90: Chapter 90: Bootlicking Kung Fu Master 90: Chapter 90: Bootlicking Kung Fu Master You can’t deny that, Jia Zhenjing’s ass-kissing Kung Fu is absolutely first-rate; the tily flattery really made Sun Xiaonao feel good.
She proudly puffed up her head, looking quite pleased.
It seems if you want to do well in the company, you must thoroughly learn the art of buttering people up; otherwise, you’re bound to be kicked out sooner or later.
However, Lin Zifeng stared at her full pectorals, truly fearing that the gossar buttons would pop!
They almost burst out at the chest.
Seeing Lin Zifeng’s burning gaze, Sun Xiaonao straightened her chest.
After all, a woman’s breasts are their pride; a woman without breasts isn’t really a woman.
“Director Sun, hello, my na is Lin Zifeng, the new security guard.
I don’t understand anything about the company, and I will be looking forward to Director Sun’s care in the future.
The first ti I ca to the company, I heard that Director Sun was righteous and willing to help others,
and moreover, the company’s performance has been steadily rising every year.
Without Director Sun, heaven knows what the performance would plumt to.
Most importantly, Director Sun, you’re also so beautiful,
you’re truly the Goddess in our hearts!
If I hadn’t seen you with my own eyes, I really wouldn’t have believed it.
But now, seeing is believing, wow!
You truly live up to your na; I was almost stunned just now.”
After listening to Lin Zifeng’s bullshit flattery, although it sounded odd, who doesn’t like to be praised by others?
Especially soone as proud and haughty as Sun Xiaonao.
Her mood imdiately lifted, and her view of Lin Zifeng was sowhat elevated.
But in his heart, Lin Zifeng was secretly nauseated.
Damn it!
Although you do look good, saying these conscience-betraying words, it’s really the first ti for !
You might eat it up, but I’m getting sick of saying it.
Standing to the side, Jia Zhenjing stared with eyes wide open, simply unable to believe that these words had co out of Lin Zifeng’s mouth!
Your grandfather’s grandmother’s grandfather!
This guy’s bootlicking skills are almost catching up to mine.
Sun Xiaonao secretly delighted, arrogantly thrusting out her chest, said, “It seems you do have quite a sweet mouth, don’t you?”
“Hehe, I am the kind of person who has no faults except for really liking to tell the truth.
If you ask to lie, forget it!
I can’t do that job and I can’t bring myself to say it.
Soone as noble, aloof, down-to-earth,
elegantly understated and classy as you, could I possibly lie about that?
You know the public’s eyes are sharp.
If you don’t believe , you should at least believe in your own charm, right?”
Lin Zifeng’s praise flowed smoothly; even Jia Zhenjing exclaid in his heart that this damn guy was really a master of the ga.
“Do, do I really have all the qualities you described?”
Flattered by Lin Zifeng like this, Sun Xiaonao also started to blush.
These days, if a man isn’t bad, a woman won’t love him; if a man isn’t sweet-talker, he’s not much use.
Which woman doesn’t like to hear sweet nothings?
Especially this coquettish kind of woman; probably her coquettishness at ho really reaches the heavens.
“That’s not just good, it’s simply that you are the Goddess in the hearts of all our security room staff!”
That mont, Jia Zhenjing wasn’t falling behind either.
He bulged out his Frog-like eyes, quickly stepped forward, and coordinated with Lin Zifeng in a duet of flattery.
The two of them put on quite the act.
“Go!
Go!
Go!
Stop talking to !
I’m not asking you,” Sun Xiaonao said rebukingly.
When she saw Jia Zhenjing also stepping forward to butter her up, she imdiately felt displeased.
It seed that when soone else was sucking up, you just had to squeeze in.
Jia Zhenjing was left speechless now; why could he flatter you and I couldn’t?
We’re all born by mothers, so why such a big difference?
“What’s your na?” Sun Xiaonao batted her eyelashes seductively, her round hips swaying as she smiled at Lin Zifeng, especially her willow-leaf eyebrows, which seed to be flirting with Lin Zifeng.
She had truly not rembered Lin Zifeng’s na just monts ago, but now that he said it, it seed she had taken a sudden interest.
People, oh people!
That’s just how they are.
If soone praises you, you’ll strut your stuff in front of them with all you’ve got.
“Hehe, the little one is called Lin Zifeng!
A new security guard in the Security Departnt.”
Lin Zifeng flashed a grin, finally giving Jia Zhenjing an out.
Otherwise, that saucy minx would probably end up pestering them about their computers later on.
“Good, I’ve got you in mind.
If you ever need anything, feel free to co to my office,” Sun Xiaonao said, living up to her reputation as Tianyu Group’s number one saucy minx.
A couple of flattering remarks and she was really taking herself too seriously.
But her chest did stir so serious curiosity.
“Okay, okay, thank you so much, Director Sun.
From now on, your word is my command,” Lin Zifeng’s smile was equally radiant.
Sun Xiaonao’s mood instantly soared.
Not only could Lin Zifeng dish out complints, but his ass-kissing kung fu was also top-notch, which really brightened her mood, which had been looking for an outlet for her pent-up anger.
Now, she was as sweet as if she had eaten a spoonful of honey.
“Mm-hmm, keep up the good work, and when you make a na for yourself in the company, I’ll consider transferring you to our Comrcial Departnt.”
Sun Xiaonao raised her head proudly, a smile on her face.
“Then I really appreciate it, Director Sun,” Lin Zifeng nodded.
“Mm, get to it then,” said Sun Xiaonao as she started walking towards the elevator.
“Damn your ancestors’ ancestors, bro, you’ve got ga!
Even the sassiest lady in our company has taken a liking to you!
Looks like I, old Jia, need to learn from you.
When are you free to teach so chick-magnet tricks?”
Jia Zhenjing swallowed hard; he now fully understood the saying ‘true skill is hidden behind a plain face.’
He thought to himself, this kid’s first day and he’s already earned the favor of Sun Xiaonao, the most flirtatious at Tianyu Group—what’s next?
Wouldn’t all the company harpies end up fallen prey to his sweet talk?
No, no.
This kid must be pretending to be a pig to eat the tigers; he’s the real ladies’ man.
Here I am, Jia Zhenjing, having lived for thirty years and yet to truly hold a woman’s hand.
Seems like I really need to learn from him.
Who knows, maybe this old Jia’s thirty-so years as a virgin might really end soon?
“Hehe, Brother Jia, don’t make fun of .
This little trick of mine is nothing compared to what you’ve seen, just so low-level tactics.”
“Stop, bro, in the art of flirting, it’s not about who’s older, it’s about your performance just now.
Bro, I’m totally impressed.
From now on, don’t call Brother Jia, just old Jia will do.
Sun Xiaonao is the sassiest woman in the whole Tianyu, and bro, your fortunes have turned.
If you end up hooking up with her, don’t you dare forget about , okay?”
“Heh heh, you said it, her chest is really not ordinary—it looks about ready to burst that blouse.
Bet it would feel amazing to touch.
Tsk, tsk, if I could cop a feel soday, that’d be the life,” said old Jia, his face revealing a look of eager anticipation.
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