It's the Little Earth Immortal.
This unlucky stone creature, after several rounds of education, has finally found its promised land.
It has found an ideal that it can practice throughout its long future life.
And that's giving massages.
Of course, in the Little Earth Immortal's eyes, what he's doing is hitting people.
However, because he's too weak, in others' eyes, he's just giving a massage.
And quite a good one at that.
You could see the Little Earth Immortal flying up and down on the guest's back in the room, using various tools and ointnts like a goddess scattering flowers, while his guest let out a series of comfortable moans.
Zhang Ze explained to Li, "Only guests who are above the Golden Core Realm are accepted on the Second-Layer here. Let Maomao try it here; if it doesn't work out, we'll have to send it back to the Thousand chanism Pavilion and keep it locked up.
"As for why the Little Earth Immortal... because he's relatively free right now. Besides giving massages, he just builds blocks, and because he's made of stone, he's not afraid of being pinched by Maomao either.
"Maybe they can even communicate with each other."
When the service in the room was over, Zhang Ze went in.
The ever-untiring Immortal master was just about to shake the blanket and invite the next guest to lie down, only to find that the person who ca in was Zhang Ze.
Having developed PTSD from Zhang Ze, he imdiately rolled off the bed and crawled under it.
"You... what do you want? I'm telling you, I haven't caused any trouble recently, you can't bury alive, use as a teor hamr, or give to Maomao to play with again."
Zhang Ze scratched his face, wondering if he was really that bad?
"Ahem, I'm not here to ss with you today, I've co to give you a disciple."
Saying that, Zhang Ze took Maomao down from his shoulder.
Upon hearing this, the Little Earth Immortal crawled out from under the massage bed, curiously looking at Maomao.
As their eyes t, sothing magical happened.
When Maomao saw the Little Earth Immortal, it suddenly moved.
It usually stays still as long as people are watching it, but this ti it bent down, then slowly crawled under the bed, hugged its knees, and began to shiver gently.
It seed to be afraid, afraid of the Little Earth Immortal.
Live long enough, and you'll see everything.
The Little Earth Immortal also noticed this, and after a brief mont of shock, he imdiately beca smug.
He crawled back under the bed, to Maomao's side.
Monts later, Maomao slowly crawled out from under the bed, crawled to a corner of the room, hugged its knees, faced the corner of the wall, and pretended to be a stone.
It was truly terrified.
For the Little Earth Immortal, this was quite a novel experience. Could soone actually be afraid of him?
"Okay, okay! I think this disciple is great, let's agree on this, leave it to to play with... uh, I an, let teach it, you can't take back your word." He looked at Zhang Ze and said!
The Little Earth Immortal sat laughing on Maomao's head, then took out an ID badge from its overalls and stuck it onto Maomao.
"From now on, you're little brother 173, rember, once a teacher, always like a father. From now on, I'm your dad!"
Zhang Ze, "..."
What they call 'one thing restraining another' is probably like this.
But just to be safe, Zhang Ze temporarily restrained Maomao, limiting its movent to this massage room only, until the observation period was over and then deciding whether to let it move freely.
"Okay, I'm leaving now, you focus on your work."
The Little Earth Immortal, like so pervert, stroked Maomao, and waved Zhang Ze off without turning back, indicating no further words were needed.
...
Leaving the Dragon Tiger Leopard Massage, Li, who had returned to the throne atop Zhang Ze's head, suddenly thought of sothing.
"By the way, could Maomao also be so kind of Primordial worship?"
Zhang Ze, "Hmm? Are there such weak ones?"
He took out the Mountain and Sea Hundred Gods List, flipped through it, but didn't find anything similar.
"Perhaps it's because it's weak, that it hasn't been recorded," Li said, licking her lips, "But earlier, I licked it once, and felt its taste was sowhat familiar.
"It was sowhat similar to that Innate Tao Pill given to you by the Great Mother Goddess before, but only similar, not of the sa origin."
During that adventure sneaking off to Ling State with the junior sister, Zhang Ze had t a Primordial worship called the Great Mother Goddess, and was gifted an Innate Tao Pill by her.
Zhang Ze, "Do you an Maomao is afraid of the Little Earth Immortal because it thinks the Little Earth Immortal is related to the Great Mother Goddess?"
Li, "I think it's like that, and Maomao's way of moving when not being watched is probably an innate Divine Technique as well.
"Um, I suggest you take Maomao with you when you go to Baiyujing in a few days, you might find it useful."
Just as Zhang Ze was about to inquire further, a small grass by the roadside suddenly grew to over human height.
Xiaoxue's face appeared on the grass leaf.
"There you are, co on, I'll take you to the Buddhist Sect."
Zhang Ze, "Eh? Senior Sister Xiaoxue is going too?"
Xiaoxue, "Yes, ever since Master took from the Buddhist Sect, I haven't been back for a long ti, just right to go back today for a look.
"Don't worry, the matter you entrusted with is done, those Talismans with a trace of Magical Artifact's power have been handed over to Xiangxiang."
Having said that, without waiting for Zhang Ze to speak, the grass clone turned into a whirlwind of grass, sweeping up Zhang Ze and Li, and headed straight for the Buddhist Sect.
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