Su Bingbing stood next to Chen Mu, blinking her eyes.
Why did she find the voices outside sounded so familiar?
She turned her head to Chen Mu: "Dr. Chen, in the school dical room, if we encounter this kind of particularly urgent situation during operation, we should be able to let soone cut in line, right?"
Chen Mu, who had already recognized who it was, was holding his throbbing forehead.
He sighed lightly and nodded: "They can cut in line, let them co in first, don’t make a fuss outside..."
Su Bingbing had just reached the door and opened it.
A few familiar faces rushed in hurriedly from outside the school dical room.
"Dr. Chen!"
"Dr. Chen, please look at my roommate! My roommate can’t go to military training like this!"
Seeing these familiar faces and the familiar lightbulb in the mouth of the person surrounded in the middle, Su Bingbing was also dumbfounded: "Is there sothing wrong with my mory? Didn’t Dr. Chen already help you knock out this lightbulb last night?"
"How co..."
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"No way! Even if my wife’s mory is failing, it’s not like all of our mories are failing too, right?"
"I also... I clearly rember this guy swallowed a lightbulb last night, and it was Dr. Chen who stayed overti to knock it out???"
"This... this..."
"It’s only been one night, how did this lightbulb end up back in his mouth?"
"At first, I thought Dr. Chen was exaggerating, but now I suddenly feel those twenty ambulances downstairs might not be enough, considering this level of recklessness, Hai City University would need at least ten thousand ambulances..."
"..."
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Even though Chen Mu has been a school doctor for quite so ti.
He could be considered to have seen a lot.
Yet, seeing the lightbulb in the boy’s mouth, his lips couldn’t help but twitch, "No..."
"It’s not even five in the morning yet, and under normal circumstances, the dorms aren’t open, and hardware stores definitely aren’t open..."
"Where did you get this lightbulb from?"
Chen Mu walked up to the boy and took a closer look, "Whoa! The glass on this lightbulb is so shiny, it looks brand new!"
The roommate who accompanied the boy who swallowed the lightbulb was the sa roommate who blocked Chen Mu downstairs in the male dorm last night.
He was also the one who was wailing like a ghost outside the school dical room just now.
As the spokesperson for the boy who swallowed the lightbulb, he raised his hand very enthusiastically, "Doctor, last night, soone pried open the protective railing at the water room on the first floor, and basically all those people lining up on the playground ca out through the window of the first-floor water room!"
Chen Mu smiled and nodded.
He turned to Su Bingbing and said: "Later, I’ll trouble Reporter Su to write down the nas of all these students for , then take them to the dorm manager to confirm, anyone who sneaked out without notifying the dorm manager will lose credit hours."
As he spoke.
Chen Mu did not forget to point at the group of four from the male dorm who jumped out of the water room.
"Don’t forget these four, they ca out through the water room too!"
The boy instantly collapsed: "Dr. Chen, I did all this for my poor roommate, there’s no need to be so heartless!"
Chen Mu smiled: "It’s very necessary!"
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"Hahaha!!! I’m dying of laughter, losing credit hours over talking too much!"
"I even suspect if it weren’t for the caras here, the few roommates with him would stab him on the spot..."
"Not just his roommates, who on that playground doesn’t want to stab him, why is his mouth so troubleso!"
"I still rember how He Xingchen got off the hook yesterday, how can this guy dare to say anything in front of the school doctor!"
"I’m dying of laughter, these poor college students, losing credit hours right as the school begins!"
"School Doctor Chen is really ruthless, credit hours are like a student’s lifeline!"
"..."
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"Dr. Chen, I’m begging you..."
The boy wanted to continue pleading.
But Chen Mu did not give him the chance to continue nagging.
He returned to his desk and pointed toward the direction of a stool.
The boy who swallowed the lightbulb had already sat obediently on the stool.
Chen Mu: "Did you bring your ID card and social security card?"
The boy nodded, carefully taking out his ID card and social security card from his pocket.
He handed them to Chen Mu.
Chen Mu took a look, only kept the social security card and returned the ID card to the boy.
"He Congming..."
Chen Mu couldn’t help but smile at the student na on the social security card, "Your na is quite interesting..."
Once the na He Congming was brought up.
Everyone in the school dical room couldn’t help but smile.
Only the boy who swallowed the lightbulb, silently lowered his head.
If there were a crack in the earth in the school dical room, this boy would have silently slipped into it.
Chen Mu turned to look at He Congming’s roommate, "Before we treat him, I think it’s necessary to explain why he swallowed a lightbulb again and how the lightbulb ended up in his mouth at this ti?"
He Congming’s roommate avoided his friend’s pleading gaze.
With a beaming smile, he explained to Chen Mu.
"After Dr. Chen helped him remove the bulb last night, he lost a bet and had to call each of us three roommates ’dad’."
"Then He Congming didn’t sleep a wink all night, he felt yesterday was an accident!"
"He believes his mouth is big enough to remove a lightbulb from it."
Chen Mu started to have a headache, "Wasn’t it already proven yesterday that even if his mouth is big, the lightbulb would still get stuck..."
As a person of normal intelligence, Chen Mu really struggled to understand He Congming’s logic.
"No no no!!!"
He Congming’s roommate shook his head enthusiastically: "He Congming says he failed yesterday because the lightbulb wasn’t right!"
"So last night in the university’s idle goods group, He Congming offered a high price to buy a lightbulb!"
"And wouldn’t you know it! He actually managed to buy one! It’s now in his mouth!"
Chen Mu: "..."
He examined the situation in He Congming’s mouth with a flashlight.
It really was...
A bit smaller than yesterday’s lightbulb.
Chen Mu reluctantly got up to prepare the sa tools as yesterday.
When he ca back with the tray of tools, Chen Mu looked earnestly at He Congming: "Classmate, once I help you remove this lightbulb, I’ll issue a referral form from the school dical room, and you should visit a designated tertiary hospital."
He Congming couldn’t speak.
However, his three roommates all looked more nervous than one another.
"Didn’t the lightbulb yesterday not cause any issues? Why is it serious enough today to warrant going to a tertiary hospital?"
"Dr. Chen, how serious is my roommate’s situation really, could it actually, like you ntioned yesterday, lead to habitual dislocations?"
"Or could it genuinely lead to vision decline or even blindness?"
"If he can’t play on his phone in the future, He Congming, why don’t you give your new remote control you just bought, I really like it."
Before He Congming could get a chance to lash out at his roommates.
They heard the fatal blow from the school doctor: "I suggest you accompany him to the hospital to check his brain, suspected intellectual disability!"
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