"McQueen, shake that ass more as you run."
"Go to hell!!"
While the entirety of team Minaz, except for Goldship, was busy training, the young man was leisurely lying on his side with his eyes oogling his trainees. His eyes are laser-focused on their bottoms, and how they sway around with every step.
Hmm… Maybe we can use them as a distraction. Who doesn't like ass?
"Do you prefer bottoms over breasts, trainer Igo?"
"I'm a man whose wood will rise for both and more. By the way, why are you still here, Gentil? Do you not have anything better to do?"
"It's weird hearing that from soone who is lying on the ground in a T-shirt and shorts."
"I have done my task in making their nus. It's the assistant's job to guide the trainees."
"And you take that lying down, Agnes Tachyon?"
"Hey, I'm being paid."
And his sweat also generates a shit ton of money, so that's that.
"Interesting~~ You seem to be good at attracting anomalies, trainer Igo."
"And yet, I didn't attract you, Gentil."
On contraire, trainer Igo. You have very much captured my eyes.
"Greetings, Gentildonna. I have arrived as I promised."
"Ah! Thank you for coming, Daiichi Ruby. I almost get tired from standing."
The young man turns around to see the incoming umamusu. She has a small stature, but her elegance gives her a more mature air compared to her peers. Her long, smooth, dark-brown hair flows behind her like a soft curtain. On the back of her head, a vivid red ribbon, almost as big as her head, improved her innocent image. Her reddish-purple eyes glint like a ruby at the slightest bit of light.
"Hello, Sachet Princess."
"I beg your pardon."
"Princess Patootie~~~"
"Sigh… I can already tell what kind of person you are."
"Good. Can you bring Gentildonna with you? She is kinda hovering around like a creep."
"Haha! He calls you a creep."
Gentildonna casually kicks the ground and sends a ball of dirt toward Goldship's face. Usually, Goldship's eyes would be the victim, and she would be rolling on the ground while screaming, but this is Gentildonna we are talking about. The ball of dirt connected with Goldship's face, and the latter flew 15 ters back.
"You just killed soone, gorilla."
"I've subjected her to worse."
"The fact that you're saying that proudly scares ."
"It pleases ."
"Shall I roll out the blanket, Gentildonna?"
"Yes, please. Thank you."
The young man was entirely piqued at what the hell these two were talking about, so he completely turned around. Behind him is a complete picnic set–one that you would bring to a sakura viewing.
"Girls, this is a training track, not a Goddess-damn flower field."
"We're on the side of a training track, trainer Igo."
"Pedantic bastard. Give a sandwich."
"Kufufufu~~ Taking a bribe. Do you not feel ashad to the younger generation, trainer Igo?"
"Nope! Nom!!"
Gentildonna rummages through Daiichi's picnic basket and hands over a triangle-slice sandwich to the young man. He proceeded to take a large bite out of the bribe he had just been given before turning around to refocus his eyes on his trainees.
"My apologies, but may I ask who this person is, Gentildonna?"
"This man is Igo Heita, the newbie rookie everyone has been talking about."
"The Villain, yes?"
"The fucking who?!"
The young man quickly sat up and faced behind him at Daiichi Ruby's comnt. He knows people have been talking about him behind his back, but being called The Villain is a little bit outlandish, isn't it? What has he done to deserve such a moniker? And who is the Hero?!
"What did I do?!"
"Being scary."
"Fear is subjective, Daiichi. Gorilla, are you afraid of ?"
"No."
"SEE!!"
"You're also very rude."
"Gentil, am I rude?"
"Yes."
"What!? Blasphemy!! Tampon, am I rude?"
"Absolutely."
"Oh! I've been offended!! Such narrow-minded umamusus!! GIRLS!! AM I RUDE?!?!"
""YES!!!!""
"See?"
"Oh shut up! Eat my ass!"
Don't mind if I do.
"Alright then! I'm going to be The Villain everyone's been wanting to be."
The young man grumpily crawls and sits cross-legged behind Daiichi Ruby. With ease, he puts his hands on her waist, lifts her, and then puts her on his lap.
"Alright! I have a kidnapped princess, ti for the hero. Which one do you prefer, Sachet Princess? The Prince Kishi or the Adventurer Helios?"
"Neither."
Daiichi answered calmly, before taking a small bite out of her own sandwich. One can see the difference between The Villain, who bites half of the sandwich in one go, and The Princess, who only takes a small snippet of the edge.
"Aaawww~~ You're no fun."
"And you wonder why people call you rude?"
"Oh! I know I'm rude, but I'm not The Villain because of that. I want to have an actual feat to be nad as a villain, you know? Not just so rumors."
"You're the first person to be so excited when people are badmouthing you."
"OH! I take pride in that! I just want to give them a reason, you know? That's why I'm kidnapping Daiichi Ruby until soone cos and saves her. You okay with that, Princess Patootie?"
"This is my first kidnapping. Please guide on how to react, Trainer Igo."
"This is the weirdest conversation I've been a part of."
"Pant! Pant!! We're done!!"
"Good job, girls. Make yourself at ho and sit down."
"This picnic isn't yours, you know?"
"I give them permission to hold it here, so it might as well be mine."
"Sigh… Could you not embarrass us?"
"I love you too, McQueen."
"You can't say that! You have a girlfriend, rember?"
"It's parental love, sweetie."
"Gggrrrrrr!!!!!!"
The team Minaz's mbers, grumpily sit down around the picnic blanket. They want him to love them, yes, but as a parent is like spitting directly on their faces.
I will never acknowledge that thief as my mother!! I'M THE MOTHER!!
"You made enough sandwiches for anyone, right, Sachet Princess?"
"I made enough."
"Thank you. Have so, girls."
"You really are a shaless man, trainer Igo. Not that I hate it."
"Thank… you…, Gentil…?"
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