However, as they kept chatting, the topic veered back to the martial arts competition, or rather, the person nad Xiao Teng.
Although dumb luck is indeed a part of one’s skill, having it to such an extent leaves people speechless. Of course, so said Xiao Teng was actually quite capable, but not many believed it; most considered it the words of a losing gambler trying to drag others down.
Everyone was discussing how long this guy could last in the finals...
Just when Li Ming found the conversation boring and wanted to switch topics, he suddenly noticed soone pinging him twice.
Opening his contacts, Li Ming discovered it was the Junior Sister from the Five Spirits Sect he added yesterday!
This Junior Sister probably had no interest in the martial arts competition, so she didn’t co over and instead went to Thousand chanism Town.
She sent a photo, a selfie of her with the giant statues in the square of Thousand chanism Town.
Besides the selfie, there were no other words.
Li Ming rubbed his chin, instantly entering a wise-man mode.
He began consulting with his goofy chat group friends.
[White-clothed Young Hero: Do you think a Junior Sister with twin ponytails, a yellow ruqun, dimples, and a bright smile might have fallen for at first sight yesterday?]
[And quietly sent a photo with the landmarks of Thousand chanism Town, hinting for a secret eting there, even though she didn’t say a word.]
[When I arrive there, she’ll take my hand, blush, and say, "Senior Brother, I like you." From then on, we’ll be an immortal couple forever?]
The chat friends, of course, started bursting his bubble.
[The Big Eater: Dream on. She probably sent it to soone else and sent it to you by mistake.]
[I Love ditating: I think you’ve lost your mind.]
[Two-wheeled Weirdo: Don’t overthink it, drink more hot water.]
Of course, there were still honest people, one of whom suggested that Li Ming send back a selfie himself.
This way, it wouldn’t seem abrupt, and he could take back so initiative, testing what this Junior Sister might an.
Li Ming’s eyes lit up, thinking the idea made sense. He imdiately picked up his little walnut and took a selfie.
However, as he was posing, he suddenly saw soone standing on the high platform opposite.
Soone not wearing clothes...
This is the downside of being a cultivator; unless you’re blind, all their eyesight is excellent.
So Li Ming clearly saw soone at the topmost point, stark naked, wandering in the wind—Xiao Teng...
Li Ming wasn’t the only one who saw Xiao Teng wandering around, but he was the only one holding up a little walnut.
After a mont of silence, Li Ming snapped several photos.
Though Xiao Teng reacted quickly, escaping imdiately with escape technique, due to his lack of streaking experience, he didn’t cover the most important parts.
In the case of inadvertently streaking and not wanting social death, the first place the person should cover is their face.
But Xiao Teng did not; he covered below.
Therefore, Li Ming got several photos of Xiao Teng twisting and turning, hands covering his groin, butt sticking out, giving an eagle-eyed look.
Good stuff definitely needs to be shared with the chat group.
[White-clothed Young Hero: Brothers, guess who this is!]
[The Big Eater: How are your hands so fast? I saw it too but didn’t have ti to take a pic before he ran.]
[I Love ditating: This guy looks familiar; isn’t that Xiao Teng whom I sparred with on day one?]
[Two-wheeled Weirdo: Xiao Teng? Let see, seems like it; I was there the day he got burned, looks like his butt!]
[The Big Eater: Buddy? You recognize people by their butts? I have reason to suspect you have a fondness for dragons...]
[Two-wheeled Weirdo: Scram!]
Anyway, whether for fun or for nosy curiosity, Xiao Teng’s pictures spread like wildfire, unstoppable.
In so sense, Xiao Teng is now way more famous than Zhang Ze.
After all, Zhang Ze wouldn’t dare streak on a high platform...
"What a talent." Looking at the little walnut in hand, Zhang Ze sighed.
The martial arts sparring hadn’t started yet; Zhang Ze and Tang were sitting together, chatting over tea.
Tang looked at the little walnut in his hand, then glanced at Lily, who was chuckling foolishly to the side, "Girl, is this your doing?"
"No way, who’d know he liked this kind of thing? Besides, wherever they stay is up to the cultivators themselves; I didn’t control that. A mistake in transformation moved the place he stayed forward, probably just his good luck."
Lily laughed as she continued saying sothing in the private group of the Thousand chanism Pavilion.
...
Xiao Teng was walking the streets in black clothes, wearing a mask.
Five minutes ago, his wish was to be world-famous, his heroic na transcending generations.
Now, his wish was for no one in the world to recognize him.
Xiao Teng, walking cautiously, observed the expressions of the surrounding people, constantly reassuring himself that he ran fast enough that no one would have recognized his face.
With continuous self-suggestion, Xiao Teng gradually cald down.
Until he arrived in front of a bulletin kiosk.
The Crystal Stone Screen on the kiosk of the Thousand chanism Pavilion usually displayed bounties or advertisents and occasionally rumors of secret realms appearing in certain places.
But today, the kiosk showed only one large photo and a piece of comntary.
Xiao Teng’s bare-bottom photo was displayed in high resolution, with a black line drawn to cover his eyes. While it was better than nothing, it at least covered so sha.
However, the comntary beside it was written in the largest possible font.
[With the final battle approaching, what is Xiao’s intention with this act?]
[Is it a distortion of human nature, or a collapse of morality?]
Eager for no one to not know who this bare-bottom individual was.
At that mont, Xiao Teng really wanted to leave this world...
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