Uma Musume: Wine Red Chapter 182: Disappointing Emperor

"Ah! Here you guys are!"

"Hmm?"

The young man and his concubines turn their heads when they recognize the familiar voice of the Emperor of cucks. The young man expected her to be in a bikini as well, like her peers, but he was disappointed when he saw what the Emperor was in. She was in the normal Tracen swimsuit plus a big swimming tube around her waist, a snorkel on her face, and a sand-castle-building tool in one hand.

"What's wrong, Trainer Igo?"

"I understand that you are retired, but really? You look like you're in the middle of a vacation."

"Am I not?"

"You're not wrong, but you make jealous. I'm here for work while you're here to play."

"Are you saying that you're not happy being sandwiched by us, Trainer Igo Heita?"

"In a sense, yes, but I can't be like this for two months straight, can I? Rudolph basically is enjoying a two-month vacation!! Not fair!"

"Well, it's not only her who is here for vacation. So are we. We're retired, rember?"

"Oh yeah!! You girls are bitches!! I forgot about that!!"

The concubines giggle at his clearly annoyed comnt. Honestly, they would like for him to have more free ti to play with them, but he still has his responsibility to his trainees.

"Pant!! Pant!! Pant!! Pant!! Trainer!! Pant!! Pant!! We're finished!! Pant!! Pant!! Pant!!"

"Good job, girls. Sit down. Our mat has expanded without realizing it. You invaders better bring food and drinks for my girls here."

"Fufufu~~ Of course we did. Here's a royal kale juice. It's really effective at recovering your stamina."

"It tastes fucking horrible."

"It did what it was made to do, Brian. You drink so during your active days, no?"

"Yeah, and I hate every ti it goes down my throat."

"Thanks, big sis Ramonu…"

jiro Ramonu brings out a thermos of royal kale juice and a stack of cardboard cups. She gently poured so into 5 cups to offer to the Minaz team trainees. The viscosity makes it look less like a juice and more like porridge. The umamusus look down with dread at their cup.

"Sho–should we drink this, trainer?"

"Yes, Suzuka… I understand what it looks like, but it's good for your body."

"Uuuh… Suuurreee…."

*GULP* *GULP* *GULP*

"GAAAHH!! Bbbbwwweeeehhhh~~!! Pbbbttt!! That tastes horrible!!"

"UUuugghh!! AAhhh!! HACHIMI!! HACHIMI!! I want Hachimi!!"

The young man watches as his trainees' mood drops one level after drinking the kale juice. The young man rembers the royal kale juice item that Tazuna Hayakawa sells during the MANT scenario very well. It's the one thing that always frustrated him because it's never sold at the sa ti as the cupcake!!

"I'll treat you girls to so dessert after this training, how about that?"

"Suuurre… Bbbbweeeehhh… It still lingers on my tongue…"

"Ahahaha… Let's race for now, okay? You can go back to your room or stay here as long as you return by three o'clock."

"I'll stay here!! Prez is here, so it'll be more fun!!"

"Sigh… Fine… As long as you'll have energy to train in the evening."

"Yaaaaayyy~~!!! Let's play, prez!!"

"Ahahaha…"

The Emperor is dragged by her lieutenant toward the sea. The young man wishes he could join them as he, too, needs to cool himself down. Being surrounded by his sexy concubines has ward his body to the point that white smoke starts emitting from his ears.

"For the rest, you should wait until your body has cald down before dipping into the sea to cleanse yourself."

"Pant… Pant… Okay… Haaah… Pant… I'm so sweaty…"

"Yeah, you sll great, McQueen."

"The fact that I'm not grossed out by that statent is a saying at just how weird you are, Trainer. Please change…"

"I want to lick your sweat."

"Uuuhhh!! Stop!! Big sis Ramonu!! Trainer is being a weirdo again!!"

"Fufufu~~ Trainer Igo Heita, you should stop teasing McQueen too much. I might not be able to help you if she tells grandmother."

"Is your grandmother prone to being flirted with?"

"Fufufu~~ Hahaha!! You really are full of surprises, Trainer Igo!! I really want you both to et now just to see how hilarious it will beco!!"

"Please don't, big sis Ramonu!! I'll die of embarrassnt in front of the whole family!!!"

"You were right about his taste, Brian… Everything is in his range…"

"Even I'm surprised by this one, Empress… You can't impregnate an old umamusu, weirdo."

"I'll leave the childbearing process to you, young umamusus. For the fun bit, I'll play with the more experienced one."

"Oh, Goddesses… I'm even more grossed out now. I'll pay you with my body to shut up, Trainer Igo Heita."

"I'll take your deal, Air Groove!!! How about you, Wolfie?"

"I have no intention of–"

"I bet even a granny umamusu still has so in them. I can lubricate their old joints with my–"

"Fine! Fine! Stop talking! Just fuck already!!"

"Ahahahaha!! I won again!!"

"You really know the art of the deal, Trainer Igo Heita."

"Please don't complint him, big sis Ramonu…"

"Oy, boss! The kids aren't going to train until evening, right?"

"Don't call us kids!! We're around the sa age!!"

"Yeah, why?"

"Then I'm going to train. I'm still an active umamusu after all."

"I see… Will you be wearing a micro bikini?"

"No…"

"Alright. Go fuck yourself then. Get out of my sight."

"..."

I told you we should buy a mini one.

You should fall in love with a better man.

Look at a mirror, bitch.