Chapter 435: Technician Number 11 At Your Service
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"Have you morized all the acupoints?"
"Y-yes, I have."
"Good, let test you then!"
Chen Huaian leaned back in his chair, kicked off his shoes, and unceremoniously shoved his feet into the lap of a Yaochi female cultivator. These feet of his were truly blessed, instantly sinking into a warm, fragrant, and soft embrace.
Pure bliss!
"Esteed Senior, I-I'll begin the massage now."
Just as the Yaochi disciple was about to start,
Zhang ngchu suddenly struck a gong with a loud "BANG!"
"Wrong! You're supposed to say: 'Dear custor, Technician Number 11 at your service!'"
"Oh, right, s-sorry!" Under Zhang ngchu's fierce glare, the Yaochi disciple quickly corrected herself: "D-dear custor! Technician Number Eleven at your service!"
"Mmm, much better." Chen Huaian nodded contentedly.
Now this feels right, absolutely right.
All the mories ca flooding back!
The foot massage industry that had collapsed in the modern world after the Spiritual Revival was now making its debut in the Cangyun Realm, albeit still in the trial phase within this pocket dinsion.
The Yaochi disciple cautiously massaged Chen Huaian's feet.
She couldn't understand—
how could a Great Ascension Stage master from the Sword Pavilion need foot relaxation? These feet could probably walk through blades and fire without losing a single layer of skin.
But she dared not ask.
She could only follow the acupoints ticulously with her fingers.
"What do you think? Did she get the acupoints right?"
Zhang ngchu observed for a while before asking a Lingxi Valley disciple standing opposite.
"Reporting to the Venerable One, her acupoint knowledge is correct." The Lingxi Valley cultivator clasped her small hands together and nodded demurely with a faint smile. "Our Lingxi Valley specializes in dical arts. We're extrely proficient in acupoint manipulation and taught them everything without holding back."
As she spoke, her gaze unconsciously drifted toward the Yaochi cultivator, feeling an indescribable satisfaction smoothing out all the wrinkles in her mind.
Absolutely delightful!
Many cultivators in the Cangyun Realm considered Yaochi superior to Lingxi Valley, assuming they were affiliated.
In truth, Yaochi looked down on Lingxi Valley.
Yaochi disciples always acted high and mighty when visiting,
forcing Lingxi Valley to offer tribute of spiritual herbs and pills.
Now the tables had turned.
That's why she had been particularly thorough when teaching the massage techniques and acupoints—
determined to turn these Yaochi disciples into qualified massage masters... no, wait, as the Venerable One called them, "technicians."
"Honored guest, are you... comfortable?"
Technician Number 11 looked up at Chen Huaian with pitiful eyes,
hoping to awaken the Sword Pavilion elder's conscience.
Instead, she only awakened Zhang ngchu's gong.
BANG—!
"Wrong! What did the Venerable One teach you? You should ask: 'Custor, how's the pressure?' Not whether they're comfortable!" Zhang ngchu scowled nacingly. "Weren't you paying attention during training? Even this old fogey rembers better than you! If you can't learn properly, go rot in the dungeon!" 𝘙𝙖𐌽ŏ𝖇Êṥ
The Yaochi cultivator was on the verge of tears,
massaging through her sobs.
"Easy there, Little Zhang. To err is human."
Chen Huaian shuddered pleasurably and said with a smile, "Mistakes are fine. I'm currently researching new sword techniques that require sparring partners. If they can't learn, they can contribute to my sword arts instead."
Hearing this, Technician Number 11 panicked and imdiately beca more attentive.
As Chen Huaian enjoyed the service, he opened his Electronic Girlfriend ga.
The system was quite user-friendly.
He'd asked custor service if foot haptic feedback could be enabled—initially they said no. Then he asked if hand sensations could be temporarily redirected to his feet. After "applying for approval," they gave him a 24-hour foot sensation package.
These were probably at least Divine Transformation-level feet,
or at minimum mid-Golden Core stage.
Yet he could still enjoy the massage's comfort, even feeling accelerated spiritual energy flow through his foot ridians. Cultivators in the Cangyun Realm led such austere lives, completely lacking in leisure.
Unbeknownst to him,
soone had poked a hole in the window.
A large eye was now peering through it.
When it saw Technician Number 11 touching his feet,
visible murderous intent flashed in that gaze,
swirling with clear traces of jealousy.
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Opening the [Pocket Dinsion Construction Store],
Chen Huaian noticed many previously locked upgrades were now available—
like the Advanced Spiritual Energy Module.
Previously "requirents not t,"
the purchase conditions were now 100 billion and 100,000 Spirit Crystals.
Alternatively, there was a special requirent:
establish a sect in the Cangyun Realm to connect it with the pocket dinsion.
Excluding Spirit Crystals,
this cost sixty tis more than the Interdiate Spiritual Energy Module!
"Tsk—! Even with the special requirent fulfilled, I don't have that kind of money..."
Chen Huaian frowned, lightly tapping the armrest.
Though the Exorcist Division was profitable daily,
operational expenses were equally high.
Inco barely covered costs,
not even enough to offset his daily Divine Transformation-level expenditures.
Most importantly,
since the Well of Heaven opened at Qinling's Demon Locking Pagoda,
Sichuan Province beca saturated with spiritual energy,
causing the traditional currency system to teeter on collapse.
Gold and cash were now worthless.
The new valuable currency was called Spirit Beans—
similar to Spirit Stones but with purity rivaling Spirit Crystals.
They were condensed from monster qi extracted by Ascenders from slain beasts.
Nad for their soybean size,
these had beco currency among Ascenders
and were trickling down to Awakened and ordinary people.
Wang Shouyi had ntioned that with the Well of Heaven open,
spirit veins buried in ancient strata would gradually erge worldwide under the nourishing spiritual energy.
Undoubtedly, Spirit Stones from these veins would beco the new currency,
with Spirit Beans rely paving the way.
"If I develop the pocket dinsion, I'll go broke quickly~ Does this Electronic Girlfriend ga only want money? But without developnt, I'll be stuck at early Great Ascension Stage..."
Activating his Great Ascension First Tribulation avatar required only Nascent Soul strength from his modern body.
But the avatar still needed peak early Great Ascension power to trigger and survive the Minor Heavenly Tribulation.
Only by eting both conditions
could he purchase the Great Ascension First Tribulation cultivation.
Passing the heavenly trial depended heavily on pocket dinsion developnt—
the true power source for Great Ascension cultivators.
Spiritual Treasures were just bonuses;
true strength ca from oneself.
Chen Huaian stroked his chin in thought,
then suddenly brightened:
"Never mind whether the ga's monetary requirents will adapt to the changing economy—with everything in chaos outside, why don't I just rob eight or ten printing presses first to see if I can exploit a glitch?"
If it didn't work, he'd have eliminated an option.
If it did...
Chen Huaian couldn't imagine how amazing that would be.
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