Uma Musume: Wine Red Chapter 178: Brain Dead Shipper

"Oooh!! That has to be them, right?!?"

"I can hear two male voices!!!!! And their voices are so iconic, it has to be them!!"

"What are you girls doing?"

McQueen's group of umamusus entered the onsen, expecting it to be chaotic, but this was too chaotic. The umamusus there aren't dipping their bodies in the bath, but pushing against the massive, thick wall that separates the trainees and the trainers.

"McQueen!! Good timing!! Co here and perk your ears up!!"

"Eh?!? What is going on?!?"

McQueen was pulled into the massive gathering of umamusus and perked her ears. Her ears then start picking up a familiar voice.

"Is that… Trainer?"

"So it is him!!"

"Then the other person has to be Trainer Muyaku Rippa!!"

"Why are you all making such a huge deal about them taking a bath together?"

"It's just the two of them!! Alone!! In the bath!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT AN, MCQUEEN!??!?!"

"Excite!! Your nose is bleeding!!!"

McQueen steps back from the excitent of her fellow umamusus. It reminds her of jiro Dober whenever the latter is struck with inspiration. It sotis always ends in a bad thing, though.

"The Villain and the Knight!! Bathing in one pool together!! THEY'RE HAVING A DUEL WITH THEIR SWORDS!!! THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO WAY THEY'RE NOT DOING THAT!!"

"Their swords?"

McQueen tilts her head in confusion. The young man is a trainer, so why would he be carrying a sword? He is eccentric, but he never carries a sword when he's with them. And there's also trainer Muyaku Rippa. From everything McQueen has heard, Gold City's trainer is a true gentleman. Soone like him would absolutely not be carrying a sword.

"The–The–There absolutely no way they're doing that!!"

"Eh? You know what she ans, Suzuka?"

"NO!!"

Suzuka had not even touched the hot water, but her face was already red like a tomato. The carrot fan herself with her hands since she can feel the heat from the steam and her own body.

"McQueen, when she said sword, she ant their genitals."

"Eh?"

Ikuno decides to destroy her roommate's innocence. At least if it's Ikuno who did it, she can inform her in the softest way possible.

"They are fighting… with their genitals…? What? How?"

McQueen knows a man's genital from Dober's doujin, but she doesn't exactly understand how n fight with it. Isn't that sothing you use to make love? She has heard of sex being referred to as fighting in bed before, but surely her trainer and trainer Muyaku aren't carrying a bed to the onsen, right?

"Let enlighten you about the wonderful world of boys' love, McQueen. Your world will never be the sa."

"You can't!!!"

Suzuka steps in between the umamusu known as Excite and her own teammate. On the chestnut-haired umamusu's face is an expression of regret and excitent, as if 2 Suzukas were fighting to take control of the body.

"You seem to be a veteran, Silence Suzuka. I guess the stereotype of the silent being the freak is always true."

"It's not!!!! I've never read or collected an entire bookshelf worth of that kind of books!!!"

"Nobody accuses you of that… but… okay… I'm going to ignore that."

"So basically McQueen, excited thinks that your trainer and trainer Muyaku are having sex."

"Eh? I beg your finest pardon."

"One of them is thrusting their genital into the other one's anus or mouth or both."

"IKUNO!!!"

"It's better if she knows it, Suzuka. It's just a stupid, trivial thing."

"IT'S NOT STUPID!!! IT'S ART!!!"

"EXCITE!! YOUR NOSE!! YOUR NOSE!!! YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!"

The scene becos even more chaotic as blood floods the bath, turning the water red. Even more umamusus are perking their ears to hear even the slightest bit of noise they can from the 2 male trainers. They were so busy in their own worlds that they completely ignored a supermodel entering the bath.

"Hmm? What's going on here?"

"Gold City!! Please help!! They're starting rumors about your trainer!!"

"What's new? Isn't that what you girls have been doing?"

"So there's nothing wrong if we say that your trainer is in a gay relationship with trainer Igo Heita, right?"

"I beg your fucking pardon."

The onsen's temperature drops to below zero once the supermodel starts staring them down. Everyone gulped their own saliva and stood still as the supermodel approached the separator wall.

"Stop with your gossiping. There's absolutely no way they are—"

"Aaaaaahhhhh~~~"

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"EXCITE!!! STAY WITH US!!! DIC!! DIC!!! SOONE NEEDS BLOOD!!!"

Gold City's statent was cut short by a noticeable manly moan coming from the other side of the wall. Unbeknownst to them, it's just the noise those old n make when they dip their bodies into the warm water. Gold City and McQueen's minds are blown when they hear the young man's moan.

Is this… Did he get traumatized by females after his incident? No… No… It's not fair… I didn't do anything to him!! It's her fault!! WHY DO I HAVE TO SUFFER FOR IT!??!?!

AAHH!! What should I do?!?! What do I do!?!?! His ntal image of females must be so bad right now!!! AAAAHHHH!! EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE WORKED SO HARD FOR IS CRUMBLING IN FRONT OF !!!!

On that day, one can hear the desperate howls of several umamusus.