He Yingteng imdiately jumped up from the ground, shouting like a madwoman, "Bring Gu Shaocheng here! Get Gu Shaocheng here now! He cannot treat like this! I’m his aunt! I’m his aunt!"
Nan Baihao dusted himself off and gave her a cold glance, "Aunt? Oh, sorry aunty, my brother is busy preparing for his mother’s wedding. Compared to his mother, you are rely a sidekick!"
"But don’t worry, I’ve sent your man over to you. The two of you can keep each other company. When it gets boring at night, you can play together, create so drama, flirt, isn’t it thoughtful of ?"
Leaving with a sarcastic laugh, he barked an order over his shoulder, "Lock the door! Keep an eye on them!"
Hmph, aunt!
Ah spit!
Once finished with his tasks, Nan Baihao stepped out of the dungeon, looked up at the sky, heard the weather had been good recently, perfect for a wedding.
Pulled out his phone to call his wife. His sudden commitnts had forced him to leave Huanhuan alone at her parents’ place. She hadn’t been picking up his calls for days, probably still upset.
Ah, being a man is tough!
Gotta take care of the wife at ho and older brother outside, what a life!
But after calling five tis with no answer, he finally played his trump card, "Honey, I’ve been injured. It hurts."
He leaned back in his car, waiting for her call. In the anti, he started counting in his head: one, two, three...
Haha, a pleasant ringtone sounded. It was his wife. Ah, his wife’s such a softie, he thought. He cleared his throat and answered the call, whimpering, "Honey..."
"You bastard, what happened? Speak up!"
"It hurts..." clutching his chest and the phone, he moaned in a pain-stricken voice, "Honey, if you keep ignoring my calls, I’m going to die. You are my heart and soul. How can I live without you?"
"Bah, shaless liar, trying to trick again!" Huanhuan sighed deep inside, realizing she had been duped. But she had missed her husband’s voice so much over the past few days that she didn’t have the heart to hang up. She started talking about random stuff, "You wretched man, rember the silver coin you flipped to make decisions in my room the other day? We couldn’t find it after you threw it. I found it today in a can from the trash bin. It landed on the side I wanted. What do you say about this coin lying at the bottom of a trash can, surrounded by rotten food? Is it worth picking up or best left there?"
Nan Baihao burst out laughing, "This implies that sothing you want is finally coming to light after being buried deep in the mud. Therefore, I have the final say in this matter!"
"Are you trying to provoke to smack you? NND, now I definitely am going to pick it up and let it bask in the sun."
"Why don’t you paste it on the billboard of the overhead bridge on East Third Ring Road, to bask in the sun and be admired by thousands?" As Nan Baihao saw his subordinates approaching his car, he motioned them to wait.
Huanhuan paused for a while, then said in a quiet, mysterious tone coming from the phone, "Honey, I think I’m pregnant."
"Pregnant with what?" He didn’t understand.
"Just pregnant."
"Pregnant with what?"
"I am pregnant, you idiot, I’ve told you so many tis and you still don’t understand it, I’m not talking to you anymore!" Huanhuan was instantly irritated and threw the phone away.
Nan Baihao: (⊙o⊙)...
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