Ye Qingzhou knew that Huang Liwen was a good person.
So he patted Huang Liwen on the shoulder: "Brother Wen, go for it, I support you!"
"Hehe, you’re truly my good brother."
Afterward, Huang Liwen kept smiling at his phone until it chid with a "ding dong."
"Old Ye, Yexin sent a ssage!"
"What, does she want to sell you tea leaves?"
"What tea leaves? She wants to et up offline this weekend!"
At this mont, Huang Liwen was a bit nervous. After all, this was the first offline date with his crush; he was completely unprepared ntally for this kind of situation.
It was supposed to be sothing he was looking forward to, but he was also worried about leaving a bad first impression, so he was quite anxious: "Do you think I should agree?"
"Reject it, and say you’re not that casual of a person."
Ye Qingzhou ca up with a lousy idea, which earned him a big eye-roll from Huang Liwen: "Get lost, what kind of suggestion was that?"
"See, you’ve already decided yourself, so why co to ask ?"
Ye Qingzhou looked at him disdainfully.
Huang Liwen was sowhat timid: "How about you co with ?"
"I wouldn’t mind, but what if she ends up liking instead, and you’re not okay with it."
"!!!"
Huang Liwen gritted his teeth angrily, but he really did worry about Ye Qingzhou’s words coming true, so he quickly dispelled the thought of dragging Ye Qingzhou along.
Then he struggled a bit: "For the first et-up, what gift do you think I should give her?"
"Gift what? You don’t even have 10 bucks in your pocket..."
"!!!"
Huang Liwen felt a bit suffocated; for the first ti in his life, he was worried about poverty.
Ye Qingzhou had to comfort him: "Look on the bright side, there’s a high probability she won’t be interested in you. The gift won’t really matter."
"You sure know how to comfort people!"
"You’re welco; we’re good brothers after all."
The weekend arrived in a blink.
Early in the morning, You Ruo hung her ID on her chest, proudly raising it high to show Ye Qingzhou when she saw him.
Clearly, she was proud of being from the Eastern Country.
Even though she wasn’t human at all.
Ye Qingzhou was speechless: "Who hangs an ID around their neck? Take it down, it’s not a dog tag."
Little Youruo held onto her ID tightly and shook her head vigorously, showing great resistance.
Yingyue watched from the side, chuckling, and then shared another matter with Ye Qingzhou: "Little Youruo seems to want to go to school recently."
"School?"
Ye Qingzhou widened his eyes, turning to look, indeed finding You Ruo gazing at him with her naive big eyes, mumbling vaguely: "school... secret..."
"You’re a snake, what are you going to school for?"
"You... Ru... school... secret..."
You Ruo pouted, very insistent on going to school, showing she would cry if Ye Qingzhou wouldn’t let her.
Ye Qingzhou pinched the bridge of his nose, feeling a headache, and looked at Yingyue: "Why does she insist on going to school?"
He wasn’t worried about Little Youruo being bullied at school; he was mainly worried Youruo might eat her classmates and teachers.
Yingyue sighed: "Yesterday while you weren’t here, Liang Yawen’s parents visited, and they saw Youruo, asking why she wasn’t going to school."
The ntioning was unintentional, but Youruo took it to heart, she then watched several dramas related to school life.
A snake living in the mountains hardly witnesses the colorful life of human society!
Suddenly, she was hooked, filled with a yearning for school, wanting to make new friends and enjoy the happiness only humans can experience.
Ye Qingzhou was speechless, he looked at You Ruo.
The little girl rested her chin, gazing at him with her watery big eyes, mumbling: "school, school."
"Alright, I’ll arrange for a school for you."
Ye Qingzhou quickly dialed Lii Jingshan: "Sister Shan, can you help arrange so enrollnt procedures?"
"You want to transfer?"
"Not , it’s for our Youruo."
"..."
Lii Jingshan’s mind stalled, taking quite a while to react, then she reconfird: "Are you sure?"
"Please, don’t worry, I’ll make sure she knows not to eat her classmates and teachers."
"..."
Lii Jingshan was speechless, but still offered a small reminder: "The principal and students’ parents too cannot be eaten."
After hanging up, Ye Qingzhou told Youruo the good news that after the new year he would arrange for her to start sixth grade, but also reminded her unless injured, she must not eat people randomly.
Yeyou earnestly nodded and even hooked fingers with Ye Qingzhou.
Ye Qingzhou looked up and sighed to heaven, just what is all this?
The once awe-inspiring Tyrant Black Python had turned into a big loli who wanted to go to elentary school!
However, before Ye Qingzhou finished sighing, his phone rang.
"Godfather, help !"
"Brother Wen?"
"It’s ."
On the other end, Huang Liwen cried out to Ye Qingzhou: "I’m at Wuyue Square, co save , that crazy woman says she wants to take back and get married, I’m only 17!"
Just then Ye Qingzhou heard a muffled ’clunk’ through the receiver, followed by arguing voices.
"You dare call crazy woman?"
"Yexin, this is the n’s restroom!"
"You’re stalling for ti, you must co back to the Sect with ."
Then, the call was cut off.
"???"
Ye Qingzhou imdiately thought of unpleasant terms like "organ-selling", "telecom fraud", "pyramid sche": "Brother Wen really knows how to cause trouble for ."
"Honey, are you going out this late?"
"Yes, there’s sothing going on, I’m going out for a bit."
To save ti, Ye Qingzhou directly utilized Soaring Step, exiting through the window, flying straight toward downtown where Huang Liwen was located.
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