It’s not that Zhang Ze was being tender-hearted and unwilling to hit a woman; rather, in his perspective, this foul-mouthed Cat Lady was the first one he could communicate with normally.
So, he needed to interrogate her to find out so things.
Zhang Ze stood up, put away the unused ink line, and then used a normal rope to tie up the Cat Lady Emperor.
"Speak! Who is Xiao Jing to you? Why have you turned into Cat Ladies to cause chaos?"
Cat Lady Emperor, "?"
Asked like this by Zhang Ze, just when she was ready to accept her new life, the Cat Lady Emperor suddenly felt an unjustifiable anger.
While kicking her legs trying to kick Zhang Ze, she yelled angrily.
"Damn it, who is Xiao Jing to ? I’m her ancestor! What do you an how did I beco a Cat Lady? You ask , I ask who?"
Zhang Ze, "Ha, you’re his ancestor? I’ve even beaten his ancestor! Stop playing this righteous card with . Tell , what’s Xiao Jing’s real plot?"
The Cat Lady Emperor now understood that this dolt hadn’t recognized her at all.
Clearly, his senility symptoms were already pretty advanced.
Suppressing her anger, the Cat Lady Emperor suddenly cracked a professional smile and said.
"Welco~ to~ Fried Shide, honored guest~ Sir, please co in."
Though the Cat Lady Emperor had been industrious recently, she had not forgotten her skills at dining in the Thousand chanism Pavilion, and her crisply articulating "welco" sounded very professional.
Upon hearing this voice, Zhang Ze, who was face-blind, suddenly realized who it was he had been pressing down and beating for so long.
He took a step back, eyeing the Cat Lady Emperor up and down, "Your Majesty? What are you doing here?"
"You ask ! Who should I ask? I was in class sleeping, and when I opened my eyes, I ended up here, and then you beat up, not even knowing what was going on."
"For crying out loud, I was the emperor in my past life, and you beat ! Now I’m guarding the gate, and you still beat . Is there no justice? Do you want alive or dead?"
The more the Cat Lady Emperor thought about it, the angrier she got, starting to list Zhang Ze’s sins.
Including the school rules Zhang Ze set up for the Thousand chanism Pavilion school.
Like being late for more than three minutes would an picking up elephant dung in the Beast Taming Sect.
As the Cat Lady Emperor grew more furious, Zhang Ze’s expression beca increasingly peculiar.
"Wait a minute! No, are you really Xiao Qingyun?" Zhang Ze made a pause gesture and asked.
"I’m not, I... Fine, I am, I... Wait a second? You didn’t know about this?"
Too shocked, the Cat Lady Emperor was incoherent, nearly biting her tongue.
Zhang Ze, "I didn’t know, no one told . I always thought you were joking, like that Sword God of Ultimate Killing on East Street."
Cat Lady Emperor, "No, Master told you already knew, she said she asked you!"
The master in the Cat Lady Emperor’s mouth was naturally Li Yueqi, yet Zhang Ze, after recalling for a long ti, had no impression of this event.
Zhang Ze hesitated for a mont, about to say sothing but stopped, "I... wait, I still can’t believe you."
He warned, "Tell sothing that proves your identity. Co-presence of father and son kind of things don’t count, historical book stuff doesn’t count, things I forgot don’t count, anyway, you have to prove it."
Cat Lady Emperor, "..."
The other conditions could be negotiated, but the phrase "things I forgot don’t count" truly left her speechless.
Fortunately, the co-presence of father and son had an effect.
Soon, the Cat Lady Emperor thought of sothing in her deep mory that Zhang Ze would never forget, and even if he did, he would definitely rember it, and only both of them knew about it.
The Cat Lady Emperor made a shushing gesture, then softly recounted the event.
And after hearing it, Zhang Ze’s eyes widened, first in astonishnt, then with an embarrassed chuckle.
"What are you laughing at! Untie your father!" the Cat Lady Emperor said fiercely.
"Hahaha, son, stop ssing around, ask nicely."
....
[Because this is a secret known only to the two of them, outsiders have no way of knowing, not even the great Lily. Alright, stop asking.
————Excerpt from "The Magic of Friendship: The Boss and His Animal Friends"]
...
Although the process of breaking the ice and reuniting was quite foolish, the outco was quite perfect.
No longer embarrassed, the two squatted on the ground to check the accounts, retracing what exactly happened with this matter.
After so less than ticulous logical analysis, they realized the issue lay with Li Yueqi.
She was involved throughout the investigation of the Cat Lady Emperor’s identity and it was her alone who attempted to probe Zhang Ze’s attitude and relay ssages.
It was her misunderstanding and imaginative assumption that Zhang Ze was too magnificent, leading to this one-sided misunderstanding.
Zhang Ze tried hard to rember, finally recalling that sunny afternoon.
...
That afternoon, while he was ho updating his serial, Li Yueqi suddenly burst through the window like a bat-winged king, startling him.
After her grand entrance, Li Yueqi leaned on the table and asked mysteriously.
"About His Majesty’s affairs..."
Zhang Ze glanced at Li Yueqi, then looked down at the draft he had just written, seeing his arrangent for "The Salty Empress and the Legendary Battle of Enchantress vs Little Red Riding Hood," he subconsciously thought Li Yueqi had been sent by Bai Tao to steal his draft.
He covered the draft with his hand, speaking in a low voice, "Don’t talk about it now, keep it confidential for the mont..."
Li Yueqi frowned, looking all understanding, "Then you..."
Zhang Ze thought Li Yueqi was asking if he had an outline and imdiately pretended to be calm, "Rest assured, I have already planned this matter, it’s all in my heart."
Li Yueqi then asked, "And with Chen Qin...
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