if to say, I win.
Mizuno used [Taunt].
It's super effective!
"Who said we're scared?!" Hishi Amazon slamd the table and shot to her feet, her Umamusu ears pinning back angrily.
"Amazon, don't fall for it. He's taunting you on purpose," Fuji Kiseki calmly reminded her from the side.
"Of course I know he's taunting !" Hishi Amazon clenched her fists and glared fiercely at Mizuno.
"But a hero can't run away when the battle's right in front of her! If he wants to taunt , then let him! I'm not afraid!"
"You want to know what we want to do most right now? Fine, I'll tell you!"
"We want to eat you!" Hishi Amazon opened her mouth with a "wah," both hands forming tiger claws, her strong thighs gathering power as if she would leap at him in the next second.
"…"
Mizuno raised an eyebrow and began considering how true her words were.
"Amazon isn't joking. We really do want to eat you." At that mont, Fuji Kiseki echoed her, tapping the spoon in her hand against the plate on the table with a steady rhythm. The look she gave Mizuno held a trace of…
Appetite?
"When you say eat… you an literally?" Mizuno asked in surprise.
"That's right." Fuji Kiseki nodded, her expression serious and not at all fake.
She scooped up a spoonful of food, paying no mind to the fact that she had just used it to feed Mizuno and that it might have his saliva on it, and directly put the spoon into her own mouth. As she carefully chewed the delicious food, she explained to the bewildered Mizuno.
"Umamusu have four major desires: appetite, sexual desire, sleep, and the desire to run. All four are essential to an Umamusu's survival and must be satisfied.
"But your Uma Mint has directly locked both my and Amazon's desires onto you alone!"
"The last two are easy to satisfy. We just need to sleep or go run a few laps on the Track. Sexual desire is similar enough. If it really cos to it, we can just Uma Pyoi you…
"But appetite is sothing we cannot solve…
"We don't want to beco monsters that eat people, which is why we wanted to collect your blood and take it for research into an antidote."
"Do you understand?"
As Fuji Kiseki spoke, she sped up her eating, as if trying to resist her appetite for Mizuno by tasting more of the delicious food.
"!"
That explanation greatly shocked Mizuno.
The negative effect his Uma Mint had on them was actually making them feel appetite toward him?!
And to satisfy their wish, he would have to offer himself up for them to eat?!
Did that not an that if he wanted to avoid being eaten by them, he would have to let them eat him?
That was a complete paradox!
"Then can we use another thod? Like replacing it with bodily fluids or sothing?" Mizuno suggested.
"Bodily fluids?" Hishi Amazon froze.
"Don't tell you an…" Hishi Amazon's gaze slowly moved downward until it stopped at Mizuno's crotch. Her face instantly went bright red, hot steam puffing out from the top of her head.
"You pervert! Creep! Lecher!"
"Crap! Don't get the wrong idea!" Mizuno hurriedly explained, afraid the misunderstanding would deepen. "By bodily fluids, I ant blood! Blood!"
"Blood? That should work." Fuji Kiseki nodded and licked the oil from her lips.
"Your blood tastes very sweet. If there were enough of it, perhaps it could temporarily suppress our desires."
"But the problem is…" Fuji Kiseki's tone suddenly shifted, and her sharp gaze fixed on Mizuno.
"Do you have enough blood in that body for us to suck?"
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T/N: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SUCK DRY KISEKI!!!!!!!!! LET JUST SEE UR KISEKIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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