“Villainsaren’tborn,they’remade...blah...blah...”Cutequote.StickitonyourTumblrheadernexttoyouranimepfp.Youboysloveyourvillainstories,don’tyou?Youwantcarnage.Chaos.Control.Youwantadarkthrone,acoldsmirk,andawomankneelingatyourfeetbeggingformercy.Butyou?Youdon’twanttoliftadamnfinger.You’llcheerforthevillainashekillsagod,butcrywhenhegetsbetrayed.Youcallit“plotarmor”whentheherosurvives—butcallit“art”whenthevillaindoestheimpossible.You’renotfansofvillains.You’refetishists.Youwanttheviolence,butnotthesilenceafterit.Youwantdomination,butnottheburdenofbeinghated.Youwantpower,butonlyifthestoryforgivesyouforit.Youdon’treadthesestoriestounderstandevil.Youreadthembecauseyouthinkyou'retoogoodtowinthenormalway.“Villainsdon’tplayfair.”Exactly.That’swhyyoulovethem.Becauseyouwouldn’tlastadayinaworldwherestrengthmatteredandexcusesdidn’t.Youdon’twantavillain’slife.Youwanthisresults.Youwanttowatchhimburntheworldforawoman.Butyou’dcryifagirlleftyouonread.Sotellme—Whatexactlyareyourootingfor?Atleastunlikeyou,Isupportheroes—theoneswithboobs.Youknowthetype.Titssqueezedintolatex,thighstightinspandex,preachingvirtuewithcum-drunkeyesthemomenttheyfallintomyarmsbutalwaysendupscreamingmynameinstead.Shefliesabovecities,savingliveslikeit’sherjob.Butatnight?Shecrashesintomyarms,trembling,moaning,clawingatmybacklikeI’mtheonlyrealthingshe’severtouched.Hercapedropsbeforeherguarddoes.ButIdon'tneedtotearitoff.Shehandsitoverherself—bitbybit,kissbykiss,liebybeautifullie.Youeverfeltaheroine'sbreathhitchinyourearasshebegsyoutostoppretendingyou'rethebadguy?Everwatchedthesymbolofhoperideyoulikeyou'rethelastmanleftaftertheworldended?That'snotconquest.That’sdevotion,baby.Unfiltered.Undeniable.Andtheirony?Theyfallthehardest.Becausenovillainevertriedtounderstandthem.Noheroeverdaredtoseepasttheshineandintotheachebeneath.ButIdo.Iwhisperintothecracksoftheirperfection.Iplantkisseswheretheyhidetheirpain.Ifuckthemwheretheyforgettoweartheirstrength.Andwhentheybreak—whentheirmoansturntoprayers,whentheirstrengthmeltsintosubmission—That’swhenIrise.I’mnotjustsomebroodingmisfitoutforrevenge,oramisunderstoodlonersittingaroundhopingforashotatredemption.I’mnotavillain.I’mtheSUPERVILLAIN—thekindyourheroinesmoanforwhenthecamerasareoffandthecapesarecrumpledonmyfloor.
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