Chapter 71: FarmVille?!
"Qingran, I missed you so much!"
In Room 418, Chen Huai’an hugged his phone, furiously typing away.
He had no idea that his words were being heavily edited on the other side.
anwhile, on the table nearby, Baji had just taken a bite of Cao’s Spicy Duck and was now trembling violently from the spiciness.
Hearing Chen Huai’an’s voice, Li Qingran’s eyes softened like lted honey, her entire being radiating joy.
"Master! Qingran missed you too!"
She looked around but couldn’t see Chen Huai’an.
"Master, where are you?"
【I am still battling a great demon, but I have left a sliver of my divine sense here so I can occasionally speak with you.】
Li Qingran’s heart sank in disappointnt but quickly recovered.
She asked with concern, "Master, were you injured by the great demon? And… your poison…?"
【Do not worry about . I am fine.】
"Oh, that’s good! Master is the strongest!"
But deep down, Li Qingran didn’t believe it.
With such a severe poison, her master must be suffering.
She could already picture it—
A white-haired immortal, drenched in blood, resting against the corpse of a demon beast, his sword still embedded in its body.
Even in agony, he still forced himself to speak to his distant disciple…
Just imagining it—
Her heart raced a thousand tis faster.
No, no, no!
Face burning, Li Qingran shook her head furiously.
This wasn’t the ti for such thoughts!
"Master, I have joined a new sect. Everyone here is very kind to . Tomorrow, I will visit the Scripture Pavilion to search for a cure for your poison!"
Hearing this only made Chen Huai’an more frustrated.
【Which sect did you join?】
"The Sword Pavilion!"
Li Qingran touched her lips and smiled.
"I originally planned to join Lingxi Valley, but so unexpected things happened. Their Young Mistress doesn’t like n, so when she found out my Master was male, she kicked out."
What?! Outrageous!
Chen Huai’an rolled his eyes so hard they nearly fell out of their sockets.
He ntally wrote down the na of this Lingxi Valley Young Mistress in his personal revenge notebook.
"Qingran, just wait! The next ti I run into that Young Mistress, I’ll teach her a lesson! How dare she kick you out?
Who does she think she is?!
You are Immortal Chen’s treasured disciple! No one bullies you and gets away with it!"
【Hmph! Lingxi Valley must have a death wish! How dare they wrong my disciple?! When I return, I shall wipe them from existence!】
"Master, it’s really fine." Li Qingran shook her head gently.
"This matter is already in the past. Everyone has their own principles. Since she wouldn’t accept , I simply found a better ho."
Chen Huai’an’s eyelid twitched.
"The Sword Pavilion?!"
"Yep!" Li Qingran giggled.
"This was your old sect, wasn’t it, Master?
I figured it out as soon as I saw them riding flying swords without wind-shielding formations! I’m so smart, right?"
Wait.
Chen Huai’an’s brain froze.
Wind-shielding formation?
You need a formation to ride a flying sword?
Where is it? How do you activate it?
And—
The Sword Pavilion was his old sect?!
Since when?!
【…Who told you that?】
"The Sect Master!"
Li Qingran’s eyes sparkled with admiration.
"He said you were the Supre Elder of the Sword Pavilion!
But you’ve been away for a long ti, and he doesn’t know where you are now.
He also told to train hard, or else you wouldn’t even bother looking at as your disciple!"
Li Qingran clasped her fingers together, blushing shyly.
Chen Huai’an stared at her naive, trusting expression.
…
If he had to guess—
This dumb girl had been scamd.
That Sword Pavilion Sect Master must’ve figured sothing out and improvised a masterful deception.
Now, Li Qingran was the donkey, and Chen Huai’an was the carrot tied in front of her.
Chen Huai’an couldn’t help but laugh in exasperation.
"Right, Master! Should I tell the Sect Master about your current situation?"
"If he knew, maybe he could help you!"
Li Qingran’s eyes lit up.
After all, she wasn’t sure how strong Su Qinian was, but if he was as powerful as Wu Duantian, he might be able to assist her Master.
【No… wait… actually, yes.** Go ahead.**】
Chen Huai’an had wanted to refuse.
He wasn’t really a Supre Elder, after all.
But then he thought—
If this Sect Master was already using his na to manipulate Li Qingran…
Why not play along and see how he’d cover for it?
"Alright! I’ll go see the Sect Master tomorrow!"
Li Qingran nodded seriously.
Chen Huai’an opened the ga map and scanned the entire Sword Pavilion.
To his surprise—
Everyone in the sect was a green light.
Not a single yellow or red dot.
That ant—
Not one person harbored ill intent toward Li Qingran.
Everyone had goodwill toward her or at least toward their fellow disciples.
Even the two light dots currently fighting—though their battle seed intense, there was zero malice between them.
"…Fine, fine. Not joining Lingxi Valley isn’t a big deal."
Chen Huai’an shook his head.
Plans never keep up with changes.
Just like how he had no idea that climbing a mountain would lead to fighting two massive wolves.
Just then, a notification popped up.
【Your Virtual Girlfriend’s residence is too run-down.
Recharge ¥68 to give your girlfriend a cozy ho!】
Chen Huai’an scoffed.
¥68? Peanuts.
Even if this was just a trap to unlock more microtransactions—
So what?
He, Chen the Pay-to-Win Immortal, had plenty of money!
Charge it!
SWOOSH!
Just as Li Qingran was about to start cleaning, a golden light flashed—
Her stone hut transford into a beautiful wooden house, complete with brand-new furniture and decorations.
It was exactly like before.
Her heart clenched.
More than Spirit Stones, magic artifacts, or even divine pills—
What she rembered most was that rainy night.
When her master had simply spoken the word "Ho"—
And, instantly, a house appeared to shelter her from the storm.
It was just a simple house, built from wood and stone.
Yet to her—it was the most precious thing in the world.
When Master took her away from Wanqing Mountain, she had looked back at that tiny house for a long ti, feeling reluctant to leave.
Chen Huai’an’s care had always been subtle and unnoticed by others.
And that made it even harder to repay.
…
anwhile, back in Room 418, Chen Huai’an stared blankly at his screen.
【You have unlocked the "Virtual Girlfriend’s Residence" feature.**】
【You may now purchase the following upgrades to assist your Virtual Girlfriend’s cultivation:**
Basic Spirit Gathering Formation: ¥10,000
Interdiate Spirit Gathering Formation: ¥100,000
Cultivatable Spirit Field: ¥5,000
Upgrade Spirit Field (Lv1): ¥1,000
Build Spirit Beast Pen (Unlocks Pet Store): ¥50,000
Upgrade Residence to Lv2: ¥998
Chen Huai’an slowly typed a question mark.
Then, he zood out to see the surrounding landscape.
There were large, divided plots of land just waiting to be developed.
A single, ancient ga na escaped his lips—
“…Is this… FarmVille?!”
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