At this mont, Tang Qiang's mother exclaid, "Qiang, co take a look. I still have a strip of at, and it's also drifted out from that barrel!"
"Mother, it must be sothing good, probably very nourishing!" Tang Qiang responded.
"Is it really?" Tang Qiang's mother seed skeptical. Why does it sll weird to ?
"Mother, if you don't believe it, then let eat it!" Tang Qiang said.
Tang Qiang's mother glared at him, "You ungrateful child, a strip of at and you want to fight with your mother?"
"Didn't you say you wouldn't eat it?"
"Who said I wouldn't?"
"That was the result of my indigestion, what I excreted!" At this mont, a faint voice ca from the living room, clearly from Xiao Tianyu, and next to him, Di Lanshan exclaid, "Tianyu, what did you say? Sothing you excreted?"
"What else?" Xiao Tianyu lifted his gaze and glanced at Di Lanshan. Why are the people from the Immortal Realm so stupid? Obviously drinking urine but insisting it was Holy Water?
Besides, it's not like I intentionally tricked you.
Clang~
At this mont, Di Lanshan staggered suddenly, almost sitting with her butt under the table. Initially, she blad Xiao Tianyu for not letting her drink, but now maybe she understood why.
So, Di Lanshan gave Xiao Tianyu a beautiful look and said, "You an, that barrel is..."
"For urination and defecation!" Xiao Tianyu interrupted.
Pow, pow, pow, pow~
As soon as he said this, Pan Jinlian, Prince Di, Tang Qiang, Tang Qiang's mother, and others who had just taken a sip of water spat it out, gagging continuously.
What they just drank was not Holy Water, but urine and feces.
"What, we just drank urine and feces?"
"This… this can't be, that's Holy Water, how did it beco feces and urine?"
"I don't believe it!"
"Why do they call the toilet a restroom, instead of a bathroom or a latrine?"
"..."
Several people showed disbelief. How is this possible, a restroom clearly ans it's sanitary, how could it be a place for defecating and urinating?
Wuuu~ It should not be this confusing.
Shush shush~
Next, several gazes fell on Xiao Tianyu, hoping his words were a lie to them, but alas, it was impossible.
And at that mont, Prince Di, with a bitter face, said to Xiao Tianyu, "My dear son-in-law, why would you trick even your future father-in-law!"
"I trick you?" Xiao Tianyu showed a grievance, "Did I even trick you?"
From start to finish, I don't think I said anything, why is this old man blaming ? Besides, it's that idiot who's to bla.
"You didn't trick ?" Prince Di was furious, "Why didn't you say earlier that it was sothing for urination and defecation?"
"But I advised Lanshan not to drink, didn't you hear it?" Xiao Tianyu shrugged innocently, which indeed angered people. These people ignored the advice, and it's his fault, Xiao Tianyu?
"Impossible, that was clearly Holy Water!" Tang Qiang, who drank the most, refused to believe it was real.
But Xiao Tianyu calmly said, "Then you can keep drinking!"
"..." Once these words were out, everyone was speechless, keep drinking, keep drinking, what the hell.
"You..." Tang Qiang's face turned Tie Qing, almost spitting blood due to Xiao Tianyu's infuriating words. Hmph~ when my master arrives, you'll regret it.
But Xiao Tianyu directly ignored Tang Qiang as if he was a fool.
Prince Di looked dejectedly at Xiao Tianyu and said, "My dear son-in-law, no matter what, you should have made things clear. Look at , I drank urine, how could I face anyone in the future?"
How could I, being a Prince?
Currently, Prince Di was the most upset. He believed Xiao Tianyu could have stopped him, yet Xiao Tianyu did not and just watched him drink urine, still feeling nauseous enough to want to vomit.
Even if Xiao Tianyu had warned earlier, he hadn't made it clear.
"How you face people has nothing to do with !" Xiao Tianyu replied coolly.
Next to them, Di Lanshan was angry. Couldn't this guy be more cooperative? Even if he's not her father-in-law, at least for her sake, shouldn't he have stopped him from drinking urine?
Is it supposed to be this tricky?
"Why are you looking at like that?" Xiao Tianyu glared at Di Lanshan, "Had I known, I wouldn't have warned you either!"
"You dare!"
"A good man doesn't fight with won!" After saying this, Xiao Tianyu turned to walk to the bedroom, but the next second, Di Lanshan grabbed his clothes, asking, "Tianyu, why do you know so much about Tianyu International?"
"Know?"
"Yeah!" Di Lanshan was puzzled.
"It's my ho!" Xiao Tianyu responded.
"What, your ho?"
"Yes!" Xiao Tianyu nodded sincerely.
"..." Di Lanshan zipped her lips, does this bastard really not need to rehearse when bluffing? And this place, claiming to be his ho, it is clearly a public area. Also, seriously thinks he's the boss here?
Why does everyone love to brag these days?
Prince Di cast a profound look at Xiao Tianyu and said blandly, "My dear son-in-law, it's normal for young people to be competitive, but at least they should have a limit, and I've heard Tianyu International is the most unique place in Celestial Capital, not everyone can claim this."
"..." Xiao Tianyu brushed a peculiar gaze over Prince Di and Di Lanshan, thinking to himself, why does no one believe the truth these days? Can't a young person start a business?
Whatever, Xiao Tianyu decided not to explain, because he saw no need to, then Xiao Tianyu walked away from where he stood.
Tang Qiang's gaze flashed coldly. Today, because of Xiao Tianyu, he ended up so embarrassed and drank urine. This grudge, Tang Qiang absolutely won't let it go.
"Alright, stop talking, let's order!" At this mont, Pan Jinlian smiled lightly, her beautiful eyes scanning back and forth over the dining table, "Wait, where's the nu? From the mont we got here, I haven't seen a nu!"
"Look at you, acting all uninford!" Tang Qiang showed, pretending he knew everything causing Pan Jinlian to glare fiercely, "And you know, why did you let us drink urine?"
If it weren't for this guy saying the toilet contains Holy Water, would we still drink urine?
"That was accidentally falling for a trap!"
"Sure, let's say you fell for a trap. Then explain why there's no nu here?" Pan Jinlian sneered at Tang Qiang, who shrugged, replying earnestly, "This is the top-grade place in Celestial Capital, do you still think you need a nu to order here?"
"How do you order then?"
"Of course, call the waiter!" Tang Qiang rolled his eyes, in such a high-class place, ordering naturally differs from other hotels.
So, Tang Qiang took a deep breath and shouted, "Waiter, we want to order!"
The voice was loud, like three layers of lion's roar power,
"..."
"..."
Everyone was startled, is this the ordering thod in a high-class place? Why does it feel so off to us?
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