University Doctor and His Fragile Patients Chapter 341 - 275: Head Stuck in Bed? You Need the Fire Depa

"Pfft!"

No one knew who was the first to lose control.

Laughter echoed in the room, one after another.

The patient himself was sowhat distressed, covering his face, yet still pleading, "Dr. Chen, please make an exception, I really have a special situation here..."

Chen Mu: "..."

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"I really want to know, how exactly did he get his head stuck in there?!"

"When Dr. Chen ca in, I was speechless. Contemporary university students would go to any lengths to avoid military training."

"I saw outside there were quite a few without military uniforms, are they seniors here just to watch the show?"

"They could also be here to take a check-in photo. This kind of scene isn’t sothing you see every day at Hai City University."

"??? What’s that supposed to an, even at Hai City University? I feel slightly offended."

"To be honest, I’ve already checked in from behind my computer screen."

" too..."

"Just got back from trending on Weibo, you guys already got this dude trending. Ding! Friendly reminder! You’ve lost your right to date in university!"

"Hahaha!!! You guys are so an! But I love it!"

"..."

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Sighed a breath.

Spoke up, "Student, I just checked your pulse, you’re in great health; there’s no way I can give you a sick leave note."

"I’m dood..."

The boy looked desperate, "If I have to explain my late arrival with such an outrageous excuse, will the instructor believe ..."

"If he doesn’t believe , won’t I have to face military training again next year...boo hoo...I really didn’t want to escape military training..."

Chen Mu raised an eyebrow, casually said, "Your instructor will believe you."

Seeing the patient’s disbelief, Chen Mu raised his hand, pointing at the live-streaming cara nearby.

"The national audience can vouch for you."

"Later you can find your live stream online and use it to prove to the instructor that you’re not lying."

There’s actually video evidence to clear his na?!

Listening to Chen Mu’s words, the boy shed tears of joy, "Boo hoo...Dr. Chen, thank goodness you ca..."

Chen Mu sighed again.

"Let wait here with you for a bit; once the firefighters arrive, I will..."

Before Chen Mu could finish his sentence.

A sudden rush of footsteps ca from the dorm entrance.

In the next mont.

A boy with bloodstains on his shirt burst in, "Is Dr. Chen here? Sothing happened in our dorm!"

Seeing the bloodstains on the boy’s shirt.

Chen Mu was also taken aback.

Quickly climbed down from the upper bunk, "Student, please lead the way."

The boy seeking help briefly explained the situation in his dorm as they walked.

He had a roommate involved in an online romance.

He had agreed with the online partner to et in person next month, so he’s been in anxiety mode these past days.

His roommate’s anxiety was quite simple.

The photos he sent to his online partner were all edited, and he’s afraid to look bad in person.

How embarrassing if, when they et, he gets dumped because he’s not as good-looking as his photos?

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"Seriously, how much did this guy Photoshop himself, to look so different in person?!"

"Think bigger, maybe he just took photos of so handso internet model."

"Is it possible that your roommate’s online girlfriend Photoshop’ed herself even more?"

"Huh? He actually used my photos to find love online? Does that an I have a girlfriend now?"

"I’m up first!"

"Anyone with diabetes, step back! Don’t let him enjoy even a bit of sweetness!"

"..."

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Listening to the boy’s story.

Chen Mu was utterly baffled, pointing to the boy’s bloodstained shirt, "It’s just a lack of confidence in his appearance, so how does this happen? Self-harm?"

This was the only possibility Chen Mu could think of.

The boy’s expression turned strange, "No, he looked up all kinds of makeover guides online, bought new clothes, and ca back with loads of face masks."

"He insisted on transforming himself into Hai University’s top heartthrob before the etup."

Hearing this, Chen Mu exclaid, "He’s surprisingly optimistic?!"

"But how does this relate to the bloodstains on your shirt?"

The boy nodded vigorously, "Of course it does, and it’s quite significant!"

"He’s been dressing himself up flamboyantly every day, even got so girls from our class to coach him."

"Helping him with styling tips. But last night, we went out for a hotpot."

Chen Mu: "Stomach bleeding? Or was it hemorrhoids acting up?"

The boy shook his head again, "Neither."

Under Chen Mu’s questioning gaze, the boy disdainfully said, "Dr. Chen, don’t rush , let explain slowly."

Chen Mu: "..."

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"Dr. Chen: Facing such bizarre cases daily, I can’t even stay in this crappy job for another day..."

"Classmate, could it be that Dr. Chen only wants to know what happened to your roommate and what caused the bloodstains on you?"

"How about I offer to be Dr. Chen’s assistant? I could cut out the nonsense and pass on just the useful information to him."

"Dr. Chen: Classmate, I’m not that interested in gossip; I’m more concerned about his well-being."

"How about letting him continue sharing, Dr. Chen? I can’t for the life of imagine how rely having hotpot could leave one covered in blood?"

"Covered in blood is an exaggeration, isn’t it? Isn’t it just so blood on the collar?"

"Even so, it’s scary, alright? If there’s a blood count of one, by the ti Dr. Chen gets there, the person might be done for..."

"That’s unlikely, a blood count of one is quite rare, even corpses typically have three!"

"Aren’t they already quite fast? Why aren’t they there yet?"

"Isn’t there sothing off about this route? Why have they left the apartnt building?"

"What’s strange about that? It’s a university, after all; it’s not like there’s only one boys’ dorm!"

"Wait... I attend Hai City University, and in the direction this student is leading, there are no boys’ dorms, just girls’ dorms..."

"Huh?????"

"..."

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"What’s going on, what’s going on?"

"Dr. Chen, I know you’re live streaming now, but you can’t just rush to the girls’ dorm with a male caraman and live feed!"

Chen Mu was following the boy, urgently pushing into the dorm building.

The dorm matron furiously stopped them.

Hearing the dorm matron’s words, Chen Mu looked at the girls passing by.

Only then did he belatedly realize.

This was indeed the girls’ dorm.

In that mont.

Chen Mu’s gaze at the boy leading the way changed instantly, "Classmate, I think I need an explanation."

Boy: "Huh?"

Chen Mu frowned, "You’re a boy, do you live in the girls’ dorm?"

Listening to Chen Mu’s words.

The boy’s expression turned strange once more.