Jiang Muchen heaved a huge sigh of relief.
"Little Uncle, you really..."
Like an enlightened person, he broke into a radiant smile.
"Couldn’t you tell that earlier? I will dual-cultivate with him every day if needed be."
A curt smile appeared on Xie Jianyu’s face in return.
"You might be thinking about the many dual cultivation sessions we did when we were younger," he then said.
Jiang Muchen scoffed.
"Well, of course! That was easy!"
Xie Jianyu, who started cultivating much earlier than other children, was always several levels higher in cultivation than Jiang Muchen. In their teenage years, he often helped his nephew out via dual cultivation, particularly if the latter needed to achieve breakthroughs to the next levels.
The sessions they partook in were but harmless, innocent endeavors that two cultivators often engaged in to help each other.
Unfortunately, this was not the kind of dual cultivation that Xie Jianyu referred to.
"Actually, I am referring to dual cultivation via sexual intercourse," Xie Jianyu said.
"...."
Jiang Muchen’s face practically turned to stone.
Xie Jianyu had to use every ounce of self-restraint in his body to not erupt in laughter. After all, he was still Jiang Muchen’s uncle. He needed to maintain the dignity of an elder.
"Say what?" Jiang Muchen mumbled after he snapped back from his trance several minutes later.
Xie Jianyu blinked at him.
Were his words not clear or was this nephew a little slow today?
"Basically, you need to lay with your betrothed."
"..."
"You need to bed him."
"Yes, Little Uncle, I got it. You don’t have to keep repeating it!" Jiang Muchen cried out in full-blown panic.
If Jiang Muchen’s level of cultivation was not that advanced, this might be the ti he suffered from qi deviation.
And at such a young age, too.
"Are you talking about Liu Chengjiu, Little Uncle?" He wailed after Xie Jianyu’s words fully sank in.
"Who else?" Xie Jianyu squinted at him.
"But why??? We didn’t... I an..."
Jiang Muchen’s face turned slightly red when he thought back to the tis they sat together in dual cultivation.
"Obviously because we were both cultivators," Xie Jianyu pointed out.
"Dual cultivation between a cultivator and a non-cultivator does require a deep skin-to-skin contact and direct connection between the dantian* areas."
"....."
Xie Jianyu gave his nephew an uneasy smile.
"I understand your commitnt to a righteous path and your aversion to debauchery. If you require guidance on how to perform the act, Fengxi would be more than happy to help..."
"...!!!!"
Happy, his foot!
Zhang Fengxi was the worst person to turn to! He didn’t even know how to bed an oga without making them pregnant!
In this respect, there were many more alphas he could consult, all of them had better skills than Zhang Fengxi!
"Thank you, Little Uncle, but no need," Jiang Muchen snapped, his face as red as uncut apples. "I am going to handle it on my own."
Xie Jianyu seed skeptical.
"Just to be clear, you know that you cannot simply break up with Liu Chengjiu after taking his virginity, right?"
Not to ntion that a single dual-cultivation session most likely wouldn’t do the job.
Jiang Muchen gaped at Xie Jianyu.
"His... His virginity..."
"..."
"No! Of course not! I already said that I am going to marry him, so I am going to marry him!" Jiang Muchen cried out in distress.
"... That’s good then."
Otherwise, Xie Jianshen might really lock Jiang Muchen up in a swine cage and drown him at Crystal Jade Pond.
Several minutes later, Jiang Muchen, who was unable to talk to his Little Uncle about dual cultivation any longer, escaped on his spiritual lion.
Poor Hongzhen was given no direction, so he rely flew around, taking his master on a random flight across the realm.
Sitting atop Hongzhen, Jiang Muchen was unable to think clearly.
He didn’t want to sleep with Liu Chengjiu.
No.
To be precise, he didn’t want to sleep with any oga.
His heart had always and would always belong to Xie Jianyu.
Jiang Muchen did not want to betray the deep love he harbored to Xie Jianyu, no matter the pressure he was under.
He couldn’t believe that he had to do exactly that in order to marry Liu Chengjiu, while marrying Liu Chengjiu was supposed to be his exit strategy against his mother’s persistent demands to get married and sire children.
What was the point of keeping himself pure and chaste this entire ti, then?
Might as well head to Golden Dragon Palace, kneel in front of his mother, and admit defeat.
But no, if he did that, his mother was going to lock him up in the palace dungeon for at least a week before sending him off to Qifeng Palace to marry Qin Yani on the spot.
He, a proud lion, would rather die than having his mother trample all over him.
Arghhhhhhhhh...
Jiang Muchen howled into Hongzhen’s luxurious coat.
"Rawr...?"
The spiritual lion was confused. What exactly happened to his master? Why was he so distraught?
Thankfully, Jiang Muchen quickly regained his composure.
There was no other way to do this.
He had to sleep with Liu Chengjiu to awaken his spiritual roots. He was going to talk to Liu Chengjiu about it later, but for now he needed to consult a capable alpha about the best ways of bedding an oga without making him pregnant.
Preferably with specific details on how to perform said dual cultivation practice, so that he only needed to do it once to get the job done.
In this sense, there was only one person whom Jiang Muchen trusted enough to give him relevant advices.
Said alpha’s notorious reputation, after all, remained nothing short of legendary even after he took a wife and sired legitimate children with her.
"Hongzhen, to Coral Reef Town," he said while pulling at Hongzhen’s reins.
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Author’s note :
*Dantian Refers to the region in the body where a person’s spiritual power is concentrated. There are technically three dantians, but most novels simplify the concept and only use the lower dantian (located three finger widths below and two finger widths behind the navel).
Kindly keep your mind in gutter. That’s exactly what this author is referring to.
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