"???
"At this mont! A useless person silently straightened their back. Mom, I think I might suddenly be useful!"
"Are the viewers in the live stream all part of Dr. Chen’s consultation???"
"Can soone with a good brain explain what Dr. Chen ans?"
"Usually, a counselor might indeed find it troubleso and avoid it, but with the attention from the livestream audience, if they don’t co to solve the problem, unless they don’t want the job!"
"With this livestream, even the principal has to approve an icebox for Dr. Chen. Do you think the counselor will co?"
"Show!"
"..."
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Jiang He quickly reacted, his eyes lit up.
"Thank you, Dr. Chen! I’ll call my counselor right now!"
Jiang He ran off happily.
"Next student!" Su Bingbing called out loudly from the doorway.
A boy with a pale face walked in.
Chen Mu: "ID card or your health insurance card."
The boy handed over the health card.
Chen Mu swiped his health card and saw the boy’s identity information in the system, "Jia Caijun, what’s wrong?"
Jia Caijun rubbed his belly.
Looking at Chen Mu, his eyes were filled with sincerity, "Dr. Chen, can you help ? I haven’t gone number two for at least three days!"
Chen Mu: "..."
Under the cara.
Jia Caijun casually lifted his shirt hem up.
Showing his bloated belly to Chen Mu.
"Dr. Chen, I’m very sure right now, my stomach is full of crap!"
"It’s really uncomfortable not being able to get it out!"
Chen Mu looked at him, "Usually, not being able to poop is caused by constipation. Have you tried any thods before coming to see ?"
Hearing Chen Mu’s words, Jia Caijun’s eyes lit up.
He gave a thumbs up to Chen Mu, "Dr. Chen, you’re really the divine doctor famous at Hai City University, your questions are so professional!"
Chen Mu: "..."
Jia Caijun touched his belly, "I’ve really tried quite a few thods, little tips from short video platforms to relieve constipation."
"Like eating a banana, drinking a large glass of warm water, then massaging the belly."
"Tapping the scalp three tis, doing a roll in the morning."
"Stretching, drinking weird green juices, and doing poop exercises, I’ve tried them all."
"Turns out, those constipation bloggers are all liars, I still haven’t managed to get anything out!"
Chen Mu didn’t understand but was greatly shocked, "Poop exercises, is the internet world really this colorful and diverse now?"
Pointing at the wrist pillow on his desk, "Let check your pulse."
A minute later.
Chen Mu just removed his hand from Jia Caijun’s wrist.
The clear-minded yet foolish university student eagerly asked, "Dr. Chen, how is it, can you solve my poop problem?"
"If I can’t go, I’m going to die from holding it in!"
"You don’t believe , feel my belly, it’s full of it!"
Jia Caijun enthusiastically grabbed Chen Mu’s hand, wanting Chen Mu to feel the contents of his belly.
Chen Mu struggled to pull his hand out, with a face full of refusal!
—
"Hahahaha!! A guy forcing another guy to touch his belly, why does this scenario look so funny!"
"???
"Are you sure it’s asking Dr. Chen to touch his belly, it’s clearly the stuff inside!"
"Don’t say it, don’t say it, I even think if Dr. Chen really touched it, it’s no different from grabbing poop with gloves on, and it has to be freshly made!"
"Did you consider the feelings of people eating in breakfast shops while posting these comnts???"
"..."
—
"Student, I don’t need to touch your belly, I can also treat your constipation!"
Chen Mu forcefully pulled his hand back.
Silently gritting his teeth in his heart.
Once the principal matter is over, he must go to the principal’s office and have a chat about adding so school rules!
At least add one, not to casually drag the school doctor’s hand to touch weird things!
"Oh, I see..." Jia Caijun nodded with so regret.
But soon, Jia Caijun perked up again, "Then Dr. Chen, how are you going to treat my constipation?"
Chen Mu stood up.
Went to the examination bed and laid a disposable sheet.
The sheet was just laid, and without needing Chen Mu to speak, Jia Caijun had already instinctively laid down on it.
Chen Mu went to get the acupuncture kit.
As soon as he took out a needle, he heard Jia Caijun’s voice, "Dr. Chen, if you help with acupuncture, can I have a good release when I get back?"
Chen Mu: "I can’t guarantee..."
After a few needles.
Chen Mu waited for over a minute before removing the needles from Jia Caijun.
"Get up, I’ll prescribe you so dicine."
Jia Caijun eagerly got up and followed behind Chen Mu.
Just about to continue questioning, Chen Mu handed him a load of dicine.
Jia Caijun looked down.
A whopping ten glycerin enemas were shoved into his hands.
Looking up in surprise.
He saw Chen Mu solemnly pat his hand, "Student, next ti you’re constipated, there’s no need to try so many thods. Enemas, this thing, are cheap, effective, and fast-acting."
"These are all yours, enough to last you a while."
Jia Caijun still wanted to say more, but Chen Mu, while advising, pushed him out of the school infirmary.
With his arms full of enemas, Jia Caijun stood blankly at the school infirmary entrance.
Seeing the surrounding teasing gazes, he imdiately fled in panic.
Chen Mu turned back into the school infirmary without looking back, "Next student."
Chen Mu had just returned to his desk.
Suddenly, he sensed a waft of fragrance before him.
Looking up.
Even Chen Mu couldn’t help but be stunned for a mont.
The student in front wore a simple white long dress, with long beautiful hair, casually flipping her hair, exuding elegance in every gesture.
The so-called campus beauty must be sothing at this level?
She gently sat in front of Chen Mu, "Hello Dr. Chen, I’ve been feeling a little unwell recently."
Chen Mu dumbly stared at the beauty in front of him, "So white..."
The next second.
Chen Mu quickly realized he might have misspoken.
Quickly said, "Alright, first give your ID card or health insurance card!"
"I’ll input your information first."
Even though Chen Mu reacted quickly enough.
The viewers who had squatted in the live broadcast for a long ti still heard that just now...
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"Dr. Chen, you can’t do this, she asks if you can help, and you say she’s white?"
"How co saying she’s white can’t be part of the dical parlance, let think, okay, can’t think of anything..."
"No, does Hai City University really have beauties of this level, can I pursue her?"
"I’m from Hai City University! I didn’t even know our school had such a beautiful student, nor do I know how to get her contact?"
"Contact information? My roommate is already running towards the school infirmary, the brave have already set off to pursue true love!"
"The last ti I saw such a pretty girl, it was the legendary Immortal Sister!"
"No... I seem to have seen this goddess in the male dorm last ti, she might already have a boyfriend, so let’s not disturb her life?"
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