The Cat Lady Emperor shook her head, "I don't know, maybe I read it in so book before... By the way, Master, when are you going to teach real skills?"
"ditate first, don't ask."
"Oh."
The Cat Lady Emperor was highly regarded by Li Yueqi because of her outstanding performance in the Thousand chanism Kindergarten. Li felt that this girl was a rare rough gem, so she decided to bring her to the Beast Taming Sect.
However, this girl was a bit pure in her recklessness, just like Zhang Ze who was missing a few beats.
So Li Yueqi intended to train her well, to make her a bit more steady.
The area around the pavilion beca quiet again, with only the sound of Li Yueqi cracking seeds.
But after a while, a Little Qilin erged from the bushes. It sneaked a glance at Li Yueqi, noticed she wasn't paying attention to it, and ca up to the Cat Lady Emperor, circling her twice as if signaling sothing. Monts later, it suddenly lowered its head and sucked on the cat ear of the Cat Lady.
The Cat Lady Emperor trembled all over due to this sudden numbness.
"Master, is this part of the test too?"
"No, but..."
Li Yueqi initially wanted to say it could be, but it was too late. The Cat Lady Emperor flipped like a divine cat, jumped up, and pulled her ear out of the Little Qilin's mouth, then she started battling with it.
In no ti, the cat and Qilin were fighting joyously, the grass was flying, and the walkway was worn away.
Soon, the cat and Qilin were out of Li Yueqi's sight, disappearing without a trace.
Li Yueqi, holding the seeds, stood there stunned for a long ti before she reacted.
"Damn, they're ditching class!"
...
Zhang Ze put down the little walnut, then turned to look at Li, remained silent for a long ti but still didn't say the truth. He simply patted its head and said, "In the future, wash your food clean before eating."
After finishing, without explanation, he again projected his consciousness over to the Golden Core.
Just as he returned, he saw the Little Earth Immortal holding an elliptical, half-man-high Five-Colored Stone Pillar running towards him.
This rascal clearly didn't follow Zhang Ze's instructions to stay put.
Though it was reasonable; if he did listen, he wouldn't be the Little Earth Immortal.
The Little Earth Immortal, during Zhang Ze's call for external help, couldn't help but search nearby and found a half-covered big dog hole. After crawling through, he discovered a huge empty chamber with walls embedded full of Five-Colored Stone Pillars.
The Little Earth Immortal thought these were treasures, pulled one out, intending to show off to Zhang Ze.
"There are treasures here! I see there are many over there, all as big as these, we can bring back... Ow."
Zhang Ze, "... "
All one could say is, the Little Earth Immortal has a knack for triggering trouble.
The Little Earth Immortal stepped on his own feet, losing balance and falling to the ground. The big stone pillar in his hand also dropped down with a snap.
The stone pillar was fragile, shattering imdiately upon landing, and foul liquid flowed out, with a small monkey-like embryo rolling out from it.
Just as it erged from this 'egg', it emitted a cry, and then this little Big Flapping Monkey's body beca rigid instantly, and before it had any chance for action, it was wiped out by a formless power.
Not even a trace was left.
After this little Big Flapping Monkey was obliterated, it seed to trigger so signal, and darkness behind the Little Earth Immortal stirred.
Nurous stone pillars began to tremble; one by one, little Big Flapping Monkeys broke out of their shells.
Yet, these newborn monsters were like the first, wiped out instantly upon birth.
The hellish screams lasted just a mont, then a return to tranquility.
As if nothing happened.
But as the saying goes, mother and child are linked in heart, and the Big Flapping Monkey was no exception.
It and its husband had been trapped here for years, long aware of the oddity.
That is, their offspring would be erased by so force upon birth, as if this space didn't permit traditionally living entities.
Though their bodies were petrified and thus unaffected.
Yet, the urge to pass on is instinctive; the big mother Flapping Monkey hadn't given up, still producing offspring annually with her husband.
Over many years, she evolved from a little girl to a twin-tailed lady, and had a large brood of babies.
Unexpectedly, after just a nap, upon waking her husband was split in two, and the babies disintegrated like a match-three ga, poof, poof, poof into dust.
Unless it's insane, it's this.
Deafening roars echoed throughout the ancient city, Divine Thought swept over, finally locking onto the Little Earth Immortal.
Knowing he caused trouble again, the Little Earth Immortal was putting the Golden Alms Bowl on his head, sticking his butt in a corner, pretending nothing happened.
"Ah." Zhang Ze sighed, not even bothering to scold the Little Earth Immortal. To prevent damage to another Stone Pill Array within a well, Zhang Ze didn't hide the Little Earth Immortal's aura.
Instead, he cast a spell to teleport the Little Earth Immortal away.
Using up half his mana, Zhang Ze took the Little Earth Immortal atop the mountains.
A mont later, white smoke spread from the ancient city, then condensed into form, a Big Flapping Monkey about the size of three Furnace Hooks flew in the sky, locked onto Zhang Ze and the Little Earth Immortal, roaring and charging towards them.
Zhang Ze activated plan B.
"Little Earth Immortal, open wide."
"Huh? Open what? Ugh..."
Before the Little Earth Immortal realized, Zhang Ze's Golden Core jumped into his mouth, and the next second the Little Earth Immortal was clawed away by the Big Flapping Monkey.
From mountains to plains, the Little Earth Immortal flew far, golden dust soaring, the Little Earth Immortal lying on the ground, only feeling he lost control of his body.
But quickly, the Little Earth Immortal discovered he was being controlled to stand up by soone, his vision rising until level with the Big Flapping Monkey's pointy head.
At the sa ti, Zhang Ze's voice rang in his ear.
"There's only one way to beco a giant, that is to stew the Little Earth Immortal into soup."
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