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Now reading: Chapter 140 - Even slime have woman... why are you single, r from 100x Rebate Sharing System: Retired Incubus Wants to Marry & Have Kids, a Fantasy novel by Idiocrat.

Victor’s mouth twitched as he stared at the bouncing purple blob in front of him.

The sli—if he could even call it that—was giving him what could only be described as a *nod*. Its gelatinous body rippled with the motion, those weird-ass glutinous eyes forming and reforming as it looked at him expectantly.

"Are you so pervert or sothing?!"

His hand shot out before his brain caught up, pinching the sli’s body like he was pulling soone’s cheek. The texture was bizarre—soft but resistant, like grabbing a water balloon filled with jelly.

"Kyuu kyuuu!" The sli’s voice pitched up, almost like a yelp of pain. It bounced backward, shaking its whole body in frantic denial.

Victor’s eye twitched. The chain connecting his wrist to Kaida’s rattled as he moved.

"What? You want my tail? To save your wife?"

Nothing about this made sense. The sli kept bouncing, those eyes pleading now, nodding again with desperate enthusiasm.

Behind him, Kaida’s voice cut through his confusion. "Don’t pull, you idiot!"

The chain yanked taut, jerking her forward. Her feet scrambled against the forest floor, bare shoulders gleaming with moisture from the underground water. The short battle-jeans she wore rode dangerously low on her hips as she stumbled.

"Since my hand is chained with yours, I’m getting yanked around like a damn puppet!" Her scarred face twisted with frustration, red eyes blazing.

Victor steadied himself, turning back to the sli. "Hey, co here."

The purple blob hesitated for a mont, then bounced closer.

Kaida lifted herself up from where she’d nearly fallen, brushing dirt off her thighs. Bella moved up beside them, her golden cat-eyes tracking the sli with newfound wariness. Her silver tail swished nervously, the bandaged tip curling around her leg.

Both won were treating the sli differently now.

Not like so random cute monster, but like sothing potentially dangerous. Sothing that demanded cautious.

especially after seeing how it can transform itself into non-threatening appearance yet hold the power that dangerous. It was unpredictable.

But Victor’s Beast Tar ability was working overti. The skill he’d gained from Mira, multiplied a hundred fold, let him communicate with creatures on a level that bordered on supernatural. And right now, all he was getting from this sli was desperation mixed with hope.

The sli bounced off ahead of them, moving with purpose now.

"Where’s it going?" Bella asked softly, her voice barely above a whisper.

"Let’s find out." Victor started walking, which ant Kaida had no choice but to follow.

"I swear to the gods, if this is another one of your perverted sches—"

"Kaida, shut up for once. This is serious."

Her mouth snapped closed, more from shock at his tone than actual obedience. Victor’s face had gone hard, his usual cocky grin nowhere to be seen.

They followed the purple sli through a small clearing. The trees here were twisted, their bark darkened by so kind of residue that slled faintly of rot. The sli led them to what looked like a miniature structure—a doghouse-sized room made entirely of hardened sli residue.

Victor blinked. "What’s this?"

The structure shimred, and slowly, with what seed like imnse effort, the purple sli snapped its... finger? Body appendage? Whatever.

*Snap.*

The doghouse began to form more clearly, walls solidifying, taking on a translucent purple hue. It was actually kind of beautiful in a weird, otherworldly way.

Kaida’s jaw tensed. Her mind was racing. *How dangerous is this thing? Why is Victor even talking to it instead of killing it or running?*

Bella’s thoughts mirrored Kaida’s. After what they’d experienced underground—the magic circles, the chains, the Demonic Mist—nothing felt safe anymore. Every shadow could be a threat. Every creature could be the one that finally killed them.

And yet Victor was kneeling down, peering into the sli house with genuine curiosity.

The purple sli bounced inside, and when it erged, it was pulling sothing.

A small cloth. Makeshift, torn, but clean.

On that cloth lay another sli.

This one was pink. Smaller. And unmistakably feminine in a way that defied logic—it had a tiny flower growing from what Victor could only assu was its "head." The petals were wilted, browning at the edges.

But the real issue was obvious. The pink sli wasn’t moving. Its body barely held form, edges blurring like it was dissolving into nothingness.

"Hey, what happened to her?"

Victor swiftly knelt, his voice dropping that annoying perverted edge. For a mont, he sounded almost human. Almost kind.

The purple sli looked at him, those gelatinous eyes filling with sothing that looked disturbingly like tears. It gave a slow, mournful nod, then started making noises.

"Kyu kyu kyuuuu kyuu kyu!"

Victor’s brow furrowed as his Beast Tar ability translated the sounds into intent, emotion, aning.

"So you’re saying... the only way to save your wife is for to insert my tail in those won?"

Silence.

Complete and utter silence.

Kaida’s head turned so slowly it looked like her neck was being cranked by rusty gears. She blinked once. Twice. Her mouth opened, lips forming words that refused to co out.

Then they did.

"What the hell did you just say, you fucker?!"

Her voice cracked the air like a whip.

Victor winced as Kaida’s fist swung toward his face. He barely managed to catch it with his free hand, the chain rattling violently between them.

"Are you trying to fulfill your perverted kinks on the na of this little monster?!" Kaida’s scarred face was crimson, veins bulging at her temples. "What the actual fuck is wrong with you?! Insert your tail?! INTO US?!"

"That’s what he said!" Victor shot back, gesturing at the purple sli.

"IT’S A SLI! YOU EXPECT TO BELIEVE—"

"I’m translating, not making shit up!"

Bella stepped forward, her voice cutting through their argunt. "Sir Victor..."

Both of them turned to look at her.

She was holding the pink sli now, cradling it gently against her chest like it was a dying kitten. Her golden eyes were trembling, and when she spoke, her voice cracked with emotion.

"Sir Victor... we have to save it."

Kaida’s anger stuttered. She looked at Bella, then at the pink sli, then at the purple one that was now bouncing anxiously near Victor’s feet.

The cloth the pink sli had been resting on was embroidered. Crudely, but with clear intent. Little symbols that could only an one thing: love.

This purple blob had made a goddamn wedding dress for his dying wife.

Kaida’s mouth twitched. Her fist lowered.

She took a breath. Then another. Her red eyes studied the purple sli, watching the way it trembled, the way it kept glancing between Victor and the pink sli with desperate hope.

"This is..." Kaida’s voice was quieter now, though still edged with suspicion. "This is actually emotional."

"Told you," Victor muttered.

Kaida glared at him. "But you’re still an asshole for how you phrased it!"

"Co on, why would I even lie?" Victor ruffled his hair, frustration clear on his face. "Shit."

He turned to the purple sli, moving closer. The chain forced Kaida to follow, her bare feet padding against the dirt.

"Listen, buddy... she’s not dying from so disease."

The purple sli’s eyes ford fully, staring at him.

"She’s dying from lack of food."

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