Uma Musume: Wine Red Chapter 104: Washed Up

"Co back here, McQueen!!!"

"Mhmmph Pphhmmhh hhmppp!!!"

"I don't believe I'm saying this, but eat first before talking!!"

Amongst the many visitors of Tracen Fan Fest, a pair of umamusu can be seen chasing each other. The one in front, the umamusu with the light purple hair, is carrying a massive amount of food in her arms, while the one behind, the umamusu with the long white hair, is doing her best to catch up.

"Why are you so fast?!?!"

"Hmph!!"

"Don't throw trash at !! What's wrong with you!??"

Goldship couldn't believe that she beca the proper woman of the situation. It's usually McQueen who is yelling at her, but she regresses into a cave umamusu when it cos to food.

"Co here!!"

"Hmph!!"

"Whoah!!!"

Goldship pounced at the noble lady, but she quickly turned around while swinging her legs. The proper lady misses by an inch of Goldship's face.

"You almost killed !!"

"That's the point!!"

Goldship drops her center of gravity now that she knows McQueen has the full intention of killing her.

Forget about running, it's ti to kill each other!!!

"Diable Jambe!!"

"Holy shit, woman!!!"

"Have you ever eaten with your life on the line?!"

"It's just so snack!! Calm down!!"

"This is why I hate you!!"

McQueen jumps forward and delivers a blazing axe kick straight at Goldship. If Goldship were a normal umamusu, she would've gotten hit by a powerful kick, but she isn't normal. Goldship hops back to dodge the attack before jumping forward again to deliver a counterattack.

"You're not the only one who can do that! Epaule!!"

Goldship lifts her right leg straight up and prepares to drop it on McQueen. If only McQueen weren't faster than her.

"Take this!!"

"Wah!!"

McQueen sweeps Goldship's leg in the middle of her attack. Goldship has no one to bla but herself, as now she is considerably slower than McQueen.

"Gah!!"

"Understand your place, Goldship. There's no place for you between the trainer and . You can no longer fulfill your duty."

"Kuh!!"

"If you want to stop , then send the trainer himself."

Damn!! This can't be happening!! I lost to McQueen!!

"I know my place, Goddesses damn it!! I know I have no chance of beating you!! Nobody needs to tell ANYTHING LIKE THAT!! But it's not winning or losing!!"

"Damn you!!"

"It's about taking you on!! RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!!!"

"Then you will die braver than most."

Goldship brings her tattered body up and prepares herself once again. She knows she can't win, but most important of all, she is Igo Heita's trainee. How can she call herself his if she can't even do one of his tasks!?!?!

The 2 umamusus prepare their stance. They are so focused on each other that not a single blink happened between them. They don't want to miss even a single bit of movent from the other.

"Oooh~~? Heyo, McQueen."

"Trainer?!?"

"You blinked!!"

Goldship launches her attack. She jumps forward and prepares to pounce on McQueen.

"Konoha Senpuu!!"

"What?!"

*BAAAM*

Goldship once again drops her guard, and because of that, she takes McQueen's kick straight on her face. Since the kick was backed by an umamusu's strength, the long, white-haired umamusu was sent flying.

"GOLDSHIP IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!"

*BLING*

"So you defeated Goldship, huh? I told that bastard to start training, but she kept being a bitch. Look at what that gave her. Serves her right."

"Dear Igo, please mind your words."

"Huh?"

McQueen was completely taken aback when soone called HER trainer with such a loving title. The queen quickly turned her head to where the voice was coming from.

"Ah… I guess I should introduce these things to you."

"He really is just the worst little brother soone could ask for."

"And the cutest too."

Little brother?!?!?!?

"The three expired hags over there are my older sisters, while the little one is my younger cousin."

"Why do you only mock us and not Equinox? That's not fair."

"That's because he loves ."

"I redact that statent, McQueen. The annoying little one over there is my younger cousin."

"Wha!?!? Annoying?! I'm not!!"

McQueen froze in place. She hadn't expected to et the groom's family so early. Had she known, she would've put sothing more grandiose. Sothing more appropriate for the occasion.

"Aa… Aa… A… I'm jiro Mc–Mc–McQueen!! It's an honor to et you!!"

McQueen instinctively bowed and offered her business card.

"...oooookaaayyy."

"..."

"..."

WHY DID I OFFER MY BUSINESS CARD?!?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ?!?!??!?!

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! I RUINED IT!! I RUINED MY ONE CHANCE TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION ON HIS FAMILY!!! MY FUTURE IS RUINED!!! THERE WILL BE NOTHING ELSE FOR TO LIVE FOOOOORR!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

"Pfft!! Hahahaha!! This is a funny one. I like her."

"A jiro, huh? No wonder she is well prepared."

"Fufufu~~ Please don't bow, little one. Raise your head."

"Aaa… Sniffle… Sniffle… Thank you… Sniffle… Sniffle… Thank you so much."

"Big brother, why is she crying?"

"I… don't know. People are weird, Equinox. Promise you won't grow up to be like them."

"I promise!! If it's big brother's wish, I'll do absolutely anything!!!"

"Good."

"Are you going to ask anything else, big brother?"

"Hmm? Ah… Have you finally found soone you like in your high school?"

*Twitch* *Twitch* *Twitch* *Twitch*

"Big brother, I love you."

"Aaaww~~ I love you too~~"

*Twitch* *Twitch* *Twitch* *Twitch* *Twitch* *Twitch* *Twitch* *Twitch* *Twitch* *Twitch* *Twitch* *Twitch* *Twitch* *Twitch* *Twitch* *Twitch*

"By the way, McQueen, just how many snacks have you eaten today?"

"A modest amount, my dear trainer. A proper lady must not engorge herself in worldly desire. A simple spoonful should be enough to satisfy one's need for the taste."

"What in the actual fuck?"