"Traditional Chinese dicine: Even if Hua Tuo himself ca, I wouldn’t admit this is fortune telling!"
"Alright, alright! Then I’ll go to a traditional Chinese dicine doctor tonight for a divination—oh no, I an a pulse diagnosis..."
"..."
—
Facing the overly surprised look of the patient.
Chen Mu also showed undisguised speechlessness.
After pursing his lips.
He started to complain, "Student, have you ever thought that smoking two packs a day makes you look like a poor man?"
Under a dormitory building.
From the male dorm crowd hearing clearly what Chen Mu said, there were constant sounds of gasping.
"My goodness, we’re all from the sa school, why are these guys so rich!"
"I now stretch one cigarette for a whole day because I’m broke, and he smokes two packs a day???"
"Even though I also love smoking, it is harmful to health. At this rate, does he really think he’s living too long?"
"The guy has money, maybe he thinks he can go to the hospital for life-saving treatnt!"
"..."
Within the crowd.
It’s unclear who, the more they spoke, the more sour it beca.
The patient lying on the ground felt embarrassed hearing these voices of discussion and rubbed his hair.
Let out a sigh.
Seriously explained to Chen Mu, "Dr. Chen, I didn’t actually smoke this much in the past; it’s only recently."
Chen Mu nodded.
He could also tell this information from the patient’s pulse.
As long as the patient wasn’t lying to the doctor, Chen Mu was not inclined to interrupt the patient.
The patient, however, indicating evident concern.
As if afraid of Chen Mu misunderstanding, he continued to explain urgently, "Lately, we’ve been practicing in the canyon every mont and have been pulling all-nighters for a while now..."
"At first, it was drinking coffee and strong tea, but when I couldn’t fight off sleep, it turned into one cigarette after another, and before I knew it, a pack was gone..."
"Actually, I know this is not great, but sotis, it’s not that easy to control..."
The patient rubbed his face, trying hard to explain.
—
"I accept the patient’s explanation. Many tis, it’s unconscious behaviors that result in huge consumption."
"This is true; I ate snacks unconsciously before, and by the ti I realized, the snacks on the coffee table were all gone."
"Right, right! And watching TV while eating—I realized it only when I was about to burst!"
"I thought I was the only one with such unconscious consumption behaviors. Watching the bullet screen, does everyone have such a possibility?"
"The patient was afraid Dr. Chen would classify him as soone skilled in courting disaster!"
"Do you guess if he’s explaining to Dr. Chen or his parents?"
"What’s it got to do with parents? Our parents’ generation is probably less likely to watch live streams, right?"
"But our parents do scroll through Douyin; with today’s data capabilities, segnts of their son will definitely get pushed to them, and they’d be like ’wow!’"
"Giving your kid extra money is for fear they might eat poorly or not dress warmly at school, didn’t expect it went to this, better cut so living expenses!"
"Alright, alright!!! Those with low living expenses can’t see through his little tricks. I’m poor, I’m not fit!"
"..."
—
Chen Mu nodded, "Staying up late and unhealthy eating are basically old, well-discussed topics, and finally..."
Chen Mu’s speech paused abruptly here.
He turned to look at the live streaming cara behind him, "Why don’t you step aside for a bit, while I say a few words to this student?"
The person filming obediently nodded.
Preparing to leave with the cara, but the patient who was just lying down suddenly jumped up.
Blocking the cara person, and looking nervously at Chen Mu, "Dr. Chen, I believe even if I do have so illness, it can still be said in front of the live cara!"
He had just claid there were no hidden illnesses.
Yet Chen Mu suggested the live cara temporarily leave.
What a joke.
If people with ulterior motives see this, who knows what they’d interpret!
At least the notion of a hidden illness could quickly spread online.
He’s still a young lad, doesn’t even have a girlfriend yet!
Chen Mu didn’t expect such a strong reaction, opening his mouth, he sowhat helplessly advised, "Student, better let the live cara leave for a bit, what I want to say is very short, it’ll only take one or two minutes."
The patient kept shaking his head, "Isn’t this live program a collaboration with our school? As a mber of Hai City University, Dr. Chen, I’m very willing to cooperate with the program’s shooting!"
Chen Mu awkwardly scratched his nose.
Sincerely suggested, "Student, you really don’t need to cooperate..."
"The program produced by our school now already has many famous individuals. There’s no necessity for one more like you..."
The main point is.
If your issue is spoken aloud.
You could truly beco internet-famous.
For regular people.
When Chen Mu’s words reached this depth, so would likely understand the hint from Chen Mu’s side.
Taking the hint.
And wouldn’t strongly insist, requiring the recording cara to remain.
But peculiarly.
The student facing Chen Mu was simply not a regular person.
But a stubborn mule!
This stubborn mule was determined to dig deep.
Gazing at Chen Mu, continuing to inquire, "Dr. Chen, please don’t evade the cara, just tell , what’s exactly wrong with my problem."
"I’ll stake my integrity on it, I definitely won’t hide any illness or refuse treatnt!"
Several of his fingers were raised beside his head.
He knew, since Chen Mu said so, his body surely had so issue.
Now, there’s even gossip online.
Saying Chen Mu is Hai City University’s Black and White Impermanence; these fragile university students who get nad by Chen Mu, are dood!
But the guy really doesn’t care.
He only needed to prove no hidden illness, to preserve his remaining dating opportunities during his university years.
Chen Mu truly never considered.
Even when words reached this stage, the fragile university student before him was still so stubborn.
With a light sigh.
Chen Mu quite helplessly spoke, conducting the final confirmation, "Truly don’t allow the live cara to leave, wanting the film crew to stay?"
The young man nodded, "Even if I am sick, I’m sick in a justified way. Why escape the live cara?"
Chen Mu: "..."
Good words are hard to advise the stubborn ghost.
Eyes quietly averted, too reluctant to see the fragile university student’s impending expression.
Chen Mu finally spoke, "I only wanted to say, your spleen and kidneys are sowhat weak now, don’t watch adult films day and night, bad for your health..."
With Chen Mu’s words falling.
The space by the apartnt door, even with a large group of fragile university students gathered, beca silent to a degree where a pin drop could be heard.
The males looked at the patient with surprise.
The females showed so disdain.
—
"666!!! Regardless of day or night, still, bro, you’ve got a strong addiction!"
"To keep dating rights, saying everything to keep the live cara, I feel after this broadcast goes out, this guy completely loses his four years of dating rights at university?"
"Tsk! Now with the internet so developed, self-dia short videos spreading so fast, everyone should be confident, he likely loses not only his four-year university dating rights but also post-graduation dating rights!!!"
"Dr. Chen: I’ve really tried hard to advise you..."
"From the mont Dr. Chen turned his head away, I knew he might say sothing shocking, and indeed! Hahaha!!!"
"Am I the only one curious where he got those resources?"
"That’s easy, just leave a fill-in-the-blank in any comnt section, plenty of enthusiastic netizens will help you out!"
"Hahaha!!! Originally harmless, self-destructed to total collapse!"
"..."
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